• Bruce Danus: A Real American Hero Like George W. Bush

    January 26, 2012 11:36 pm 179 comments

    It was a quiet and calm Wednesday evening, but things suddenly took a turn towards the dangerous.  I was out walking my “African-American” Labrador Retriever earlier this evening, and while he was doing his sinful and stinky business, I watched a crowded bus drive past us.  A minute later, a Muslim Terrorist came up to me while my dog was still laying out a giant sin pile, and he asked me if the bus had come yet.  Fearing for my life like any normal person would in this situation, I placed my own personal safety aside and did my God-fearing duty as an American citizen.  I told him “No, I think it comes in 10 minutes”.  I am pleased to announce that the bus which had passed by earlier, was the last bus of the evening.  I personally saved millions of lives today by stopping this dirty-bombing terrorist from catching a bus!!!  What have you done for Jesus and America today, Liberals???  I mean, other than this:  http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mayor-blasted-taco-comment-amid-bias-probe-15445120

     

    I hope you all have a safe and Christ-filled day.  You can enjoy breathing for another day thanks to my heroic efforts today.  You can all thank me in the comments.

     

    A crowded Portland bus

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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