How To Bathe A Cat
Stray cats are a major problem for the United States. According to the ASPCA, there may be nearly 95 million stray cats in America and of all these cats, over 75% are feral, can carry rabies and are responsible for preying upon natural animals in our ecosystem. Each year, stray cats destroy local biomes and wreck havoc upon local fauna dynamics, cascading into the lifecycle of flora and ultimately contributing to environmental disasters like the California wildfires, Midwest flooding and arid famine that reaches south through Texas and Mexico.
Due to these things, it has become the responsibility of everyday people to trap stray cats and turn them into your local animal shelter. Nurturing and loving an unfamiliar cat properly is tedious work, and sometimes when you bring a stray in off the street for professional evaluation you will have to hold them in your home for a day or two, especially over long weekends.
For this reason, it is pertinent to know how to cleanse these vermin and protect yourself in the process. Every person has a duty to remove any stray cats. If the population trend of cats continue as right now, but they year 2052 they will number 600 million strays, outnumbering the amount of Americans in this country and bringing great danger to all our lives.
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
Cat’s body temperatures tend to run hot and they do not like water. While there are various techniques of how to get a cat into the water, a hands on approach is the best. Some people have asked about trapping a cat in a large cage and placing the cage in a tub, and then slowly letting the water fill up in the tub and the cat unable to escape.
While such methods can assuredly get the cat wet, it still does not allow you the hands on scrubbing that must be done to remove all their poisonous dander from their incessant licking, toxins they may have strayed into and blood from all the people and innocent natural species and probably children they have been scratching.
Make Sure You Are Prepared
1. Access — Cats are very cold, calculating predators. Watching but an episode of Big Cat Diary reveals the fiery predator that lies within even the tiniest of house cats. Most people do not know this, but just like a fish in a tank, a cat has a range of phenotypic plasticity that can allow its body to grow well outside the norm given the proper environmental support. Within every cat is the ability to kill you, so treat these animals with caution.
To the right, we see the ‘naked choke hold’ technique. Now while this technique leaves the arms and hands vulnerable and the sink needed to be clean by your ama de casa or butler, it is the quickest way to make sure the cat is washed in a quick manner, so you can quickly get it to a holding area, dry it off and feed it some yummy food while you wait to get it into your local animal shelter for evaluation.
2. Wear Proper Clothes – While cats my be declawed on their front paws, sadly most vet practices will refuse to declaw the backside paws of a cat outside a necessary medical condition. This leaves you vulnerable to a cat’s swipes, inherent clingyness and its vicious fangs. To handle a cat, I would highly suggest 1) kevlar gloves 2) vicegrip 3) steel toed boots, in case the cat attacks 4) long sleeved shirt and blue jeans 5) face mask (to protect from the cat’s odor if it urinates) 5) eye googles. 6) butcher’s apron.
With this outfit, you will be ready to deal with a cat and give it a bath, without posing harm to yourself or your little furry friend.
3. Treat cat like you would a wild snake – A cat is just as trustworthy as a king cobra or texas rattlesnake. They will hiss their tongues and look for their one chance to strike you in the jugular, especially if you are a stranger to the cat. When trapping a cat and prepping it for an animal shelter, you should definitely recruit several friends to help hold it down while you bathe it and shave off any matted fur. One person should pin the cats legs down, while the other uses a vice grapple on the cat’s jaw so it can’t open its mouth to bite you. Make sure to hold the cat firmly, but not so firm that it cannot breathe
Preparing the Bath
1. Fill the tub so high that the cat must swim. Cats are usually very warm and overheated, so make sure the water is nice and ice cold when you and your friends hold the cat down for a bath. Do not fill the tub up before bringing in your trapped cat. Wait until you all have it held in place (tape its paws if necessary) and then turn on the water. Cats will be soothed by the sound of gentle water filling up around them.
2. Fill a bucket or two with extra water for rinsing the cat (optional). This is so you don’t need to run more water during the bath, which might frighten your cat.
Preparing the Cat
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Take the soap and lotions from the basket. Put the soap or lotion on its skin.
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Vigorously work the soap into the cat’s fur. It is tough to remove all dander and excess fur without a thorough scrub.
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Gently comb out the fur.
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Trim the cat’s nails if you are skilled enough. This will prevent scratching and keep the cat from harming itself.
Bathing
1. Speak in a loud, firm voice. At the circus, note how trainers must use loud voices and crack whips to get a cat’s attention. Cats are among the more mentally challenged of animals, so it takes great patience and strength to break one to your will. Remain in control at all time and do not hesitate to chastise and berate a cat for being bad.
2. Douse the cat in water.
3. Do not miss the eyes, mouth and ears with soap.
This little friend is licking his chops in excitement and is only a few steps away from being fresh and clean, getting ready to be packed and delivered to the local animal shelter for evaluation.
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4. Bleach – Cats are responsible for various illnesses such as ringworm and have been connected to even the Bubonic plague. Thoroughly wash all areas where you bathe cats, especially if in your tub.
Drying
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This fuzzy feline is all tuckered out after a long, grueling bath. Look how content it looks after a good bath from loving people. It is ready for its 7 day mini-vacation to the local vet.
1. Blot and Rub – A cat will become ‘aroused’ and urinate on you if you dry it too much, so instead blot dry it or use a hair dryer. Cats are disgusting and do not recognize boundaries exist between species.
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Finish drying:
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Once you finish drying the vermin, tie them up or put it in a cage. It will start licking itself and air drying, there is just not much you can do about that aspect of a cat’s unappreciative nature. Feel free to feed the cat, as cats are very tidy eaters and will at least not get food all over themselves. -
When your local animal shelters open the door, you will be able to deliver to it a nice packaged, fresh and full kitty. Remember, before trying any of the advice in this article, verify what methods may work best for you with your local cat shelter.
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Author: Adam Nelson
7:34 pm
“…6) butcher’s apron”
Yea…This just screams normal to me…
Why do you hate cats? Im allergic to them and even I dot hate them
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11:11 pm
If you’re allergic, have you even spent much time around cats? It sounds like you might be very unfamiliar with their negative ways.
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11:19 pm
Cats can’t control how they act it’s implanted into their brain like a microchip telling them
what too do they aren’t like us. wow you’re very close minded…..why?
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11:29 pm
I love God’s creations on this Earth but I’m also mindful of their negative influences. Should we let children play with bobcats and ferrets? No, of course not. Has research proven that cats negatively affect a woman’s ability to marry, bear children and live a fulfilling home life? Yes, they have. There is also research showing that cat ownership does not glorify God in any way. In fact, it’s a rather self-indulgent and hateful hobby which I find nothing praiseworthy in.
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11:40 pm
God is prefect so is everything we make
negative influences come from personal opinions like almost every other thing in this, How is owning a cat self-indulgent
and it kinda does it shows god you care about his creations hateful is when Adam listen tying the cat down is a way for it to dry god doesn’t appreciate miss use of his creation there here for beauty and for us to enjoy not to bound down with ropes.
Also it says how to was a cat nothing about ferrets or bobcats
The only thing cat’s can honestly affect in a woman is a bacteria in the cats dung can harm a fetus…
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11:40 pm
He* and listed*
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11:41 pm
No they have not you fucking idiot! You know next to nothing about felines and need to learn about them first before opening up your damn mouth. So does this fucking Adam Nelson (who I have the displeasure of sharing the same surname as) and his barbaric was of taking care of a poor kitten. Such as getting soap in its ears, mouth and eyes! And scrubbing the thing really hard! Also using bleach! That’s animal abuse!
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11:41 pm
“Has research proven that cats negatively affect a woman’s ability to marry, bear children and live a fulfilling home life? Yes, they have.”
You don’t have a leg to stand on with that one, Mr. Eternal Bachelor.
“In fact, it’s a rather self-indulgent and hateful hobby which I find nothing praiseworthy in.”
So…it’s self-indulgent to dote on an animal that usually keeps to itself yet it’s totally selfless to dote on a dog, which will reciprocate the affection? How does THAT make sense? And hateful? The fuck…?
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11:51 pm
Great question, Stacey!
The Bible teaches us a very important lesson about Stewardship. Basically, this means that human beings must be stewards, or masters, of the lesser creatures on Earth. He gave them to us for food, entertainment and work. The animals are meant to be dependent and obligated to us, not the other way around! We are not supposed to serve as slaves to our pets, yet cats make human beings into their slaves to an incredible degree. There has been a tremendous amount of research on this topic and it’s truly fascinating.
Well, I hope this helps you on your journey of faith. God bless my young friend.
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11:30 pm
As a kid, my family had a cat. I was actually named after the cat.
Even though we had to get rid of the kid when I started to get affected by it, one of friends has two cats that I see a lot.
So yes, I have experiences with cats
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12:18 am
Your parents named you after a stray animal? That’s pretty sad.
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2:05 am
Who said anything about it being a stray? It was my family’s pet cat
The cat’s name was Zachariah
My name is Zachery
He was a kickass black cat and it dosen’t bug me being named after him
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3:12 am
I thought you was female?????
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4:04 am
I had said NUMEROUS times that I’m a male.
I’m a male, guy, dude, hombre…Got it memorized?
Hell, I’m a Brony. Which means MALE fans of My Little Pony
Also, what happened to your grammar in that comment?
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8:41 pm
Billings, do you honestly believe that you’re sane enough to do any kind of thinking?
