Can a Return To Whaling Restore the American Economy?

Senator August Weisz
• ChristWire
January 31, 2012 12:22 am200 comments

(chrisTwire)—Last week, President Obama gave his annual state of the union address. In it he admitted economic failures yet placed most of the blame on others. He laid out a roadmap for the future that includes no more handouts and increased economic fairness. While his roadmap included no real new ideas, we do admit that blaming him for his failures does America no long term good, and if we want to make our land great once again, we must have a positive and workable agenda of our own to promote.
So, in looking for a plan to save America, conservatives must ask ourselves what worked before and what caused our failures? Because only with a look back to better more prosperous times can we (and we must) make the failures of yesterday work again.

What are America’s Needs?
In looking for a solution for our problems we must look at what America needs out of its Economy. The basic needs boil down to four basic categories which are: Jobs, Energy, National Security and Food. In today’s fast pace world we need a single solution that addresses all of these categories simultaneously. So what can feed our poor, provide energy, reduce our dependence in foreign imports and create jobs all in one fell swoop?

Whaling
Whaling is currently prohibited by the 1986 whaling ban instituted by the International Whaling Commission. Currently, Norway, Iceland, and Japan are asking for the ban to be rescinded or they may not honor the ban if their request is ignored. America is a private country, with its own constitution and our own right to do what is in our best interest. It is time for America to reject the authority of foreign multinational organizations and take our economy into our own hands. We need to unilaterally break any and all whaling prohibitions immediately.

Whaling is a multipurpose solution. The average weight of a whale is 50 tons. In that immense mass is both food and oil. Food that can feed our people and fuel that can heat our homes and power our cars. In addition to food and fuel, massive economic injectors will be realized as we go to a whaling based economy. Besides the obvious jobs for the whalers themselves we will need engineers to redesign and retrofit combustion engines to handle the new fuel, refineries will need to be built and operated, whaling technology will be a new field requiring a new generation of college educated individuals. These are just some of the hundreds of new career fields which will be available to the American work force.

A Renewable Resource
Unlike wind and solar, whaling is a renewable resource. The more whales harvested, the more will grow back. When a population of a species is reduced, its food supply becomes plentiful, causing a faster regrowth of the species in question. We can leverage this biological science with technology that allows for whale farming and genetic modifications to increase the harvest yield.
Liberals have long touted the legalization and cultivation of hemp as the answer to Americas woes. They say it makes good rope. Unfortunately, America does not need rope, it needs energy and jobs. Whaling is also far Less dangerous than Hemp and its byproducts.

A Technical and Cultural Boon for us and the Third World
Using modern methods currently over 45% of the whales mass can be used. That’s a huge return on investment. However, if we divert federal research funding that goes into solar power to whales, we could in our lifetime be able to use over 57% of a whale. In addition, new cultural opportunities will be realized such as a whaling version of deadliest catch can appeal to minorities and the poor. Undesirable byproduct could be sold to Mexico and other poor counties so that they could be used for inexpensive slurry or be used in inexpensive housing.
Other products such as perfume come from whales. Whale bones can be used to make dice, piano keys, and can be cut into measured timber (lumber) replacements.

Whale bone can also make a fine reusable plastic like material. Baleen comes from whales and it is tough yet flexible, it could be used in a number of practical applications. The comparison to plastic is apt. Think of common items which today might be made of plastic, and it’s likely that similar items in the 1800s would have been made of whalebone.

National Security, Reducing our Dependence on Foreign Oil
One of the biggest problems with our current energy policy is we buy oil from the Middle East. Not only does this remove Money from America, but it puts money in the hands of terrorists. Whales are free. They are a natural gift from the creator. By cutting of monetary supplies to the middle east we can watch them crumble apart and degrade back into whatever they want to be. They don’t want us, and we don’t want them. It’s a win-win.

