Adulterer Newt Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Americans Vote Mormonism Worse Crime than Adultery
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich poses with Stepford Wife Callista Gingrich, the woman he dumped his first second wife for because she ’was not pretty enough to be first lady’.
Today America has officially made Mormonism a worse crime than Adultery of any sort. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Republican and would never make that folly. But in a world where a qualified billionaire investor with a monster campaign budget, is a generally competent governor and has done something politically worthwhile since 1994 cannot beat a man who dumped his ‘ugly wives’ who had cancer and multiple sclerosis, has repeatedly lied to the American people and is generally a jackoff, does America pretty much deserve what it gets for being such a prejudiced nation?
There is one political blunder on Romney’s Republican report card. He is a Mormon. The same reason America did not initially trust the Catholic JFK in office is the very reason Romney is not beating out Gingrich by a landslide. As long as you’re a professing Christian, banging Brainless Blondie and demanding your wife smile and play nice about it is okay. Just don’t go talking about seer stones and holding John Smith in high regard.
Sleek and blonde, Callista Gingrich played a vampire named 'Spike' in the 90s hit series Buffy the Vampire slayer. The More You Know.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s okay for people to associate with which they are familiar. If there were a Jewish man running for president, let’s say Lewis Black, first off it would be very funny. And accurate. He would have my vote and much of my family’s vote on those grounds alone, but oy, he’s also Jewish. Win!
So I can see the simple logic in that aspect. Black people tended to vote for Obama. Kids who were dropped on their heads as children voted twice for George W. Bush. As people, we trend towards people who have things in common with us.
But when we are talking about things like what is best for a nation that is on the verge of structural and economic collapse, there are things more important than wondering what diety someone is praying to every night.
This is not an endorsement for Mitt Romney, but in a field of candidates where there are people not named Newt Gingrich who are more qualified, yet may not win, it is truly disturbing.
For once I hope you Republican can pull your heads from your elephant sized keisters for long enough to think clearly. We really cannot afford any chance that Newt Gingrich would become US president. The man is a walking exploitation. He would cheat on his wives and guess what? He would cheat on you.
This is a man who thinks Granny Barbie Plastic looks like an ideal first lady. If this were the world of Stepford, maybe he would have a point. But this is a world of reality that desperately needs a few less idiots in Washington. Sure, we have a questionable man in office right now and the roster of Republicans is not much better, but if you really think Newt Gingrich is the best of all of them, perhaps Abe is right when he says ‘get out of my country’.
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Author: Rachel Aschner-Barsky
Former circuit gymnast and now retired from the sport, I'm now embarking on a career in my field of college study: journalism. These guys at ChristWire have hired me and I do not plan to back down for my "crazy liberal" views. Join me and let's bring the biased 'conservatives' down a notch or two.
9:07 pm
I like Newt, but that woman is surely looking like a Botoxed Raccoon.
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10:08 pm
Sure Callista cattle-rustled this man from his second wife, but she makes up for it with severe hair and a frumppy wardrobe. Besides, his natural gravitational pull on women is undeniable. He is like a sweet, sweet flower that all the honey bees must inspect.
BB
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10:11 pm
I don’t know much about this situation, is it safe to assume that this whole article is a load of bullshit?
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5:22 am
I didn’t know Christwire allowed liberals to write articles. “Affirmative action” or “the fairness doctorate” or “Special Olympics for writers” might be a kind thing to do for crippled children, but it has no place on a Christian webshite!
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11:04 pm
I can’t think of a worse crime than adultery. such a breach of trust.
Pickle Barrel! Kumquat! Pickle Barrel! Kumquat! Pickle Barrel! Kumquat! Pickle Barrel! Kumquat! Pickle Barrel! Kumquat!
CHIMICHERRYCHANGA!
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11:43 am
Agreed on the first two sentences, not so sure about the rest but going to agree anyways.
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3:49 pm
Speaking in tongues! Bible it!
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3:52 pm
Or heathen code to Anonymous to take down Christwire.
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5:20 pm
I’ve contacted Anonymous in the past, asking them to target a group of atheist liberal hippie websites. 10 minutes later, my computer started returning error messages. They are gays.
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5:23 pm
Speaking of Beans! did you know how many words rhyme with bean?! mean, spleen, green, sardine, unclean, TAMBOURINE!
