What the Mexican touristic industry DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW!!
After a recent trip to Mexico with my wife and family of two I have just returned from that hell hole. My wife and daughters are still sick from food poisoning. During my stay in a resort of fairly good advertised quality (over there a four star resort is the equivalent of the jerry’s 2 hour for 15 $ special motels of this world) this is a place that is supposed to cater to American tourists, me and my family noticed a number of things that the Mexican touristic industry hush and do not want you to know!
1: Groping and menacing airport staff. Upon arriving at the Mexican airport my wife and daughters were groped and body searched by menacing looking male security enforcers and frigid and brutally mannered female staff. This is apparently the norm for American tourists as I saw no other Canadian or euro tourists being stopped and body searched by vile groping hands.
2: Food grown on human shit. The Mexican food they will serve you is grown on human shit. That’s right; they grow all the vegetable and fruits food using human shit as fertilizer. And when you select a fruit or an uncooked vegetable at the touristic buffet, you can actually smell and see the human shit still on the item. Some items actually tasted like they were imbibed in the armpit sweat of Mexicans working in the blazing hot kitchens. Goodness knows what they do with the food in the secret of their dirty sweaty third world butcher shop of a kitchen. Goodness knows what species of hairs you can find in that vile hole of a kitchen where they serve you food that smells like a garbage fire.
3: Scorn of Christian religion: I was actually asked to stop praying as me and my family were giving grace at supper because the staff found it incommoding to other guests, and were laughed at by brown atheist Canadian tourists. The rude waiter told me ‘’ sir can you wait until you are in your hotel room to do this’’ unbelievable!
4: whores! That’s right whores accosted me and my wife and actually asked if I wanted to have a good time with one of them, IN front of my wife and daughters! I witnessed a huge and disgusting Russian man leave with two of the other whore’s that were there (offering their services to people as young as teenagers)we then saw the huge Russian man drifting in the pool with a beer and the two whores the rest of our stay.
5: Gays! Our resort actually had a gay roman themed party, where a bunch of European gay couples could be seen entering the main buffet dressed in white ‘’roman’’ themed drapery, all to the bewildered looks of normal family and guests that had to stare away in disgust.
6: Theft! They actually stole shampoo money and clothing from our suitcases at the airport and when complained we were told to: stop lying mister! And I was threatened with arrest and threatened to be thrown in one of their sodomite jails if I did not shut up about it.
7: Solicitation, while lying on their mediocre artificial beach opened to the Mexican locals, a weird Mexican approached me and my wife, woke us up from our nap and demanded if he could have our children’s clothing!
The list if I would go on would be to long but you get the picture, I will never be returning to this hell whole and I urge good bible abiding families to do the same. If you don’t mind the list of events that the Mexican touristic industry caters to, and if you don’t mind human shit in your meals, then Mexico is the place to go for a nice family vacation.
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Author: Antoine J. Hubner
Antoine J. Hubner is a world traveller, journalistic author and anthropologist with a zesty and refreshing look on today's hot topics. Add me on Facebook!
11:19 pm
As I have been to Mexico, twice, I know how bullshit this is.
1. You know you get groped in American airports as well.
2. Bull fucking shit. Their food is most certainly not covered in shit and sweat, how would you even know what those taste like.
3. My grandma and great-grandma prayed at the beginning of every meal when we went with them to Mexico. No one tried to stop them
4. What dark alleys were you taking your family down that you got approached by a whore? Never encountered whores on either of my trips
5. Why was there a Roman themed resort in Mexico?
6. If I remember right, you can’t take shampoo on to airplanes anyway. The money they “stole” was probably you just upset at the price of tickets
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7:10 pm
I lived there for 5 years! I loved it!!
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10:36 am
“The rude waiter told me ‘’ sir can you wait until you are in your hotel room to do this’’ unbelievable!”
I am having a hard time seeing how a simple request is consitered unbelievable rude.
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4:19 pm
“Antoine J. Hubner is a world traveller, journalistic author and antropologist with a zesty and refreshing look on today’s hot topics.”
Add in “He also knows no grammar whatsoever, and is incredibly racist”
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4:55 pm
Why wont you justgo watch your anime child pornography instead of commenting shit on my article you perv.
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7:15 pm
Anime is not pornography, you racist asshole
Also, your foul language hurts my ears.
Thirdly: when you were praying, were you being loud? Believe it or not, not everyone gives a shit about your religion or wants to hear about the assfuck you call Jesus. Try being quiet.
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8:16 pm
I was offended by the strong obscene language used in #2.
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8:16 pm
please use more christian language next time please.
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8:19 pm
Maybe he could also try using some, I may be going out on a limb here, actual facts instead of making bullshit up
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8:41 pm
Fuck shit bitch cum dick pussy cunt. Is that good enough for you?
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9:32 pm
Touristic? Really? That alone deserves more of a comment than all the factual errors in this article.
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10:10 pm
Mexico’s official religion is Secular Satanism.
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10:24 pm
That’s what you’re apart of. If anything, Mexico is mostly Christian.
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12:58 pm
Wish it wasn’t, I find that their old Aztec and Mayan culture to be very rich before the spaniards whipped it out. Well, maybe without the human sacrifices, anyway.
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1:58 pm
Those “cultures” worshiped Satan !
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7:27 pm
They worshipped Acolmiztli,
Huitzilopochtli, Tlaloc, Quetzalcoatl, and many more then I can think of. No Satan.