Environmental Impact
Whales consume oxygen and expel Carbon Dioxide a greenhouse gas. Reducing the amount of CO2 emissions from whales is a goal that extreme liberals can even get behind. Even the Obama administration has gotten behind our efforts and has come out in support of a vote to legalize whaling.

An End to Unemployment Forever?
Thanks to a generous grant from the foundation for a better tomorrow, we conducted a study about job creation with whaling.


There are currently 13.1 Million unemployed Americans and whaling can create 14.3 Million jobs in 72 months. We may actually have to import some labor.

We must act soon…. For America.

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.MA

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200 Comments

  • Finally my old lamps would work again!

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    A lot of perfumes used whale vomit in the 1800′s. They aren’t available today. I think since the pipeline didn’t go through, it is important to do something for American jobs. We could hire those Deadliest Catch people to clear out the Sea Shepherd. I’ve often thought about who would win that battle.

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    • rednecks always win out over hippies!

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    • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

      Yeah, as if. The Red Necks and Hippies are working together. Not to do stupid shit like this. Shut up Na Hullo!!

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      • Why dont you go make sure youve got your crayons and your lunchable in your backpack before you get on the bus.

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        • Why don you make sure you have your helmet before getting on yours Na hullo. It would be horrible to hear about more deaths if your short bus crashed too.
          Don’t treat me like a kid, you don’t even know me. How about you go get shit-faced and get hit by a car stupid Na hullo.

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        • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

          The short bus!

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  • This is horrible most whales are already endangered from illegal whaling making it legal would make them extinct. Whales do not produce enough oil to be efficient and whaling would not create that many jobs, people don’t want to take whaling jobs because they are awful people want good jobs not terrible ones. Oil bought from the middle doesn’t go to terrorists it goes to OPEC. and by lowering the population so food is available only works if the problem is lack of food. Whales don’t have a lack of food right now the reason there are so few is that they don’t reproduce quickly enough for the rate at which they are being hunted. Killing some of the population off so food is more available helps certain animals like deer. But for whales, they dont breed fast enough for that to work. If this happened there would be many jobs created but few who want them, we would not have enough oil to make any real difference, and the whale would be extinct within several years.

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    • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

      I refuse to read any propaganda a commie pinko posts. Lenin was PROVEN to be an incarnation of Satan, yet you still worship him! More proof that Athiests and Satanists are one and the same

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      • hahhahahah you cant even prove satan exists nevertheless prove lenin was a incarnation of him. Also i don’t believe in satanism so there full assurance from a real atheist.

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        • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

          Satan works in LIES and DECEIT. I will not trust anything one of his brainwashed followers has to say. I will pray for your soul and that it is one day cleansed of his darkness

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    • Is there even an American word in this 3000 page comment??? This is why America is losing to the Muslim Terrorists, Blacks and Illegal Mexicans still…

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      • Pebrocks We Are Legion

        First, you can’t count. Second, you can’t read. Every single word H.A said was English. And “American” is not a language.

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        • LIES AND DECEIT!!! “American” is what we speak here in America. We used to speak “British” when God’s Country was founded, but moved to a better, more acceptable language called “American”. Why is this so difficult for you foreign demons to accept???

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            Why is it only you cultwire think “American” a language? And I’m not foreign sadly. Born and raised in America, where we speak ENGLISH.

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          • More lies??? You can’t be from America since you cannot even write a proper paragraph in “American”!!! You are a racist, sir!!!

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          • That wasn’t racist Na Hullo!! We are NOT speaking “american.” In case you haven’t noticed You NA HULLOS came from england, thus the name of your language (which you forced onto my people) English. Learn some history!!
            I was born and raised in America. Hell, I’ve only been outside of the state of Oklahoma a few times. Never outside of the country. Don’t be a racist asshole Na hullo!!

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          • I didnt come from England I was born in Texas.

            Hey try going “oooooooooooo” and then hitting your mouth with the palm of your hand really fast.