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9:56 pm
Clean, fiend, marine, between, careen, Halloween!!!
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4:37 pm
Just relized what that’s from! Nice job there thiefenz. Keep up the chaos!
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5:24 pm
I am unable to stop saying Kumquat now. It’s all Pinkie Pie’s fault
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5:54 pm
Just recently saw that episode…Definately one of my favorites
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11:30 pm
adultery isn’t that bad and the lady next 2 him looks like she’s plastic
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5:42 am
I see what you mean. maybe she’s a robot overlord sent to enslave the entire feline genus of animals with turkey feathers.
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6:41 pm
I always tought black people looked like chocolate.
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10:31 pm
and i always thought u looked like gay santa
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11:36 pm
I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
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1:04 am
Want some company, toots?
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1:31 pm
Oh are you the one who told my cat to sleep at my feet? Thanks, Adam.
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11:44 pm
man she is made of plastic is she a sex doll ?
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2:36 am
Mormans believe in thetans, thats very weird to me.
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5:43 am
you are weird to me. NOW DANCE. DANCE TO THE RAVE! LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU!
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9:57 am
God damnit…Now I’m gonna have to listen that song 20 times…Thanks thiefenz…
Who am I kidding? That song is great!
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11:48 am
That’s the most addicting song ever.. I wanna stop listening… But I CAN’T…
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2:57 am
that is the Power of DJ Alex S
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3:26 am
The woman looks like one of those botoxed homosexuals on the liberal propaganda show “Project Runway”. Mormons are essentially a more “socially acceptable” version of scientologists, and I certainly don’t want one running my country. That being said, Newt is an adulterer who doesn’t even have a name that reflects human origins. He’s named after an amphibian, and I for one am the last person to wish for an adulterer reptilian in the Oval Office. It only becomes more and more obvious that Santorum in all of his beautiful glory deserves this presidency and every presidency ever forever. Rick Santorum is a true man of God.
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5:37 am
Santorum would be the best Christian to be in the White House, but the liberal media will never let it happen. Just look at the way they write articles every day about how much he loved his little pre-born fetus that he took home to introduce to his living children, and how they’re always making fun of how his family has the same name as that revolting homogay thing. Why does the media hate Christianity so much???
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4:20 am
Just because no ones said this yet. Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer was played by a guy named James Marsters. The more you know
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5:34 am
Look, Newt might have SINNED, but haven’t we all?!? Jesus FORGIVES, as long as you’re a sincere conservative who repents for each time you’ve done wrong.
Bill Clinton never apologized for LYING about cheating on his wife while he was in office. Newt never lied about what he was doing at the same time he was attacking Clinton. He was careful not to get caught out in public. That makes him smart, in my book. And now he’s sorry.
He married the woman he was cheating with. So he made her an honest woman! I don’t see Bill divorcing Hitlery and marrying Monica. What a dirtbag! And I bet that wasn’t just because she was a Jew, which is worse than being a Mormon. Jesus started as a Jew, after all, even though He wised up. My only hope is that after she becomes First Lady, Newt’s Third Wife — isn’t she beautiful, like a porcelain doll come to life? — will convert from her Papism and become a Christian.
As far as Christians go, Mormons are NOT. Have you read what they believe in? I agree that it’s as kooky as Scientology or Muslimism. With Newt in the White House, we can have a person who is forgiven, instead of evil people like Romney or Obama with their fakey flakey wives.
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5:48 am
^Wall of text^
to sum it up
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7:26 am
On my computer, half of the image of Harry Reid is cut off after “INCOMPET”, so I can’t see all of what the caption says. However, I agree with you that he is incompetent. He IS a liberal, after all.
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8:23 am
Ok, this is crazy. I’m turning Atheist.
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10:09 am
Oh? Really?
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12:51 pm
Newt might be a bit of a sinner, but at least he is still Christian – which is more than Obamney can say!
Naturally Gingrich is more morally upright than his Mormon competition – but he still doesn’t come close to topping Santorum for my money.
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12:58 pm
obama is a christian and every1 is a sinner
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1:01 pm
Obama is Shia Muslim.
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1:01 pm
Conservatists shouldn’t be able to become president.
