Another Tebow Miracle: The 80-Yard Touchdown that Silenced Atheists, Bill Maher Shoves Foot in His Fat Porkbelly Mouth
FOR IT IS WRITTEN:
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his ONLY forgotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, shall not perish but have ever lasting life!
Read those words are weep heathen atheist Sodomites! You are the musk of Gomorrah! The day shall come when you realize there is a God and he has set the thermometer to hell to Roast Atheist For All Time degrees, Fahrenheit!
Only hours ago, I sat in my local bar and took a deep chug of holy whiskey as I watched what I knew would happen. Tebow unleashed the power of God to win yet another game in dramatic fashion!
In a stunning comeback victory that upset the thousands of atheists nationwide, Tebow threw a pass upon the zephyrs of a wind created by the gentle beats of an angel’s wings and that pass gently nestled into the warm, waiting hads of Demaryius Thomas. That pass destroyed the hopes of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Then to top it all off, Tebow through for 316 yards! It was a message from God! 316 symbolizes John 3:16!
Bird-like comedian Bill Maher has foot-in-mouth disease tonight, after a nasty twitter rant where Maher verbally attacked Tebow and all Christians implying the end of year loses by Tebow’s Broncos were further proof of God’s indinivity and even worse, that the NFL was not a Christian orginization.
Bill Maher, why aren’t you flapping your beak now! Tim Tebow’s holiness was doubted for three games, the same day and nights Satan squealed with delight when he thought he finished off our Lord and Savior some 2000 years ago.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
1:10 am
It’s still a sin to play the game! With all the homosexual touching and the touching of pig skin.
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1:15 am
We play football. You should come watch our annual East West football classic. The West has won 2 years straight. Last year Billings was travelling and had to miss the game.
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1:16 am
You completely missed the point of what I said. They are touching pig skin. That is a sin.
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10:38 am
If I touch a skinny pig, is that also a sin?
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11:05 pm
Depends on where you touch it ..
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2:36 am
Football sucks
I don’t see what else needs to Be said on this subject
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3:59 am
An atheist starts a sentence with, “I don’t see.”
Excuse me if I’m not surprised.
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9:33 am
You took that one little piece from the whole sentence, why don’t you try actually reading te WHOLE sentence
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9:41 pm
I thought Elway had a car lot.
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