            Ooh boo boo boo boo boo !!

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          • No but your ancesters did. Mine didn’t. My people were perfectly fine untill You Na hullos came. And lay off the Native American Jokes. You don’t want me to be a bitch, don’t be an ass.

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  • for god sakes the deadliest catch people catch crabs which are plentiful. Sea Shepard protects endangered species from senseless hunting

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      They don’t work for the state and would have no place in a Communist system. Why would you care?

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      • If they were Communists they would come back to port with nothing but half a net full of crabs,half their fingers, and several empty bottles of Stoli.

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          While I don’t drink myself, I do like keeping some Stoli in the Freezer for pastries. The glass bottle makes a perfect rolling pin and the icy vodka stays cold.

          Homemade pastries turn out perfectly with the right tools.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            I’d have to agree with you BB. Although I like to just go old school with regular rolling pins. Might try glass bottles.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        look we don’t live in a communist country right now, if we did then i would care but we don’t so whaling is a issue even if it’s privite its still immoral.

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        • Why do you have a picture of Satan next to a Soviet flag if you say you would care if America became Communist?

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            hes not satan and i would care because no matter what hunting a species to extinction is wrong end of story

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          • Communism is about things much more Evil than hunting a few whales commie wannabe.

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          • Wow they really don’t know about communism ?

            At least the poor will be fed and they won’t have to rebel against some didactor that america put In place

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          • “The poor will be fed”

            Millenium how old are you exactly? Because I cant imagine anyone over the age of 12 could be so ignorant of history.

            Ever hear about the bread lines in the Soviet Union where thousands of people would line up every day hoping to get a little food to take to their families?

            All people in these Communist countries experience is poverty.

            Ever hear about the Berlin wall,Frenchie? It was built by the Soviets to keep the East German serfs in East Germany, because they were fleeing Communism by the tens of thousands before it was built.

            I swear its like all of you read the dictionary definition of Communism out of a book and decided that it really does produce these little utopias, in theory it might work, but in practice it fails miserably. To deny that is to ignore history.

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          • 1. I’m not frenchie Little boy 2 Like I said Its not the real definition of communism there is the REAL definition and the american definition

            yet you are blinded by the american one

            american is the Only true way no ?

            all other politic is wrong is it what You are thinking

            Oh and don’t ever said I act like a 12 I’m much more older than you little boy You on other hand don’t know anything about the real world outside of your little hut called a House

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  • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

    I simply cannot understand why liberal hippies would support a bunch of large fish over their own countries future. I don’t like the Japanese commie chinamen but I think America should their lead on this issue and fish every last whale out of the sea

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  • look it won’t help the economy okay it will hurt tourism. Look if we need to kill whales to save the human race so be it but you cant kill off a species just because they will provide a few crappy jobs and a small amount of oil.

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  • oh great and here comes the whiney teens to cry and blubber on…

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    • speaking of BLUBBER where’s OddAtheist?

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      • Oh!!! You’re so witty! /sarcasm.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        They’ve given him one of those Fawken Merkin Masks

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        • did he eat it?

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          • Robert, you aren’t one to be talking, your mother shot herself over how fat you’ve become, you lard ass. Sitting in her basement, eating your own filth, dressing in your dead grandmother’s clothing, you’re fucking disgusting.

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        • Fawken Merkin Masks? Na hullo, you don’t even know what you’re talking about. That is one of the greatest masks ever invented. The Guy Fawkes Mask. Please learn some history before arguing this again na hullo.

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      • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

        Laughing out Loud! No doubt he’s posting pornographic pictures of cartoon horses and overweight athiest propaganda on his face-space and whining why no healthy white Christian girl will date him! Serves him right for aiding Satan I might add.

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        • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

          Its GAY FAWKS MASK and by the way we don’t aid satan, i don’t care about a girl’s race theres nothing wrong with dating someone who’s black if you are white.