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11:38 pm
Billings, you’ve spent time around ONE cat. That hardly constitutes expertise.
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12:17 am
And you sleep with cats. That hardly constitutes an unbiased approach.
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12:23 am
We’re talking about knowledge here, not bias. I know more about cats than you do. Period.
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12:33 am
Even though you’re a bossy spitfire, I still “love” you Claire.
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12:44 am
“Even though you’re a bossy spitfire, I still “love” you Claire.”
What does any of that have to do with the topic at hand?
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12:54 am
LOVE YOU!
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12:56 am
Shall I repeat my question?
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1:15 am
What question?
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1:48 am
THIS question:
“What does any of that [me supposedly being a "bossy spitfire" but you still "loving" me] have to do with the topic at hand?”
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1:52 am
I really don’t have to answer that now, do I?
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1:54 am
You’re the one who made the claim in the first place you moron!
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1:58 am
Listen here (Lamar?) we really don’t need you budding in between me and Claire.
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1:59 am
“budding” in? L.N. is not a potato.
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2:02 am
Langston Newsome very well may love potatoes.
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2:03 am
Billings, until my first name is on display for all to see, you will address me as ‘L. N.’. I won’t get picky with the dots, but calling me other names is just going to bite you in the ass.
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2:05 am
I never thought I’d see the day when a man named Stephenson Billings would be making fun of someone else’s name.
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2:06 am
That’s quite harsh Lance Nooners.
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2:09 am
Roger the Wonder Cat, did you stuff your boyfriends turds up your ass again?
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2:11 am
Landry Neilson?
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2:14 am
Look Donald Rubert, if you aren’t going to call me “L. N.”, then you’re doing nothing but invading my privacy, after claiming you don’t invade the privacy of others.
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2:16 am
KNEW IT THAT LANDRY WAS CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2:22 am
No, you’re quite far off actually there Burton Sullivan, I’m just sick of you acting as if you know more about me than you actually think you do.
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2:26 am
Leslie Napolitano?
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2:29 am
Every time you get my name wrong, it’s also an admission you rape children. Each time you get it wrong, it’s another child you’ve admitted to raping.
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2:35 am
L.N., I know your first name. You used to say it quite often when you first started whining and ranting on here. I believe it is Law, am I correct? I guess all the bile spewing and hatred that you put out of your keyboard has given you short term memory loss.
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2:39 am
This blowhard wishes he had SOMETHING in common with Jude Law, Bruce, but I promise you his name ain’t it.
Lars Newhart is a very sensitive guy!
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2:44 am
So that’s two children you rape then, Billings. And Prissy? You’re nothing more than a delusional moron, go back to bed, your boyfri-I mean, ‘girlfriend’ is calling for you.
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5:29 am
I love cats. such independent creatures.
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7:35 pm
This is very informative Adam. I usually dry my kitty boy with a tourmaline hair drier. The ionization of the bad kitty smells and germs makes them docile and happy.
Great article!
BB
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8:27 pm
Make sure you use soaps not tested on animals. It can lead to a feeling of science.
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8:44 pm
Science is there, whether you believe it or not. So just get used to it… and if you’re so afraid of science, why the hell are you on a computer?
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2:20 pm
Whoa cheeto. I was encouraging science. If you use stuff not tested on animals, who knows what will happen. You get the pleasure of exploring new scientific frontiers. Who knows what will happen? Will it get the cat pregnant? Will it turn blue? Maybe the cat will go blind? Fun for all.
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2:34 pm
I thought Christians frowned on science. So why are you encouraging it? Are you a good Christian man August? Or have you gone down a different path?
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2:52 pm
We love science.
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3:14 pm
You don’t love science.
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3:40 pm
Yes we do. Look at all the good things that have come from science:
Fracking
V2 Rockets
Internal Combustion
Nuclear Weapons
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3:52 pm
Wow…Sadistic as fuck aren’t ya?
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3:56 pm
Also forgot Tang.
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7:58 pm
I may get a fresh new butcher apron just for this occasion! The one I have is all stained and musky.
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8:04 pm
The blood from all the children you’ve slaughtered would stain a butcher apron rather quickly.
Hey McBitchTits the clown, what exactly do you need a freaking apron for?
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8:17 pm
If you must ask, I was in charge of Christmas dinner for the whole Toppers clan!
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8:20 pm
Doesn’t that go against your beliefs, McBitchTits? Isn’t dinner the woman’s job? Or did you kill her and eat her?
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8:31 pm
I was in charge of the hunting and butchering! I don’t cook.
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8:40 pm
Claire, don’t kid yourself, Clownboy couldn’t get a girlfriend or a wife if he tried.
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8:20 pm
I like how you didn’t even try to deny the children killing thing…or the fact I call you McBitchTits…
Anyway, why not just throw the dirty thing in the washing machine or hand wash it? It would save you some money…
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8:31 pm
How old are you?
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8:46 pm
If you can tell me how my age is relevent to this conversation, I will tell you
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11:13 pm
Alberts just creeping on you xD fucking random age question FTW
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11:15 pm
As fat as Tubby Pony Oddtheist is shouldn’t he be called “McBitchTits”?
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11:17 pm
How would you even know what OddAtheist looks like? That’s right, you don’t. You always talk as if you know each and everyone of us yet all of is completely false.
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11:25 pm
The fat thing got old about a million comments ago.
I’ve told you about 3 or 4 things about my personal life and you somehow magically jumped to the conclusion that I’m some fatass
You can bash me on me being a Brony or an Atheist, but you don’t even know what I look like so shut the fuck up.
Go fuck yourself,
OddAtheist
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11:17 pm
Why the hell do you need a Butcher Apron to wash a cat?
if it’s all stained and musky why not fucking wash it? I mean come on what are you trying to pull
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7:58 pm
I usually just put my kitties in the washing machine on a gentle, warm cycle. They’re not too fond of that process, but they sure love the tumble dryer! Hint: Toss a few Downy dryer sheets in while they dry. Gives them a little something to play with while they dry, and they come out soft and fresh!
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8:16 pm
I think I’ve seen those dryers.
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8:28 pm
That’s a cat wheel…It’s like a hamster wheel…only bigger
This is a tumbler dryer:
I thought a “good housewife” like you would know that…
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8:32 pm
She ain’t makin’ sandwiches, she’s a terrible housewife.
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11:20 pm
Sadistic old bag.
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7:13 pm
Sadist.
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8:07 pm
So did Adam just admit that he loves strangling cats under cold water?
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11:12 pm
Is that a turn on for you, you perv?
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11:28 pm
Hey, don’t pin your fetishes on me you sick bastard, you’re the one who likes tossing children into your dungeon and eating aborted babies.
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11:30 pm
You have a rich fantasy life. Too bad you’re so poor in faith.
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11:37 pm
Says the moron who hates humanity and sins against God.
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12:20 am
“Through him you believe in God, who raised him from the dead and glorified him, and so your faith and hope are in God.” –1 Peter 1:21.
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12:43 am
“Fear is the path to the Dark Side.” – Yoda
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8:13 pm
“sadly most vet practices will refuse to declaw the backside paws of a cat outside a necessary medical condition.”
Have you ever witnessed a declawing up close and in person? Well I have. I’ve observed many, many different surgeries, ranging from spays, tumor removals, and intestinal resections. But the only surgery that ever made me nauseous was a feline declaw.
“Cats are usually very warm and overheated, so make sure the water is nice and ice cold when you and your friends hold the cat down for a bath.”
Although a cat’s normal temperature ranges from 100 – 102.2 they are BY NO MEANS “overheated”. You’re just a sadistic fuck.
“Cats will be soothed by the sound of gentle water filling up around them.”
No they won’t. Just like with dogs, it will only freak them out more.
“Cats are among the more mentally challenged of animals”
Are you on crack?
“Do not miss the eyes, mouth and ears with soap.”
I hope someone pours battery acid in your eyes, mouth, and ears.
I’d gladly volunteer to do it. I’ll just have L.N tie you up and force your eyes and mouth open.
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11:12 pm
Claire, you are such a violent person. Battery acid would not feel very good.
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11:21 pm
She is a horrible person.
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11:26 pm
Hey old bag i thought granny’s were nice and made cookies and talked about ww2
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11:53 pm
yeah that’s right dislike it ;D
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11:45 pm
“Battery acid would not feel very good.”
Exactly.
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11:54 pm
Claire you are my hero lets be bffles like for ever <33333333
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6:33 pm
Obviously. Dumb asshole. I think she should BATHE you in battery acid, she’d be nice to ONLY get your eyes, ears and mouth. Sadistic FREAKS like you don’t need to be on the streets.
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11:17 pm
Claire, why is it that you always post these ridiculous diatribes whenever Christwire publishes any research on felines? You’re obsessed and frankly many of us find it strange. I know you want to believe you’re some Jack Hanna of the internet, but you’re not. Your expertise in this arena is limited at best and your liberal “let’s crowd the world with anchor babies and disease” attitude is all too obvious. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that every “crazy cat lady” video I’ve ever seen abounds in squalor. Your approach underscores this to an outrageous degree.
Do you really think it’s fair for the rest of us if you always comment on the cat articles?
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11:23 pm
She ALWAYS has to expose us to her silly opinions of Cats. I am quite frankly tired of it.
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11:30 pm
Research? Adam enjoys abusing animals and you call THAT research? You really are insane.
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11:32 pm
You know, I’ve finally figured you out “LN”.
