Perhaps the only thing worse in society than cat people are cat owners. What sort of people could put up with an animal that: sheds, has no loyalty, can ruin any piece of furniture with just a misting and can kill unborn children with its litterings. Oh wait, liberals. I’m surprised they don’t have plasmacytosis orgies to make abortion more prevalent for everyone!
But I digress and my middle name is anger today. Look at this sick new book cat owners are trying to make a New York Times bestseller.
Needless to say once this hits the markets, we will be organizing a nice book burning.