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            i Meant GUY FAWKS MASK

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          • gay, you had it right the first time

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          • Hahaha freudian slip!!

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            That is epic fail, Dang it another quarter. These kids are a bad influence.

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          • I have to agree with them on that. That was pretty fucking epic.

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          • Epic

            1.
            noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer’s Iliad is an epic poem.

            2.
            resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country.

            3.
            heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.

            4.
            of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.

            Hardly.

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          • You are never satisfied are you Mr. Lazar?

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          • Fawks Guys go back and read some of your posts, a good third of them are nothing but splitting hairs on something someone said. The other 2/3 are stupid quotes and trying to teach people history they already know.

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        • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

          Why would anyone want to date a christian girl?
          They’re practically all ugly and never put out.
          You can have your christian girls, all the hotties don’t go anywhere near your stupid religion.

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          • I think by hottie he means “Godless disease infested cum dumpster”(pardon my use of that last term).

            You can have them.

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            honestly christian girls are too whiny about religion. White agnostic girls don’t care and other races don’t care no matter what religion.

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          • Many “Christian” girls are actually freaks, like in the Negro rapper meaning of freak.

            Its like walking in a minefield, even when you think you are among the faithful some harlot in the flock may try to come out and seduce you.

            One must always be on gaurd, I wear a chastity belt anytime I leave the house just to be safe.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            So what you are saying is that you can’t control yourself like a good little Christian? Sad.

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          • Of course I can control myself, but you never know when some harlot may try to slip me some foul drug in my food or drink or come from behind and smother me with a chloroform soaked rag and then proceed to violate me.

            The belt also has 2 master locks on it in case such a thing happens for even more protection.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            So, you think about being raped everyday? That sounds like some mental problems and a earlier time in your life might have caused that.

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          • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

            He values himself so highly that he thinks girl will drug him in an attempt to sleep with him.
            Even though he is quiet evidently ugly.

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          • 2 master lock .. so we need MASTER KEY ( Legend of zelda reference)

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          • Song Of Time also works.

            Im not so ugly that I cant use my face as an avatar like half the people on this site.

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    • Geez, are you guys just do desperate to feel superior that you take cheap shots at me when I’m at work an don’t have the time to reply. Real fucking “Christian” of you.

      @Susan: I’m not fat. You just can’t think of anything better to say so you cling some idiotic insult. Go fuck yourself.

      @Fat Face Gonsalues: Only morons spell out LOL. “face-space” is just idiotic. I don’t post pictures of MLP or “Atheist propaganda” anywhere and never have. I’ve dated a Christian girl and I’ll never do that again. I’d rather get back to the Mormon girl I dated before I ever date another Christian girl. I don’t aid Satan because the damn guy dosen’t exist. Go fuck yourself.

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      • You just berated someone for using the word Fat to insult you and went on to call someone else Fat in the next sentence.

        Oops.

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        • No “oops” about it.

          Susan and the rest of Cultwire bash my weight because of something I can easily explain. Instead of doing the normal thing and going “oh that makes sense” they choose the idiotic and just ignored it, continuing to bash me on something I am not. When this whole thing started, I called Felton out on “not looking so thin himself” to which he proceeded to answer that it’s his “facial structure.” Which makes him “Fat Face Gonsalues”

          “Im not so ugly that I cant use my face as an avatar like half the people on this site.”

          Oh, so you know what “half the people on this site” look like? Do tell! How do you know what we look like, have you seen us or are you just some stalker.

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          • God Bless you are stupid, try rising above the level of a whiny 5th grader. Im not going to waste my time on such a stupid post.

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          • Oh look, you’ve finally become a real member of Cultwire by doing what they do best: Dodging questions.

            Truth is you have no clue what any of us look like. You’re just some egotistical punk who thinks he’s high and mighty just because he believes in some invisble guy in the clouds. Go wrestle your free will and ability to think back from your “God”.

