12 Baby Names That Will Doom Your Child to Failure for 2012
A name is forever. How you name your child sets the course for their entire lives. A name can be something to be proud of or ashamed of.
The naming of a child is a most profound spiritual moment. They say that naming a baby is a statement of her character, her specialness, and her path in life. For at the beginning of life we give a name, and at the end of life a “good name” is all we take with us.
Recently, Msn-lifestyle did a report on which names were the most unattractive and attractive. The results were somewhat predicable. Names like Alexander, Peter, Mark, and Emma were attractive. Names like Kevin, Chantal, Claire, and Marvin were deemed undesirable.
This left us asking, if you can predict someone’s attractiveness with a name, can you also predict failure with the name? So we set out to find this out. Thanks to a grant from the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, an ambitious research project was undertaken.
Here are the names most likely to doom your child to failure.
(In no particular order)
Girls
Imani
Ebony
Shanice
Aaliyah
Nia
Deja
Aliyah
Claire
Jada
Kiara
Jazmin
Raven
Boys
DeShawn
Marquis
Darnell
Terrell
Malik
Trevon
Jamal
Maurice
Jalen
Darius
Xavier
Barack
Terrance
Andre
Why avoid these names?
These names have been proven to:
Have a lower credit score.
More likely to end up serving time.
Be a burden on welfare
Do illegal drugs
Trade food stamps for rims.
Not be attractive
Not get an education or at most settle for trade school.
Not have a driver’s license and drive without insurance.
End up as the subject of a TLC television special.
A name defines a person’s essence. Choose carefully.
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- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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4:59 pm
Could this be anymore racist??
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Could you be any more close minded?
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Could You be anymore of an idiot?
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7:13 pm
He probably could actually, but please, for the good of our sanity, don’t ask him to prove it.
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7:22 pm
All of you continue to shout, “Racism, racism!” However, there is nothing in this article that is racist. It was done through polling. Are you somehow against polling? Polling is unique to America.
If you’re anti-polling, you’re probably an anti-American liberal. That’s also shown through the way you continue to throw around the race card.
It’s pitiful, at best.
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7:27 pm
Oh how splendid, you proved it without being asked. How very wonderful of you.
Polling is certainly not unique to America you airhead. And before you give it any of the “democracy is American” crap, democracy was invented in Greece.
Did your brain fall out with your hair? Or has it just been baked into stone by the lack of sun protection?
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7:49 pm
And yet you still refuse to tell me what’s so racist about this article.
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8:02 pm
What’s so racist in asking that American names conform to American standards? You just can’t make up anything you want and expect educational systems, gov’t agencies and corporate employers to bow down to your demands. I’m “DeBarack LaMagic Clammidya” and oh, that’s pronounced “ewfkwekqfqwef” with a California accent! This stuff actually is offensive and costs money to regulate.
We’re a nation of standards and rules. Once you start chipping away at our language, how long until we’re all speakng gibberish? I hear there was a people who feel into this trap long ago. They had a tower. It was called Babel.
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10:58 pm
“What’s so racist in asking that American names conform to American standards?”
By saying that American names should conform to American standards like you are.
“You just can’t make up anything you want and expect educational systems, gov’t agencies and corporate employers to bow down to your demands. I’m “DeBarack LaMagic Clammidya” and oh, that’s pronounced “ewfkwekqfqwef” with a California accent!”
1. You’re obsessed with California. Methinks someone’s jealous of Californians.
2. You’re stereotyping black people again and getting mad that they’re doing something different. Why? Because you’re racist.
“This stuff actually is offensive and costs money to regulate.”
What, to NAME someone? You really are looney.
“We’re a nation of standards and rules. Once you start chipping away at our language, how long until we’re all speakng gibberish? I hear there was a people who feel into this trap long ago. They had a tower. It was called Babel.”
And it’s the 21st century now, we have this thing called ‘diversity’ and ‘difference’ in America. If you don’t like it, then get the hell out of this country.
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4:53 am
“If you’re anti-polling, you’re probably an anti-American liberal. That’s also shown through the way you continue to throw around the race card.”
Kristoffer, Liberals aren’t evil creatures who hate America. I have nothing wrong with polling, but this isn’t accurate polling. You have some stigma against liberals because you think we want higher taxes for everyone and destruction of your values. Lowering taxes is fine for the people that need it, but the giant corporations that support conservative politicians really don’t need any more money. And you’re the one who played the race card first. Those names are all really stereotypical of African Americans, don’t try to pretend its just some coincidence.
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11:55 am
Kristoffer, you are wrong about the reason these were voted the least attractive.
This is completely racist though because they are mostly the names of black people.
RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!RACIST, RACIST!!
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7:59 pm
gCLose minded? im probably the most open minded person youve ever met. But when a poll is taken by most likely a bunch overly conservative “christians” of course its bound to have nothing but black names in there that they think are obnoxious or whatever.
