When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals
The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual Male. Liberals hate people like you and me. They are trying to assassinate the Good, Moral Holiday Christmas, and are doing so with the phrase “Happy Holidays” instead of the more suitable “Merry Christmas!” This is a threat to Christianity, but even moreso, Our Moral Values. Saying “happy holidays” in fact invokes every deadly sin.
Above is a jewish candle holder for hanuka, a jewish holiday that the liberals, largely driven by jewish money, would like recognition for. Hanuka is basically just like Christmas with candles and without Jesus. Essentially, hanuka was founded by a group of jewish bankers, creating a ponzi scheme for them to make eight times the money. This defies greed. Christianity is anti-greed. Christmas is about Thanks and Jesus, unlike hanuka.
If you tell a liberal, “Merry Christmas!”, like a Decent Human Being, it will berate you for not being an atheist homogay enabler. Liberals are easy to provoke. They are deluded. They are deluded into thinking that lifestyles like feminists, homogays, atheists, scientists and hipstersexuals are legitimate lifestyles that are “Gifts of Nature”. They hate Christians and Republicans because they are narrow minded hypocrites. Everytime an obnoxious liberal speaks to me, they invoke the deadly sin wrath. Two out of seven so far.
Some of the most vile liberals are the hipstersexuals. While you and your Family may be sitting by the Christmas fire talking about how much you Love each other and Jesus, the hipstersexuals will be complaining that Christmas, a Good, Moral Holiday, is too mainstream, and instead they are whining about each other for festivus like the liberal brats on CNN. They brag about their “Difference” and how much Better they are than we Christians. There is a clear problem and the hipstersexuals exert their superiority complex at a time when we are supposed to be Praying and Spending Time With The Family. The Hipstersexuals do the third sin, pride.
Saturnalia is an ancient greek orgy that traditionally took place in the winter. You may ask, “But Dear Brother Christopher, how do you know it was an orgy?”, to which I respond, they’re greek. It’s always an orgy in ancient greece. They had no reservations. People would fornicate anywhere and everywhere, with homosexuality and bestiality to everything in between happening everywhere you looked. When you say “happy holidays” you acknowledge this sinfest. Saturnalia supports the forth deadly sin, lust.
The other day, I was at Barnes and Noble buying a special edition Bible for my Minister for Christmas. The cashier was a negro and he said that he celebrates kwanzaa. So that got me thinking, what do the Afro-Saxons do during kwanzaa? According to the interweb, they feast. According to the interweb, the jews feast for hanuka. According to the interweb, in medieval europe there was something called “Feast of Fools”. And then I realized something. All of the anti-Christian holidays support gluttony!
Why do all of these atheist holidays occur during Christmas? Methinks they’re jealous. After all, we Christians get to Rejoice in Christ and they get to Rejoice in sin. It’s secretly hard for them. The Power of Christ Compels them to do Christmas but they resist. They create a flimsy attempt at Christmas in a resignation of envy. I laugh at the weakness of the seculars.
The other day I was at Wal-Mart buying a Gift for my nephew. I overheard two teenagers. They were talking about Christmas. My Smile grew Bigger, because I Love Christmas. But then I heard what they were actually talking about. They were talking about sleeping in on Christmas! I couldn’t Believe it. Christmas is a day for spending time with your Family in Church! Not sleeping in! It seems they’ve been brainwashed by the liberal agenda into thinking sloth is acceptable! The world is degenerating!
My advice to all of you is to remember what Christmas is about. Don’t fall into the trap of saying “happy holidays”. Uphold the Christian Values and don’t invoke the seven deadly sins. Merry Christmas to all of my Christian Comrades!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
7:49 pm
that’s a load of sh*t first off all those other holidays aren’t celibrated by athiests you know nothing about Greece and feasting is one of the most common ways to celibrate anything people say happy holidays because we don’t want to offend anyone if they get offended by something simple
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12:51 am
Don’t you have a Rick Gervais picture to defend somewhere?
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11:56 am
who’s Rick gervais
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12:33 pm
A numpty who calls himself a comedian. You’re better off without his foolishness in your life.
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7:52 pm
Happy Winter Solstice!
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12:17 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU LITTLE COMMIE JESUS HATER.
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8:00 pm
And really, your new icon is just a homosexual ans creepy then the old one, Chrissy. You almost look like Robert Patterson, which I guess explains the gayness.
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2:50 am
And he’s wearing eyeliner…
Maybe Susan should talk to him about “emosexuality” X)
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7:52 am
Just because I have Handsome eyes, it does not mean I am wearing eyeliner. They just pop out like that so that you heathens know I’m watching.
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9:11 am
So you like to watch us constantly do you? Did you enjoy watching me take a dump this morning? Sick pervert.
