(chrisTwire SportsDesk)—This Sunday is Super Bowl XLVI (46 for the uneducated) . This year’s game pits Tom Brady and the New England Patriots against Eli Manning and the New York Giants. The game will be broadcast live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana at 6:29 Eastern Standard Time.
America loves football, and football loves America. The Super Bowl has grown to be an event that transcends normal boundaries and involves people not normally considered to be fans. People across the nation gather in homes and have viewing parties complete with foods, friends, large screen televisions, and beverages. However, it seems that every year some minority ruins the party for everyone.
Last year it was Guatemalan Christina Aguilera who ruthlessly and purposefully butchered our National Anthem.
After the fact she was punished by Holy powers at the Grammy awards and was caused to increase her weight 300%
A few years earlier It was Janet “Rhythm Zulu Nation” Jackson who exposed her milk sack spout to one of the largest television audiences ever.
How can you keep minorities from wrecking your super Bowl?
Here are 4 Ideas:
1, Sing your own National anthem.
2, Play a recording of Amy Grant singing the National Anthem.
3, Change the Brightness and Contrast on your television so minorities seem less offensive.
4, Listen to the Super Bowl on the radio and put Fox News on the TV on Mute.