But funny you dont see any names like “cletus” is more profound to become a redneck loser trailer park trash? or jesus is more profound to become a gardener?
They are basing this “research” on bullshit.
Give me xcredible sources and then we can talk.
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4:45 am
You’re the ones being close-minded. Every name on that list is a stereotypical African-American name except for Claire, who is an atheist frequenter on this site.
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2:50 pm
Swarlos = speaks truth
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3:51 pm
Christwire = speaks lies.
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5:00 pm
A name dosen’t determine a person’s entire life…If so, everyone with the same names would all be pretty much the same…Sure, there are name origins people sometimes use, but that dosen’t mean anything in the long run
Also, why do all the names sorta have an ethnicity to them? Oh yeah, almost forgot you guys are racist…
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6:34 pm
Apparently, by christwire logic, your name must be something like (august, tyson, other bullshit etc.)
Well. proves their stupidity
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7:27 pm
What’s so erroneous about using statistical evidence? That’s sound logic, in my opinion.
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7:30 pm
There is never evidence in the articles written by Christians. They post fake facts and made up words hoping to trick us.
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8:03 pm
Its true that these articles arent based on fact or are based on the research of some other nut that isnt credible. But please dont judge all christians because of these closed minded people.
I am Christian and proud to say i am, but i am not the ultra conservative bible memorizing thumpers like the people on this website..
They are ridiculous and make real open minded christians like me and others look bad.
Were not all like that..
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5:01 pm
Too bad you’re such a fucking liar. The name Claire is NOT on the list provided by MSN.
By the way, who the fuck names their male child “August”? Sounds to me like your parents were hippies.
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5:03 pm
August is a male name for men, Claire. Don’t get so upset. You can always legally change your name, but I don’t know if that will have any bearing on your future
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5:15 pm
She is not very bright. Could be the name.
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5:20 pm
I’m not very bright? Show me some examples. I’m not the one with godawful grammer and who thinks that penises are made of bone despite supposedly having “five degrees”. I’m not the one who puts the dollar sign after the number.
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5:24 pm
Grammer?
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5:54 pm
WAIT ONE SECOND! I VIVIDLY recall typing that word and I know FOR A FACT that I spelled it correctly. YOU FUCKERS CHANGED IT! You people are fucking sick! You people have some fucking serious issues!
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Senility is the first sign of becoming a deranged cat lady, Granny Claire.
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6:00 pm
Starting three consecutive sentences with the same word is considered poor grammer Claire.
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6:24 pm
Yeah, well I’m fucking pissed. You fuckers have no sense of decency, do you? As if that one time when you assholes changed it so instead of linking to a youtube video of my cat, my name linked to the idiotic “article” Bruce wrote about our “wedding” wasn’t creepy enough, you fuckers are now altering things I write in my comments to make YOURSELVES look better. Pathetic, simply pathetic. Is that the only way you can feel good about yourself, Dracula, by changing the spelling of my words so you can “correct” them? You’re a fucking piece of shit, and you know it. I hope you get HIV from the next disabled war veteran you volunteer to suck off at the VA Center, you sack of shit.
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10:33 pm
Did you guys really do that to Claire? That is gangsta!
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10:40 pm
Claire is sounding extremely paranoid. I am sort of worried about her. This could be the sign of a brain tumor or alzheimers.
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10:41 pm
And wishing HIV on someone? That is shocking. I am speechless…
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10:58 pm
I’m not paranoid at all. These fuckers DELIBERATELY ALTERED my spelling of grammar to read “grammer”, just so they could “correct” me, and it FUCKING pissed me off. Dracula is nothing but a worthless piece of shit, and yes, I wished HIV on him because he’s such a useless waste of life that I hope he dies and rots in the ground.
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11:07 pm
Claire, we can’t go in and change your posts. I wish I could, I’d fix my broken links and all that but once you click submit, it’s etched in stone princess.
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11:25 pm
Bullshit, Adam’s manipulated posts quite a few times, ranging from bumping his up a couple posts above to editing profiles and posts. Several people have caught him in the middle of the act several times, and he denies it like the coward he is.
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11:29 pm
Actually they alter posts quite often, usually their own to cover up grammatical or spelling errors. In fact, a while ago I started taking screenshots of every grammatical error they make so that I have proof that they change them after I call them out.
And don’t call me princess.
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11:32 pm
Um, no. If we could alter posts, don’t you think I would fix all my frequent typos? At least I’m not afraid to admit I make mistakes.
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11:39 pm
Dracula, you’re a fucking piece of shit. You assholes altered my post. End of story.
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1:24 am
“In fact, a while ago I started taking screenshots of every grammatical error they make so that I have proof that they change them after I call them out.”
Dam girl, how crazy IS you?
You need some more of this chocolate Bar I got in my pants if you are taking screen shots of EVERY POST and misspelling!
