Twilight and Homosexuality: Team Jacob Werewolf Taylor Lautner Confesses He Is Gay, Twilight is Gay Recruitment Tool
I hate to say I told you so, but for you Twilight-allowing parents out there who are now crying because your son or daughter is gay only have yourselves to blame. I preached for nearly a decade to not allow your child to view the filthy movies and books “Twilight” by Wiccan author JRK Tolkien.
I told you the words were nothing but a festival of witchcraft, sodomy orgies, vampire blood rituals and danger to your child’s immortal soul. You all failed to heed my words and now you will pay the price as you have to listen to your child’s brainwashed soul cry from hell for eternity.
Today we learned one fact I knew for years: Taylor Lautner is a howling veil wolf of homosexuality. In People magazine, the boy who plays “Team Jacob” admitted he is part of the gay agenda. Not like having a colon rompus with the gay Disney magic tinkerbell sparkle vampire Edward Colon (the name should be proof enough it’s gay) was not all the proof we need, but Lautner thought he’d add the sugar plummed with confectinos of anal sins confession to the mix.
Take an eye fest of this evidence:
Well colored me surprised. Not!
What really upsets me here is that so many of you fought me tooth and nail, trying to claim this man was normal and was in no way a howling homosexual, when all the proof was in the pudding. I cried and pleaded for you parents to shield your child’s eye from this barrel chested Mexican sancho rancho but you denied my warnings.
I worked hard. I wrote magazine articles and posted the proof, as seen here:
I fought with Twilight’s producer to bring you the truth, as seen here.
And I even fought with Billy Burke on Twitter, which LA Weekly mediated for us:
After all of this, and hundreds of other articles, sermons and videos I have done on the dangers of Twilight, you parents still tried to claim I was giving false journalism and that the Jacob Lautner werewolf boy was not some gay animal hair fetish character, when now we see we were right all along.
So to you parents who are now eating CROWE’s PIE, good riddance to your gay offspring! I would say I’ms orry, but I TOLD YOU SO! Do not let your children see this filthy! This movie is FILITH and RATED S FOR SINISTER BY ME FOR A REASON!!!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!
2:43 am
Smoking the crack pipe again Abe?
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3:05 am
He writes the truth.
If that young man had been in my class, he wouldn’t be so interested in the other one who wears eyeliner. This old lady would have taught him more than a thing or two!
It is the fault of all those queers in Hollywood!
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8:40 am
he has a girlfriend that was in a movie with him and the kiss with robert pattinson was just a joke and robert pattinson is getting married 2 kristen stewart o and another thing i wouldn’t mess with twilight fans my friend did that and it was her worst day ever
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9:18 am
true that /\
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3:51 am
I was smiling when I started reading this.
And when I got to the magazine photo, I lol’d.
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9:20 am
*Reads abes description*
If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack. Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!
Okay! can you buy me a ticket to the UK? Fuck america!
and what the hell is a smart alack
a lack of smarties? you seriously need to stop acting like some old geezer.
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1:01 pm
Eww , don’t come to the UK , we don’t want you here.
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2:10 pm
You are getting an F for this book report. If you cannot write at a third grade level, I can only assume you cannot read at one either.
I am sorry that Mommy and Daddy will be mad, but maybe they will spend a bit of time reading to you. However, if they are the absent type (which I imagine since you are running amok on the interwebz), perhaps you should add poor behavior to your poor academics. Maybe if you get yourself expelled, you could get the home schooling you need.
If they need help with tutoring, I am part of a pedagogy network with many great teachers. My dearest friends
Professor Bhaer, Mr. Nickleby, Miss Stacey, Miss Shirley, and even Miss Frizzle would all be eager to mold your mushy young mind.
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2:17 pm
The F is intended for anime_luver.
I am writing from doctor’s office, and my not so smart phone doesn’t like to reply in line.
(my battle with gout has me all a flare today)
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3:23 pm
Amazing follow up to your well known exposes on this dangerous gay propaganda. Praise the Lord that our family heeded your advice years ago and kept this book out of home and local library. I personally had to check out the local library books, and destroy them, and then pay the fee, to protect the innocent white children of our town.
As for the movies, we took the safe route and forbid any movies or television in our children’s lives, of any kind.
Thank God none of boys’ anuses were turned into sin docks by this filth.
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4:56 pm
the innocent white children? wow. lol. as a GAY Christian, you’re a bunch of jokes, both to the gay community (who don’t fear you or anything you represent) AND the Christian community (whom you attempt to represent but who in truth has nothing to do with this site).
call me daddy!
oh, and Ice.. I’ll gladly turn yours into a sin dock any day. mmhmm! love the stache
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6:20 pm
We are not the ones that you need to fear. Fear our wrathful God and the eternal hellfire that awaits you in the afterlife.
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7:38 pm
Amen, Reverend Bagoe! These liberals crack me up. They think they can just make up their little fantasy of what it means to be Christian and not live with the consequence of their sins. So many of them are going to have a rude awakening when they get doused in the the eternal flames of hell.
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12:40 pm
Yep, the Truth is all there in he bible, but these “Christians in Name Only” (CINO) pick and chose the parts of the Holy Bible that they want to believe, heavy on the forgiveness part, light on the wrathful judgement part.
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7:50 pm
So that’s all you Christians do with your lives? Fearing someone all your life just so you can die and be with him?
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11:26 pm
Please don’t impose your religious views on me, I am smarter than you.
btw, Hi guys! I’m new to this community of religious extremists, idiots and pathetic children who believe in fairy-tales. I hope you will all make me feel welcome and make me lose faith in humanity. I am an atheist, a gamer and a linux user (but not necessarily at the same time). That is all.
