• Adulterer Newt Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Americans Vote Mormonism Worse Crime than Adultery

    January 21, 2012 8:51 pm 75 comments
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  • Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich poses with Stepford Wife Callista Gingrich, the woman he dumped his first second wife for because she ‘was not pretty enough to be first lady’.
    Today America has officially made Mormonism a worse crime than Adultery of any sort.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Republican and would never make that folly.  But in a world where a qualified billionaire investor with a monster campaign budget, is a generally competent governor and has done something politically worthwhile since 1994 cannot beat a man who dumped his ‘ugly wives’ who had cancer and multiple sclerosis, has repeatedly lied to the American people  and is generally a jackoff, does America pretty much deserve what it gets for being such a prejudiced nation?

    There is one political blunder on Romney’s Republican report card.  He is a Mormon.  The same reason America did not initially trust the Catholic JFK in office is the very reason Romney is not beating out Gingrich by a landslide.  As long as you’re a professing Christian, banging Brainless Blondie and demanding your wife smile and play nice about it is okay.  Just don’t go talking about seer stones and holding John Smith in high regard.

    Sleek and blonde, Callista Gingrich played a vampire named 'Spike' in the 90s hit series Buffy the Vampire slayer. The More You Know.

    Don’t get me wrong, it’s okay for people to associate with which they are familiar.  If there were a Jewish man running for president, let’s say Lewis Black, first off it would be very funny.  And accurate.  He would have my vote and much of my family’s vote on those grounds alone, but oy, he’s also Jewish.  Win!

    So I can see the simple logic in that aspect.  Black people tended to vote for Obama.  Kids who were dropped on their heads as children voted twice for George W. Bush.  As people, we trend towards people who have things in common with us.

    But when we are talking about things like what is best for a nation that is on the verge of structural and economic collapse, there are things more important than wondering what diety someone is praying to every night.

    This is not an endorsement for Mitt Romney, but in a field of candidates where there are people not named Newt Gingrich who are more qualified, yet may not win, it is truly disturbing.

    For once I hope you Republican can pull your heads from your elephant sized keisters for long enough to think clearly.  We really cannot afford any chance that Newt Gingrich would become US president.  The man is a walking exploitation.  He would cheat on his wives and guess what?  He would cheat on you.

    This is a man who thinks Granny Barbie Plastic looks like an ideal first lady.  If this were the world of Stepford, maybe he would have a point.  But this is a world of reality that desperately needs a few less idiots in Washington.  Sure, we have a questionable man in office right now and the roster of Republicans is not much better, but if you really think Newt Gingrich is the best of all of them, perhaps Abe is right when he says ‘get out of my country’.

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    Rachel Aschner-Barsky Former circuit gymnast and now retired from the sport, I'm now embarking on a career in my field of college study: journalism. These guys at ChristWire have hired me and I do not plan to back down for my "crazy liberal" views. Join me and let's bring the biased 'conservatives' down a notch or two.

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