Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name
When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges he must succeed in to win over America. I do not support any of these challenges because he is too good for them, but the liberal media puts them into place to try and make it harder for the Great Republicans of America to succeed.
Rick Santorum has been vocal in his intolerance for sodomy, with good reason considering that in this day and age, it’s too risky to not let your view on homosexuality show through with the gay agenda attempting to lure your boys and girls for a world encompassing regime of rainbows and unspeakable sexual acts. The homosexuals, a maniacal machine determined to lure young men, will often claim that a Great American like President Santorum is a homosexual as a recruiting tactic. This is, as you can see, terrible.
The evil liberals behind “It Get’s Better” are insisting that their vile slang be named after a good man in order to attempt to market homosexuality to the Republican crowd. This is an insult beyond anything to Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum is one of the most Upstanding, Moral Christians in America these days, and we do not allow this kind of slander.
What will I be doing about this terrible problem? I will be boycotting Google. After all, it was founded by Stanford graduates so that basically accounts for the disgusting liberal bias upheld by the website. The site refuses to take this massive assault on Rick Santorum down, so instead I will now be relying on Bing for all of my search engine needs. I suggest anyone who hasn’t already left that homosexual wasteland of a site leave now, because Rick Santorum deserves better.
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
7:43 pm
LMAO!
He even looks like someone shoved something up his arse in the picture you provided!
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7:43 pm
You are going to boycott google….Wtf? Google is worth more than any of us. Are you crazy?
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8:16 pm
Nah, I’m sure the eight of them alone can take down google…
What a bucking crazy idea…
((Yes, I purposely put “bucking” instead of “fucking”))
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8:27 pm
We will take it down just like you take down a bag of doritos tubby.
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8:32 pm
Again with the insults? It’s it a sin to be hateful? Guess you are going to join your husband in hell. And you will never take down google, or anything.
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11:18 pm
Pebrocks, my boy. You need to stop waggling your little wiener around on the internet. I hate to say it, but bragging about your accomplishments on forums such as these actually causes you to LOSE credibility with your peers and makes you appear desperate. We aren’t particularly interested in your individual achievements, so keep it to yourself, please.
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11:22 pm
Thank you Hank for spelling my name right. It would seem you are the only one. And why are you trying to think about my penis? That is quite homosexual don’t you think? And about me talking about my life, which was some place else, not in this comment to Susan. If the man insults me and thinks he knows my life, I am going to tell him he’s wrong and show him. And one last thing, you people always brag so is it not okay for a Atheist to do it?
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11:27 pm
“Waggling your wiener around” is a metaphorical way of saying you’re too egotistical, like the sweaty, testosterone-infused teenagers in the locker room. Don’t look too far into it, that’s stupid.
And no, if someone insults you on the internet, it is not your duty to explain to him in nauseating detail how and why he is wrong. That’s just pathetic.
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11:30 pm
It’s not pathetic. If a man, or woman, treats other terrible then they need to be called out on it and shown that what they do is wrong, and that they are wrong.
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11:32 pm
Are you new to the internet, Pebrocks? That is not how it works here.
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11:35 pm
I’ve been on the computer since I was 2. I think I know how the internet works better than you.
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11:40 pm
I think you don’t, because you still feel the need to justify yourself to strangers.
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11:42 pm
Just who I am. Don’t hate, appreciate.
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11:45 pm
I don’t hate (Christian!), but I am finding it hard to appreciate.
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8:32 pm
Oh yay! Old bitch is back and off swinging with a fat joke! I honestly thought (and hoped) that you had died.
I doubt ANYONE has the power to take down Google you old hag.
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8:39 pm
Your hopes have failed, just as you both have in life. How is living with your mothers working out?
The fact is no one except God All Mighty has the power to take me down, and he has left me here with a mission, to proselytize to you sinners
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8:42 pm
“you both”? Ahaha that’s rich. I happen to be in culinary soon right now. Going on to being something in life. The only thing you have done Susan is lived by a book.
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8:43 pm
I still live with my parents because I’m still somewhat young. How’s living in your parent’s basement pretending to be an 80 year old woman online going for you?
I hope “God” decides to take you from this earth soon…I thinking “Satan” is saving a nice spot on his lap for you
You don’t have a right or mission to try and convert people to your jacked-up religion.
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11:14 pm
Pebrocks, good luck with getting a real job at a real restruant with that attitude. No one wants to hire someone like you, even that British guy that cusses all the time. The best you can hope for is a lower management job at McDonalds. If I ever get my coffee from a shift manager named Pebrock I will throw it in your face.
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11:19 pm
I’m pretty sure anyone with a weapon could take you down, really.
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11:20 pm
43 is not “still pretty young” but it is “pretty pathetic. When my husband died he left me with a insurance policy, a paid house, and several paid off cars.
I have a million dollar life insurance policy invested well, book revenues from my christian books I sold in the 80′s, stocks and bonds, social security, veterans benefits, medicare and medicaid, and AARP insurance. I want for nothing and live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood in Atlanta. I do not live in a basement but my Grandson does live with me.