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9:41 pm
You know what I find so ridiculous about this whole site. Is that Christians are supposed to be the most forgiving and accepting people there are. Isn’t that one of the things “god” supposedly loves you for.
Yet….you start up a website and point the finger at certain people with particular names(which were chosen for them by their parents, and they had no control over it). If god is real then I don’t think this is how he would want you to be. How more ridiculous can you get?!
You then start being verbally abusive to another human being (Claire) just because they voice a different opinion to you..how about you remember if god is real..then he created everyone human on this earth. You Christians are NO more special than any atheist or anyone else who has over beliefs. SO how about you snap out of this little world your in and stop being so close minded! You need to realise that people can be called whatever the fuck they want. You make your life and your future, your name doesn’t decide it for you. Write that in the fucken bible
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6:37 pm
what the hell is your deal august?? do you naturally talk crap to people who arent like you? you dont even know her! how do you know claire isnt bright??
and the author is direspecting these names and culture
but i bet youll never see any negative thoughts on white names huh??
Like bubba, larry, or cletus being prediposed to be a redneck illiterate loser living in some trailer park down by the swamp??
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5:23 pm
Accidently praised your comment, nick, sorry, didn’t mean to
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5:28 pm
God tames all wild things, LinuxGamerTheist. He has tamed your wild aethistic spirits
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8:57 am
Athistic spirits? Hey asshole, keyword ACCIDENT!! You people amaze me with your stupidity.
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11:59 am
NAMES MEAN NOTHING OTHER THAN WHAT YOU ARE CALLED!!
My name is Heather. It is a scottish name comming from a shrub that is grey and bears flowers that range from pink to purple.
That is what my name is.
and for your information, Claire is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl.
what next, are you going to condemn the name Lorretta or Avalon? I want twin girls when I have kids and that is going to be their names!!
Loretta is my mother’s name, and Avalon comes from norse belief. it’s another name for summerland. another name for heaven.
Praise or condemn these names?
If you do then screw you too!!!
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3:28 pm
The naming of a new born baby does NOT have any effect on a person’s future!!
Just because they have a name that YOU don’t like doesn’t mean that they are going to have a bad future.
It could be soooooo much worse!!!! They could be named SHARLISSA!!
That is a name her mother made up for her and she is a hooker-clown-slut. Plus she’s fat. Plus she is obsessed with my boyfriend.
Oh yeah, and I have a best friend named Maurice. He is a Coach, and he has a bright future. He goes to church diligently to worship your GOD. So NO the name doesn’t determine the future!!
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5:14 pm
August is a traditional German boys name. I am at least the seventh male named august in my family, it may go farther back than that.
It is a Latin name that came from Augustus, meaning Venerated or Lordly.
http://www.babynamesworld.com/meaning_of_August.html
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5:21 pm
I thought you hated all foreign people?
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5:26 pm
Not all foreign people, they have some weird love for Germans…
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6:19 pm
Specifically Nazis.
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10:43 pm
Oh let’s play the old Nazi card just because someone is happy to be white…
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10:51 pm
Says the anti-Semite and the one who stereotypes black people.
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7:28 am
God is black his name is JJ he lives in the crib!
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6:28 pm
You know, Dracula, if your mom had just aborted you she could have been spared the hassle of finding a name for you. It’s really a shame.
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6:57 pm
It figures that you would support baby-killing.
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7:15 pm
Got it?
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12:02 pm
Abortion is not baby-killing. It is killing a growth inside of you that hasn’t even doveloped a mind yet. In the fetus stage, you can actually cure cancer and other diseases with the stem cells that come from these aborted fetuses.
Maybe you should actually learn something dick.
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12:13 am
is not augustus that make the downfall of rome In antiquity ?
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6:50 pm
Ever hear of Augustus Cesar? St. Augustine?
Oh yeah, that’s right, the eclaire. A French pastry with creamy filling.
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6:53 pm
She goes to trade school. They teach things like collating, welding, and trash pickup.
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7:22 pm
No, they teach things like veterinary technology, mortuary studies, dental hygiene, equine management, etc.
P.S. To date you’ve never shown proof that you have five degrees or that you’ve accomplished anything with them.
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7:29 pm
That’s because he doesn’t, and hasn’t.
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7:37 pm
Four degrees, not five.
You can check with any of the schools to confirm.
B.Sc Civil Engineering, Minor in Mathematics, University of Washington 84’
M.Sc Geology, University of Colorado 86’
M.Sc Construction Management, University of Idaho 87’
D.Eng University of Washington 91’
Also, my Facebook lists past employers. Feel free to contact any of them for a reference.
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8:02 pm
Sorry, but I don’t believe for one second that you have a degree in English.
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8:06 pm
I never said english. Boy, you are a cretin. Eng is Engineering.
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9:06 pm
Well sorry, but I see “Eng” and assume it means “English”.
