Andy Biersack Breaks nose on stage. Was it really the work of “GOD”? Or is it just a bunch of lies and religious bs?

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• ChristWire
January 26, 2012 9:19 pm275 comments

As a fan of this particular band, I must express how I feel about a certain web page that I have found that was absolutely not relevant to the situation and some of it was just straight up lies.

“What music can be more deceptive than the vain vile words of the Black Veiled Brides!  They call themselves the Fallen Angels and there is one lead singer of damnation who calls himself the same thing!  The Pied Piper of Damnation.  Satan!

You and your Black Veil Bride ARMY are nothing CHILDREN OF DISOBEDIENCE!  Just like the scripture says, lo and behold, for greatly cometh the wrath of God!”

 

“Behold, the face of Andy Biersack, the lead ‘singer’ of your “Army”.  Look at him tremble before the power of the Lord his God.  With but a thought, God sent the Black Angel of Halloween Damnation to the Black Veil Bride concert in London, England!

This great and glorious story began in Luxembourg when Los Angeles “glam rockers” Black Veil Brides took the stage for their Halloween Weekend Sinsational Bash!

Our affiliates in London protested the show and the Brides, but the dark forces are defiant.  Their supposed army of misfit hooligans ignored our words and not all parents entered their children’s rooms, and rip their children’s tickets apart as instructed!

But that’s okay, because God cancelled the concert himself.  Liberal parents, be warned!  Your child may suffer from Andy Biersack Obsession Disorder.  It is scientifically proven that the voice of Biersack is so powerful it’s unto a million Don Juan Demons, swooning your daughter and making her think sinful thoughts of wearing black leather thongs and having Uncle Tweety’s Liquid ecstasy induced flesh lusting sessions!”

Ok, point number one, Andy Biersack Obsession Disorder? Seriously? Scientifically proven? Ok, if someone’s voice was able to “swoon” someone into such thoughts, it would be the teenage voice in the back of the head induced by hormones. I’m sorry, but there is nobody on this entire planet that is that is COMPLETELY free of sexual urges at one point or another. No one in this lifetime or the next is or will ever be able to MAKE you have these thoughts. Especially not by their voice.

“The concerts of these Veil Brides are nothing but mosh pits of hellish destruction, your child’s morals being swamped up in a blinding cloud of smoked magic mint and then if that’s not bad enough, illegal finger posturings in the minor 7th harmonic by the bassist! For those of you who don’t know what that means, just know it is something that will make you cringe and the sound will send shivers down your spinal cord.”

Point number two, they say that moshing is nothing more that binding clouds of smoked magic mint. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Nothing. It’s just something that he said to lure you in.

Point number three, just what is “illegal finger posturing”? Nothing, it doesn’t exist. There is no such thing as “illegal finger posturing”. If there were, you would get arrested for flipping some one off, or just simply using your middle finger to push your glasses back up. Plus, he doesn’t even know what he’s talking about. Otherwise, he would have given examples and explained why they were illegal.

“Now, for you parents in London, your children will be depressed.  They won’t get to worship their boy king Andy Biebersack and that is fine!  If they cry and try to sit in their room with their dark clothing, blaring music on their iPod and blotting out your words, burn it!  Burn their BVB posters!  Take their laptops away!  Make them wear the clothing you want!”

Point number four, His name is not Biebersack. It’s Biersack. And he needs to learn proper grammar and spelling!!!

Point number five, I have no right or reason to tell parents how to raise their children, but I do have my own opinions about this, based on my personal experience. I have a few things to say about this that can and will happen between you and your child should you choose this method.

  1. They will not trust you
  2. They will hate you
  3. They may run away
  4. They will know nothing because they have experienced nothing.

These are a few points that I will follow when I have kids of my own. I cannot tell you that you should follow them too, but I hope that you will listen. It’s important.

  1. Let them go out and experience things for themselves.

If you let them make their own mistakes, they will learn eventually what they truly believe.

  1. Be positive and support their individuality.

A child that is supported in individuality is a child that will better fit into society, and people will find them interesting and fun because they are different than the usual “sheeple” they’re used to. I’m not saying that you should not let them have role models, but let them take the life lessons from the mistakes and accomplishments from these role models and morph their own life.

  1. Experimentation, bad choices, and wearing exotic and out-of-the-norm clothing are normal occurrences for kids of any age.

You let them make their own choices. You can tell them what you PREFERR but let them only base their decision on that. Guide them, don’t force them.

  1. LOVE YOUR CHILD, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE

A young girl that is “Pregnant with herpes” (Charles D. Finley, Christwire) is still your child none the less. Should this happen is because you failed to properly guide them to do the right thing. But this is a mistake you will share with her. Love her regardless. It’s the same for the son that has gone to jail for something. It is because you failed to guide them properly. Love them anyway. They are your children.

It is important that these are your basic guidelines. Now if you want to be a hard-ass, you can go down the same path that Charles Finley did. He will state loud and proud that he will disown his daughter, just because he did not guide her properly. He is the type to force his religion on his daughter. To basically say “My way or the Highway.” (As said by Limp Bizkit) From personal experience, this is a bad, bad, HORRIBLE, thing to do to a child. THEY MUST HAVE FREEDOM!!!!!!!

“Evil is as evil does, and so if you don’t want your children having blood lusting Twilight sessions in Hot Topic’s secret VIP rooms or coming up pregnant with herpies then keep them away from BVB concerts!”

To keep the on going points coming, point number six.

Evil is as evil does, this is true. But who knows what true evil is? It’s not snakes or spiders (as much as I hate them). It sure as hell isn’t an emo band that sends a pretty damned good message. It’s us, human beings. We are our own evil. The darkness is within every heart. Everyone has it. Even the “holy and forgiven” Reverend Clyde. Even you and me. Most people don’t get this concept.