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12:16 pm
I am representing God. My soul is watching all of you Jesus-haters because your bad behavior is seen. Your sin is not private!!! I’m just telling you that I am watching, God is watching and so is your local Church, Christwire and Fox News, so beware.
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1:28 pm
Fox News isn’t broadcast where I live, so you can take your republican fecal fetish and go and look for someone else to fantasise about.
Oh, and by the way, using the toilet is not a sin. And if you think that any human could EVER reprresent a ruly Deity, you have got a lot more screws loose than I thought. That also makes you a false prophet by the way, and false prophets go to hell.
LOSER!
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1:13 pm
You dumb sodomitic emosexual whore, obviously his picture is a painting not an actual photograph. Atleast he is not stealing the picture of a crossdressing transgendered butt monkey.
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1:28 pm
Who are you to talk?! You stole a picture of Betty White. Oh wait.. Betty White is prettier.
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1:29 pm
Just because you did that for your picture, it doesn’t mean the rest of us have.
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7:16 pm
I know It’s a painting. But why was he painted with eyeliner? I am not dumb, nor a whore, nice insult
. And Andy is not a “butt monkey”, even if he was, he is still talented and sexy and I still love him.
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10:15 pm
Atleast he isnt trying to kill canadians
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7:51 am
My name is Christopher, I am a Man. I am Heterosexual and I do not look like that twilight Boy.
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1:16 pm
Amen. Do not listen to the words of these little emosexual whorelots. They are just hurt that the wold is coming to know what a fountain of sin Andy beersack is.
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1:26 pm
What the fuck does this have to do with Biersack?
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2:22 pm
the entire world doesn’t even know him and doesn’t even care about him Only the people who actually know him and yet they don’t care about whatever he does
strange that you are so focused on Him ?
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1:54 am
What in the holy hell is an emosexual whorelot? I feel like I need a translator when I read half these comments.
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2:20 pm
when you start saying “I’m heterosexual” there is something wrong already
and anyway someone already mentioned that You are a false prophet
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10:37 pm
Great job, Brother Chris. Someone has to tell it like it is.
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12:18 pm
Thank you for your kind input, Ice! Merry Christmas!
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10:37 pm
The people of WoW would like to wish you all a Happy Winter’s Veil!
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10:44 pm
And a happy Heart Warmings Eve from all the Bronies!
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10:45 pm
I meant Hearth Warmings Eve
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12:19 pm
Merry Christmas to all of you misguided cult followers.
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12:23 pm
And happy holidays to you Mr. Creepy
WoW and My Little Pony are not cults btw. Just hobbies
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1:18 pm
So it is your hobby to watch a little girls cartoon and then sodomize them after it is over? You are all sick sodomites and will burn in the hell fires where you belong.
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1:22 pm
I only watch the cartoon you old bitch. I don’t perform sodomy and I’ve never said I have
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1:29 pm
What is sodomy? Ive never heard that term really what does it mean?
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1:33 pm
Bree: The word sodomy is used to describe any sexual act that is considered wrong or disturbing by others
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1:38 pm
Hahahaha they probably sodomize pillows :3 Thank you for teaching me, OddAtheist. Susan; WTF Why would we want to “sodomize’ cartoons?! they arent real. And you only find sex disturbing because you’ve never experienced it.
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12:20 am
In Final fantasy XI is called starlight celebration ( which is the actual name in most asian countries including china)
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12:30 am
You say you hate this world because it’s degenerating. It’s degenerating because of you anti-moral Christians. Also, you say Hanukkah is a rip off Christmas except with candles and promotes the greed and gluttony of Jewish people. You know something? Hanukkah was celebrated before Jesus was born, so Christmas is a ripoff of Hanukkah, except with trees. Another thing, Jesus was born Jewish, so by insulting the Jewish people, your also insulting Jesus, and therefore insulting yourselves. Dumbasses.
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12:49 am
Hanuka, or Honnerker, as we like to say in the south is very different from Christmas in food ways. For the Jew, the days of Hanukkah are spent feasting on chocolate coins, called gelt whereas the Christians feast on guilt for lingering just a little two long on the porch with that red headed whore from down the street that stopped by with some of that grainy fudge that tastes like dog crap. That and Jewish people don’t eat ham.
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1:44 am
also saying happy Holiday is to make it much easier because new year is also close so we said happy holidays instead of merry cjhirtsmas and happy new years ( well Is aid the merry christmas and happy new years and I’m an atheist go figure)
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2:23 am
Happy Holidays, fuckers! Equality for all!!!!
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2:38 am
Eek! Spider!
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2:48 am
O_O
LOL WUT?