Just so you know, christianity is not the first religion, it’s not even original, your religion was copied from multipile ‘pagan’ religions.
Read something other then the bible( do you even read the bible?) before claiming what is evil in your small mind.
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7:08 pm
dude! satan had nothing to do with that religion! they where polytheists and there wasn’t an equivalent of satan you ignorant asshole!
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7:17 pm
It was mostly Judeism actually, with a few laws and holidays scrapped and replaced with borrowed pegan ones.
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7:19 pm
The Judes are the only people with more money than God who coming to America begging and shrieking for billions in foreign aid. Why do we give these people money? It’s outrageous.
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7:25 pm
We don’t really give them money… you do understand how the economy works right?
Not all of them are rich
Every time I say something about jews you say something racist in responce instead of something that has to do what I said and every time I start talking about something you understand you just call me gay.
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7:30 pm
Are you a homosexual? You and I have never genuinely discussed this. What’s your Facebook by the way?
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7:36 pm
You just proved my point for me. Not all people who use big words are gay, idiot. But seriously dude, MOBILE WEBSITE.
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7:40 pm
Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling contest? What about full on traditional wrestling? Do you ever wear latex singlets?
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7:45 pm
well, I’m 15 so you would likely win
Also, so what if I happen to be gay?
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7:49 pm
Goodness young man! I am sorry but this website is not appropriate for a little guy and I really understand that you admire the older spiritual leaders in your life but this is getting uncomfortable for me. I am 200% heterosexual and maybe I should be speaking directly with Mother instead??? Why don’t you send me her email please? Hey, you’re a great boy and everyone appreciates YOU! But honestly, you have to get right with the Lord or you’ll burn in Hell for eternity as a sinner. No, you don’t want that sport do you? Of course not!
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7:52 pm
Billings, please stop talking to him like he’s five.
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7:55 pm
Laughing out loud! I am currently rolling on the floor laughing. So much so, in fact that I am laughing my fucking ass off. (I still don’t understand why you spell lol out). Are you sure you aren’t just horrified that someone of my age knows so much more than you?
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7:59 pm
You should not use foul language. You are far too young to understand these matters of faith or even about the functions of your own body. This site teaches spirituality, history and biology but our information is dependent on YOU being mature enough to comprehend it. Sorry, but clearly you are just a little boy and I don’t feel comfortable talking about masturbation, sodomy and socialism with a child. You may find it exciting, but nothing upsets me more than watching children pursue sex. It is far too graphic and in many places it is illegal.
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8:02 pm
Billings, he knows a lot more about biology and his own body than you fuckers teach on this website. All you people teach are lies.
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8:03 pm
Little guy? Sport? I demand to be adressed with the respect that I deserve. Just because I am slightly younger than you does not mean you can be so condescending. Please watch your tone. I know that it is a shocking realization to you that I have my own opinions but try to accept that. No, for the record, I am not gay. I am actually bisexual, leaning slightly towards straight.
Asking for my facebook? After all the security measures that I have implimented, you ask that I simply give you all of my personal information. No.
So… about meeting for coffee or whatever…
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8:07 pm
I didn’t realize a 15 year old could be a pervert. Today my mind was blown…
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8:10 pm
You don’t even read my posts, do you?
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8:17 pm
And stop ignoring my web design ideas.
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8:19 pm
Do you parents ever spank you?
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8:25 pm
No, asshole.
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8:26 pm
The sick fucker has even called 15-year-old GIRLS “sport” and “champ”.
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8:29 pm
Did you even have a fucking childhood billings?
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8:30 pm
You guys are too much for me. I hate it when you get all freakish on me. Sick, rather sick.
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8:34 pm
HOW are we freakish and HOW is it sick?
Answer these, please.
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8:41 pm
WHY WON’T MY COMMENTS POST?????
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8:43 pm
Oh, nevermind.
I lied, I’m 14 btw
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2:01 am
These people also kill chickens and worship satan with the blood every chance they get. Its called Sangria. How do you think they get past the USA security that we have setup along the border? With the help of Lucifer and the blood of a Rooster.
Also, everything that comes out of their mexican mouths are lies. Spanish is a unique language in that there is no way to actually tell the truth in it. As you know it is very hard to lie in English, but extremely hard to say something godly in Spanish.
And a last point: the mariachis are a gay recruiting service and a front for Muslim Sharia terrorists. If they come up to you playing instruments get your kids and their mother out of there, and I mean FAST. And never give them any money – it goes straight to the terrorists.
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7:18 pm
“mariachis are a gay recruiting service and a front for Muslim Sharia terrorists.” really man??? that’s so stupid!! they’re normal people who play music that every mexican or person who visits mexico should listen. how ignorant are you man! really, big time!
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7:21 pm
I would understand if you had some sort of proof but this is just a blatant lie!
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2:32 am
I also believe that Bryan Stars and Andy Bearsack are Mexicans, if I have my facts straight.
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7:05 pm
ummm no they are not!
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7:04 pm
ok….1. Shut the fuck up man! in america it’s worse to travel by airplane!
2.really?? their food is way better than ours!
3. it’s because of a different culture you ignorant fag!
4. DUDE! there are way more whores in US and besides it depends in what part of the city you where!
5. SAN FRANCISCO!
6. that happens everywhere!
7. only low resources people go there!
you’re a huge racist!
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