China Attempts to Destroy The Super Bowl
The Evil red dragon of the Communist Chineses has reared its ugly slanty eyed head again. This time they are attempting to destroy two of America’s greatest traditions, The Super Bowl and eating pizza.
It was reported yesterday on the News website called Twitter.Com that a Chianasian woman was seeking to destroy Papa John’s Pizza. Papa John’s Pizza is an American company who is sponsoring the Super Bowl. This threat from the Chinese lady did not go un-noticed by us, but the Department of Homeland Security under the rules of Obama were not allowed to make an arrest and torture this young woman until we learned the depths of the Chinese’s plans. Typical Obama, siding with the Communists.
Yesterday, a Communist Chinese spy from Japan took to the Twitters site to try and defame one of the major sponsors of the Super Bowl, Papa John’s Pizza. This women named Ku Kee Hu-Chi reportedly called all employees and members of the Papa John’s Pizza company racist just for describing her face in the “Customer Name” section on her receipt. Maybe if she would have given her name, or had a proper American name, they wouldn’t have needed to type “Lady Chinky Eyes” in that space. It truly boggles my mind how people can see racism in situations like this. She obviously was of the Asiatic species, therefore she had “chinky eyes” and she was a female therefore a “Lady”. I believe the employee should be commended for their accurate and non-sexist description of this young woman.
It is a fact that China hates God and now I have realized why they wanted to ruin the Super Bowl, Tim Tebow loves God and is leading the Denver Broncos to a Super Bowl victory this year. China will stop at nothing to disgrace God.
In conclusion, order Papa John’s Pizza everyday until the Super Bowl so that the evil, Communist Chinese don’t win, or you aren’t a true American!!!
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
11:37 pm
SO RETARDED
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12:02 am
I have never been “Tarted” or even eaten a “tart”, so I highly doubt that I could be “Re-Tarted”
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12:40 am
It sounds tasty though!
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12:42 am
just proved my point
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11:40 pm
I wonder if she looked like Taylor Swift.
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11:40 pm
Taylor Swift isn’t Asian.
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11:35 pm
she looks it to me
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12:02 am
August, the first picture was her.
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11:40 pm
“Communist Chinese spy from Japan”? That makes no sense. And it is completely racist of them to put that. Why should she be forced to change her name? She has the right to keep her Chinese name if she wants. That employee should be fired. And this has nothing to do with the super bowl. You people are completely retarded.
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11:47 pm
And one more point: why the fuck do you think every Asian person is a communist spy?
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11:49 pm
their eyes allow them to see things good side to side for spying.
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11:51 pm
While that makes no sense that is the reason you believe all Asians are spy? Are you f#cking kidding me?
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12:01 am
Name 1 asian that isnt a Spy.
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1:04 am
Lucy Lie.
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1:10 am
Not Asian.
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1:14 am
Yeah she is. She’s Chinese. Are you just going to deny everything once you figure out you have nowhere else to turn to?
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1:17 am
“Lie” is not an Asian name.
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1:22 am
Oops that was a typo. I meant Lui. Lucy Lui, a famous actress.
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3:37 am
Lucy Liu was the answer jet li jackie chan
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7:22 am
I’ll name several.
Thuy Trang
Lucy Lui
Sandra O
Jet Li
Bruce Lee
Tony Jaa
Jackie Chan
Yang Tze (also known as Bolo Yeung.)
Jideo Kojima
Akira Toriyama
Hironobu Kageyama
Nobuo Uematsu
There are many more, but I think that’s enough for now.
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7:53 am
All terrorist, communist spies, Tom. Thanks for trying to play with the Adults. We find it cute sometimes.
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9:37 pm
danus danus what we gonna do with you most of them you don’t even know
Tell me what is so terrorism about Nobuo uematsu the composer of many Final fantasy Music
You dare call Him terrorist when he didnt even terrorized anyone or even have any communism ideology
YOU on other hand wnat to destroy the very life of this earth YOU are a terrorist Danus Prove me wrong I dare you to show me you are NOT a Racist or a Terrorist
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12:17 am
cuz ur “special”
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11:36 pm
I dont even watch football and I know Papa Johns is a sponsor of it. You should know that since you work across the street at Dominoes
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11:40 pm
Dominoes and Papa Johns are 2 different pizza places.
