Cat People Release Yet Another Dubious Title To Corrupt America
Perhaps the only thing worse in society than cat people are cat owners. What sort of people could put up with an animal that: sheds, has no loyalty, can ruin any piece of furniture with just a misting and can kill unborn children with its litterings. Oh wait, liberals. I’m surprised they don’t have plasmacytosis orgies to make abortion more prevalent for everyone!
But I digress and my middle name is anger today. Look at this sick new book cat owners are trying to make a New York Times bestseller.
Needless to say once this hits the markets, we will be organizing a nice book burning.
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Author: Abe
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12:00 am
Oh Bob that title is amazingly funny.
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12:02 am
Disgusting
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12:56 am
I do hope you know the title is a pun on female masturbation.
Your avatar and attitude are quite different, so I can believe two things.
A) You are kidding. If A is true, you are a brilliant man that would make Jonathan Swift look like a bafoon.
B) You are for real. If B is true, you are a complete and total idiot.
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4:38 am
I already told you in another post and will not answer this again for fear of blowing my cover.
I still only agree with you on one thing that will remain unsaid.
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12:10 am
I thought your middle name was dumbass
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12:56 am
Oh, I just threw up. Cats belong outside.
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4:39 am
I think you belong outside.
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12:17 pm
Yet you probably keep yours in the house 24/7.
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6:05 pm
uhm i remember perfectly you talking about your “tabby cat” at your house that YOU OWN. lol XD kiss up XD
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12:58 am
Why do you persecute the Khajiit? What have they done to you? They are nothing more than simple traders forced from their homeland trying to feed their families.
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4:30 am
It’s sad to see the Kajiits treated as they are. Not even allowed in towns and the way the Nords treat them is despicable. Bad times we live in.
(Guy Fawkes: I must say what a delightful addition to the Anti-Cultwire Coalition you are. Keep up the good work)
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4:41 am
Ugh,between your he/she pony transvestite symbol thing and Fawkes Guys homogay sitting on on a sin stick avatar I think im going to be sick.
The fact that neither of you can go more than 2 or 3 posts without referencing that sinful videogayme if further proof of how thoroughly corrupted you are, repent now and you may yet avoid the fiery pit.
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4:45 am
Nah, I don’t fell like repenting…Don’t need to either.
Don’t insult Pinkie Pie because she’s freaking awesome and if you don’t even know what Fawkes’ avatar is you have no need to make shit up about it.
Skyrim is just a video game, get over it.
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5:00 am
I know what Fawkes Guys lame avatar is from,even if I hadnt seen that B- movie myself I surely couldnt fail to know what it is because he and Bat Girl will not shut the hell up about it for 10 minutes.
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5:03 am
That movie was great.
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5:06 am
It was a B-, which is certainly not a waste of time, but neither does it constitute a good film, and it most certainly is not worthy of being fetishized the way you and Fawkes Guys have done.
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5:09 am
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5:15 am
Ive already seen the movie I am not going to watch some catchy snippet from it again.
I also dont want to watch anything else if thats what it is.
You probably put a link to some sort of homosexual ass gyration video in an effort to corrupt me.
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5:19 am
It’s a short video of youtube you paranoid freak. And you’re already “corrupted”. All closet homosexuals always talk bad about homosexuals.
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6:02 am
No.
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6:05 am
Go to sleep little one.
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6:36 am
Satan is giving me trouble going to sleep through his medium the “Monster” energy drink.
The Dark Prince lurks everywhere, damn him!
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5:34 am
“All closet homosexuals always talk bad about homosexuals”
Show me some proof of where your homogay idols like Elton John and Ellen Degeneres said offensive things about faggots and dykes before they came out of the closet.
Try not to use all inclusive words like all,always,and never as there is always an example that will prove you wrong.
That said no Im not a homogay, I simply dont like them,if I was a homogay you think Id be “in the closet” about it? The media and entertainment industry has been trying with all their might to make being a faggot “cool” for the last 30 years. These days you are idolized for being a sin stick riding homogay.
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5:39 am
While I don’t idolize either of those 2 people, they are not homosexual. But yes, you are homosexual. You try to hide it, but it’s there. The girl in the picture of your avatar most likely has a penis.
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5:49 am
Im going to go on to bed, Ill let you have the last word homogay. I know thats all that matters to children like you that come up with idiotic statements trying to change someones sexuality through words alone and saying a woman has a penis.
God bless you and I will be praying for your soul in just a few minutes, do you have a prayer request of any kind?
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5:55 am
Some woman do in fact have penises. They are called shemale. Anyway, I don’t want you to pray for me to your sick idol. One that lets people get killed/raped everyday and doesn’t care. One that had sex with a 14 year old girl. One that kills for fun. So yeah, you keep me out of your little prayers.
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6:31 am
“DeGeneres came out publicly as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show.”
“In 1993, John began a relationship with David Furnish, a former advertising executive and now filmmaker”
Both from wikipedia.
I must have missed the part where they werent homogays.
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9:46 am
Okay so i just thought i should point something out here, I’m noticing you are about to hang yourself with your own rosary beads so let me help out.
Guy Faux was a french revolutionary, he fought for the freedom of France and the ability to believe in GOD… Yes that’s right… GOD
HE had nothing to do with the anal satan homogay…
P.S. You christians are silly, you come up with the funniest way of describing other people that are different from yourself. I cant wait until we colonize space and you start trying to tell people Aliens are Anal Demons with Sperm Eyes
YOU SIR… ARE THE WEAKEST LINK… PACK YOUR BAGS… YOU ARE HEREBY VOTED OFF THE ISLAND.
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4:46 am
But have you seen the way the Nords are being treated now? We must free them!
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4:57 am
Oh look Fawkes Guys/Chef Phillip has a third account.
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5:01 am
I am Phillip. I changed my name.
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9:46 am
Very observant… you must be the head of your class -_-…
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6:09 pm
im still soooo losttt…….what is your guy’s beef with CATS? and btw… i have a cat…she comes when you call her… she uses her litterbox respectfully…and she’s very loveable… just saying… this things that soil everything would be dogs… they’re way more stupid then cats -.-’….cats r at least somewhat cleaver…. i have a dog too….he’s the most stupid…white puff ball..on the face of the planet -.-’
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