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11:36 pm
Of course you think that, you’ve only gone and confused me with half a dozen other people before and gotten almost every detail of my life completely wrong. You’re nothing but a moron who thinks he’s better than everyone.
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12:15 am
For a while I consider that your name might be Alan and LN some vague way of noting that. But that’s not like you. You’re far more subversive and political. And then I remembered your libertarianism and the other shoe dropped. It’s a background menonmic device. Ie:
RoN PauL
Backwards, that’s LN. You love Ron Paul and you’re letting your little friends know it though you’re not quite brave enough to admit it to me. Oh well, my little liberatian, how does it feel to be outed???
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12:25 am
I would take a teenage football player over a dirty cat any day, little lady. And do we really need to hear you brag yet again about your feminist “career”???
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12:27 am
“For a while I consider that your name might be Alan and LN some vague way of noting that.”
I mentioned several times that L. N. are my initials. Nothing vague about that.
“But that’s not like you. You’re far more subversive and political. And then I remembered your libertarianism and the other shoe dropped. It’s a background menonmic device. Ie:
RoN PauL
Backwards, that’s LN. You love Ron Paul and you’re letting your little friends know it though you’re not quite brave enough to admit it to me. Oh well, my little liberatian, how does it feel to be outed???”
Wow. I’m stunned, really, I am. You’re THAT stupid. I’m not sure if I should give you points for creativity or just laugh my ass off as to how stupid you are. Everyone else who tried to ‘decipher’ my name? It was either insultive, or a decent guess, which is par for the course, really. Some tried to make my initials out to be my whole name, just shortened, like Mad Gabbs or whatever. You? You take quite possibly THE most conspiracy-heavy route possible. “He’s a liberal, Ron Paul is a conservative, Ron Paul ends with N and L, his name consists of L and N, IT MUST BE RON PAUL’S LAST TWO LETTERS BALRTSJBGSDKLFJR”.
Seriously, go ahead and ask it, how many people got ‘Ron Paul supporter’ out of ‘L.N.’, based ENTIRELY on your theory. There’s not a soul who would ever make the connection, and no one would believe it upon learning I don’t give two shits about Ron Paul. Thanks though for that laugh, I’ll give you at least that much for your insanity. However, I know you’re going to take that as an apology, because you’re so stupid, so I just want to see how far you’ll read past that: if you think I’m apologizing to you, then you’re also admitting to being a child molester who’s murdered people.
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12:34 am
“I would take a teenage football player over a dirty cat any day, little lady. And do we really need to hear you brag yet again about your feminist “career”???”
Cats are a hell of a lot cleaner than teenage football players. That is a fact. Last semester at school I went to do my laundry and I made the mistake of opening a washer that was full of unwashed football gear – cleats, all those body pad things they wear, etc. The smell literally made me back up into the wall behind me. The only thing I can compare the smell to is rotting cantaloupe.
What is feminist about my career and why did you put quotations around the word?
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12:38 am
First of all, I have never seen you mention that LN was your initials. If you had spelled it L. N. or Mr. L. N. maybe I could have suspected it. But the truth is you never once mentioned this to me and I have not once seen anyone guess what your name could be if this is indeed true and not some angry way of deflecting the truth I have discovered. Are you really that paranoid you just can’t admit that I’ve found you out? Sad that you’re so shallow and transparent, but it’s the truth and now that we know, lets move on okay?
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12:39 am
I’d rather hose down a football player than some mangy, angry cat. You, Claire? I guess you don’t swing that way…
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12:41 am
You don’t need to hose down cats in the first place, idiot!
And you didn’t answer my questions.
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12:51 am
“First of all, I have never seen you mention that LN was your initials. If you had spelled it L. N. or Mr. L. N. maybe I could have suspected it.”
Oh gee, I wonder how I spell my initials here-oh wait, it is L. N. like they ARE initials, who would’ve thought?
“But the truth is you never once mentioned this to me and I have not once seen anyone guess what your name could be if this is indeed true and not some angry way of deflecting the truth I have discovered.”
That’s because you don’t pay attention to anything unless it’s stroking your own ego.
“Are you really that paranoid you just can’t admit that I’ve found you out?”
You’re a conspiracy theorist all the way. You’ve confused me with Comedian several times, you kept calling me Allen for awhile, you’ve said once or twice that you think me and Claire are the same person, and don’t get me started about other people you just blatantly make theories up about without any proof. You seriously think you’ve ‘found me out’? L. N. are my initials, and that’s all you’re getting from me as far as my name goes, you sick pervert.
“Sad that you’re so shallow and transparent, but it’s the truth and now that we know, lets move on okay?”
Whatever you say, Roger the Wonder Cat.
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1:02 am
That’s funny now that you mention it you name is displayed as L [dot] N [dot] on my computer. I had not recognized that before. In any event, it still doesn’t change the whole issue about your support of Ron Paul, a Republican I should add, who has fought against gay marriage and abortions. So maybe we’re not so different after all, Paulista?
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By the way, this has come up before and I should let you and Claire know that I have some trouble reading the text on this page. It’s tiny and gray, not black. When these comments thread down the page they get narrow and that makes it even harder for me. I am not a young squirt any more and my eyes get EXHAUSTED! So maybe try to be a little more gentle with the criticisms okay? it’s rather disrepectful.
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1:04 am
When I say “this page” I don’t just mean this one cat article, but all the articles and comments sections on Christwire. Just wanted to clarify.
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1:05 am
I already told you that I don’t give two shits about Ron Paul and you’re still calling me a supporter of his? He’s against homosexual marriages, I support them. I firmly believe that it shouldn’t matter what a person is defined as by society, but what matters are their actions. For instance, you call yourself a Christian when the reality is you’re anything BUT one.
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Billings, why should I ease off on the criticisms? You tried to claim that I know less about cats than you do. I’m not letting that one slide.
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1:19 am
Has your name always been spelled LN with the dots? For some reason now that I think about it a little, I suspect you’re pulling a prank on me.
Claire, if you truly hate old people as you seem to, why don’t you just admit it?
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1:20 am
There’s always been at least one ‘dot’, moron. You think I’m pulling a prank on you because you’re a conspiracy theorist.
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1:25 am
It wouldnt be the first time you hackers have screwed with my website.
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1:27 am
Ah, yes, I forgot to add that you think I hacked your website or some shit like that to the conspiracy theory list. God you’re pathetic, you really are.
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1:45 am
“Claire, if you truly hate old people as you seem to, why don’t you just admit it?”
This conversation hasn’t a SINGLE thing to do with old people. This is about YOU belittling my obvious superiority over you when it comes to feline knowledge.
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1:47 am
I thought that was you leaving the hateful comment on my bio page of the other site.
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1:49 am
Dumbass, I haven’t been on your page in at least a YEAR!
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1:51 am
Not talking to you Claire. That was meant for Leroy Nimitz.
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11:57 pm
“Claire, why is it that you always post these ridiculous diatribes whenever Christwire publishes any research on felines?”
Gee, I don’t know genius, perhaps because I happen to adore cats?
“You’re obsessed and frankly many of us find it strange.”
Better to be obsessed with felines than with the “toned thighs and rippling muscles” of teenage football players.
“I know you want to believe you’re some Jack Hanna of the internet”
Who the hell is Jack Hanna?
“Your expertise in this arena is limited at best”
Excuse me? How many cats have you dealt in your life? In the past five years I have worked with a good thousand or so cats volunteering at the MSPCA. In interned at a vet clinic when I was 17. I worked at Animal Control when I was 19. I’m currently in my senior year as a VET TECH student and have gotten up at 5:30 AM countless mornings for kennel shift, in which we have to clean the dog and cat rooms and feed them. I have cared for my neighbor’s cat since I was about 8. I’ve had two cats of my own since I was 12. I currently work at a veterinary practice. I assisted in a feline spay at school and have assisted in numerous dog and cat neuters and spays at work. So yeah, I’d say my knowledge of cats tops yours, fatass. And if you try to claim that I don’t know about cats again, I’ll tell everyone on here about the woman you’ve been in communication with.
“your liberal “let’s crowd the world with anchor babies and disease””
Wait…is a pro-lifer seriously accusing a pro-choicer of wanting to crowd the world with babies? SERIOUSLY?
“Do you really think it’s fair for the rest of us if you always comment on the cat articles?”
Before I answer that, how about you inform us all why you think it’s NOT fair?
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5:33 am
I’d join the fun, but I know how damaging battery acid is, I’m never trying that again.
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8:19 pm
New post on Susan’s blog!
http://susanbxenu.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/a-guest-post-from-dr-adam-nelson-himself/
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8:33 pm
That is an absolute disgrace. Do you get off on impersonating people and spreading falsehoods? You should be ashamed of yourself!
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8:38 pm
You get off on locking children up like your boyfriend does, yet you seem perfectly content with yourself.
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9:16 pm
Anymore LIES?
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9:19 pm
Just a lot more truths
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9:28 pm
A honest question:
Brother Toppers, is your disguise moddled off John Wayne Gacy’s ”pogo the clown” disguise?
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11:25 pm
@Brother Hubner – I’ve never known you to ask a dishonest question – no qualifier needed, my good Christian friend! My clown style has been handed down through six generations of Toppers! I do hope there will be a seventh! I pray every day that God will make it so! Honk, honk!
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7:30 am
Brother Toppers, I think understand starts when ignorance begin, I think its great that you do what you love, being an entretainer of children is an art.