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9:13 am
Spiders are cool, and it stands to reason that a wimp like you is afraid of them. Go burble with fear in the corner while I make plans to obtain a pet Goliath Spider.
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7:18 pm
I have a spider. His name is bob
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12:18 am
Our new weapon SPIDER
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10:18 pm
Look out its spiderman to do whats right and freaking murder you
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7:20 am
HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAY MOTHERFOCKERS
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1:20 pm
what an ugly little emosexual face
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1:27 pm
What an ugly wrinkly face you have there, Susan.
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1:36 pm
What a bad edited wrinkly face mother of fockers.
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2:03 pm
emosexual? I have emosexual friends and they look nothing like she does. you know nothing about emosexuals
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10:18 pm
What a Pedophile
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7:40 pm
YEAHHH
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1:21 pm
Why is it that when jews talk in their native tongue it sounds like they are clearing their throats?
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1:35 pm
I’M CHRISTIAN BITCH! I see you aren’t.. Satanist?
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1:35 pm
You know the Native Americans thought our language was silly when we moved in and stole all their land. But I guess you wouldn’t know, as you and many others on this site haven’t excelled past junior high. Your immaturity suprises me.
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2:25 pm
she is old enough to have know them and took part of their “deportation”
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10:19 pm
Um she shoulds know she was here when it happened
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1:26 pm
I’m a liberal. Go ahead, tell me “Merry Christmas.” See if I get offended
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1:33 pm
Jews; Happy Hanuka
Christians; Merry Christmas
Anyone other religion; Happy Holidays
Athiests; Have a nice day.
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1:36 pm
Even if I didn’t celebrate Christmas, and someone who didn’t know that told me “Merry Christmas” I wouldn’t be offended.. I’d just wish them the same
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1:41 pm
People say all those terms to me and I just smile and say “Same goes for you” Because unlike Susan, IDGAF if people are different then me
Cudos to you, Jenny, for respecting others! A ‘Praise’ for you.
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1:49 pm
Haha anyone with a decent mind can respect others. You should try it, Susan
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8:45 pm
I like how “have a nice day” was for Atheists, I’d never even thought of that
I don’t care whether someone says happy holidays or merry christmas to me, I know their just being polite to me
As an Atheist, I still celebrate Christmas…oh dear, that might piss off some Christwire folk…I wouldn’t want that now would I? >.>
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12:23 am
a lot of atheist celebrate christmas
because we were former christian
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4:32 pm
As a mormon jew muslim I am very butt hurt. So same as usual.
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8:47 pm
Go away fake L.N… Your not fooling anyone anymore…
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8:57 pm
So THIS oaths L.N that told me to lick him? Cuz I didn’t think L.N would say that. I need to get on more often…0_0
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9:01 pm
Is* not oaths… How the hell did iPhone auto correct get oaths????
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11:52 am
Dont you just love iPhone autocorrect?
Chances are if L.N says something vulgar or stupid, it’s the fake one
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2:22 am
And add to that, the lefties at “Space Command” sitting on their hands, tracking Santa, when they should be scrambling jets to shoot down this psycho!
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4:04 pm
The lefties? Is being left handed a sin now?
Also, you do realize that Santa isn’t real right?
I actually got to work the phone line at NORAD tracks Santa this year…Fun times
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8:58 am
Why do you lie, you are nothing but false. Christopher Christenson is not real. Just someone that was made up to preach rubbish.
Do you think you are really helping the world by this. ??
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4:29 pm
Funny, last i checked Christmas had become more than just a Christian holiday. I’m an athiest and i still celebrate it. I say “Merry Christmas” on Christmas as well. For us it’s nothing of the religious matter. Christmas in my family is about giving, good spirits, and having a good time together as a family. While things don’t always turn out for the better (i mean this by, arguing and such.), but we still manage to have usually a “Happy Holiday”.
I will also say “Happy Holidays” to people because well, it’s the time of holidays, not just Christmas.
Besides, Happy Holidays is a term used when you don’t know what someone celebrates, or sometimes it doesn’t even matter. If i say “Merry Christmas” to someone who doesn’t celebrate it, usually they will say it right back to me.
Same for Easter and Halloween as well. Originally these holidays did have religious reasoning behind them, but they’re still celebrated by people, non religious people. Not all of them i understand, but a lot of people go about finding easter eggs, or dressing up for halloween and getting candy.
Ooooh~ i can’t wait for Easter. My mom wants to take us to church! i’ll do with her because i love her and love to spend time with her, but i’ll go wearing my usual get-up. Rainbow socks, BVB t-shirt, many many bracelets, ooh i’ll make sure to not wash off the sharpie from my arms. >;3 See what they all say~ Call me an emosexual i call you an ignorant bitch.
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