Point number seven,

Hot Topic does not have secret VIP rooms, it never did. Hot Topic isn’t even a Goth-emo store anymore. I should know. I’ve been to a Hot Topic store and it definitely is not what it used to be. The skate shop looked more Goth than Hot Topic did. And for your information, Twighlight (sorry Twighlight fans) kinda sucked in my opinion. And rock concerts (especially BVB concerts) do not make young girls get pregnant with herpes. (He didn’t even spell it right any way. Herpies)

 

“Tell the little naive minded harlots that it is your house and your rules! They will be homeless little waifs in the scary foster care system if they defy your authority again!

You children will straighten right up. No Black Veil Brides. You’ve seen what God did to Biersack, just imagine the fate awaiting your child’s soul if you let them continue to freely listen to this music when you do not like it! They can only listen to what you like, for it is written!”

Proverbs 22:6
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it

Okay, my eighth and final point.

Since when did he have any right to tell people how to raise their children? Never. It’s the parent’s responsibility to raise them. I cannot say that there is a correct way to do it. But there is a wrong way. There is no “straight and narrow.” Truthfully, there is a wide road that they can take. It leads them to a wide variety of life choices that they can and will make in the future. Good life choices. There are always obstacles, but the road is never narrow. Personally, if my parents had called me a naïve minded harlot, I’d rather be a homeless little waif in the scary foster care system. I enjoy my freedom. Screw this “politically correct” programming.

GOD DID NOT DO THIS TO ANDY. It was an ACCIDENT. Plain and simple. What he says is a lie. IF you let them freely listen to this music, even if you don’t like it, it’s the meaning that matters. The message that the music carries. You have to LISTEN to the words. READ the lyrics. If you UNDERSTAND the message the child is receiving from this music, then you will understand your child better and thus will have a better relationship with this child. Listen to them, confide in them and vice versa. Try to understand why the child is the way they are. And try to teach them in a POSITIVE way, WITHOUT threats, what is right and wrong. THAT IS how you raise your child. These are the most basic guidelines of parenting. I may have no right to tell you how to raise your child, but to make their lives better; this is the way to go!! As the proverb in the bible says,

Proverbs 22:6
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it

He posted it to use it against Andy Biersack, but I use it to implore you that you listen. This proverb does not mean what he says it does. What this means is that you keep them in a good environment, this teaches them what this feels like, and you teach them right from wrong within this environment, they learn and grow stronger. They WILL begin to become the person you want to see them become. But, should you keep them on their toes within this good environment, that will become all they know. Life will not shelter your children as you do. You cannot shelter them all their lives. As they grow, ease them into the life of a proper adult. Don’t wait until they are a certain age and then just dump a ton of responsibility on them. They will be spoiled and unprepared.

As this goes, this is just my opinion. Regardless, I will beg you to not listen to these religious zealots!!! If you choose not to listen to that wish then at least consider my guidelines. It is imperative.

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275 Comments

  • You spelt Beersack wrong.

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    • Lisa Sickgirlinthehead

      August no she didnt thats how you spell biersack not beersack stupid

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      As I keep telling you. THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL IT.
      B – I – E – R – S – A – C – K
      Take the hint and spell it right.
      Just like Herpes is not spelled Herpies.
      It’s not BEERsack it’s BIERsack.

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        someone who spells intelligence ”entelegence” has no lessons to give to a man of letters like August.

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      • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

        I never spelled Intelligence “entelegence” You’re thinking of someone else.
        And don’t you tell me I have nothing to give. I have plenty. You’re just not choosing to listen to the truth behind my logic.
        I’m sure he’s such the english teacher.
        I bet you $100 that my english teacher could out-smart him in the department of “letters” and words.

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        • $100? you are on. Gambling is wrong, but I will donate the winnings to a pro-life ad campaign.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            We can also donate half to parents with retarded children; I figure this might be appropriate.

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          • Very true. Maybe put new padding on the short bus seats.

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          • Wow, once again Dracula put the dollar sign in the correct spot!

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            ”Dollar signs in the U.S. are normally written before an amount,”

            http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_the_dollar_sign_come_before_of_after_the_amount

            Educate yourself Claire before you open your sinful mouth.

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          • “”Dollar signs in the U.S. are normally written before an amount,”

            http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_the_dollar_sign_come_before_of_after_the_amount

            Educate yourself Claire before you open your sinful mouth.”

            Exactly. For the longest time, Dracula tried to claim that it’s acceptable to put the dollar sign AFTER the number, which it’s not. So I don’t know why you’re telling ME to educate myself, fuckwad.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            You told him to put it in the correct spot, inferring he did not, I pointed this out.

            Way to change the meaning of words!

            Also am I calling you names Clair? No, I am calm and polite, but then again your condition ( being a woman psychopath) makes you like this, so it’s not your fault I guess.

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          • I use both methods Claire. On some US Government Tax documents the dollar sign is after. I showed this to you and you admitted it. But please keep on bringing it up, it’s hilarious when you do.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Why do you insist on insulting people all the time. You know, a nasty comment will always be followed by another nasty one. I tell you what, if we call a truce, I want you to explain to me your belief system. I’ll explain mine in return. In a calm, humane manner. If you don’t agree then regardless of what ever you do you will still get nasty comments.

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          • “I use both methods Claire.”

            Yes, but you’ve only written it the correct way on this website twice now. Prior to that you adamantly defended your belief that it was acceptable to put the dollar sign after the number no matter where it’s being written.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Problem is we don’t give a shit about you emo. we don’t give a shit about your beliefs, we don’t give a shit about your article, we are just answering you because of the good laughs you provide.

            Don’t leave.

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          • Shut the fuck up, Antoine.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Ok, you’re cool Claire but, this is an irrelevant argument. If he wants to put the dollar sign behind the number, then let the moron do it.
            It’s his choice to do so.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            If you don’t give a shit, then you wouldn’t have answered at all. But secretly, you’re scared that my articles are going to come up and you are going to be faced with the truth. You hide behind your lies to hide from reality. Pretty soon, it’s going to catch up with you. You can’t hide forever.

