Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?
In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? Hypnotism, Gentlemen, hypnotism. “But Good Brother Christopher,” you may ask, “how do you know this?” Well, Gentlemen, I am an investigative reporter. I do what it takes as long as it follows the Holy Bible to find the liberals’ deepest and darkest secrets.
In 1968, a secret organization, or exclusive homosexual fraternity, if you will, was founded by members of the Navy. Typical sailors, always getting themselves into sodomite positions, but these ones were particularly devious and ambitious. This organization was called B.A.N.A.L., or Boys Against Natural Anatomical Lifestyles, and was designed to control the homosexual population and lure young boys into their trap. They started by bribing hippies and independent filmmakers, who would soon start playing into their plan and making the illegitimate lifestyle more well-known.
Many current homogay liberal phenomena are due to BANAL and their vile control. GLEE, Lady Gaygay, Justin Biever, Harry Potter, Modern Families and Star Trek, among others, were almost entirely controlled by BANAL. See, BANAL pays these organizations of horror to brainwash the young children into beileiving these lies, which is mainly Responsible for the influx in homosexuality. These children are being told that “it’s cool” and if We, the Moral, reprimand them that “it get’s better and someday you will be the CEO of Apple or a famous fashion designer! How glamorous!”
Another part of BANAL is the brainwashing of different “types” of homosexuals for these boys to find themselves in, similar to the marketing methods of Barbie and gigolos. You have the “Interlectual Homosexual”, E.G. a homosexual who writes controversial poetry while dressed as an elderly jewish hippie or a Proust scholar who is feeling sad because his Male graduate student left him for the other Proust scholar. You have the “Fey Gay”, or a homosexual who is extremely effeminate and may be meticulous with his clothing, E.G. a Boy who is always wearing extremely expensive runway outfits and singing in his high shrill voice everywhere he goes, or a hypnotic SKYRIM programmer, or those elderly Men who wink at you repulsively when you walk down the street. You also have athlete homosexuals, news reporter homosexuals, actor homosexuals, and Freddie Mercury. With all of these different molds, a Boy can easily realize the “homosexual in him”.
These boys are brainwashed by BANAL. They make videos of themselves crying while showing us cue cards telling us tales of their masochist ways. They jump off the Golden Gay Bridge when their roommate catches them doing sodomy on camera. They commit suicide after receiving Moral Reprimanding. This is all because they know that when they do, the gay agenda will try to bring us down.
Down with BANAL. Down with homosexuality. Up with Morals. We must stand up against these sins. We have our Morals, we must now all unite and spread them to everyone else, so that BANAL does not take over the world!
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
11:36 pm
“Well, Gentlemen, I am an investigative reporter. I do what it takes as long as it follows the Holy Bible to find the liberals’ deepest and darkest secrets.”
That sounds like bullshit, let’s see if I can translate it:
“I enjoy lying to the masses and can’t think of any factual information to display to the people, so I’m going to make something up and go so far as to even make an image for it. Also, I enjoy blaming liberals for being the cause of my lies.”
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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11:59 pm
LN, just a question. Are you experiencing menopause? Because you always seem to be so cranky in all of our Good, Time-Invested articles. It makes all of us sad, and we think that if you’re in a bad mood maybe you should have some chocolate and get Happy, and then post. Just a suggestion.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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12:02 am
If you can show me how a man can experience menopause, I will answer you. Until then, how about you stop lying? You filthy Satanist.
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12:03 am
I only tell the truth and I only worship Jesus, not satan. Is it possible then, that you have oppositional-defiant disorder, or bipoler disorder?
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12:05 am
I’m fairly certain you worship Satan. Only with someone as sick of a mind as you would worship him and spread so many lies.
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12:07 am
You also might have passive-agressive tendencies or antisocial personality disorder. Just a thought, and if it persists you might want to consult a doctor. Also, I don’t tell lies. I tell what I find, and what I find is the truth, but it is simply too radical for you liberal folk to believe.
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12:09 am
That’s exactly what a Satanist would say. Just admit it, you hate Jesus, you want to be held in Satan’s arms, not the savior of the world.
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12:12 am
Libel, young sir, libel. I love Jesus more than anything else in the world. He is the most Beautiful, Compassionate, Moral Human to ever Exist!
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12:19 am
Yet more lies spread by a lover of Satan. You try to fool the world by having such a ‘Christ loving name’, but you aren’t ‘Christopher Christenson’, you’re ‘Devilin Satanenson’.