However I would hate to see any ressemblance between your dishuise and that of serial killer and rapist John Wayne Gacy. Mabe you coukd try to round off those edges a little? An honest smile is the key to children’s heart.
Blessed be.
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9:01 pm
MD is for mental disease ?
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11:19 pm
Claire, you could be arrested for this you know.
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11:20 pm
Some time in the slammer would serve her good, Dr. Billings!
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11:33 pm
I bet that little whore might find a date then.
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12:05 am
Gee Susan, what happened to all that “I love Claire like one of my granddaughters” bullshit you were spewing yesterday?
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12:07 am
Claire, I recall some pretty naughty posts on this Christian site! Your mind is not innocent! And I pray for you!
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12:11 am
Says the pedophile clown.
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12:20 am
What’s with all this “Ssys” stuff? Should I call you Simon? Do you have any shame at all? Are you ever the least embarrassed that you slander anonymously with such impunity?
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12:21 am
OOPS – I meant “says” stuff. I trust you will understand everyone makes mistakes! God Bless!
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1:08 am
Albert, I love this book!
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1:10 am
Gee Billings, you’re supposed to resize the picture. Learn your internet, kiddo!
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1:20 am
I AM SO SORRY CLAIRE BUT YOU PEOLPE POST SO FAST I CANNOT KEEP UP AND DO NOT HAVE TIME TO REDO EVERY PICTURE THAT COMES DOWN THE PIPE.
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1:21 am
Then don’t bitch about the size of other people’s pictures then, asshole.
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5:38 am
I just open the image in a new tab.
does Sodomy include Pegging?
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11:31 pm
Oh? How can she? Are you a ‘certified law expert’ now?
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11:33 pm
I’d call it an abuse of racial privilege, though that’s probably not a crime outside of TN.
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11:35 pm
Abuse of racial privilege? The hell is that? You know what, don’t answer, you’d just tell me more bullshit anyway.
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11:47 pm
I live in tennesseee and you guys are actually committing a crime here.
theres a law here that if you post or say something causeing soeone emotionally distress in tennesseee you can go to jail for it even if you live in other states so better not make me emotionally disstressed
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12:28 am
You’re causing me distress, Lacey, but I am too decent of a man to send you to jail and ruin your one chance at marriage.
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12:32 am
Billings continues with the threats. How classy.
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12:03 am
Arrested for what?
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12:21 am
SLANDER
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12:26 am
How by me clearly stating that law?
I just don’t wanna put a bunch of christians in jail personally you’re ignorance among others is pissing mme off where i wanna scream c:
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12:29 am
These fuckers slander people left and right. Did you see Billings’ attack on Bill Murray that he calls an “article?”
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12:30 am
We could actually file a lawsuit in a British court for monetary awards. It doesn’t matter that we’re both Americans, we just have to prove there is a likelihood that someone in England reads Christwire and is effected by it. You could be forced into a jury trial.
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12:33 am
Billings, what the hell are you talking about now?
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12:35 am
I think Billings has been sniffing glue again.
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12:44 am
Sorry, sometimes I forget that I’m just far better read that you folks. There was a book that was published recently and some interesting discussions have taken place about English libel law. Please read if you’re curious about journalism and the law.
You Can’t Read This Book: why libel tourists love London
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12:48 am
I just may take The Guardian off my holy block list to read it. Thanks for the suggestion and for spreading your wisdom, Dr. Billings!
Any more suggestions for my reading list? I’m making a corned beef sandwich right now.
Honk, honk!
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1:24 am
“Sorry, sometimes I forget that I’m just far better read that you folks.”
Clearly a master of the English language here. Care to rephrase that? You can barely speak the language of the country you love so much, yet you insist you’re still better when it comes to it than others.
“There was a book that was published recently and some interesting discussions have taken place about English libel law. Please read if you’re curious about journalism and the law. ”
How does that apply to the situation at hand, considering it’s two Americans on an American website that are having an argument, how does foreign law have any impact on a situation like this? Short answer: it doesn’t.
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1:28 am
That sentence makes perfect sense if “read” is read as “red” not “reed”. Try it, kiddo.
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1:29 am
Which still doesn’t make a lick of sense.
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3:16 am
Imbecile.
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8:24 am
oh wait! think I remember who Bill Murray is! didn’t he play Fred in the “Flintstones” live action movie? because then I know exactly who we are talking about.
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8:20 pm
Indoor cats can cause brain damage because of the diseases they carry. The center of the brain damaged first governs societal interactions.
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8:24 pm
What fucking diseases?
“While most feline infectious diseases affect only cats, and most human infectious diseases affect only humans, it is important to be aware that some of these diseases-called zoonotic diseases-can be transmitted between cats and people. You are much more likely to contract ailments from other humans than you are from your cat.”
Read the last sentence a few times until it sinks in
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/fhc/brochures/ZoonoticDisease.html
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8:36 pm
Toxoplasmosis. Speaking as a medical professional, I can attest to the danger that catboxes pose to pregnant women. The parasite is in the cat poo. Cats don’t kill as many fetuses as abortion doctors, but they’re a close second.
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8:41 pm
Lets say an abortion doctor kills 100 fetuses a year. Approximately how many fetuses will cats kill that same year?
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9:11 pm
The death of even one innocent, blessed fetus from cat filth is too much.
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“A short list of the diseases cats transmit to humans includes: Petzetakis’ Syndrome, Cat-Scratch-Oculoglandular Syndrome, Parinaud’s Syndrome, Adenitis, Debre’s Syndrome, Foshay-Mollaret Cat-Scratch Fever, Lymphadenitis and Lymphoreticulosis. Scientific studies have shown that cats cause sleep disorders and that housepets are behind thousands of human injuries every year. A new danger on the horizon is MRSA, a life-threatening infection that is resistant to antibiotics and can kill you (see the fascinating article, “How I Got MRSA from Our Cat”). There is also widespread concern that these animals pose a threat to pregnant mothers and newborns, due to diseases such as Toxoplasmosis. Sadly, research has also shown that cat ownership causes eczema in children.”
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11:51 pm
Scientific… i read up to there, and just knew everything else is in your mind bullshit, Dr Billings
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12:46 am
I give you Bible verse and you complain. I give you scientific facts and you complain. What do want, an Obama echo chamber for your liberal lies? That ain’t my thing, buddy. Go fish on Faily Kos.
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12:54 am
What we want you to do is to shut the hell up, Billings, considering you know nothing about anything you talk about.
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1:43 am
Maybe I’m wrong but Campus Security told me you were in Chamberlayne, 2nd floor.
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1:57 am
Then you clearly didn’t communicate with them at all, considering how Chamberlayne is not a dormitory.
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2:10 am
I guess I’ve always thought the stuck up elitists ended up at Shaw. Anyway, I’m glad you settling into Wadworth. Nice view from there, am I right?
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2:11 am
Wadsworth is the library.
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2:13 am
Maybe your institution should invest in maps that are labelled with more than a building’s name… such as its function.
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8:44 pm
You can’t read Billings, that might be a factor as to why you’re confused all the time.
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8:49 pm
The dangers of toxoplasmosis are hyped.
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8:50 pm
Although cats can get infected with toxo numerous times over their lives, they only shed the toxo oocysts once.
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11:23 pm
I would advise all parents of newborns reading Claire’s comments to please do you own research and talk to your doctor! DO NOT take advice from some self-proclaimed “expert of the internets.”
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11:32 pm
Yet you think you’re the ‘go-to authoritative figure’ for any of the nonsense you scream and rant about, Billings. Hypocritical much?
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12:02 am
Parasitology
Protozoans
Subphylum: Apicomplexa (Sporozoa)
1. Coccidians
Toxoplasma gondii
2. Hemosporidians
According to the CDC…
“Toxoplasmosis is considered to be the third leading cause of death attributed to food borne illness in the United States. More than 60 million men, women, and children in the U.S. carry the Toxoplasma parasite, but very few have symptoms because the immune system usually keeps the parasite from causing illness.”