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          • “Oh, so you know what “half the people on this site” look like? Do tell! How do you know what we look like, have you seen us or are you just some stalker.”

            Ok fine then Pony Thing, no I dont know what everyone looks like and no I dont manage to stalk 10+ people all at the same time.

            Im glad we got that out of the way, what an important question I dodged there, good thing you called me out on it faggot!

            Wow, that sure was enlightening to hear my answer to such a dumbass question. You get your self esteem boost for the day fatass? Now you know why I said it wasnt worth my time.

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          • At least he passed high school, Loser, you’re the failure that dropped out.

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          • Obviously you’ve never seen any of us, I just wanted to hear you actually answer a question.

            Since you don’t know any of us, what gives you the right to judge us? Nothing. You can’t judge us because you don’t know the real us.

            A question you see as Stupid actually has more significance than you think.

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  • hahha the pony you hate he will come soon

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    • in your sodomy hole probably. I know how you sick gays operate.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        do you think interracial couples are sick

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        • Yes!

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            Theres nothing wrong were all human beings for christ sake why shouldn’t people from 2 different races be allowed to date

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          • God made them different for a reason. he doesnt want us to mix them mixing the races is like mixing the play doh you just dont do it.

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            You don’t see a red bird with a blue bird no do you?

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            There are animals everywhere that are mating together. 2 different species of sharks have been breeding towards Australia.

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          • God made all kinds of different people because he wanted some variety and saw the unique qualities each race has, mixing races is like telling him that he made a mistake by making everyone different, which would be racist wouldnt it?

            Mixing races racist bigot!

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        • Are you confusing interracial with
          interspecies as in White/Black or White/Asian?

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            They are all the same species. Humans. SOMEONE didn’t listen in school.

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            it doesn’t matter were all one species there is literally no difference except the amount of melanin in skin. There is nothing wrong with being with someone of a different color. Your’e the same species WERE ALL THE SAME

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            look god didn’t create anyone but that is beside the point. even if god did create us he didn’t create different races and even if against all logic he did he wouldn’t care about interracial couples cause of the law “Be fruitful and multiply” the bible didn’t say with who.

            all of this is assuming god exists.

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  • you know my generation actually has empathy

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    • since when does empathy mean stupidity?

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        you think everyone but White christians are terrible that makes you a bigot
        I think all are equal thats makes me empathetic

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Your generation videos skateboarding crotch injuries and uploads them to YouTube.

      Your generation thinks that watching those videos is the definition of empathy.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        your generation destroys the environment and the economy and leaves my generation to clean up the mess

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        • He does have a point about the economy, thanks for screwing us over guys!

          Thats ok because I know that when I leave this world, rich or poor, there will be no need for riches. The Lord will continue to provide us with everything we need.

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          • That’s so stupid we are already running out of resources, god hasn’t provided enough to sustain 7 billion we need to colonize planets away from this one. And there’s only one thing that can do that and save the human race, science.

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          • I bet theres a 50/50 chance that you were one of the ones poo-pooing the idea of a moon base in the Newt Gingrich article, but dont worry Im not going to check.

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  • People of christwire, I would like to apologize for my actions. For I have been visited by the lord! And he said to me, “Guy, I want you to go forth and spread the word of my love to all who can here it.” And as a sign of my apology, I took the liberty of finding an American made cartoon that has strong Christian Morals. It’s called Boku no Pico. It talks about how Jesus died for our sins and how god hates those damned Canadians. Here’s a link if you want to watch an episode of it. Be sure yo bring in your kids to watch it as well. PORN LINK DELETED

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    • Fuck.

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    • Pebrocks We Are Legion

      Yet the link wasn’t a porn link. I doubt youtube lets porn in.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        they do its on a different site connected to them

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        • You would know that you Sin filled commie scumbag, spreading your seed all over your carpet disgusting.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            Why would someone do it all over the carpet? It makes more sense to do it into some TP.