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9:11 pm
August, have you been smoke weed again?
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10:19 pm
Doctor of Engineering (D.Eng. or D.Engr. or Eng.D. or Dr.Eng. or Dr.-Ing.) is an academic degree awarded on the basis of advanced study and research in engineering or applied sciences. In most of the countries it is the terminal research doctorate degree in engineering or applied science.
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10:32 pm
Well good for you, Dracula. You can quit licking your balls now.
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10:45 pm
I’m actually proud of Claire that she pulled herself out of the black ghetto and gotten herself into a advanced school. I am sure many in her position would have given up and gone on welfare, looking forward to years of babies and welfare checks. I think it’s fantastic that Claire is trying to improve herself despite all her limitations. I just hope she can pull it off.
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10:52 pm
Billings, you’re nothing but a racist scum bag, you know that right? Well, that’s technically not true, you’re all kinds of scum.
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10:54 pm
“I’m actually proud of Claire that she pulled herself out of the black ghetto”
I’ve never lived in a “black ghetto”. Just yesterday didn’t you accuse me of living in a “lily white” city?
“I am sure many in her position would have given up and gone on welfare, looking forward to years of babies and welfare checks.”
Years of babies? But isn’t that what you think women are intended for? Why should you be proud of me for rebelling against my biological “purpose”? Why can’t you make up your fucking mind?
“despite all her limitations”
Limitations? NAME THEM.
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11:15 pm
Oh C! How many times have you told me your life is surrounded by blacks and arabs? The other day you said your high school was ALL black. Now you’re saying that was wrong?
And why would I list your limitations. We know what they are, no need to kick a dead horse. It’s not my fault you lack Christian faith, a nice boyfriend, common sense, Christian parents, a dedication to helping your community through politics, athletic expertise, etc. etc…
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11:23 pm
“And why would I list your limitations. We know what they are, no need to kick a dead horse. It’s not my fault you lack Christian faith”
Why would she want to be apart of a bunch of hypocrites such as you?
“a nice boyfriend”
She’s said multiple times that she’s focusing on her education right now, and a romance does nothing but distract people.
“common sense”
So you think throwing children into your basement is common sense? You think that confusing people constantly and calling a white man black and making racist remarks is common sense?
“Christian parents”
Faith has nothing to do with an upbringing. I know someone who was raised by Christians and he was thrown in jail not too long ago.
“a dedication to helping your community through politics, athletic expertise, etc. etc…”
You sit on your ass all day and complain about the world around you, and how is that a limitation?
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11:37 pm
So you’re assuming that because I grew up around black people it means I grew up in a ghetto? You keep getting more racist by the minute.
And I never said my high school was ALL black. I said that my elementary school and high school were both mostly black. That doesn’t mean that I was the ONLY white person, idiot!
“It’s not my fault you lack Christian faith, a nice boyfriend, common sense, Christian parents, a dedication to helping your community through politics, athletic expertise, etc. etc…”
Lack of Christian faith – not a limitation.
Lack of a boyfriend – not a limitation.
Lack of common sense – not only do I not lack common sense, just the other day you said that I was a very bright person or something like that. Make up your mind!
Lack of Christian parents – both of my parents were raised Christian and chose to become agnostics due to my mom’s side of the family hating my dad’s side of the family and vice versa.
Helping community – I DO help my community. I volunteer at an animal shelter, give money to the homeless, give to charities. How the hell do athletics help the community?
So when it comes down to it, I have no limitations.
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11:40 pm
You little twirp sending you down to my basement would be an improvement in my book and i’d pull up the ladder from the second drop and then we;kk see how much fun you have done there i know survival skills so its no biggie for me i know how to live in nature since i do my hiking and milita membership and you little freaks will be on the butt end when the chinese or the arabs march in and the liberals all lie down and you know what ? i have the provisions and everthing to keep MY FAMILY SAFE. You;ll be knocking at my bulkhead when the mushroom clouds rise begging for help and i’d probably givbe it to you because i love you.
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11:42 pm
You’re fucking nuts Billings.
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11:43 pm
Ha, by the time the US is destroyed because of it’s stupidity, I would be my Homeland.
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11:46 pm
And then tomorrow he’ll be back to telling us that he loves us and all that ridiculous bullcrap.
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11:46 pm
SEE MY LADDER? I PUT IT ON FACEBOOK UERTEDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE THAT YOU CAN SEE IT’S PART OF THE WALL BUT I CAN LOCK THE HATCH OVER IT.
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11:50 pm
I’m sure the cops will be very glad to know that information when they come knocking on your door Billings.
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4:24 am
Your spelling really is disgraceful Billings. Allow me to help you.
Twirp should be: twerp.
Checks should be: cheques (since you’re talking about money. The other applies to thinks like check the time.)
You said: “And why would I list your limitations.” That should have a question mark at the end.