Toxoplasma gondii
-Intracellular protozoan parasite
-1st recognized in 1908 in rodents
-1st feline case in 1942
-Life cycle defined in 1970
-Definitive host: cats ONLY
Cats are the ONLY known animal to excrete oocysts
-Other hosts: most warm blooded animals
Cats:
-Infected transplacentally or by ingestion of any of the infective stages (oocysts or tissue cysts)
Toxoplasma gondii Life Cycle:
Ingestion of paratenic host containing bradyzoite tissue cysts by the definitive host, cats:
-Bradyzoites (slowly dividing tissue stage are freed from paratenic into host (cat) tissue
-Penetrate epithelial cells of cat’s intestine
Enteroepithelial Cycle (ONLY in cats)
-Schizogony: 5 stages (generations) of asexual reproduction…
-Next gametes are formed during the sexual phase of Gametogony
-Results in production of unsporulated oocysts which are passed out of cat w/ feces
-Next Sporogony occurs in the environment ending with sporulated oocysts in as early as 24 hours (1-5 days)
-Infective oocysts can survive in the environment for several months
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE SAFE IF LESS THAN 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED FROM THE TIME OF ELIMINATION TO THE TIME OF LITTERBOX CLEANING, AS THE OOCYSTS ARE NOT SPORULATING YET
Shedding of oocysts ends within 1-3 weeks
SHEDDING DOES NOT USUALLY REOCCUR IN ADULT CATS; CATS CAN BE INFECTED AGAIN, BUT WILL ONLY SHED OOCYSTS ONCE
Life Cycle (continued):
Ingestion of oocysts or tissue cysts by paratenic hosts (by cats or by other hosts including people):
Extraintestinal Cycle:
-Ingestion of sporulated oocysts or tissue cysts
-Enter & invade intestinal epithelial cells becoming tachyzoites which rapidly disseminate via blood & lymph throughout the body
-Capable of crossing placenta
-Once an immune response is launched, the tachyzoites become bradyzoites & encyst in the tissues
-Next, assuming the immune system is normal, they form tissue cysts containing bradyzoites & once infected, the host stays infected for life
-Can be found anywhere but most commonly CNS, heart, retina, skeletal muscles & visceral organs
-These bradyzoites can only be reactivated causing clinical disease in people with immunosuppression, pregnancy (although human fetuses are safe from reactivated T. gondii), long term steroid use, neoplasia, or chemotherapy
-Extraintestinal toxoplasmosis can lead to clinical disease in any mammal including people due to the tachyzoite replication in the infected tissue
-Can be acute or chronic
-Clinical syndromes associated with toxo infected cats depend on immune system status and which part of the body is infected with tachyzoites
-Signs can include uveitis, fever, muscle hyperesthesia, lymphadenopathy, vomiting, cough, pneumonia, weakness, wt loss, anorexia, seizures, ataxia, icterus, hepatitis, and pancreatitis
Transplacentally Infected Kittens:
-Develop most severe form of toxoplasmosis
-Stillbirth or miscarriage is common
-If born, generally die of hepatic or pulmonary disease
-Kittens will shed oocysts at about 3 weeks of age for 1-3 weeks
Toxoplasmosis Infection
-Zoo animals are at particular risk of toxoplasmosis due to exposure from feral cats
-Infected organs are usually the brain, lung, and heart
-Death can occur rapidly, within 3-4 weeks
-Spontaneous abortions or still births may occur in infected pregnant animals
Incidence of Toxoplasmosis
-30-55% of cats and people are seropositive for toxoplasmosis
-However, only 15% of women of childbearing age are seropositive for toxo
-This means 85% of women of childbearing age are at risk of developing congenital toxoplasmosis
-Believe it or not, the incidence is no higher in veterinary professionals or in people in other animal-related fields
Toxo Facts:
-Toxo can also be passed via blood transfusion, organ transplantation, or accidental inoculation of infected blood
-22.5% (over 60 million people) of the world population of people over 12 years old are seropositive for Toxoplasma
-In the U.S., about 225,000 cases of toxo occur each year resulting in about 750 deaths
-Oocyst shedding only lasts 1-3 weeks
OOCYSTS TAKE AT LEAST 24 HOURS TO SPORULATE THEREFORE REDUCING THE RISK OF INFECTION TO PEOPLE IF LITTERBOXES ARE CLEANED DAILY
Oocysts can live in the environment for months (up to 1 year)
Toxoplasmosis in People
-Immunocompetent people usually experience flu-like symptoms when infected with T. gondii…
-self-limiting fever
-general malaise
-lymphadenopathy
-Most never know they are infected
-However, signs can be confused with signs of infectious mononucleosis
Diagnosis
-Direct Detection of T. gondii in clinical specimens is difficult; parasites can be isolated from blood, CSF, aqueous humor, amniotic fluid and tissue biopsies
-Finding oocysts in feces of cats is difficult and rare since they are only shed 21 days or so then never again
-Also hard to differentiate T. gondii from other harmless organisms like Hammondia hammondi & Besnoitia darlingi
-ELISA test kits are also available
-Be sure the lab uses a feline test & tests for both IgM & IgG antibody titers:
-IgM is an antibody made locally in mucosal-associated lymphatic tissue. It is produced early in the immune response to a pathogen, before IgG. IgM is initially produced to fight antigens but soon decreases & allows IgG to take over
+ for either = no active shedding
IgG Antibody + = Exposure
IgM titer of >1:64 is indicative of active toxoplasmosis, also a positive IgM & a negative IgG indicates active infection but the cat is beyond shedding at this time or a 4-fold increase in IgG
Dx is based on:
1. Ab serum levels (although sick cats can be antibody negative or only IgM positive)
2. Signs of toxoplasmosis
3. Exclusion of all else
4. + response to Tx
Treatment
-Clindamycin (Antirobe) orally 25 mg/kg divided PO BID for 4-6 weeks
-Trimethoprim-sulfamethoxazole (TMS/DiTrim)
-Some are concurrently Tx w/ prednisolone
-Non eye or non CNS toxo signs will usually resolve 2-3 days post drug administration
-Does not get rid of the Toxoplasma organism, just controls it
Pregnancy & Zoonoses
THERE IS A 40% CHANCE THAT SERONEGATIVE WOMEN EXPOSED TO T. GONDII DURING OR POSSIBLY JUST BEFORE (<6 mon) PREGNANCY WILL PASS T. GONDII TO THEIR UNBORN CHILD CAUSING “CONGENITAL TOXOPLASMOSIS”
-2 in 1000 babies are born each year with toxoplasmosis
-1 in 10 babies are born with severe toxoplasmosis and can die within a few days after birth
-Toxoplasmosis can result in miscarriage or stillbirth
-Toxoplasmosis infected babies can be born with varying degrees of neurological conditions including hydrocephalus and microcephaly
-55-80% of babies who appear normal at birth develop problems months to years later including mental disabilities, cerebral palsy, seizures, ocular disease, hearing loss and learning disabilities
IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT PREGNANT WOMEN ARE MORE AT RISK FROM INGESTING POORLY COOKED MEAT OR CONTAMINATED FOOD/BEVERAGES THAN FROM FELINE EXPOSURE
If a cat is tested and have a positive titer for toxoplasmosis, it is EXTREMELY unlikely to re-shed oocysts and is therefore not a threat!
If the owner has a positive toxoplasmosis titer, there is NO risk to the fetus during pregnancy!
Pregnant women at greatest risk are toxo negative and living with a toxo negative cat, particularly an outdoor cat or kitten
Women who are worried & contemplating pregnancy, for peace of mind, can:
-Get tested for toxoplasmosis
-Have their cat tested for toxoplasmosis
CAUTION: Do not bring any new cats, especially kittens, into the household
Although cats are the definitive host and the only species capable of passing oocysts, CAT OWNERSHIP IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH AN INCREASE IN TOXOPLASMOSIS IN PEOPLE
Also, cats are fastidious and do not usually leave feces (thus oocysts) on their fur
Undercooked meat, particularly pork, lamb, and venison, is the most common method of infection
Up to 25% of lamb and pork samples contain T. gondii cysts
Other methods include transportation of oocysts on bodies of flies, roaches, worms, and beetles, improperly washed veggies, consumption of unpasteurized goat milk or cheese, and contaminated water.
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12:05 am
Gee, Claire, do you have to copy and paste? Have you not heard of editing or judicious summary?
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12:48 am
CUT & PASTE!
Laughing out on the floor laughing!!!!
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12:50 am
Everything these atheists write on this forum is cut and pasted from liberal talking points.
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12:51 am
“CUT & PASTE!
Laughing out on the floor laughing!!!!”
I originally posted it on your first “article” regarding cats and yes, I cut and pasted it from there. When I originally posted it I typed it up completely from my lecture notes.
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1:11 am
So your parents pay all this money so you can go to a fancy New England college and sit around with old guys in tweed coats discussing cats?
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1:17 am
“sit around with old guys in tweed coats discussing cats?”
The hell…?
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1:23 am
College professors at fancy preppy schools wear tweed coat. This cat stuff apparently comes from your classes which means you sit around all day talking about Fluffy and Mister Whiskers. I wonder if your folks know they’re paying all that money for this???
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1:26 am
I’d imagine that her parents do know that she’s studying to be a vet technician, or something similar, considering she still lives with them and probably converses with them about her classes during dinner or such. Not everyone lived a childhood like yours, Billings, picked on and insulted, having to have imaginary friends past the teenage years to keep yourself from putting a barrel to your brain and blasting blood and matter all over your bedroom.
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1:36 am
Actually, LN (Luke Newton?), Claire lives in a dormitory at her school which is located in Maine, a separate state than Massachusetts. She has a pleasant setup and even a roommate. It’s a bucolic place, with graceful old trees that are brown right now and lacking leaves, but rather beautiful in the spring time. She has a nice view from her window and looking up from the outside, one has a nice view of her room. Her locale is close to the school pool and the design center. Anyway, Claire does go back to the city where her folks lives on many weekends, trudging along her big bag of laundry and a red backpack full of textbooks.
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1:36 am
“College professors at fancy preppy schools wear tweed coat. This cat stuff apparently comes from your classes which means you sit around all day talking about Fluffy and Mister Whiskers. I wonder if your folks know they’re paying all that money for this???”
Are you high? Are you also under the impression that people going to med school to be pediatricians sit around all day talking about Little Jimmy and Little Sally? Or do you think they learn medicine instead?
Here’s a list of all the classes I have taken so far (not including basic courses like literature and math):
Pathology
Parasitology
Microbiology
Biology of Cells
Biology of Organisms
Veterinary Clinical Laboratory
Clinical Methods I & II
Small Animal Anesthesia and Surgery
Large Animal Medicine and Management
Research Methods
Mammalian Anatomy & Physiology I and II
Biological Bases of Animal Behavior
Radiography (my favorite)
Pharmacology
So does it sound to you like we just sit around and talk about cats all day? As a matter of fact, the beagles get more attention than the cats do.