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          • Hypocrite.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            That was not Hypocritical. You obviously don’t know the definition of Hypocrite so I will provide it.

            hyp·o·crite   /ˈhɪpəkrɪt/ Show Spelled[hip-uh-krit]noun
            1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
            2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

            Not me.

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        • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

          yes you did.

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      • you would know how to spell herpies, wouldn’t you? since all emos commit fornication by age 12 on average according to the World Census.

        This article is wrong. God is punishing Beersak and any parent who supports an emo-child is a sinner and hellbound.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          I would because they teach about it in school. It’s called sex education. It’s the awareness that you must be careful so that you don’t get STD’s. I don’t have any. I’m clean. And NO my article is RIGHT. I am RIGHT almost 99% of the time. Unless I try to argue a point that I don’t know about. This is a topic that I know about.
          And World Census says nothing about emo’s. You’re wrong. NOT all EMO’S HAVE SEX by age 12. World Census just monitors the population number. THAT’S ABOUT IT!!
          Your “GOD” is not “PUNNISHING” anyone. I am not a SINNER. I am not “hellbound”

          I actually can’t go to hell anyway. Your “satan” has a restraining order against me!! He’s afraid I’d take over.

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    • I think you spelled it wrong, August. I’m a Christian and I LOVE METAL! (& Post-Hardcore, Hard Rock, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Progressive Metal, Metalcore, Nu-Metal, Dubstep, Hardcore Electronica AND MUCH MORE)

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  • Finally an article that is full of facts. :) Thank you xXEmo_PagenXx :) . And no grammar mistakes or or spelling errors.

    A true show of journalistic skills. :) wish I could write an article… <<

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    • Sorry, I meant xXEmo_PaganXx error on my part.

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      • Hypocrisy is a sign of sin.

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        • And when the fuck was I being a hypocrite?

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          • Finally free of spelling errors! (Then proceeds to spell pagan wrong). Probably busy self gratifying-easy to make typos with only one free hand.

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          • That makes absolutely no sense at all…

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Yes Hypocrisy is a sign of a sin. Obaminable would know all about that since he commit’s this sin everytime he gets on this website. He also commits pride, greed, and he’s jealous as fuck that I’m right and He’s not. And why the fuck would anyone be masturbating while on your site? That’s a stupid assumption man.

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        • So then I do believe you all are going to hell. You all are hypocrites.

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    • Christian Intellectual

      Journalistic Skills ? Are you crazy or just dumb ?
      This cultist is a terrible writer, if you want to see a real journalist check Dr. Stephenson Billings.

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      • Stephenson Billings beats and molests little children. He’s not a journalist and neither are you or that Hag called Susan.

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        • Christian Intellectual

          The only truth in your stupid comment is that i am not a journalist, everything else sounds like the mad ramblings of a satanic anal heroin addict.

          Both Dr. Billings and Sister Susan are world renown award winning journalists.

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          • Billings is a pedophile, he even said so himself.

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          • Lawrence, you don’t know anything. You have successfully proved that hundreds of times here.

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          • Lawrence? That’s its name? That is a weird name for a girl.

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          • They like to call it “gender confusion”.

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          • Robert, not everyone claims to be the other gender. We all know you dress in your dead grandmother’s clothing and try to molest children.

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      • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

        EXCUSE ME? I took Journalist classes. I helped run the school news paper. My articles were one of the most popular in the school. I also write plenty of stories. I know what proper grammer is. I HAVE JOURNALISTIC SKILLS. I am what you are. I may be a cultist, but so are you.
        TRUTH: There are christian cults and this is ONE OF THEM. I will show you one of my other articles if you wish. It’s about the bills congress is trying to pass, SOPA and PIPA. I’m glad that they were shut down.

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  • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

    This did not affect my life at all. At least it’s not all lies.

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      ??? Linux, what do you mean? Well, I actually understand why you’d say that. It IS just an article after all.
      You’re still awesome.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        I simply don’t follow these bands.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          I get it, truly, as much as I like the band it’s about, it’s not really for them. Well, I mean it is, but more for the people they affect. There is lessons and logic behind the article if you look closer. It’s for the children that are being tourtured by these people. I see your point though.

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  • Christian Intellectual

    This “article” is Vomit inducing garbage

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    • Just like you Homer. <3

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    • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

      My jizz is vomit inducing garbage.

      But, in all seriousness, this is an actual, well researched article.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        The article has the trerible grammar and lacks sources.

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        • Agreed.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Trerible grammer

            Your statement is invalid.

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          • And Eli can’t web.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I am perfectly happy with my webbing ability. Many linux distros are based completely around the user’s ability to web, such as Chrome OS and JoliCloud.

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          • Then why did you reply to me?

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Because you said something untrue about me…

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        • Are you any better at grammar? By the way, terrible has two Rs, side by side.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Yes that is how i wrote it, it seems like the anal drugs and the Satan worshiping are making you see things that are not there.

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          • You didn’t write terrible right, you dumb fuck. Nikki is the only smart one and is clearly not taking any drugs like you are. Lay off the Meth, seriously… that shit is whack.

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          • You spelled it trerible. Its terrible, dumb fuck.

            And where did the satan worshipping and anal drugs come from, anyway? Last time I checked, I wasn’t doing drugs. Also, I’m atheist. That means that I don’t worship anything, including Satan.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            NikkiBVB: atheism is a form of satanism and please go visit the eye doctor i spelleds trerible correctly.

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          • Atheism is where you don’t believe in anything. Not god or Satan. And I didn’t choose this because I was on drugs, or hypnotized by Andy Biersack ( some shit…) I did my reading on Christianity, and concluded that it’s ridiculous when all the facts are right in front of us. That’s my decision, it wasn’t because of the music that I listen to. Dumb fuck.

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          • I’m not even goIng to comment on the last thing you said. It’s stupid as shit.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Obviously your fallacious “conclusion” was inspired by your lord and master Satan.

