It was a quiet and calm Wednesday evening, but things suddenly took a turn towards the dangerous. I was out walking my “African-American” Labrador Retriever earlier this evening, and while he was doing his sinful and stinky business, I watched a crowded bus drive past us. A minute later, a Muslim Terrorist came up to me while my dog was still laying out a giant sin pile, and he asked me if the bus had come yet. Fearing for my life like any normal person would in this situation, I placed my own personal safety aside and did my God-fearing duty as an American citizen. I told him “No, I think it comes in 10 minutes”. I am pleased to announce that the bus which had passed by earlier, was the last bus of the evening. I personally saved millions of lives today by stopping this dirty-bombing terrorist from catching a bus!!! What have you done for Jesus and America today, Liberals??? I mean, other than this: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mayor-blasted-taco-comment-amid-bias-probe-15445120
I hope you all have a safe and Christ-filled day. You can enjoy breathing for another day thanks to my heroic efforts today. You can all thank me in the comments.