You’ve also written i’d. The I should be capitalised.
we;kk I’m assuming should be we’ll.
UERTEDAY: I don’t even know what this should be.
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4:41 am
so finally Billings ia a creepy kidnaper no wodner he did some time in prison I’m sure FBI would love to see that
also chinese ? chinese doesn’t care about your pitiful excuse of a country, you on other hand wanted to destroy them over and over and over and get their ressource
You also want to Kill Arab because you are just a little asshole Billings you are a disgrace of human Being go die
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12:03 pm
He probably paid to pass. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be such a judgemental moron and would actually know something.
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7:25 pm
No, what they teach for me is culinary.
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6:57 pm
Meanings:
Claire: of French origin: clear, bright, famous
Blanche: of French/German origin: white, pure, old term for “blonde”
Blanche, your name is pretty lame
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12:03 am
This from an adult that plays with girls toys. When you find some relevancy, let me know.
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12:05 am
And how do you know he plays with girl toys? Do you have proof to this?
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12:07 am
When did I say I had any My Little Pony toys? Oh yeah, I didn’t because I don’t have any MLP toys
Also, how does bringing it up have any relevancy in this argument?
Dumb bimbo
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12:12 am
ne supra crepidam sutor iudicaret
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12:15 am
Bitch, back to the kitchen! Set a god damn bed up in it, it’s the only place you’re allowed. You’re to be seen, not heard. Your opinion means nothing, Rib.
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1:34 am
WOW LN that is pretty sexist of you.
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2:11 am
You couldnt post that in English?
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4:37 am
Blanche, do you mean Sutor, ne ultra crepidam?
For those who don’t know, this is latin phrase meaning “shoemaker, not above the sandal” It means that someone shouldn’t judge above their level of expertise.
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9:24 am
Tom,
Your comment is hysterical in ways you can never understand. You are the sugar in my irony.
Kind regards,
BB
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12:39 pm
Try me Blanche. I may just surprise you with what my mind can comprehend. Or are you worried I may make you look like the stereotypical dumb blonde?
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1:06 pm
What would surprise is a level of intellect beyond primary school.
Latin sentence structure, as revealed in ancient texts, is not comparable to modern English structure per your ‘correction’. I stand by my original statement.
Until you have completed four arduous years of Latin language study, don’t use the Bable fish or some other sorry online excuse for education to correct your intellectual betters.
You won’t comprehend any of this. Thus and so, my irony is sweet and chilled.
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5:53 pm
Bitchem, you need a dictionary to know what irony means.
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7:06 pm
Actually I’ve only been studying Latin for about three weeks, having just finished a Japanese course. As for intellect, I have an IQ of 135, and finished in the top 3% of my school year, going into university at 16. So I’m pretty sure I’m not lacking in that department.
Sorry to warm and sour your irony.
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9:28 pm
I actually snorted a little bit reading your post. You need to commit this to memory, so I suggest you write it down 100 times for today’s little Einstein journal entry:
“If you have to cite your Apgar, IQ or Donkey Kong high score to prove your prowess or intellect, it means you’ve failed to prove your intellect by your actions alone.”
While your confidence is blindingly optimistic, all this sugary irony is making me diabetic.
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3:59 pm
Seriously? With luck said diabetes will cripple you. Also, I’m surprised you dare to say the words Donkey Kong, seeing as how it was created by a Japanese person. I thought that you were under the impression that your heart would disintegrate should you mention them.
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4:35 am
augustus ceasar created the downfall of rome ?
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9:58 pm
I love hippies. The sex really is free and out there, Claire.
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5:02 pm
This is very interesting. All of these names leave a bad taste in my mouth. Now I know why
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5:19 pm
Fuck you, racist! Did I mention I hate you. (Sorry to yell at you) But seriously, stop conforming to the norms of society and have your own views on the world, don’t accept their fanatacism. Why are you so racist and horrible? Because your parents were! Why were they? Due to many generations of inbreeding. See my logic? Break the chain! And Claire? Real mature guys. I actuallly know 2 people with those names. They’re good people. Please shut up.
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5:21 pm
Is your name Malik?
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5:24 pm
No.
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5:26 pm
Why are you calling me a racist. I only said I didn’t care for those names. Why do you people always jump to conclusions
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5:56 pm
Yo
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5:57 pm
You happen to have said some horrible things about some races and my sexuality in the past.
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6:59 pm
You see, it’s saying things like “yo” that leave let people jump to conclusions! I don’t understand what’s so hard about saying “hey”, or “hello”, or “you!”.
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7:00 pm
Jackass, that was clearly an error post.
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7:47 pm
Clearly? How am I supposed to know that? I was assuming it was fragmented ebonics lingo.
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9:04 am
BECAUSE YOU ARE RACIST!! You hate mexicans, you hate anyone who isn’t white and doesn’t follow your GOD. You are racist and hypocritical.