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          • Do you not understand what an atheist is ?
            There IS NO SATAN. I don’t believe in SATAN. How could he be my lord and master? I don’t practice any rituals or some that would make people believe that I worship Satan. I have my own body and mind and that is my belief. Don’t twist it into something bad.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          So do yours but that isn’t exactly the point. Is it? What’s important is the fact that you guys are pissed because I actually wrote an article on the TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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      • “My jizz is vomit inducing garbage.”

        You sound as though you speak from experience. Are you Ron Jeremy?

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    • Are you sure you commented on the right article CI? Clearly your name is a mistake if you’re talking about this article.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        L.N. my Christian Intellect is beyond your comprehension.

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        • Well, you ARE incredibly retarded, I’ll give you THAT much.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Your comprehension? WOW! I haven’t had that good of a laugh since I was 9 years old!!
          What a joke!!
          Loser!!

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  • They are just letting any horrible article slitp thru arent they. Typical emos drivel.

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    • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

      You are a Christsexual conservagay.

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      • So you admit gay is a bad thing?

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        • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

          No, I am parodying your homophobic behavior.

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          • And you hate us….

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I do.

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          • Let’s be honest, August. Everyone hates you guys.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I think he’s adorable. With his casual racism and whatnot…

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Nikki, God loves Christwire and that is all that matters.

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          • We are blessed CI.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist – Um…well you keep on thinking thats adorable and everything but it annoys the shit out of me…:)
            Christian Intellectual – If there is a god and he is the god of love, he would be ashamed of this stupid, satrical website. But another point of view, he would actually love Christwire. It suits his cruelity, prejudices, homophobia, and thirst for blood. Haha.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Fuck God. Fuck Jesus. Fuck Christianity.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            If your “GOD” loved you, he would protect your site from people like us. We are here, therefore, he doesn’t.

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          • Actually, there is a single button that can you make you go away forever, we chose not to push it.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Yes, without us this site is boring as fuck. Us, with our silly accentric personalities: my linux using, Odd’s bestiality, how you guys make fun of emopegans religion. It’s hilarious.

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          • Actually, site metrics show a slight decline in views when you post. You bore our readers. With odd, they do go up a little bit.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I do not care.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Actually, it’s just you.
            And you say you choose not to press it. Truthfully, it wouldn’t stop me from comming back. Simply because you can delete the profile, but not the person.
            Now why don’t you choose to push it? Do I amuse you? Am I really that funny?

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    • If they are letting articles being posted on this site, then where the hell are all my articles about Andy Biersack and Juliet Simms?

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      • I’m sorry, in your case we got letters from attorneys for both Andy Biersack and Juliet Simms threatening to file an injunction if we posted your articles. If your mailing address was on file, legal would have sent you certified copies.

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        • Ah, you know they don’t really care about this shit of a website. It’s the fans that care.

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          • Actually, they have contacted us several times. A publisher even asked for an advance signed copy of the book. They didn’t like you articles one bit (at least their lawyers or publicist didn’t)

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          • Emo drivil, at that.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            The didn’t. There is no way anyone cares enough about your fake little cult.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Well they’d like mine atleast. You know why? BECAUSE I WROTE THE TRUTH!!!!

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      • Christian Intellectual

        This is a family website, your rape fiction is not appropriate for children.

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        • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

          Half your articles say some shit about making all women/children leave the room…

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        • “your rape fiction is not appropriate for children” then why is all of Billings and Slutty Susan’s articles still up? Please explain that to me… oh wait! You cant.

          And if this was a “family site” as you claim it is, then why do you members of Cult Wire always talk about raping little children and saying they’re getting molested. You talk about drugs, prostitution, STDs, under aged sex, being racist, and many more things that are not deemed “family friendly”.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Christwire SAVES families from rape, sex, drugs, cats, the gay, hell, etc.

            The articles prevent those things they DON’T promote them.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Nope. But it is pretty funny.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            “Christwire SAVES families from rape, sex, drugs, cats, the gay, hell, etc.”
            1. Rape happens every day. I don’t think it’s going to stop just because you posted your little lies
            2. Cats are not evil. They are sweet, active animals. Mine is not just a pet. He’s part of the family. Your statement and article is irrelevant.
            3. “The gay”, (meaning gay people?) is not wrong. It’s a choice. A way of life that someone can follow. this does not make them bad. It just makes them different.
            4. All I see your articles doing is condemning to hell. Nothing about saving people from hell. Your statement is irrelevant.
            Basically what I’m saying is YOU FAIL!!

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  • I would like to point out that in its first hour, this article received 89 hits. That is the lowest total yet this year by 3,745. I held the previous low (thanks).

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      It doesn’t matter. My message is out. People can still tweet and share it. It will grow soon enough.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Don’t we have a plagiarism policy on people writing articles that contain greater than 80% content from other authors?

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    • Excellent point, hiring a minority intern has been nothing but problems. But we do get that nice Obama tax break for it.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        Don’t you “own” a Korean and have a Jew manage your taxes?

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        • My Korean handles my computers, the networking,and the business servers. And a hebrew does my taxes. I don’t “own” either.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            You used those exact words. And he isn’t your Korean. He is just a person covering for your stupidity.

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          • I pay him nicley.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Do you…
            so explain this to me again: I know html, JavaScript and a bunch of web-development related shit and I still can’t “web.” You can’t handle setting up a server and you can…

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          • Our severs are complex at home. Just yesterday you posted a link to a youtubes video, again dosent work, you cant web.

            And I pay my korean very nicley.

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          • “Our severs are complex at home”
            Your “severs?” You get on to me about bad spelling yet there you go. Hypocrite.
            I tell you what, I can guaruntee that it’s no more complicated than the computers at Our public library.
            You say it’s complex. I suppose since you couldn’t explain it that it was too complex for your feeble mind to comprehend. It’s understandable. It is very difficult for morons to understand things like this. I commend you for trying.

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          • “And I pay my korean very nicley.”

            Stop saying “my Korean”; he does not belong to you.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Emo wrote ”guaruntee” LOL LOL LOL!

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          • Yeah, probably a little more complex than a library server. Our servers run a HIS, RIS, PACS, DICOM and much more, all are very complicated.

