• White House 2011 ‘Holiday’ Card Analysis Reveals Hidden Sinister Message

    December 21, 2011 10:46 pm 37 comments

    The ever vigilant former Governor of Alaska and Tea Party darling, Sarah Palin, offered her powerful insights on the newly released White House Christmas card. As a bulwark of freedom, Governor Palin is a dependable voice for the people disenfranchised with the current Democrat administration. In a statement to Fox News, Governor Palin pondered the significance of the President’s dog, Bo, positioned in front of the fire.

    “It’s odd,” the Governor [sic] said, wondering why the president’s Christmas card highlights his dog instead of traditions like ‘family, faith and freedom.’”

    “Even stranger than that was his first year in office when the Christmas ornaments included Chairman Mao,” Palin said. “People had to ask that it be removed because it was offensive.” (Source, Fox Radio)

    The governor was referencing the appearance of a Chairman Mao ornament on the tree featured prominently on the card for his first year in office. The anti-American and anti-Christmas message was removed from the White House card after popular outrage. For many, it should come as no surprise that for his likely last term in office the message would be more insidious and laser focused at the American people.

    Under the guidance of experts from the Chris†Wire.org forensics photo lab, each section of the 2011 White House ‘Holiday’ card has been scrutinized and reviewed by experts in the field of symbolic communications using the latest technology. Those results were then peer reviewed before being compiled and released.

    Following the governor’s suggestion, examination of Bo in front of the fireplace reveals a distinct Muslim message – Surrender. When expanded 300% and rotated 90°F, the image becomes something other than a Portuguese water dog. Clearly this is an American imprisoned by Muslim oppression. This is the White House’s vision for the American people, hands in the air, surrendering our freedoms to Shira Law.

    As if predicting the democrat wish to abolish religion and remove faith from our national conversation, the bough of greenery adorning the fireplace holds a secret communist message. “USSR” is distinctly seen at 200% amplification. The former Soviet Union, commonly known as the United Soviet States of Russia, established no religion allowing only statues of Lennon. This is the message from the hearth of the White House: enslave the people and hail the communist system over our free markets and banks that serve us so well and protect us from the trials and tribulations even the socialist European communities cannot avail.

    Another anti-yuletide wish is hidden in the poinsettia, a toxic plant indigenous to Mexico and Central America where the communist leader (and WH friend) Chavez lives. Driven by fear for the outcome of the 2012 election, the head of Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is clearly seen in stocks. His strong profile is plainly seen in silhouette; the jaw line, prominent brow and distinctive touch of leadership grey making identification undeniable. The shear bombast to include this profile within the card is complete audacity, but reveals the terror strong Republican leadership brings to the Democrat party. They fear the righteousness of wall street, the faithful that support them and the job creators that are the thrum and bass of America’s heartbeat.

    Perhaps the most controversial images hidden within the fronds of the poinsettia are the appearance of two babies, one white and one black. The first thing that is remarkable about these images is the fact the black baby looks so angry. This is a subconscious rallying message to the 99% of Americans dependent on entitlements to cry and fret over the loss of the great government teat for social insurance. The second is that the white baby appears bobbled headed with less expressive detail than the black baby. It looks more akin to the sonograms women with insurance might get as part of pre-natal care, now that women’s health programs are being slashed.

    The final and, quite frankly, the most outrageous finding is the appearance of a clearly defined 6-6-6 or Mark of the Beast found in the carpeting. Using 400% enhancement of the image and using a 90°F rotation on a horizontal axis tilt, the image is crystal clear. If there is anything that should chill conservative voters, it would be this flagrant promulgation of Satan’s spawn upon the most holy of holidays for Christians around the world.

    The mainstream media must grasp this egregious abuse of Christmas cheer, wad it up into a ball and throw it back to the democrat party. The Democrat party wants to mock the family, faith and freedom the country thirsts for by replacing it with soured egg nog.

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