I swear, you call us every name in the book and try to shove your religion down our throats, but the minute we begin to fight back, you yell and tell us we have no respect. That is hypocritical.
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5:29 pm
Hey August, what do you think of the meaning of my name.
Zach;
Pure, innocent, clean, “the Lord remembers”
And yes I just revealed my first name for the sake of this argument. Also, can someone explain to me what “The Lord Remembers” is supposed to mean…I gave never understood that
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5:32 pm
The Lord Remembers… have you read genesis? God created rainbows to remind himself not to destroy humanity with a flood or anything again. Therefore, your name represents rainbows and I am pretty sure that means you are a lace bottomed nancy homogay. Plus look at your avatar it has rainbows, and we already know you are a horse loving pedophile. Pretty GAY
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5:43 pm
That seems…a little far-fetched…And if “God” created rainbows, isn’t calling them gay blasphemy?
I like the show My Little Pony, I have NEVER said I love horses or that I’m a pedophile. Stop being such a dipshit
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5:47 pm
I’m pretty sure Zachary is hebrew for I remember…
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5:53 pm
Firstly: Why, when you think rainbow, do you automaticaly think gay?
Also, you seem to be contradicting yourself in terms of whether rainbows are a good or bad thing.
My name means My God. Try to make something of that…
And I can’t speak for Odd, but I’ve read Genesis and found it to be linear and lacking in a consistant plot and character development. Complete crap.
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5:58 pm
What’s your name Damien?
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6:30 pm
The rainbow flag has only been symbolizing gay pride since 1978…go to town on how offensive these christwire jack-offs are till Kingdom Come. but don’t be ignorant about it.
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9:13 pm
If God made rainbows so he wouldn’t destroy everything, why do you think God is going to destroy everything? Nicky, are you just mad that someone named Zach beat the shit out of you when you went to school? Do you think everyone named Zach is the same Zach that repeatedly smashed your face in and gave you a thrashing?
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9:08 am
Ummmmmm, this is what I mean. You don’t know these people. You’ve never met them in person, yet you call them names and force your religion on them. They fight back and suddenly you say they have no respect. That comment flies both ways you know. What I mean is you are still being HYPOCRITICAL!!
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5:53 pm
The name Zach is not on the list above.
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6:44 pm
No shit, glad you know how to read the list you made. I only said the meaning of my name because you said the meaning of yours.
LGT: You are correct. Zach is of Hebrew origin
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10:48 pm
“Zachary” sounds a bit too jewish to me, like some spoiled kid his Mommy thinks is so special and cool because he has a Z in his name that she buys him metal t-shirts and skateboards at Hannuakah.
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10:51 pm
Wow, anti-Semitic much there, asshole?
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11:09 pm
My name may have a Hebrew origin, but my family isn’t Jewish.
Even so, that comment was very anti-semitic
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4:42 am
That comment is an abomination!
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5:30 am
No offense, but you’re an asshole. Oh wait, actually yes offense. How do you get that from just a name?
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5:31 pm
A wonderful list of names that evoke the most terrible feelings.
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6:33 pm
What an absolute load of brainlessly written rubbish. To quote Shakespere, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” A name means nothing, and for you to say it does just means you are completely moronic.
Let me give you an example. In school I knew two Michaels. One of them has just graduated in the top 1% of his class at Cambridge university. The other one has just gone to prison. Again. See the difference despite the fact that they have the same name?
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6:34 pm
Was the second Michael black?
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6:39 pm
Not that it matters, but no. They’re both white.
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10:21 pm
Must have been French Canadian then.
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4:43 am
You are a racist pience of crap. They were both English like myself. MORON!
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9:09 am
Yet another example of my point. Why do you even care?
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7:17 pm
Hmmm funny. My name is one of the twelve apostles.
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10:50 pm
I took you for a DeShaun or a J-Spot.
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10:54 pm
Why are you constantly saying or insinuating that Pebrocks is black? Why do you hate black people so much?
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10:59 pm
Nope, it’s Philip. Still don’t see why I could be mistaken as black.
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11:18 pm
F-Leap?
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11:20 pm
And you say you get pissed whenever you hear a black person named something ‘weird’. Here you are going out of your way to insult Pebrocks with your racist logic and thinking.
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11:21 pm
Wtf does that mean?
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11:32 pm
Fea-Lip? Isn;t that the afrosaxon way of spelling Phillip.
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11:35 pm
Um…I’m not quite sure. Never heard of that spelling of it. And what is “afrosaxon”? That’s not even a word.
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12:17 am
Only racist bigots like you, Billings, use the word ‘Afrosaxon’, and considering Pebrocks has stated multiple times that he isn’t black (which occurs whenever you say he’s black), it makes no sense why you’d continue to make racist remarks about black people towards him.