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12:49 am
I don’t know what your problem is. I try to express a Rational, Sane opinion and you lash out against me like a vicious snake. I present opportunities you can take to help yourself and you spit in my face with a violent and angry sting. I hope you start treating me and the other Christwire writers with more Respect, like Jesus would.
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12:51 am
You don’t respect Jesus, so why should I respect you Devilin?
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1:01 am
LN, I’m not talking to you anymore. You’re too mean, and this is a Family site where people are encouraged to treat others the way they would treat Jesus.
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1:13 am
Devilin, you want to put Satan into the Family? You sick bastard!
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7:37 pm
Nice zings, Brother Christopher! You really had L.N desperately hunting and pecking for answers. Laughing Out Loud!!!
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1:18 am
All lies and idiocy in this article.
Shows or artists or anything that express the idea that gay is “cool” (Pretty much none of the things you listed realy express that idea besides GLEE) express the idea that it’s cool to be yourself, no matter if your different or not. That includes being ok with being gay.
And there are no “Gay Molds” to follow. Sure, there may be stereotypes but every race or type of people have their own stereotypes as well.
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6:52 am
I was told to be myself from an early age. So now I draw torture, dominion over the weak, rape, duress, sadism, and pastel colored ponies. sometimes all in the same image!
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1:23 am
Christopher,
This is a beautiful, well-written piece that speaks to the heart. “Why?” is exactly the question to ask here. So many feel guilt, shame, nay even jealously in the confidence and peace shared by the faithful.
Why would someone choose to be mocked or put their life on display for others to tear down? I suppose it is some type of sick martyrdom to please the interslexual glitterati’s lispy siren song. If we could ban that Lady Gog-gog I think we would see some of these kids straighten right up.
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1:28 am
Bitch, if you don’t get off and make me a sandwich, I will discipline you hard!
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1:32 am
Hey Little Noodle,
Hope all is well with you. Unfortunately the kitchen is closed for the evening.
Kind regards,
BB
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2:43 pm
Sorry Blanche, but if a man asks something of you, no matter what time of day or night, you have to do it. Or do you not abide by your own rules?
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2:51 pm
Meg, no one ever said thats how it works.
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3:19 pm
You fuckers think that women exist only to serve men.
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3:24 pm
Her husband, not any man. You are silly.
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6:00 pm
Then why do you insist that Claire follows your rules?
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2:28 pm
L.N, given your lack of picture and confusing username, I can only conclude that your only purpose on this site is to spew deliberately inflammatory comments for the purpose of angering those around you.
In layman’s terms, you are a troll.
There, I called you on it. You can leave now. Up, now. Let’s go.
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2:28 pm
And you are a dirty lying fornicator too.
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1:30 am
I started to liked you but now you just another moron with No brain at all Hank
You should really return screw up economy once more after all businessman and banker did it well in the past 10 years
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1:29 am
As the father of 5 kids, I hate to say it, but when these tween queens kill themselves they are doing all of us a favor, especially their parents. These homo kids are sick, and they will formicate anything – your neighbors, your goat, you name it. The coroner can’t even get the stench of sperm off their breath. You have to protect the good kids that you have left.
As for the Navy’s involvement in the recruitment of our innocent white sons, that is no surprise. They were headed for sin as soon as they touched the anal sands of Normandy and were indoctrinated into the French sex practices of the mouth.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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2:40 pm
Five kids? Damn, you’re a slut!
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2:54 pm
Yes, because in your world any physical contact is a strange thing. Care to post your picture again?
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3:18 pm
Dude, are you that unoriginal that you had to resort to copying me in order to insult me? I began making fun of your looks then you had to jump on the bandwagon right behind me and start making fun of mine. Can’t you come up with anything better? Loser.
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3:26 pm
I got plenty of action in college. You disgust everyone.
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6:02 pm
So apparently men can be whores but women can’t August? That explains your attitude.
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8:39 pm
Yes because being gay definitely is synonymous for Sex Addict (will fourNicate, not formicate, with everything), your neighbors (what does that have anything to do with being gay? I have known many Males that have had sex with Female neighbors, so your just stupid for stating that you have to be Gay to have sex with your neighbors in the first place.) And what does being gay have to do with preforming beastiality ( having sex with a goat [and who has a pet goat to begin with] and really any animal). So you sir, are an idiot.
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1:15 am
You’re promoting suicide? That’s horrible!