He is a fat loser like you too, but I love him. He is family and looks after me. I just wish he would get rid of those toys and get a wife.
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11:21 pm
I have plenty of guns of my own, as the kids say “brung it” Fred.
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11:25 pm
This attitude is really only towards you people on the internet. I am more calmer in real life. And I would never lower myself to McDonalds. And you really think my real name is Pebrocks?
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11:32 pm
43? You think I’m 43? I’m 19 you old hag.
I don’t believe for one second that your an actual old lady and your little story is all bullshit.
“brung” isn’t a word
You may have guns, but I guarantee my aim is greater than yours. And I don’t believe in the warning shot, I shoot to kill
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11:34 pm
The only way anyone can take down Chubster, Odd Atheist, is with a battle axe and a running start.
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12:25 am
how could I miss a tub of lard like you. 19? go to college already! loser. stop annoying people and get an education.
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2:17 am
Fuck college, Theres nothing I could help me with.
Franchise: you’re just a sponge that absorbs whatever these fucks say. Get your free will back and then we’ll talk.
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10:59 pm
‘Shoot to kill’? Laughing out Loud! You liberals are so afraid of guns or anything manly for that matter. That’s why you choose to watch homogay shows about cartoon horses made for little girls instead of getting an education or a job!
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9:05 am
I’m not Liberal you fat-headed dumbfuck. My family happens to own Guns and we his hooting quite often. Why waste a bullet warning you web that same bullet could be lodged in your fat head?
You don’t fucking know me, I have a job that I like.
I’m a Brony and damn proud of it. Admitting you’re a Brony is nowhere near as difficult as it is for someone to come out of the closet, but it still takes guts to say “I’m a guy and I love My Little Pony
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9:07 am
*owns guns and go shooting quite often
I hate typing on an iPhone…
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7:48 pm
Great article Christopher, we can and will take Google down with this.
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7:56 pm
Ha. You guys have never boycotted anything. You say you will be we never see results. You also said that the anime or someone’s article was taken down but it’s still there.
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11:27 pm
We successfully boycotted:
The state of NY
Bill Murray
Subway
Frogger
And many others….
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11:29 pm
Are you smoking crack? NY is still a state, I don’t even know what you are talking about with Bill Murray. How can you boycott a man? Subway is still here and I eat there sometimes. I can play Frogger anytime I want.
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11:31 pm
“How can you boycott a man?”
Are you serious? People are products all the time. Any time you buy a band’s album, a movie, you are supporting everyone who is a part of it. You can boycott a person by boycotting every product they contributed to.
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5:37 pm
you may have boycotted all you want but you obviously have gotten anywhere because everything you mentioned is still there. gay marriage is still legal in ny. frogger is still a popular toy, subway is actually more popular to eat at too and YOU didnt succeed in anything with bill murrary he was convicted and not by you.
so what have you been actually successful at???
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10:10 pm
They can’t do anything by themselve they can’t boycott anything they can’t invade anything they are just a Bunch of Fat joke
seriously we should not even take thems eriously
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10:11 pm
You’ll never be taken eriously with spelling like that.
Laughing out LOUD!
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11:19 pm
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to be taken “eriously “.
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10:10 pm
I will gladly join in this holy boycott and notify my Church family to do the same! By the grace of the LORD we will redeem an innocent man caught up in the filthy tentacles of the HomoGay Agenda.
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4:59 am
What an excellent plan of action from a true soldier for Christ. God Bless you, Mr. Toppers.
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5:56 pm
hahaha i was just thinking that all you guys have the funniest hypocritical icons as your pictures.. like albert for example looks like john wayne gacy who was a homosexual pedofile (he was white too i may add) serial killer..
then theres stephenson who talks about people who are fat but hes ugly and fat too then blanche always talking about whores but yet her avatar is of a whore in hollywood..
i mean its just ironically funny
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7:32 am
How dare you besmirch the faithful Chris†wire Flockers.
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2:10 pm
Oh we dare. What are you going to do, throw holy water at us? Yikes, magic water, so scary. I’d better behave myself from now on or I’ll get sprinkled on.
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11:23 pm
my computer got the cyber AIDS from using that google image searcher thing for pictures for my articles. They owe me.
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11:39 pm
Do you mean a virus? You should really get a virus-protector.
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2:16 am
just her is a virus so the computer is already doomed even before starting
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11:37 pm
It’s a known fact that they came up with name “google” by combining two of their homogay words: “goo” and “ogle” because of their desire to stare at man juice….they are not fooling me.
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2:20 am
The name google comes from googleplex, a 1 with 100 zeros after it
They used it as an example that there is a shitload of results for a search
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10:54 am
What’s this I have here? Something that debunks this entire article?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss168/Approaching-the-End/santorum.png
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http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss168/Approaching-the-End/santorum3.png
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10:43 pm
Photoshopped.
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10:44 pm
Retarded clown.
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6:04 pm
I only used MS Paint to circle the definitons, I wouldn’t even know where to begin with shopping that
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1:18 am
This cross eyed genetic cesspool should be the poster child for any anti-inbreeding campaigns
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6:00 pm
at least i know now who not to vote for..
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