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            says you the guy with the beer can seducing a drunk girl who doesn’t know what she’s doing at a bar

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          • EVAN! Y U NO LIEK BOKU NO PICO?

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          • Its not a bar its a kitchen you idiot Commie, thats a damn Christmas tree to the right of that ugly Jew bastard behind my stepsister and I.

            I also have a pink coozie on a can of keystone ice, what the hell would that be doing in a bar?

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          • I prefer an old sock that doesnt fit Legion.

            Or I should say I preferred a sock when I was a dirty Sinner like yourself.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            An old sock works too but something about the texture throws me off.

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          • I would say cut a hole in the end so it doesnt mess with the sensitive part but that kind of defeats the purpose…

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            no one does it on the carpet, its called a toilet learn how to use it. and don’t worry the loud noise when you press the handle isn’t satan growling

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          • Haha Commie cant afford a bed so he sleeps on the floor, Im surprised you arent bothered to sleep on your own fresh Sin, good for you.

            The thought of you standing over your toilet and masturbating is quite disturbing though, ugh! What kind of strange fecal/piss fetish must you have to do that?

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            Where did he say that he doesn’t have a bed and sleeps on the floor? Evan, you’re imagining things now.

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          • I know I was taking a shot in the dark there, but I will wait for him to confirm or deny it.

            He did say that he masturbates into a toilet though……bit worse than sleeping on the floor.

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          • “behind my stepsister and I.”

            You’re fucking your sister?! YOU SICK BASTARD!

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      • It was Boku no Pico. it was on youtube. I think they do.

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  • I Agree Jesus Came to me and told me a message of love. That people should not fight in wars or kill endangered species, that we should not have a few rich people and many poor. And that the whole world should be united in peace.

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  • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

    Hahahaha, typical illogical article by a typically illogical idiot.
    Supported by more typically illogical idiots.
    Killing off the species would break the cycle of the eco- system which could very well cause turmoil.
    Typical American uneducated thought.

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    • Aren’t you from Melbourne though?

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    • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

      Tul’Skaya, Southern Moscow
      Why on earth would you think I’m American?

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      • Nah, you are in Australia.

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      • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

        *South of Moscow, outskirts of Tula

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        • Why are you in Melbourne right now then?

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          • No doubt part of some Communist plot against the Australians.

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        • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

          Hahaha I’m Australian now?
          You can’t even maintain your accusations! Hahaha

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          • “You can’t even maintain your accusations!”

            I believe that is what I said all along.

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          • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

            How is saying I’m from Melbourne and then saying I’m from Australia not changing your accusations?

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          • Trying to look ignorant as distraction isn’t working.

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          • Melbourne is in Australia you stupid Commie, they must have replaced your geography class with Party Service 101 or some such nonsense.

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          • You can’t keep your accusations or your facts straight. Next you’re probably going to say that the Beatles were secret ninja’s from space sent on a mission from Madagascar to steal all of the peeps from grocery stores on Easter.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            Why would he ever want to know about a random place in Australia when he lives in Russia?

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          • Because he is in Melborne now and he knows it.

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          • You’re a bloody idiot.

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          • “Melbourne is the capital and most populous city in the state of Victoria, and the second most populous city in Australia”

            Hardly a “random place”.

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          • My Korean set me up with IE9 and the integrated Bing toolbar. While using it with my chrisTwire modem service, it tells me with where he is.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            A random place considering he doesn’t live in Australia.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            So if I was to use that with you, it will tell me August that you’re in the South right now in a homosexual sex house?

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          • No, here is my result.
            http://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?cp=48.270432%7c-116.592750&style=h&lvl=14&v=1

            Its based on Internet Protocol address I’m told. Servers are full of them.

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          • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

            August if you’re trying to track my IP to my whereabouts don’t even bother, I use a proxy server.
            Besides I find it ironic him calling me fake where this whole site is a load of nonsense anyway, I’ve read up about them, they don’t even believe what they write.