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3:12 am
I believe that BANAL is using pro-gay, anti-american, communist, chinese video games (from Nintendo, Sony, blizzard, Bioware, etc.) to brain wash our white christian children.
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4:32 pm
wow those are 2 words that are hard to put together
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3:09 pm
None of the intellectuals I know don’t hold views like that.
Neither do ALL the Christians I know .
Quite interesting that someone who does has the audacity to call themselves both Christian and intellectual. Most peculiar.
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3:10 pm
please delete don’t in first sentence… no edit capability here
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7:08 am
I’m here to break the ice, for I am Christian. RAWR!
I’m off to figure out what force is diametrically opposite of radiation so I can find a way to turn off the sun.
damned bright ball of brightness… I CAN’T SEE!
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6:03 pm
“I know nothing as to how the world works but I’m going to throw together several scary sounding words to make it seem like there are bad things happening in the world.”
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8:01 pm
I would enjoy watching your expression when you realize that your statement is based on absolute fallacies. Also I was forced to chuckle at your name as you clearly have no idea how the world works outside of your 1950′s thought bubble.
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8:08 pm
First of all, Nintendo and Sony are JAPANESE, Blizzard and Bioware are American. Not CHINESE, get your facts straight.
By the way, if anyone’s doing the brainwashing around here it’s the Christians who believe in this website.
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6:21 am
You know something if this is all true and your are “right” doesn’t that mean god loves the dinosaurs more then you seeing how he made them FIRST. Or is that a new thing in the bible that they never where any and all the bones we find are fake.
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4:38 pm
bitch he loves the first prokaryotes WAY more than those silly dinosaurs
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5:58 pm
He just sent the dinosaurs to the moon if i remember.
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7:10 am
Do you like banana’s?
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8:51 am
Your writing is truly an inspiration, Christopher. It is a shining light upon a hill in this dark sewer of moral ambiguity we once were proud to call our home. God Bless America, and steer us once more to the path of righteousness. Amen.
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4:34 pm
you just said “god bless this dark sewer of moral ambiguity”
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1:23 am
hey Rachel Maddow college version shut up it,s bad to steal picture on google image, also pretty much sure it’s has a copyright on those pics
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7:37 pm
Well, I know this is wrong just by the title. You said that “Christians know the truth.”
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4:53 pm
Well it is kinda true, I mean there truth is in some book writing by a group of 90 year old guys who change it every 10 years.
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7:58 pm
Reading things like this remind me how much I wish that your precious “god” would flood the earth again to such ignorant, moronic, amoral bigots who believe that no one but themselves are correct. I would like to pose a question, as a person who has gone to christian school, I would just like to simply ask why would your “god” create these homosexuals if we are not meant to tolerate and love them? Allow me to stop you from saying such things like “Satan tempts them or they choose to be evil.” I was taught that “god” had a plan for all of us and that he works in “mysterious ways” to create such a plan. If such a thing is true then we obviously have no free will and these people are obviously destined to be gay, such as you are destined to be thick headed morons.
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4:29 am
ghod didnt create the homogays, they are unlawful demons of the underlord satan. he trains their souls to drain the life of the good male soul of god in attemt to make the heavens fall. but hell shal not prevale, god will destroy ther homogays and eliminayt there sodomising ways.
GOD IS THE ONLY WAY HE WILL SAVE U
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11:51 am
I think more priests need to touch them inappropriately for them to get the message.
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8:16 pm
You truly are uneducated. People are not brainwashed to be gay. People don’t choose to be gay, people are born with natural tendencies, weither that is homosexual or heterosexual. I am a Catholic, and according to the the teachings of the church, you should accept everyone. I attended Catholic school from kindergarten until graduation, and we were taught very differant then what you “preach” sir.God does not hate people if they are gay, we are all Gods children. You sir, give Christians a bad name, God tells us to love not condemn. Also your description of your name needs to be changed to “I love only caucasion Christian straight people.” because clearly you don’t love everyone…
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7:19 am
Nah, I don’t see Stan making people homosexual; what would he do with them? The Sky Man clearly has a slot machine that he pulls the lever on, depending on what he gets, that’s the person’s orientation. and there’s another system he uses where he writes things on strips of paper, adheres them to a wall and fires a shotgun, whatever has a pellet through it is what that person gets off to. The Sky Man is awesome like that. I’ll bet he wears cool shades and listens to Power Metal when he makes people.
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