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1:37 am
Do any of your buds major in Death Studies?
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1:40 am
Billings, Mount Ida is located in Newton, Massachusetts and I live there during the week but come home every single weekend. I also call them every single night during the week.
I have TWO roommates.
If by “design center” you mean the fashion design building, then no, I do not live near there.
I do not bring my laundry home; I do it at school.
I do not own a red backpack. In fact, I have never owned a red backpack.
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1:41 am
It’s called Funeral Home Management, and yes, several of my friends do major in it.
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1:42 am
Okay CS, “wink” “wink!!!
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1:45 am
Chamberlayne? That’s what campus security told me. I have a police badge from Dyersburg that my uncle gave me.
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1:51 am
Yes, the fashion building is Chamberlayne, which I do not live near. And what was the “wink wink” about?
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1:54 am
Hey kiddo, I respect your privacy more than you’ll ever know. I don’t want to post your secret info all over this website so I’ll just hold it tight to my vest. I won’t reveal anything about where you live and all, so no worries!!!
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1:56 am
1. Don’t call me kiddo
2. You apparently think I live in Maine
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2:01 am
Like I said, I’m not going to give away our secret here. We all know how jealous the girls in Shaw Hall get!
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2:04 am
First of all, I no longer live in Shaw. Second, why would any of this make them jealous?
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8:43 pm
OddAtheist, you are also much more likely to die from a car accident than a plane crash, yet it does happen.
The link you provided also mentions parasites such as fleas and parasites, it’s important to note that these, rather than the cat, carry many serious diseases.
For instance, a Ixodes scapularis stuck in the Cat’s fur can transmit Lyme disease, a serious ailment.
All the best.
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8:49 pm
While it is true that they can carry fleas and parasites that can pass disease, that dosen’t mean you blame it on the cat; you blame it on the parasites.
If you take good care of your cat, it should siginificantly lower the risk of them obtaining flea or parasites
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8:56 pm
Off course its not the cats fault, he dosen’t ”know” its passing disease, but bottom line is having any animal in the house exposes you to a risk of infection. I think this is especially true in the case of a cat, cats are independant, they leave the house,travel, kill other small animals like birds, rodents, all of these are potential vessels of disease.
Im no biologist but I guess in case of a house cat ( one who wont leave the house too much) the risk should be greatly decreased.
When rats carried the black plague that killed millions it was not the rat’s fault strictly speaking, but they were instrumental in the death of millions.
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9:04 pm
Then risk would be just as high for dogs to catch something.
Most dogs are outside just as mush as cats considering people bring them on camping/hunting trips, walks outside, or just letting them play outside. They also kill small creatures and also eat unsanitary things.Example: Earlier today my dog tried to bring in a dead fish from our pond. The risk of them catching something is great as well.
I think saying that cats will infect you with something more then any other animal is just not true
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9:10 pm
Since cats are much more involved with birds and rodents, the are faster than dogs….I would postulate that Cats have a higher chance of ”catching” something.
Of cours ethey are hunting dogs.., cetera cetra..
I saw some stray dogs in mexico compared to stray cats there, and believe me you do not want to be petting those cats, the dogs looked O.K tough… Again this is not my field of expertise…
all the best.
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9:02 pm
christianity cause brain damage so your point is ?
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10:33 pm
As does the cat shit…
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5:50 am
Is that why I currently have the Mania?
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10:01 pm
Praise clicking for societal.
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11:48 pm
they pretty much only hurt pregnant woman XD
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8:33 pm
Every time I make tuna salad, I drain the liquid into a cup and then douse the cat with it. After that, the cat cleans itself! This works better if it’s tuna packed in oil. One should prepare to throw the cat outside after applying the tuna liquid incase the clawed beast tries to run under the furniture after the liquid is half-applied. You get a double-washing if it’s raining when you put the cat out. If you’re lazy, just wait until it’s a hard rainstorm, take the cat about a block from your house and let it go in the middle of the street. By the time it runs home, it will have been thoroughly rinsed, and will do the self-cleaning trick. Make sure to wear a raincoat yourself so you don’t get wet.
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8:46 pm
Bukko that was gold!
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8:52 pm
Am I going insane or did Hubner’s avatar become King DeDeDe?
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8:59 pm
I like King dedede, ,”kirby right back at ya” was a good show, and he is a good char to play with at smash bros mele.
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9:01 pm
King Dedede is evil
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9:04 pm
and act gay with his silly big hammer
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9:06 pm
Funny…King DeDeDe wasn’t in Melee…He was in Brawl.
I thought you guys hated all video games.
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9:11 pm
The one on the wii, I mix those up all the time.
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9:24 pm
There are lots of games we like. Billy Grahams’ bible blaster, anyone that you kill Muslims (I hear there are several), Pong, Mattel classic football….
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9:26 pm
August, of course you enjoy games that involve killing Muslims… you want a racism game? Look at Ethnic Cleansing
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9:32 pm
And lets not forget Hezbollah: ” mine finder” that was a classic, you had to find the tiny mines before the tiny muslims blew them up.
Hours of fun.
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9:36 pm
You guys should play Devil May Cry. its about making Satan submit to the will of God.
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9:38 pm
You should play Doom (making hellspawn go back to hell, then follow them and kick their ass again) and Castlevania.
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9:47 pm
Oh I played Doom, Doom3. cant get any more christian that that! One man against the forces of hell.
I hope they will make a Doom 4 so I can send more of these demons in the fiery pits of hell!
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9:57 pm
Ethnic Cleansing has the annihilation of Jewish people and African Americans, so Im sure its a game you will quite enjoy
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10:36 pm
Doom went open-source. soiled the game, didn’t I?
Also, how about the Nazi killing games?
There’s a ton of those.
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10:39 pm
I’m not surprised that you guys would love Postal 2 After all you Kill cat Kill people Kill Muslim Kill ecologist activist etc etc
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11:56 pm
Hey! I liked portal 2! I see the similarities between Susan and GLaDOS (still alive for some reason, I really want her gone)
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5:52 am
Devil May Cry was the most badass game I ever played.
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9:27 am
I love you to peices and yes bitcham had to ruin our sexyfull convo
hey don’t you mean
Welcome the the herd?
I am a fellow broney but a pegasister <3
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9:07 pm
Thank you, Antoine. I’m not sure if the cat would agree. But who cares? They’re cats. I would prefer to own a manly animal like a dog, but my wife (who is a woman, BTW, none of this “gay” marriage stuff for me) will not consent. It’s cheaper to put up with cats than divorce court. Although since my wife came into the marriage with far more money than me, I have given some thought to how I might work that to my financial advantage. Divorce is evil, though, so I will continue to endure the bondage of matrimony, as God intended.
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9:09 pm
Your relationshit sounds like fun
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9:43 pm
The relationship might have its strains, but the money takes some of the sting out.
Have you ever wanted to get to the point in life where you could buy anything you want, Devil Worshiper? (Within reason — no his ‘n’ hers Maseratis, and I still have to work my day job.) I’m there, son. We flew to Europe twice last year (in part to slowly empty the Swiss bank account before those effete Europeans collapse under the weight of their ill-advised Muslim immigration and become part of the Sharia Caliphate.) My wife insists on going to the dec-gay-dent city of Paris every time, which is made tolerable by the great food and wine. And you can’t beat Zurich as a city where the trains run on time!
And I owe it all to God, for keeping His Commandment to honour my vows of marriage, no matter how distasteful I might find my spouse.
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9:51 pm
You owe it all to Satan actually, for keeping your wife from murdering you in your sleep. As for money, thats Satans divine creation as a way of corrupting Christians such as yourself, leading them onto the righteous path of Satan
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9:19 pm
I always found cats to be too independant. You could always get her to buy a ”manly” cat like a serval or something like that.
Myself With my studies going on I dont have the time for either… And yes divorce truly is evil, especially when you find out your wife actually owns everything.. lol
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10:16 pm
Replying to Satan’s Little Servant, I would wager it’s GOD Who prevents murder, and Satan that promotes it. God blesses those who walk the Righteous Path with riches on this world and the next. Why else are God-fearing Republicans richer than socialist Democrats?
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10:28 pm
People kill in the name of God, and Satan is the one who punishes them. Satan keeps order within the confines of all the universes and is the one feared because everyone is too afraid of Hell to embrace its true bliss. And also, if God Fearing Republicans are richer than socialist Democrats, that makes you a God Fearing Republican… why so scared of God if it hasnt been proven to exist?
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10:41 pm
God Killed MILLIONS of people
Satan killed 10 people … yeah sure satan is so a serial killer
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10:45 pm
“that makes you a God Fearing Republican…”
Was there ever any doubt? Fear God and Obey Him. That would make a good national motto for Christian America to utter to the rest of the world. Just substitute “America” for “God” and “it” for “Him.” Perfect for the New American Century!
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10:51 pm
Submitting to the will of a false deity is nothing more than a sign of your weakness. You are not Obeying your God, Bukko… you are manipulated by your religions views and thus forced to carry out a will of something that does not exist. Your sense of reality has been clouded to what your so called God believes is real and not real, and that reality is nothing more than an illusion, set up by your God.