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11:45 pm
Is that a Hooker Name?
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11:47 pm
No. Doesn’t sound like one at all.
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11:48 pm
blanche sure does
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11:58 pm
You two sure are quick to rush to judgment. Chaniqui could sound like Chink eye and so could that band from the 1990′s Jamiroquai. A lot of people spell phonetically and have phonemic awareness issues.
If some hooker came in with the name Chaniqui, I wouldn’t necessarily know how to spell that. Especially with the street accent.
I think that people just like to get all excited over racism.
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12:01 am
There was that band named “Turning Japanese” I really think so.
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6:23 am
“Turning Japanese” is a song, not a band. The band who sang it is “The Vapors” A band hailing from England
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6:44 am
Of course the Englanders would want to “turn Japanese”, they are Heathens and have never done anything important for society. While the Communist Japanese have made technology that proper American scientist can re-work into good God-fearing American Technology.
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10:41 am
What the fuck do England and Japan have to do with each other…Let me guess, you’ll end up posting a link to a damned Christwire article…
“…good God-fearing American Technology.”
Can you provide an example of this? Because as it stands, you’re not making any sense.
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12:21 am
ur quick 2 judge 2 racist asshole
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12:32 am
so because someone from a restaurnat hired an asian to serve people ? it’s destroy superbowl
oh and BTW pizza is from Greece
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7:59 am
Is Italy in Greece now? Wow, the maps of the World do change quickly. I just got my newest Christian map a week ago, and they were two different Countries. This truly boggles the mind. Thank you for letting me know, Milli. I will return my map instantly and demand a refund. You are a true friend.
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3:51 pm
”Pizza is from Greece” BZZZZZ! thanks for playing dumbass!
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9:40 pm
Go check on the Internet DUMBASS you will see by yourself that PIZZA is indeed Greek Pasta is italian YOU failed
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10:55 pm
Your comment makes no sense. Let me take you trough the baby steps. : ”Originating in Italy, from the Neapolitan cuisine, the dish has become popular in many parts of the world”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza
Pizza comes from Italy, not Greece, but then again little tykes such as yourrself wouldnt know that in second grade.
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10:59 pm
”Modern pizza originated in Italy”
Were not talking about some other obscure dish that ressembles Pizza, learn this distinction quickly or prepare yourself to be treated with scorn and derision for your ignorance.
And the ancient greek word is Pita not pizza.
So the dumbass onus is on you.
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11:40 pm
Millenium just because your cheap canadian pizza is covered in grease does not mean it COMES from Greece!
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2:52 am
Pasta or noodles were invented in Asia.
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7:39 am
Down with this sort of thing!
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7:54 am
Agreed! Down with the Chinese, they are nothing but trouble.
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9:40 pm
down with christianity Lets Ban and exile all the christian
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11:42 pm
These Chinks need to get a sense of humor. If I ever went to a chinese buffet again so they could feed me dog, I wouldn’t mind if the reciept said Beautify blue eyed white lady. I think they need to get a sense of humor.
This is the last time I went to a chinese buffet:
http://christwire.org/2012/01/chinamen-canine-consumption-a-chinese-buffet-nightmare/
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11:54 pm
damn cracker bitch! you crazy
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9:41 am
IF it were me I would write: “wrinkled, looking like a melted candle sack of shit”
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3:00 am
I personally don’t like pappa johns at all, but if they put something else on the ticket no one would know who she is and she would probably get pissed off for waiting so long. I’m glad at least she came here and at least learned the language of our country. On the other hand every time I go into a Chinese place (which is rarely) I know they are calling me at least 5 racist names before I even pay for my food if I made a big stink about it I would just be portrayed as a bigoted white man.
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3:02 am
And the chinese are the most racist people I have ever met.
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