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8:09 pm
I knew a kid in high school who was raped by 2 hobos behind a 7-11. To this day he walks with a limp and the sight of cherry slushies sends him into a panic….the kicker?…the 2 hobos were named Andre and Jalen. If only this article would have been around back then to warn him of the dangers of those names. Tragic.
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11:33 pm
This is a touching story, but it has a ray of hope that another child can be spared this sort of alley hobo rape thanks to Christwire.
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12:08 am
Cherry flavoring is extracted from Beaver sex glands. Never get the cherry slushies. Never.
http://crazywilliamsfamily.com/index.php?s=beaver
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12:09 am
Wtf? That is disturbing.
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12:42 pm
If Blanche has the brainpower of a typical Christian woman, I can completely understand why Christian men don’t want their wives to leave the bedroom or kitchen. She’s just screwed up in the head.
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3:07 pm
Wishing for diminished intellect in others does not raise your own, Tom. I wish you could see how petty and myopic your posts appear to others.
Before making your next post, try a little review first.
Begin by asking yourself: “Will my words inspire, warn, instruct or instill faith in others or am I pleading for the nurturing attention from a kind Christian woman because I’m a sad little person?”
I think you will feel much better about yourself if you do this first.
Kind regards,
BB
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3:10 pm
You’re not a kind Christian woman – you’re a bitch!
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7:09 pm
The only question I have to ask myself is this: “Do my words make sense to anyone who is more intelligent than a dead plankton, and can my claims be backed up?”
If I don’t get a resounding yes, I don’t post anything.
Kindly do try and gain an education at some point, unless your man forbids you to do so. If that is the case, I urge you to call local authorities as a matter of some urgency, and I am more than happy to help and support you as you break free from an abusive relationship.
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11:25 am
Oh, T.O.M. truly is an acronym for Theater of the Mind. What a lively group of thespians you have working away on your synapses, Tom.
Posting comments to this website should not become self-masturbatory delights for your widdle ego, Tom. Replete with smug lubricant, such action is corrosive to the soul as so displayed by our little Claire.
Mister is far from abusive, offering the sweet kiss of leather only to persuade and guide.
BB
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11:54 am
Blanche, their feeble minds can not understand the goodness you are trying to do here. It is unfathomable that their intellicual level is anywhere near yours. Their ilk should be discarded as waste in the same pile with the Muslims and queergays. Don’t soil yourself by even communicating with these STD carrying heathens.
God bless you Blanche & God bless Christwire
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9:15 am
????? Are you sure that your source is reliable sweetie? Because danimals is yes for kids, but the age group targeted is TOO YOUNG TO CARE WHAT’S ON THE CONTAINER. All they want is the yougurt in side. Plus that article said nothing about cherry flavoring being extracted from Beaver sex glands.
I have never heard that claim and I am a health nut. I hate anything fake or with additives. I would know ’cause I research almost everything.
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12:09 pm
IT’S NOT THE NAMES!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED!!!
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10:51 pm
Only two more food stamps payments and I can afford the rims for my hooptie!
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11:16 pm
Amazing article Auggie. You always have the future of the Christian child in mind, as this article proves again. Reading this list of name sent a dark chill down my spine. It was a truly scary and untrustworthy list of names.
I certainly would never let my children date any of the names on this list. Each one is more threatening than the last!
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11:21 pm
The name does not make the person.
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11:22 pm
This one may be the most frightening name on the list:
http://www.babynamesworld.com/meaning_of_Claire.html
Apparently it means “Latin Killer”
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11:26 pm
No, it means “Clear; bright; famous”. But nice try making shit up.
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11:34 pm
No it definitely says Lation and KILLER, read it more carefully.
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11:37 pm
“ender:
Girl
Origin:
Latin
Meaning:
Clear; bright; famous
Pronunciation:
(KLER) [Guide]
Form of:
Clare
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1:39 am
I think it means crazy b*tch with to much time on her hands!
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9:19 am
Actually it means this:
GENDER: Feminine
USAGE: English
PRONOUNCED: KLER, KLAR
Meaning & History
Medieval English form of CLARA. This is also the name of an Irish county, which was originally named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname was derived from the name of an English river.
Related Names
VARIANTS: Claire, Clara, Kiara
DIMINUTIVES: Claribel, Clarinda, Clarette
OTHER LANGUAGES: Clara (Catalan), Klara (Croatian), Klára (Czech), Claire, Clarisse (French), Clara, Klara (German), Klára (Hungarian), Chiara, Clara, Clarissa, Chiarina, Claretta (Italian), Clara, Claritia (Late Roman), Klāra (Latvian), Klara (Polish), Clara, Clarissa (Portuguese), Clara (Romanian), Klara (Russian), Klara (Scandinavian), Klára (Slovak), Klara (Slovene), Clara, Clarisa (Spanish), Klara (Ukrainian)
Popularity
ranked #683
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12:29 am
Magnificent article August! I think there should be a ban on urban names. That way, the blacks might actually gain some sense and this government, not under Barack, won’t have to spend so much money on those welfare queens.