            Claire, he’s my employee and he’s Korean, he doesn’t mind, nor should you.

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          • “Claire, he’s my employee and he’s Korean, he doesn’t mind, nor should you.”

            If he was white would you refer to him as “my Caucasian”?

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          • Calling him Caucasian would be awfully inappropriate. It would also be terribly inaccurate considering his height and his driving skills.

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          • “It would also be terribly inaccurate considering his height and his driving skills.”

            What part of “if he was white” didn’t you get?

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            But calling a Korean your Korean is ok? That racist.
            You are wrong. Guess what race I am. HUMAN. You are human, Linux is human, Claire is human. It doesn’t matter where the person comes from, the blood that runs through our veins is the same!
            This life-blood is what connects human beings to the planet. A planet that we have failed to care for as we were put here for. This is the thing that you have failed to see.
            Your “GOD” loves ALL of his creations. He loves his land, he loves his animals, he loves his humans. We are ALL inter connected. Nothing is more dominant than the other. It’s a cycle, not a social class. THIS is true logic of Mother Earth. This is what you have failed to see.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Your server runs windows. That’s why it’s so complex. If you had an OS that comes with a good scripting language (python?) You could automate everything.
            Oh and he’s not your Korean.

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          • Actually the PACS server requires ms SQL. And the Windows is not the complex part, it’s the PACS. You really don’t understand tech do you?

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          • “You really don’t understand tech do you?”

            Obviously YOU don’t. Why would you need to have “a Korean” if you did?

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          • Claire, you should know what a HIS, RIS and PACS are…. You’re in the industry.

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          • “Claire, you should know what a HIS, RIS and PACS are…. You’re in the industry.”

            Why should I? Don’t I just go to a trade school where all we’re taught is how to clean up after animals?

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          • Thought so.

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          • Too bad you and Adam can never make up your fucking minds about my education. One minute you’re claiming that all I do is clean up dog shit, then next you’re claiming that I know about diagnostic imaging.

            It’s really obnoxious.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Hey asshole, that was sarcasm.
            Foreign language to you isn’t it?

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Claire, that was not towards you. Just that asshole August.

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          • Thanks, Emo :)

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Any time Claire ;)

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    • “Don’t we have a plagiarism policy on people writing articles that contain greater than 80% content from other authors?”

      Apparently you don’t, since Adam’s article on Japan was almost 100% from Wikipedia.

      http://christwire.org/2011/12/was-america-right-to-nuke-japan-during-wwii/

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  • nhiosfofj just a check on something.

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  • Why am I having problems replying? Stupid ChristWire must have a bug of some sort.

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  • The day that ChristWire saves families is the day I go bald… which isn’t any time soon…

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  • While I don’t really care for Biersack and his music, I can say that I read all of that and could not find one grammar mistake. You also gave good factual information. Great article.

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    • “The Pied Piper of Damnation.”

      This was in the second paragraph! If it’s a complete sentence, please diagram it for me or at least point out the predicate.
      I don’t blame you for missing it, though. It’s probably very tough to see let alone read through the eye hole slits of your terrorist mask.

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      • It was a quote from someone. When you quote someone, you want to take it just as it is. And you are one dumb mother fucker if you think I wear this mask when I read something, or do anything else really. And it’s not a terrorist mask.

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        • V could never be a terrorist, he’s too awesome for that :) he tries to educate people, not kill them…

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          • Didn’t he try to run a train through parliment?

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            He’s not a terrorist. He’s actually an ACTIVIST. He was just working for the good of the people. Terrorism is actually were they work to go against the country. So terrorism is actually irrelevent when we are talking about V.
            THANKYOU!!

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      Thanks Chef Philip. I know you don’t really care for Biersack but it’s the thought that counts right? I wrote it and spell checked it as much as I could untill I saw that it was fit to post. I know that there are still missing pieces but please, bear with me. I am willing to answer questions.

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    LIZARDS AND GERBILS!!! PRESENTING THE GLORIOUS AUTHOR OF THIS ARTICLE: XxEmo_PaganxX!!!!!
    I hope all you enjoyed seeing the TRUTH!!! You are COMPLETELY WELCOME. I have to say that yes, there are mistakes and left out stuff but if you have any RELEVANT questions about the article, I will be happy to answer them!! (no autographs please)

    :) :):):):):)

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    Blanche, don’t be such a sore loser.

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  • JamesAlistairHudson JamesAlistairHudson

    Really fucking good article :D too bad those christwire admin fucks are too stupid to see its value but thats cus their heads are all up each others asses anyways XD
    Nice article though.(:

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    • Thank you very much!!
      This is not the only time I will speak out for the sake of truth!! My brothers and sisters in arms, stand with me and show this Christian cult the error of their ways!!
      FIGHT FOR TRUTH OF EVERYTHING!!!

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      • JamesAlistairHudson JamesAlistairHudson

        Cheers! *raises glass*
        :) -*

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        I actually printed this so I could wipe my butt in the outdoors cabin near my farm next time I take a shit.

        Thank you for the article.

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        • I received the chrisTwire print edition this morning. I removed this page before taking it to the high school library.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Good for you. That doesn’t stop it from being on the internet. once it’s out, people talk. That’s how it works.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            And another thing, why would you take it out? You could teach the students about how people oppose your belief system.
            Wait, you can’t do that can you?
            Could it be that there are actually people who question you?
            OMG!!! You’re afraid that the people who question are going to rise up and call you out like the liar you are!! Wow. This is too much. Fear is an amazing motivator. Especially for morons like you. LOL

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Ooookay, what ever gets you off honey. But remember this. Paper cuts on your ass hole will probably get infected from being surrounded by feces all the time.
          And one more thing, Wiping your ass with it printed on a piece of paper is not going to affect the quality of the truth. Your actions will leave you with nothing but a shit-covered paper in your hand. It won’t be a victory. Hell, this isn’t even insulting. This statement does nothing to hinder my truth. THE truth.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            You would know right? you dirty birdy.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Dirty birdy? WTF?
            Well, any how, I wouldn’t know personally. That’s just common sense from examining the fact that if an open wound is near decay, most likely an infection is bound to happen because of the bacteria near the decay. Feces is an example of decay. Duh. Don’t you know anything about biology and physical science and everything like that?