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          • ok, but I am very real. If you want you can come visit and attend church with us.

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          • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

            http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/christwire.htm
            I shall ask everyone to direct their attention to this ^

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          • Anonymous - Soviet Union Anonymous - Soviet Union

            Provide an external reference, something posted ON christwire has no credibility.

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          • “Christwire owners Bryan Butvidas and Kirwin Watson, after fielding press queries and book offers for months, have finally decided to go public. In an interview with New York, Butvidas said the site’s basic concept is to “see what Glenn Beck is talking about and then make it ten times worse.”

            More attempts by Satans Media to discredit the good people here. They dont even bother providing a reference or source most of the time anymore.

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          • I respect your link, you should respect mine. It’s my rebuttal to claims. This is where I write, why would I post it elsewhere?

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  • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

    thank you finally someone agrees with me

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    • that you are a moron? We have been telling you that all along.

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      • Shut up. You’re not real.

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        • “Shut up. You’re not real.”

          I have a feeling you yell that a lot.

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        • I wonder if thats what he yells at his parents whenever they come in wondering why the hell hes on the computer at 2:00 am on a school night.

          Looks like it works at least.

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          • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

            he’s in a different time zone dumb shit the clock doesn’t adjust for time zones

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          • I know Im on CS time as well, 1:00 am in the morning is still too late for a young boy to be staying up on a school night.

            Regardless Im sure he will stay up till 3 or later anyways. Quit trying to split hairs you commie bastard.

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  • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

    communist plot against australians wow.

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  • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

    just cause someone is jewish doesn’t mean there a bastard

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    • If your going to respond to me dont do it half a page away at the bottom, are you too stupid to click reply above the series of posts that was in?

      A Jew with no father is a Bastard, I never said he didnt earn it either he was a sick annoying little man.

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      • Anyone with no father is a bastard. you bastard

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        • I work with my father every day homofag.

          What time exactly does the bus come to pick you up in the morning? I cant see how you manage to do anything other than drool on your desk in school when you stay up so late.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            The way you talk, it makes it seems like you’re the angry little teen. Might want to try growing up a little, boy.

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          • Please spare me your pathetic attempts at insults, I was more of a man at 12 years old then you will be the day you die.

            I was not babied the same way all of you spoiled 16 year olds are.

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          • Pebrocks We Are Legion

            See? Now grown up would ever talk like that. Unless they are Christian of coarse. Which they are not suppose to hate, yet they do it anyway. Christians don’t follow a lot of things the bible says.

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          • Im sorry I wont respond to whatever that was until you translate it from Millenium to English.

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          • actually he is like many cultwire member strangely The oldest would be butivdas who is approx 28 yo

            other than that they are just in their early 20 no doubt about it

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          • Than don’t respond you can even leave this site and never come back

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          • Ill keep that in mind.

            Good job with you English in that post, you were understandable for once.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        it wouldn’t let me reply
        and i dont trust your opinions your a racist

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      • At least he isn’t fucking his sister like you are, Loser.

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  • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

    ?

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  • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

    what do you mean by web

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  • Pebrocks We Are Legion

    Wish I could continue this argument but I need some sleep before work.

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  • Your all heartless bastards!
    “Unlike wind and solar, whaling is a renewable resource ” Umm, wind and solar powers ARE renewable. Whales are not. If we did hunt them, which I would loath to the very core of my being, then they would eventually become extinct.
    “The more whales harvested, the more will grow back” Complete and utter bullshit. What it should say is “The more whales harvested, the less whale calfs will be born, and the quicker the species will die out. So you guys can shut your crap holes and kill yourself in a hole, which is where you belong. Or, better yet, we could come round your house and hunt YOU!

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    • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

      BVBs You didn’t read August’s story did you? Apparently not. He did a great job with this story, and he cites scientific research! Do you? No you go on a Christian website and attack us as if we are the problem. Here’s some strong Godly advice BVB… Close that sex hole on your face and go get a job.

