What happens when you mix black magic with red-headed Celtric druidism?
Blake Griffin looks like a giant leprechaun summoned by deep dark African black magic and you can tell that is what that slam dunk is all about. A normal man like the legendary Vlade Divac would have simply flopped to the ground and taken his chance at the free throw line. But Blake Griffin gets bumped, in the air, by another player and defies the laws of gravity!
Look at that clip again, my friends. Blake Griffin can be seen after his body is bumped, not going down like a normal human. Somehow he levitates and rises higher! That is impossible without the help of a supernatural power. It just cannot happen.
This is the second time this week I’ve seen evidence of devil deal making in the NBA. Don’t think I’m not writing a letter to David Stern, demanding the NBA shut down and the owners put these devil showoffs in their place. You did not see these things back in the good days of Pistol Pete, Bill Lambier and Bob Petit. Did you ever see Bob Cousey doing demonic things like this?
Even only 20 or 30 years ago, when greats like Danny Ainge, Dan Majerle or the unforgettable Kurt Rambis were on the floor, this type of black magic was not allowed. But now it’s a nightly thing. Let’s get this Blake Griffin child tested for steroids and see his religious history. I bet it is all tainted!