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            No, you admitted your asshole was infected from rubbing it on sand paper, im concerned for you now emo…

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            I said nothing like that. If I admitted that, I would have said something to that effect but I didn’t. So your statement is irrelevant.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            You shouldn’t be concerned for someone who is perfectly fine. Be concerned for someone who isn’t, like someone like your self.

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    ALRIGHT THAT’S IT!!
    If you have a problem with my article, then prove me wrong. Take something from the article and prove it wrong with logic!!!
    C’mon!! Hit me!!

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      And to repeat one of my previous comments,
      Guess what race I am. HUMAN. You are human, Linux is human, Claire is human. It doesn’t matter where the person comes from, the blood that runs through our veins is the same!
      This life-blood is what connects human beings to the planet. A planet that we have failed to care for as we were put here for. This is the thing that you have failed to see.
      Your “GOD” loves ALL of his creations. He loves his land, he loves his animals, he loves his humans. We are ALL inter connected. Nothing is more dominant than the other. It’s a cycle, not a social class. THIS is true logic of Mother Earth. This is what you have failed to see.

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        Oh all right il bite.

        Animism is the most primitive form of religion.
        In this order: Animism, polytheism and monotheism.

        A form of Animism is what you are depicting here.

        I would recommend you read The Golden Bough, by J.G. Frazer,I think it would help you sort a few things out in your life.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Oh, and I suppose that you’re religion is divine?
          And for your information, it’s not “primitive” There are still plenty of people that follow it. Now, give me something that’s actually relevant.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            And another thing, my life is plenty sorted. In fact, I’m perfect. The person who needs to sort out their life is you!

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          • “In fact, I’m perfect”

            Gave me a noser.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Im sorry emo, I’m trying to be nice, you seem like a sweet little girl by your picture. It’s a fact, the pagan religion is in the order of things a primitive religion, it’s an outdated religion, sure a number of tribes still display animism in some parts of the world but its old, outdated and useless in modern societies. This is the evolution of spiritual beliefs amongst humans, in this order: Animism-polytheism-monotheism.

            I’m sure you think it’s hip and cool to think you are a pagan (minus the brutal human sacrifices by the way) But I just think you should get your facts straight.
            All the best.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            August, I said I’m perfect. I meant that I’m all right. I don’t need to sort anything out. Stop being an asshole.

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          • Please don’t use that “a$$h*le” word, its offensive to gays. And I am being nice. I’ve commented on your article many times, I even liked it on facebook .

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Antoine, Pagan/Wicca is not a “primitive, outdated religion.” With your comment, you make it sound as if My religion is out dated, then yours will be too.
            If not, then Paganism is just as prominant. Animism is just one PART of the religion and it’s not outdated. If Animism is outdated, then the planet is too. It’s not. Animism and Polytheism go hand in hand and they are not outdated.
            I don’t THINK I’m Pagan. I AM PAGAN.
            Another thing Antoine, Pagans do not do “brutal human sacrifices.” If I must, I will post it again. As many times as I need to.
            In our creed, it mentions this:
            “Do what ye will, but let it harm none, so mote it be.”
            I CANNOT harm a living being. It is against my religion. My way of life.
            My facts are straight.
            You are the one who needs to get your facts strait Antoine. Listen to me. If you do not know anything about my religion, then don’t argue that I am wrong about it.

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          • “Please don’t use that “a$$h*le” word, its offensive to gays.”

            1. Since when do you care about the feelings of gay people?
            2. The word “asshole” is not offensive to gays

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          • Yes, there’s often does not work because of all the misuse. So they have to wear adult diapers.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Emo, let me quote this: ”Human sacrifice is the act of killing one or more human beings as part of a ….. Sacrifices to pagan gods, along with paganism itself, were banned … etc etc”

            I think you need some basic info about the evolution of religious beliefs, Pagan religions are outdated because they are from the most primitive forms of animism.

            I think its better in this modern world to let go of outdated and dangerous beliefs, we are not cave men, we can think rationnaly, you should try that sometimes…

            No matter how hip and cool thinking one is a ”pagan” is, one should always remember the brutal murders, the heads chopped off, the blood of young lives wasted on the altar of a stone statues of a false gods..

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice

            Pagans do sacrifice humans.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            What the fuck are you talking about?

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          • “Yes, there’s often does not work because of all the misuse.”

            Wrong form of there/their/they’re. Can you guess which one of those belongs in that sentence? If you can you’ll get a gold star, little boy.

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          • The middle one? Thanks for pointing out the phone autocorrect error. Maybe you should contact the company. You obviously have nothing better to do.

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          • If you actually knew the answer you wouldn’t have put a question mark at the end.

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          • I am busted!

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        • Hubner, Hubner, Hubner…How many times must we say this? Atheism is NOT a religion.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            We are not talking about atheism….

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          • Fuck, the text on my iPhone is hard to read. I thought you said Atheism instead of Animism.

            Anyway, you guys worship an invisible man in the sky who you believe will punish you if you do wrong by him. That sounds primitive to me.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Apologies accepted. :)

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          • Ok, I will apologize for my mistake.

            I’m surprised you ignored my “you religion is primitive” statement.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            She wasn’t apologising Antoine. and OddAthiest, please, help me convince these ASSHOLES that they need to shut the hell up if they don’t know anything about the subject that is being argued.
            They know nothing about my religion, there fore they cannot tell me I’m wrong. Unless they do research, then they cannot tell me I’m wrong.
            Oh and btw, Antoine, do me a favor, when you do the research, Don’t type in Satanic. Type in Pagan. Trust me, they are not the same thing. In fact, I will give you a link to a reliable article that is true about BOTH religions!!
            Satanism:
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism
            Pagan:
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopaganism
            Read up buddy!!