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12:32 am
Devlin, why are you planning on sacrificing your baby to your Dark Lord Satan?
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12:33 am
I don’t have a baby yet. My wife has unfortunately proven to be infertile.
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4:50 am
Thank goodness for that. Your intolerances would make for a horrible father.
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12:56 pm
Definitely something to be thankful for.
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2:50 pm
That is an issue that we are very sensitive about, and we do not appreciate the disrespect.
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2:53 pm
That’s, quite simply, an awful thing to say.
Your maliciousness would make for a horrible for a horrible father.
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2:53 pm
Yes, it is definitely something to be thankful for.
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3:06 pm
Usually it is a touchy subject, but his infertile story is as fake as his name, his picture, and this damned website
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7:16 pm
Christopher, Kristoffer, listen.
I don’t care what you think.
Nobody cares what you think.
I’m only on this website for my own amusement.
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9:25 am
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!
It doesn’t matter!!!
NAMES MEAN NOTHING!!
Incase you were’nt listneing I said that I have a friend who’s name is Maurice. He is a coach, he’s white and has a bright future. AND HES CHRISTIAN!!! I have a friend named Antrell (who isn’t on the list but he’s black) He is a top student!!
DON’T YOU EVER SAY THAT THEY WILL FAIL BECAUSE OF THEIR NAMES OR THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN!! They are great people.
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1:17 pm
Quite the unpleasant irony, these names meaning your doom and all, but Aaliyah is a very attractive name.
Plus who takes anything on msn lifestye serious or even more so carves his life after a lifestyle-magazine or bulletin.I’m not even sorry for these people >:)
Thats what makes them sheople.
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2:10 pm
That was a report that commented on a study of names done by a study done in a university into what type of name was more likely to get a reply on ONLINE dating sites than other even when a picture is NOT included.
The study itself just shows that people read too much into a name. The results are more of a reflection on the recipient of the email than the sender. You can’t predict attractiveness or success with a name.
I see with the names you chose to pick the ones that made you seem racist. None of what you said was true. None of these negative traits have been shown to relate a name. If there is post links to the survey used.
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2:49 pm
There are thousands of pages of research documents. Please sent an email to holymailbox@christwire.org .
You can request documentation. There is a $25 processing fee and a 30cents per page copy fee.
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3:04 pm
So now your charging for “research”?
If you really did do indepth research, you would be willing to share it. Hiding behind a charge is just your way to hide the fact you have no research. Everyone will decline because no one wants to pay for nothing
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4:29 pm
If it was a free service, people that hate us (Chinese, atheists, minorities, Claire, liberals, music fans) would drive us bankrupt abusing it. You will find that a service fee is normal. Other places that charge a service fee for document requests: NT times, US government, BBC, Reuters, AP, and more.
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4:35 pm
But YOU’RE charging people for “research” on a free-to-visit site…The places you list that also charge are actual businesses (Except for the government, but even now they seem to be run like a business) This is just some bullshit site where you crazy people post your crazy ideas.
You know people would actually take you guys (A little bit…and that’s even stretching it) seriously if you guys would post some “research” or “proof”
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5:51 pm
A piece of paper with your shit smeared onto it is NOT a research paper, August.
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10:55 am
I think I wont be sending a $25 processing fee and a 30 cents per page copy fee. I also suspect that is what you wanted me to say as no such studies exist.
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9:32 am
I want to add something, why in the world would you want to charge? What if someone who can’t afford it wanted proof? Are they going to be condemned and in the dark just because you want to charge? don’t you want people on your side?
You don’t really think for your self do you? I bet there is one person that comes up with all of your stupid little Ideas, and just because they are called “pastor” or some shit like that, you listen. It’s not about your GOD. It’s about money. Which is the root of all evil because greed is the root of all evil and money causes greed. You say we are sinners. Let’s see here, You’re proud, you’re greedy, you’re liars, Umm I’d say we have two deadly sins here, and one of the ten commandments broken. You really are paving the way to heaven aren’t you?
(sarcasm is a bitch to type, go figure)
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3:39 pm
I need no reports nor studies when my own eyes and ears and a clear heart provide me with all the truth I need. Back when I was a struggling iron worker my poor daughter had to go to public school with children with names like this. We moved on to a better neighborhood not one of those kids did. I don’t have to wonder why.
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10:05 am
Chaswick, I have a VERY good question for you.
did any of these children pick on or tease your “poor daughter?”
This is a kind and polite question that deserves a kind and polite answer. I want to know why you personally hate these names.
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10:06 am
I noticed that nobody is arguing my points here. Could it be that people can’t answer true common sense? OMG I’VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT!!!
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5:42 pm
It’s funny how my name, Imani, means “faith”. I’m so glad this website is fake or else I’d actually be very angry.
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