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12:06 am
I saw this at the newsstand at the IGA. The first step for this young man is confessing his sin. Now that he has done that, and once he is disease free, he should look for a woman still willing to have him.
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12:42 pm
But what woman would want a mean who has lost the manly strength of the spincter? How can a man run a family when his anus has been used as a pleasure center? I suspect this guy is going to find it hard to catch the eye of all but the most unpleasant looking female.
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2:24 pm
That Mexican cleaning lady of Scwarzennegar may still be single. That could be a good couple.
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8:20 pm
Where is that Shannon girl that used to post here? I bet she would be happy to let that werewolf gay lap at her sinful juices of wiccanism.
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3:05 am
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/taylor-lautner-people-magazine-cover-claiming-twilight-actor-gay-exposed-a-fake-article-1.997274
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12:41 pm
http://arts.nationalpost.com/2011/12/28/taylor-lautner-gay-people-magazine-cover-is-100-percent-fake-spokesperson-says/
Once again, you Rightwing lunatics have it wrong
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12:44 pm
I believe Christ Wire any time over liberal rags from New York.
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11:21 pm
This is what we sane people call a “credible source,” unlike a satirical website, mistakenly taken seriously by a bunch of extremists.
btw, Hi guys! I’m new to this community of religious extremists, idiots and pathetic children who believe in fairy-tales. I hope you will all make me feel welcome and make me lose faith in humanity. I am an atheist, a gamer and a linux user (but not necessarily at the same time). That is all.
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1:02 pm
Even if he’s not ‘gay’ , Twilight still sucks.
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7:33 pm
Okay firstly, J.R.R. Tolkien (learn to spell correctly AND get your facts right!) is not the author of Twilight. He was the CHRISTIAN author of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings and other christian works. So you can’t really bash him as he was one of the most influential Christian authors, akin to someone like C.S. Lewis.
Also, Taylor Lautner is NOT gay. You really need to learn to do your research properly. Before you go off screaming “I told you so” to everyone within a mile radius of yourself, you should make sure that you were indeed correct in the first place. In this instance, you were horridly misinformed. As everyone knows, that article was a fake and he is, in all actuality, heterosexual. Need proof? Just look at the link that at least 3 people have already posted in comments above.
Thirdly, you really should work on your writing skills. You call yourself and author but you can’t spell and your sentence structures are appalling. My ten year old brother has more right to call himself an author than you do.
Also, that picture that you refer to as “proof” is completely fake. Anyone of even slightly minimal intelligence can see that it’s just a folded over piece of a magazine.
You are a slanderous person and you don’t deserve to call yourself a Christian. A true Christian, who has a personal relationship with the loving [but sometimes wrathful] God would never say such hateful things. You spread hateful lies about people because you want to “save people”. Well, newsflash, you’re only giving Christians a bad name. People like yourself are the reason many Americans hate Christians and therefore God.
And if you think for even a millisecond that you can discredit anything of what I am saying because I’m a woman, or I don’t know what I’m saying, think again. I am a born again Christian. I was raised in the church and my father was a pastor for YEARS. You think I don’t know what I’m talking about? I’m going to list just a small sample of the plethora of bible references I could.
“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour” -Exodus 20:16 This is one of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Maybe you need to review them?
“Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?” -James 4: 11-12
“Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.” -Exodus 4: 29
The phrase “Judge not, lest you be judged” is mentioned more than once throughout the bible (Matt. 7:1, Luke 6:37, etc.) Now this verse should not be used to justify sins, I am merely pointing out that you are publicly slandering (and obviously judging) people. Yes, I believe homosexuality is a sin, but I will not tell someone they’re going to burn in the fires of hell if they are gay. I have gay friends and there is nothing wrong with that. The Bible teaches us to love everyone. Sinners and Christians alike. Jesus ate with sinners and tax collectors on many occasions in the Bible. In fact, he would purposely sit down for meals with them so that he could witness to them. He did not shove scripture and hate down their throats, He showed them LOVE.
“As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.” Romans 14:1 It seems all you’re doing is arguing with people, not discussing. You spew hate at everyone you come in contact with unless they agree with you 100%.
“But I tell you: love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” Matthew 5:44 We’re back to this. Maybe you should read your Bible a little more often, and I mean really read it, not just look for verses that you can use out of context and twist into something they’re not meant to be.
Okay, the last thing I have to say, is that none of this was meant to be hurtful. I am simply contending your shoddy argument. I truly hope you, and everyone sharing in your opinion, sees the error of your ways. I will be praying… God bless.
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11:23 pm
See, this is what we call a good argument, and while I personally don’t believe in the bible, I can respect a well-thought-out argument, supported with credible sources. Thank you for clearing things up for these idiots.
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8:24 pm
Women, remain in silence. That’s in the Bible too.
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8:31 pm
Adam, the only way I’m going to remain in silence is if you stick your spicy meatstick in my mouth.
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8:37 pm
that is very “unholy”..and disturbing you old hag
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11:12 pm
Claire, I know this is you. I can smell the stench of cat and am reporting you to the holy mailbox.
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11:19 pm
So you guys can do things like prove god’s (not capitalized on purpose) existence using scripture but we can’t tell you to stfu because a book tells you to?
btw, Hi guys! I’m new to this community of religious extremists, idiots and pathetic children who believe in fairy-tales. I hope you will all make me feel welcome and make me lose faith in humanity. I am an atheist, a gamer and a linux user (but not necessarily at the same time). That is all.
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2:48 am
Hi!
And while you’ll find that this site is highly entertaining, I still can’t resist posting sometimes. lol.
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5:33 pm
Now I hate Taylor Launtner with a passion but this is just rediculous.
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5:33 pm
*ridiculous*
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