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            He HE!!!!
            IT
            WHATEVER!!
            Jeeze, I amaze myself sometimes.
            Anyway, so you decided to apologize anyway. Oh well. SORRY!!
            Much luv OddAthiest!!

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          • Wikipedia isn’t research. Anyone can put whatever they want.

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          • While I don’t know much about BVB or Pagans, I feel confident I can stand my ground with these idiots.

            Also, just because I’m positive you didn’t know. I’m a guy.

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          • “Wikipedia isn’t research. Anyone can put whatever they want.”

            Then why did Adam take 90% of his “article” on Japan from Wikipedia?

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          • Oh yeah, and just above Antoine cited Wikipedia.

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          • Claire, Wikipedia took it from a paper adam wrote a long time ago.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            You seem to get most of your information there. But fine, if you want to be a hard-ass, then I’ll help you with OTHER WEBSITES.
            Satanism:
            http://www.gotquestions.org/satanism.html
            Paganism:
            http://isle-of-avalon.com/pagan.htm
            Read. Them.

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          • Oh, you did know I was a guy…Don’t you just hate typos?

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          • Seriously? Do you SERIOUSLY think I’m going to buy that?

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Yeah, I do hate typos. sorry OddAtheist. I also spelled your name wrong too. I’m getting typos alot today. It’s weird. I’m getting too hasty with my typing.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Also mass murderer nazi Heinrich Himmler was a pagan.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_aspects_of_Nazism

            ”Nazism was a “pagan” or a secular movement”

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          • Oh look, a Wikipedia page. Such reliability…Bravo Hubner, bravo Hubner.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Wiki is no problem when the sources are O.K.

            Are you also a pagan odd?

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          • Let’s see, my name is OddATHEIST. Do you think I’m Pagan?

            Wikipedia is NEVER a valid source. You can’t have a double standard just to poorly protect yourself

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Its not wikipedia its the sources in wikipedia that matter you imbecile.

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          • Then why not actually post one of the sources and not the actual Wikipedia entry?

            Or better yet, why not use your “blessed” Bing and do some damn research instead of taking the lazy man’s way of using Wikipedia.

            Hell, in my highschool if you cited Wikipedia as a source you’d get an automatic F.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            I never cite wikipedia in serious works, only over the internet because it is well vulgarised for lay use.

            By the way, you are still in high school at 19???

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          • I was referring to the highschool I had graduated from. So no, I’m not still in highschool.

            It dosen’t matter where you use it, Wikipedia is not a valid source.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            I think you are still in high school at 19, ONE MORE FOR THE SHORT BUS.

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          • Bitch I graduated 2 years ago. Stop being a fucking idiot and use your brain for once

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          • Don’t listen to him OddAtheist, he’s turning to insults because he can’t prove you wrong. This just shows that he hides his insecurities behind his lies and insults.

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    We are a new people
    We are an old people
    We are the same people
    Stronger than before

    A pagan saying that is truth

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    • Sounds like some indian drivel.

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        Sounds like something from a Hitler youth parade.

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        • Emos, hiler youth, same thing, new name..
          “BVB Army” hahahahaha

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            ROFL!

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Emos and “hitler youth” are not the same thing. If they were, this country would be overrun by nazis. Emos are not nazis. In fact, nazis liked Blonde hair, blue eyes. Anything else was considered impure. Almost all emo kids like black hair and dark eyes. completely oposite really. Infact, Nazis and Emos have nothing to do with each other. This is why I keep telling you that you don’t know about.

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          • Ironic, because having blonde hair blue eyes is a genetic mutation.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            LOL, actually, that is something I did NOT know. So everyone was actually meant to have dark hair and dark eyes? That’s interesting!! Thanks Guy!! You’re awesome!!

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            The Hitler Youth tended to have better manners .. :/

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          • Except, you know, when it came to Jews. You and they aren’t so different after all Christwire!

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          • I have good manners asshole. I just choose not to use them because you’re not.

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          • Me or him? That comment was directed to Hubner.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            ALL OF CHRISTWIRE!!
            DUH.
            Guy, I would never say such a thing to you. You are my brother in arms.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Oh yeah, and your other link about Nazism is also irrelevant. It’s from wikipedia.
          What did you say?
          Umm it was more along the lines of “Wikipedia is not research. Anyone can post what they want.”
          In effect, I’m not convinced.
          I will speak to you all tomorrow. I have to go home and do HOMEWORK. You know, the thing that we smart kids do.

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      • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

        You don’t even know the meaning of the saying so shut the hell up you asshole.

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    Pagans DO NOT DO SACRIFICE OF ANY SORT!! We do NOT harm living things!!!! Hubner, the link you posted is irrelevant because it says nothing about us pagans doing HUMAN SACRIFICE. It’s wrong, immoral, and plain sick. That is that!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

      ”PART II ANCIENT (AND NOT SO ANCIENT) PAGANS AND HUMAN SACRIFICE

      Neopagans call themselves such to avoid being linked with the dark actions of Pagans in ancient times. Yet at the same time, any Christian alive today is as guilty of the Inquisititon or the Salem Witch Trials as someone who lives centuires ago.

      What evidence do we have that such sacrifices actually took place and isn’t alleged “xtian” propaganda to slander Wicca? For one thing, the ancient mummified corpses of men, carefully preserved in the English peat known as the “bog men” of England, were the victims of ritual pagan sacrifice!”

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      • Oh, I suppose you’re the EXPERT ON THESE THINGS AS YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT PAGANS!! Listen dude, Unless you’ve been down that road, or have done some serious research, don’t tell me what I already know is wrong. Just shut up before you say something that embarrasses you.

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    • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

      Do you even know what Paganism is, XxSlovenly_LesbianxX?

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      • Umm, First off, that’s not my name. Seccond off, duh, of course I know what Paganism is. I am pagan. I would not follow something I know nothing about, I’m not the type to put blind faith in something like you.