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1:11 pm
any1 can b president except 4 ppl who have been arrested
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5:12 pm
Arrests have no bearing on being U.S. president. George Bush was arrested several times for drunken driving before he found God and reformed, and look what a stunning job he did in the White House!
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6:13 pm
Stunning job? He let terrorists destroy the Twin Towers just so we have a reason to invade. All Bush wanted was the oil. He took the same tactic that America used in WW2 with Pearl Harbor. Bush was a horrible president.
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3:45 am
Which four people are that?
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5:09 pm
obama is a christian and every1 is a sinner
Speaking about yourself, I presume. And in a typically teenage textilliterate way, which will condemn you to a future of “Do you want fries with that?” should you choose to keep it up.
If Obama is a Christian, shouldn’t you be hating on him for that? Even if he is half-black. I should think you’d revere his hidden Muslim socialist unAmerican traits.
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6:15 pm
I only hate on the Christians that would rather destroy the world than face having other races on this planet.
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5:16 pm
Why have we allowed this Liberal to pollute our holy site with this trash?!
Please explain to me who all of you are. I understand that Chef Phillip is not a chef, LinuxGamerTheist is inteed a Linux user and a gamer, but does not seem to be a theist, OddAtheist seems to have some strange horse fetish, anime_luver seems to be unable to spell properly and Claire is your typical “crazy cat lady.”
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5:23 pm
Oh sweet Cthulu…Someone else has fallen pery to the craziness of the Christwire Cult…
Chef Phillip is on his way to becoming a chef.
LinuxGamerTheist is indeed a Linux user and actually an Atheist (Am I right LGT?)
I’m a Brony; Male fans of the show “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” Not a beastophile
anime_luver types how she wants to, the cult is just too stupid/lazy to transalte it into something they can understand.
Claire has TWO, count ‘em, TWO cats. That does not qualify for “crazy cat lady”
If I’ve made any mistakes about you guys, feel free to speak up.
Also, I don’t think any of us are actual Liberals…I an’t speak for all of us though. I for one, am Independent.
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9:38 pm
Mr. Walton, I allude to the fact that I am a Linux user or an atheist in almost everything i post. Yes. I am an atheist. And Sean, I am a Linux-Gamer-theist. I believe in the future of linux gaming, treating it almost like a God. we just need one open-source game that doesn’t suck and we’ll be fine!
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9:48 pm
I have no idea what you just said, but Jesus hates all of you.
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9:49 pm
Okay.
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10:07 pm
We really care what a dead man thinks.
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10:08 pm
You are willing to accept that? Luckily Jesus forgivd even the worst of atheists and “linux” users.
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10:13 pm
Since I am a Christian I feel I should point out that Jesus loves everyone, so says the Bible, which frankly I don’t believe most of, but I’m pretty sure that it’s common knowledge, so..
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10:23 pm
erm… then what’s with the Tux avatar?
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10:26 pm
Who are you?
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10:27 pm
You.
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10:28 pm
What tux avatar? What are you talking about?
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10:30 pm
Goodbye.
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10:32 pm
I- Uh- Wait, what? You just confused the hell out of me.
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10:32 pm
The Cultwire have been known to smoke crack….so it’s one of those nights.
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10:33 pm
I’m not sure what just happened… but boss tux avatar!
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10:38 pm
This is not a tuxedo, LinuxGamerTheist and “You,” it is a penguin. My daughter’s friend set up my account for me and said that this was an acceptable avatar to use, she seemed like one of those “tech savvy” types and I thought she would know best. Does this penguin bear some other significance?
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10:40 pm
*Sigh* n00b. Tux is the Linux mascot ahahahahahaha, your daughter’s friend is awesome!!!!!!!
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10:41 pm
I have sex with animals.
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10:44 pm
Do you, really?
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10:45 pm
How do you change an avatar?
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10:47 pm
We should probs tell him…
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10:47 pm
Or let him suffer…
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3:00 am
And I am Apricot! The Color Master!
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3:04 am
No wait! I change my title to “The Pain Artist” now someone draw with my blood!
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6:21 pm
Crazy cat ladies usually have more than two cats. Try again.
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10:30 pm
I am a moron.
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10:53 pm
You are
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3:07 am
I see what’s going on.
Hi awesome friend of dude’s daughter!
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7:00 am
Nope, I am “awesome friend” I don’t know who LGT is
But he seems to be a linux user… hence the penguin.
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