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8:47 pm
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
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9:41 pm
I have a cat. It mostly lives outdoors, is completely psychotic, and I love him! He used to be feral. He almost never needs a bath (once or twice a year, at most), and the only real dicipline problem he has is scratching the furniture, which he’ll stop if you want him to. Cats really are pretty awesome.
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11:23 pm
I have to say this nice icon ;w;
Wanna make cupcakes later?
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5:55 am
NO! ONLY I AM PINKAMENA’S ASSISTANT!
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10:28 pm
Okay first, cats are among one of the most intelligent animals on the planets. And why the fuck would you want to get soap in the eyes or mouth? I knew you like to hurt animals but damn. I feel sorry for your cat.
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11:09 pm
I like the fact how you made that article to troll Claire. Also, cats help stop bubonic plague, because they kill the mice who have it.
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11:11 pm
Claire, as a vet tech scholar at Mount Ida how did you like my latest Cat for Claire documentary?!?!
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11:12 pm
You guy’s are full of crap,
someone start an argument with me.
Hopefully one of the biblenuter’s, like Blanche or August.
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11:26 pm
Your comment was not constructive or intelligent, Lacey. Let me guess, you’re an Obama supporter? You people always want everything handed to you hand and foot. The real workers of America are paying for it.
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11:31 pm
No I don’t care for Obama
infact I rather have crazy ass bush then him. :/
And, it wasn’t ment to be eaither of those thing’s As it was bait for one of you guy’s to start a shit-storm with me which I gain joy out of
I like argument’s like this because there fun, in my opinion
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11:35 pm
Please learn how to write a sentence, little lady.
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11:38 pm
You aren’t an English major yourself either, Billings. Best not to talk about subject matters you are not well-versed in for once in your pathetic life.
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11:51 pm
Excuse me, I write best I can but i’m sorry my keyboard from like 09 isn’t top notch
I know how to write a sentance other wise I wouldn’t be at the top of my grammar and writing class.
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11:58 pm
1. You spelled otherwise as two words
2. Billings, you simply assumed, out of the blue that he supported Obama.
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12:36 am
WELL BECAUSE IT WONT LET ME REPLY IM GONNA DO IT HERE
Personally
No they can only take cases in there country or cases that get so bad i has to go to court
even if they can they cant find me with out traceing my ip
and i doubt they would over a little christian disbute XD
Because all the info actully given on most of my accounts for anything is fake :p unless its age usually
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2:16 am
Telling me you’re three time’s my age is a no brainer I mean if that’s you in your Display Picture you look like you’re in your mid 50′s. :T
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2:18 am
How old are you Lace?
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2:25 am
I’m 14 in two weeks why? ._______.
That’s pretty creepy to ask, and no.
Do you live in Tennessee? Unless you do,
you can’t use that law as it only works in Tennessee.
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2:31 am
Hey sport that was really good of you to let me know! You are far too young to be up this late and be on the website! I think you should call it a night, you gots school tomorrow!!! FUN!!! Did you finish your study time? Well, GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!
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2:35 am
Stay away from Frank Drunkard, Lacey. He’s an admitted pedophile and throws children into his basement to rape.
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2:37 am
Trust me I’d go to sleep if I could
I have Insobnia causeing me not to sleep much and I didn’t need “study time”
And no fighting and proving points with you guys is to fun <3
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7:09 pm
“Hey sport that was really good of you to let me know! You are far too young to be up this late and be on the website! I think you should call it a night, you gots school tomorrow!!! FUN!!! Did you finish your study time? Well, GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!”
He pulled this same shit on me when he found out my age.
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12:00 am
So getting drunk and looking for a fight is the way you probably celebrate MLK day. Are you black?
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12:12 am
No I’m white
and no I’m from the south we celebrate it here only because it had to practitcally deal with the south .________. my girlfriends state doesn’t celebrate it
so I don’t and that’s raicist are you stupid because thats a sterotype for blond bimbos like you when did i metion geting drunk i’m 14 moron.
and I’m starting a fight because i love bible humpers and false profits like you people c: personally religous drama is funny to me
AGAIN sorry for my shit typeing
stupid key board c:
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12:17 am
I don’t understand a think you wrote. Do you have a belief in punctuation and capitalization?
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1:13 am
Photo looks black, kiddo. Don’t be ashamed of the problems of your race.
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1:17 am
It’s a cartoon, Billings, it’s not an actual photo of Lacey.
And Bitcham, it’s no wonder you didn’t understand what Lacey said, you’re too stupid to comprehend reality. You had an affair and your husband found out, divorced you, and now you have someone locked up in your basement who you call them by my name, because you’ve deluded yourself into thinking that you’re better than me.
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11:32 pm
Poor people, but you wouldnt know how that feels, do you Billings, because you dont work for shit
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11:33 pm
You think anyone who’s against you is on the same side as everyone else who’s against you. You’re nothing but a paranoid fool, Billings.
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2:29 am
Also I’m not black for the last time in fact I don’t associate myself with them all that much anyways,
If you wanna see a picture to prove i’m not fucking black ask but, don’t be offended if I object for i don’t want a old man fappin to my photo’s .______.
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5:58 am
God hates Lesbians. Oh wait, you want one of the nutmegs.
oh well, I’m bored and afflicted with the Manic. did you know the color blue sounds almost like a steady wind?
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7:15 am
God doesn’t hate lesbians he loves his creations he hates the sin :/ nutmeg?
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8:05 am
Meet thiefenz, the embodiment of chaos around these parts.
He really dosen’t take sides, he just creates chaos…Which always spices things up around here.
This time I’m guessing “nutmeg” is what he’s calling members of the Christwire Cult at this point…
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8:32 am
I see I’m collieh and I like causing drama amonst my self if the situation is funny like this one her kinda ignorant I know but hey you have to admit drama on this site is funny shit
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8:37 am
Also by the by you L.N. And Claire are pretty much the smartest people I’ve met on here <3
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8:46 am
Glad to have you aboard. It’s always good to see people who aren’t complete psychopaths.
I think this site would be nothing without the drama…After all, conflict is what drives us forward.
Me as smart as L.N. and Claire? You flatter me. I’ve always thought they were smarter and that I’m just good for random comebacks and whatnot.
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9:04 am
What the Funny! Laughing out Loud on that one!
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9:04 am
You’re god at that as well I have good come backs as well but they suck because I’ll waist mess up grammar or spell stuff wrong but I try my best and I don’t know you but I’m like fangirling ;w; I love you three to prices putting people like Blanche and billings in their place ;w;
I love how ignorant they are blanches lik OH U LIKE TEH DRAMA U MUST BE BLACK ARE U BLACK xD
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9:15 am
“What the Funny”? did you mean What the fuck, or WTF? That dosen’t make any sense Bimbo Bitcham
Stop spelling out the acronyms, they’re shortened for a reason. Shortened because spelling them out makes you look dumb as bricks. Oh wait, I apoligize…to the bricks. They are smarter than you.
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9:19 am
LaceyMarieThelesbian: And Bitcham had to go ruin the perfectly fine conversation we were having…
While I have nothing against spelling errors or how people type, I’d beware of the cult…They will bash you on spelling and grammar until the world ends…
It’s cool knowing people actually like my comments. Once again, welcome to the struggle and beware the ignorance of the cult!
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9:41 am
Im going to bed now odd I’ve been up since 3pm yesterday bye bye c:
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12:46 am
I’ve given The Sky Man a nickname, as well as Stan. I call Atheists ‘The Godless’ because it sounds cool. so these beanheads need a Nickname. I will call them Nutmegs.
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12:48 am
besides, I’m friends with a Lesbian Christian. she’s very fun to hang around.
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11:53 pm
The best way to “bathe” a cat is in buckshot from my 12 ga shot gun.
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11:57 pm
you’re a horrible person well it’s not like you have much time left anyways lets hope you kick the bucket soon XD…
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12:00 am
GLaLinux: You are a violent person. the cat shit must be getting to you. If you could bathe a cat properly, it would not be covered in shit.
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12:08 am
Too bad we can’t bathe your face in buckshot from that gun of yours, Susan.
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4:01 am
http://susanbxenu.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/i-love-cock/
Fuk you cunt bag
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1:01 am
I wonder how much a shotgun hurts. wait. it would probably cause permanent damage if it didn’t kill me.
I’m running out of ideas for inflicting pain
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12:02 am
I don’t care for this Lacey person. It is angry like Michelle Obama.
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12:07 am
What does the first lady have to do with this and that’s what cowards say my dear,why do you call me it
My name clearly states I am a girl .____________.
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12:09 am
Blanche, shouldn’t you be ironing your husband’s shirts or something?
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12:13 am
I love you <3
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12:16 am
I don’t have to any more. L.N. does them for me.
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12:20 am
so your husband is cheating on you with L.N.
atleast you admit by that l.n.s better then you
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12:22 am
also to that one thing you sent me you must of missed that I said I have a horrid keyboard
if you read slowly even a kid knew what I said you’re just rejecting what I wrote because it put you in your place no?
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12:31 am
Uh, No.
Reading your replies is tedious. No Mister is not cheating on me with L.N. As a compassionate individual, I allow L.N. to launder Mister’s clothes. All L.N.’s bombast and chest thumping is but smoke screen. He adores me and working for our family.
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12:57 am
Bitcham, you’re just being stupid now. First you keep calling me a woman, then you make other statements about me, and now you’re saying I work for you? Just admit it you hag, you’re running out of things to say about me.