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        • Firstly, a real Pagan would know that human and animal sacrifice is a relatively common thread among the many strands of Paganism.

          Secondly, a real Pagan would be a little more specific than just declaring that they are a Pagan. That would be like me labling myself a theist – yes I am a theist, but I am more specifically a Christian.

          The Pagan label is so hopelessly vague as to be effectively meaningless.

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          • Ok, I told you my wiccan/pagan creed. How much more specific can you get. I AM A REAL PAGAN. I know that human and animal sacrifice is NOT a common thread among the “many strands of Paganism.” In fact, did you know that christians used to do animal sacrifice? OMG, Out smarted once again.
            Now, stop making assumptions and do some fucking research. I posted some fucking websites. READ THEM!!

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  • DOWN WITH THE HERETICS AND THEIR FALSE IDOLS! PRAISE THE NINE!

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  • Iza Izza emobitch

    @XxEmo_PaganxX

    do u have facebook????
    maybe we can chat sometimes?
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002151083589
    (my profile)

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  • Why are ignorant angst filled middle schoolers allowed to post articles on this site?

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    • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

      Because its ”cool” to be a pagan.

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      • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

        I’m not pagan because I think it’s “cool”
        I’m pagan because I truly believe in this. I’m pagan because I know for damned sure I’m not going to “go to hell” just because I kissed a girl. I’m pagan because It works. It’s something your feeble, one track mind couldn’t possible comprehend.

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        • Did you like? Does your boyfriend mind it? (Not trying to be a dick, just couldn’t resist.)

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            LOL, at the time I was actually dating the girl. I didn’t have a boyfriend. LOL. And my current boyfriend thinks it’s cool that I know what it’s like “on both sides of the fence.” Y’know what I mean? lol

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          • Yes and No. I know why he’s okay with that because he’s a guy and so am I. No, because I am single, and never have had a girlfriend. But I do not fret. For Mother Mara shall send me the woman I desire when the time comes.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            Actually, he’s not that type of guy. I can’t be all over girls and still date him. He sees it as just the same as cheating on him with another guy. I’m okay with this, naturally.

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        • Pagans are bad asses. Multiple gods fucking rock.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            I wouldn’t say that we’re badasses. In fact, most of us like to keep to the coven. Multiple gods do fucking rock though. Makes a hell of a lot more sense too.

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          • It keeps balance in the world.

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          • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

            EXACTLY!!
            Your eyes are open to the world Guy. That is a gift that most don’t accept. You are truly special.

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      • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

        And another thing, I don’t think that ,my article says anything about being pagan is absolute, simply because christian isn’t absolute either. Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, every seccond. A concept that is lost on people like you.

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    • JamesAlistairHudson JamesAlistairHudson

      The “ignorant angst filled middle schooler” to whom you refer is in fact a very intelligent girl who took the time to research, write, and present an article on this website that quite honestly outshines any other article up here. Some of the people who post on here could learn a thing or two from her.

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      • This is a website full of witty satirical pieces.

        Some are hit and miss but many of them are masterfully crafted humour.

        The people who lack intelligence are the collection of misfit teenage emo children who actually take it all seriously and fail to see the underlying message in the articles, which is that christians can be a bit wacky sometimes.

        The amount of stupidity that can be found on this site is staggering, and most of it comes from the raging idiots who take it all so personally.

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        • JamesAlistairHudson JamesAlistairHudson

          No one takes it personally. We’re just acting that way(:

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Screw you evan. Masterfully crafted humor? You’re really funny. If you met me in person, you wouldn’t say that. In fact, you’d stop being an ass and start agreeing with me. Simply because I’m RIGHT.

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  • Andy Biersack Andy Biersack

    I rather break all my bones to see if i’ll live because im that dareing to :D

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  • FUN FACTS TIME!!!

    paganism/wiccan….was actually the religion that catholics and christians rooted from….just an fyi.. lol XD

    the first exorcism done by a catholic priest was done with a pagan ritual… and they still use some parts of that ritual today cx

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      You tell’em girl!!! Keep talking!! These assholes definitely DON’T know anything. They can’t tell me anything that’s true about my religion. All they can tell me is that I’m wrong about the “sacrifice” thing. Even though we don’t do it. I have posted my creed over a hundred times and It’s like they don’t even read it. I’ve said this once and I will say it again. It’s against my religion to harm any living thing unless it’s part of the cycle. (which is killing a rabbit so I can have food for a day, but humans don’t even do that anymore.)

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  • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

    And I have another thing to say. Saying that our life-blood ties us to mother earth is not “Anemism” anyway. If it were, then you would follow it too. Simply because the bible says the same thing I was saying. Just worded differently. For example:

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
    002: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    003: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
    004: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
    005: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
    006: And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
    007: And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
    008: And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
    009: And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
    010: And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
    011: And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
    012: And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
    013: And the evening and the morning were the third day.
    014: And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
    015: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
    016: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
    017: And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
    018: And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
    019: And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
    020: And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
    021: And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
    022: And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
    023: And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
    024: And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
    025: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
    026: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
    027: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

    And another thing, the pastors explain how you christians believe it happened.

    “And god spit in his hands, he took some mud and he made man. He named that man Adam. Adam needed companionship and so god took one of his ribs and with that, he fashioned a woman. He named her Eve.”

    That is how I know that what I said is not “Anemism”
    That is truth. It’s from your own fucking bible. If you say that I am wrong then you don’t really believe in your own bible.

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  • There is a difference between Religion and Morality that you seem to not see.

    1. Religion is doing what you’re told whether or not it is right.
    2. Morality is doing what is right whether or not you are told to do so.
    Of course, what you are doing is not right. You judge everyone but your selves, yet cry every time you are judged. To quote a one Jesus of Nazareth, “Judge not less ye be judged.”

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      Guy, THANKYOU!!
      And another thing the bible says is as follows:
      “Before you can remove the speck in your brother’s eye, you must remove the log in your own.”
      You clearly don’t read the bible if you get the meaning of this wrong.

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