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      • August himself and research do not belong in the same sentence unless “does not” is in between them. He thinks Asians made a moon and that the 29th of February is a plot by Obama.

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        • XxBVB_Rebel_GirlxX XxEmo_PaganxX

          Only heartless assholes go whaleing. Fuck you And August.

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          • Are Japan and Norway “Heartless”?

            A racist like yourself would say yes, but due to whaling their economies are prospering like never before.

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        • What Asian Moon? That is crazy talk!

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          • Ok, it was an ‘Asian Sun’, I just remember someone else saying something about an ‘Asian Moon’. Hell, YOU were the one who even made the damn ‘article’ about the ‘Asian Sun’, and from your posts on the other ‘articles’ concerning the moon one, you definitely bought the idea that they were making one or made or some other nonsense.

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          • Get your facts straight for once.

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          • I do, the fact is you still believe that Asians made a celestial body in space because you’re too dumb to realize how space works.

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          • Who ever said they made the Asian Sun?

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          • You did, you drunk bastard.
            http://christwire.org/2011/03/chinese-reveal-asian-sun-evil-plan-moves-forward/

            What’s that? The credited name is different? Then why is Bitcham praising you? Why is the last link in the ‘article’ the very link associated with your old link? Not only that, I distinctly remember bringing it up before and you even questioned why I knew that you wrote about it, and I told you that I read it up on the site after searching around on it. Hell, I think you even complemented me on doing that. Ring any bells? Or are you too drunk to remember your own stupidity?

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          • That is the Asian Sun, which is where they get their sustenance. But they didn’t create it. You can tell because of the shape of their eyes.

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          • You’re just too fucking stupid to know anything. You’re seriously going to say that there are two suns in this solar system? Do you think the Earth is the center of everything?

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          • Yes, there is an Asian sun. Did you not see the article pictures?

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          • Are you so stupid to believe that there are two suns? It’s called a trick, an illusion, and something that can naturally happen because of our view point. Then again, you’re too stupid to realize that.

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          • Oh Law, you are far too ignorant in the ways of science.

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          • You’re the one who believes that two suns can exist around Earth at such close proximity, and you’re the one who’s quick to denounce science whenever it conflicts with your cult! Do you honestly think that no one else would have known about this, that this is just some kind of ‘secret’ to the world, and do you HONESTLY believe that Asians are ‘powered’ by this sun? GOD you’re fucking retarded!

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      • If you can call looking into his drug fuelled imagination research.

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      • anonymous atheist hail atheismo

        he didn’t site scientific reaserch those facts were popped out of his ass

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  • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

    The reason whaling is illegal is that the supply just can’t keep up with demand. If the scarce commodity in question were mosquitoes, which don’t have a beneficial environmental impact, it would be different. But whales support other sea life by consuming plankton, which if left unchecked would deplete the entire ocean of oxygen, killing all the fish before evolution could allow the rest of the sea world to breathe other elements than oxygen.

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  • I for one find these whales to be a bit too elitist for my tastes, bordering on cat like evilness. I think that we would be doing America a favor to reduce the numbers of these illegals of the sea. Number one, they are not very white, so what is that about? Secondly, they migrate a lot without documentation. Thirdly, they are closely associated with dangerous liberals and atheists. Look at any Volkswagen bumper sticker and you’ll see what I mean.

    These disgusting and angry creatures must be put down so that Americans can continue to drive our SUVs to church and to a better future.

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    • Pebrocks We Are Legion

      So because you don’t like a creature, we must wipe it out? Good old Christians. Reminds me of the crusades. You know, where the Christians did pointless killing.

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  • Jeremy Bonaparte Jeremy Bonaparte

    This article is racist and these whales are precious. You would burn in hell if hell existed you AMERIKKKUNTS!

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