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1:01 am
Extra starch this week and no more advances on the paycheck.
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1:01 am
So Bitcham admits to living in denial.
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1:04 am
For those of you who were unaware, Blanche is a sperm-dumpster.
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12:56 am
Bitcham, how rock-stupid are you?
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12:59 am
She can’t help it; she got syphilis from her days as a glory hole worker.
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1:01 am
Nah, I think it has to do with the fact that the sick bitch gets off on having every hole stuffed with a dick and one went too far into her brain.
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1:04 am
You two are a hoot with your little circle club. I really wish you would be as open to to blessings as you are to idle gossip.
He has prepared a place for you, one of abundance and peace.
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1:07 am
Bitcham, stop living in denial. You aren’t married anymore, your husband divorced you last year. You’re living with your mother right now, and you went and kidnapped someone and you’re calling them “L. N.” to comfort yourself, fooling yourself into believing that you’re better than me.
You’ve truly snapped.
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1:07 am
Psalms 52:2-4, “Thy tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully. Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah. Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue.”
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1:09 am
Bitcham, get help.
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1:12 am
Then the LORD told Moses, “Go down and prepare the people for my arrival. Consecrate them today and tomorrow, and have them wash their clothing.
I would like the shirts by Wednesday, L.N. Don’t show up drunk again.
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1:15 am
Bitcham, I don’t live anywhere near you, stop telling yourself that the person you kidnapped and have locked up in your basement is me.
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2:10 am
I love you just as much as Claire <3
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2:12 am
Hey there kiddo, I’m probably 3 times your age!
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2:48 am
And you’re many, many, MANY times creepier, Billings.
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9:21 am
What was funny about what he said or what I said
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9:08 am
Shut up bitchem how was his reply to me funny I mean it wasn’t funny in the least to me I fangirles over him replying to me<3 you replying to it as expected
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12:37 am
that makes no sense but okay
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2:08 am
I’m back motherfucker with a better Keyboard too.
DRAMA TIME
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE <3
I love this.
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6:21 am
a better keyboard. and I have more reaction images and music I can post! what a prolific moment!
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2:24 am
Lyle Newburgh?
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2:25 am
You’re never going to get it right Abe Dickam, so how about you stop harassing me?
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2:29 am
Will do, Leif Nerickson.
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2:32 am
That’s one child you’ve admitted to raping, you sick bastard.
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2:34 am
Shazaam!
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2:37 am
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
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2:40 am
You know it and I know it buddy. We’re consensus building right here, Loren Lurkigard!
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2:46 am
That’s three children you rape, Billings. And that one didn’t have the second name start with N. Christ you’re stupid.
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2:49 am
Is your first name Lafayette? Please tell me that much.
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2:53 am
Four children, and I’m not telling you one other detail about me, you sick fucking pervert! You already demanded topless pictures of me, threatened to beat me and rape me in an alleyway, why the fuck would I give you more details for your sick mind to fantasize about?
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3:10 am
You black, LeShaun Niagro?
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3:34 am
Not that I would know
Only my Bi friend’s know about my sexuality
and sure you can say that but i much rather have pussy over dick anyday ;w;
and saying that is questioning the love for my perecious girlfriend why would you do that i wouldnt question you love for your wife
were born with our sexuality its also proven its in our genes and my dads a closet bi and my mom experemeneted all the time threw her life so eue….
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3:47 am
Lacey, LeShaun is LN, the other commenter. That wasn’t aimed at you!
I’m just curious what it’s like being identified as a homosexual at such a young age. Schools can be competitive and often mean. I just hope you’re not surrounded by bullies. Someone who is up so late on a school night makes me worry.
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5:03 am
It’s no difrent when I was straight ._______.
People think im a lesbian anyways but i never said yes XD I’m bullied all the fucking time so XDDDDDD
I don’t care i love pussy thats’ all there is to it and dont say it was caused by anything i’ve always felt this way i’ve always been attracted to girls ;w;
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9:06 am
It is refreshing when one of the bisexuals freely admits that they once were ‘straight’ and then decided to be ledsbians.
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1:25 am
My compulsion as a guardian feels sympathy for you and your bully problem.
Such an alien concept to me this homosexuality thing, but who am I to judge? I’m an extreme Masochist.
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2:07 pm
No, but you’re racist, Roger the Child Rapist. That’s five children you’ve admitted to raping.
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1:17 am
Spencer Riley!
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3:04 am
Oh my no ones replying to be I FEEL USELESS EL OH EL OH EL
no.
Billings’ fuck you you sick fuck
Why did you say personal stuff about Claire or what ever that shit was what are you a Pedofile ?
I noticed you all have links to your facebooks’ no body fucking wants them take them down .___________.
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3:09 am
Lacey I was brushing my teeth! Why don’t you speak to LN, he’s about your age? I just feel odd trying to explaining important things to a little kid like you. Maybe your Momma should be telling you about God and the birds and the bees and all that?
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3:14 am
My mom tells me about god all the time unlike you christian humpers her stuff actually comes from the bible not just shit you make up >_______<
I've known about the birds and the bees since I was in kindergarden :/ I highly doubt you could explain something i wouldn't understand that's like insulting my Intellagence XD ;;;;; fucking typeing
who brushes there teeth at 3am? and I doubt LN is close to my age as he is claires :/
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7:40 am
No one is insulting your “intellagence”, maybe giving it the stink eye of disapproval, but never insulting.
Do you often feel the center of attention or wish you were in the spotlight?
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8:55 am
If I did then everyone would know i’m a lesbian so no infact I’m a very soft spoken Christian girl who uses logical and idealogical points in her Confrataitions c:
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6:23 am
I brush MY teeth at 3 A.M., that’s my 9:00 evening
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3:14 am
ur mom didn’t do a good job
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3:23 am
Trust me she does its all she talks about ._______. everything every conversation ends up leading to the bible XD
I rather talk with someone who’s like me about it
It’s annoying at times
but why critique on how she teaches me with out knowing her personally I mean personally that’s pointless she teaches me more about god then this website will anyone XD. Like she explains it in great detail
but i dont like one on one conversations about it
also are you saying that because i’m a lesbian XD?
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3:19 am
When did you start identifying as a Lesbian?
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3:27 am
I’ve known i’m a lesbian for like since recently men never gave me much joy plus I’ve loved girls since like 3rd grade and I’ve loved man more girls then men when I look at men i see fuck bags who are horrible indecent BUT i’m not a feminist XD when i look at girls i love everything down to there cute little butts ;w;
penis has actually been disqusting to me for a long time XD…
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3:28 am
Are there any other out of the closet lesbians in your school? Don’t you think you’re a little young to be speaking about sexuality in this way?
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10:08 am
What does sexual orientation have anything to do with age, Billings? I’m 15 and I talk about my sexuality with my friends. I even joke about it sometimes.
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2:19 pm
Billings, why would Lacey have to ask her mother about the birds and the bees if she’s L.N.’s age? After all, according to you, isn’t L.N. an old pervert?
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4:06 am
Claire I think what everyone is trying to say is that you need to wash your stank ass puss.
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9:29 am
I love oddAthiest L.N.
and Claire :3 jk XD
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12:03 pm
How sad that these discussions always devolve into misguided discussions of abnormal sexuality. And from people claiming to be teenagers!
However, it’s a well-known fact that on the Internet, more than 90% of the “teenagers” purporting to be lesbogays are actually lonely 40+ year-old men who masturbate while they fantasize about actually BEING a youthful carpet-muncher. That is why you supposed abnormosexuals type so poorly, because of the repulsive sticky stuff your onanistic fingers hve left on the keyboards. WASH YOUR HANDS!
Either way, the perversion is offensive to God. You’ll live long enough to regret it after you die and go to Hell, you sad, sick sex fiends.
I’m not referring to the Godly moderators of this website, of course. They are trying to lead you to righteousness, whether you’re young sinners or middle=aged pretenders.
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3:43 pm
I am a pervert… just not a 40 year old one… like I said, I’m 15 xD My typing is fine as well, Bukko… although since you’re an Emosexual and I’m straight, I suppose to you I would be an “abnormosexual” Oh and Lesbogay is contradicting itself if speaking about a man, since the man would be homosexual yet straight at the same time, thus making him technically bisexual. If talking about a woman, it would counteract, making her straight (In the law of Math)
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5:40 pm
I like your style :B
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6:35 am
I’m a pervert, just quiet about it.
who am I kidding? I’ve been more than vocal about it.
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5:55 pm
Okay whoa there beaver boy, no Unlike you I probably wash my hands more then you. You say cloaking to be teenagers I am one want my fucking birth certificate to prove it? I’ m pretty sure 90% is a little high condoning that there is like over 1 million people who work socially. I agree men master bait about youth but that has nothing to do with I right? Lesbo gays? Just fucking say lesbian man it’s the true word for it you ignorant cunt, And I already regret it, but I was born this way xD so sorry! And you’re sinning right now who the fuck are you to say who goes to heaven and who goes to he’ll that’s playing god and calling the moderators god whoop false profits one worshiping someone other then god worshiping what the mods write whoops looks like you not the Christian you want us to think you are even people who sin still go to heaven dumbass because we are all sinners born from the blood of Jesus Sorry to go all biblical people xD
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7:03 pm
Amen
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6:04 pm
Everybody is corrupt…
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