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Reddit(chrisTwire SportsDesk)—This Sunday is Super Bowl XLVI (46 for the uneducated) . This year’s game pits Tom Brady and the New England Patriots against Eli Manning and the New York Giants. The game will be broadcast live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana at 6:29 Eastern Standard Time.
America loves football, and football loves America. The Super Bowl has grown to be an event that transcends normal boundaries and involves people not normally considered to be fans. People across the nation gather in homes and have viewing parties complete with foods, friends, large screen televisions, and beverages. However, it seems that every year some minority ruins the party for everyone.
Last year it was Guatemalan Christina Aguilera who ruthlessly and purposefully butchered our National Anthem.
After the fact she was punished by Holy powers at the Grammy awards and was caused to increase her weight 300%
A few years earlier It was Janet “Rhythm Zulu Nation” Jackson who exposed her milk sack spout to one of the largest television audiences ever.
How can you keep minorities from wrecking your super Bowl?
Here are 4 Ideas:
1, Sing your own National anthem.
2, Play a recording of Amy Grant singing the National Anthem.
3, Change the Brightness and Contrast on your television so minorities seem less offensive.
4, Listen to the Super Bowl on the radio and put Fox News on the TV on Mute.
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thats is so racist minorities don’t ruin everything like you think they are a vital part of american society
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stop posing as me and saying your idiot messages
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why because he said the truth and you are not even real yourself
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Without sports, there would be zero positive images of blacks and that’s only because the media covers up all their off-field monkeyshines.
Thanks God we get two quarterbacks at this year’s game instead of two silverbacks.
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yeah well you aren’t real cause you’re just a power symbol with a crazy name
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To the jerk bag that is pretending to be me. Grow up. Stop trying to steal my identity. I can argue myself without your pathetic attempt at being me.
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Listen you atheist scumbag get off gods green earth or at least leave me some peace enough to use my own account.
Your odd atheist aren’t you, big fat pony lover
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Please, I have much better things to do than pretend to be you. I may not like you, but posing as one of the Cultwire crew just sounds boring.
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Like what? trying to type with your hooves?
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Oh great, your too stupid to relize that I’m not a pony. Yay…
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Look, even by using a comic book character at least she is human to reflect the fact that I’m human.
Why would you use a beast of burden if you aren’t one?
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So by your logic, whatever someone’s avatar is…is what they really are…despite the fact it’d be impossible for me to be a pony…
It’s called “I dont want strangers to know what I look like.”
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I think that tubby might be one of those horsie ponies that brother Abe wrote of.
http://christwire.org/2011/03/scientists-create-worlds-first-openly-gay-horsie-pony/
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I’ll who’s this next comment so even you can understand it Taylor:
I am a HUMAN. 100% human.
Simple enough for you?
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Wtf…somehow my phone changed “say” to “who’s”…I am not entirely sure how either…
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Smartphones really weren’t designed to be operated with hoofs.
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Are you blind or just stupid? Because you seem to miss the point where I said I’M HUMAN. Got it memorized?
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Of course you are, Pony.
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You do relize ponies cannot even comprehend the English language, use a phone (or a computer) or even type. All of which I am doing right now. Hell the very fact I can comment is proof enough that I’m human. The more you actually believe I’m a pony is just adding to the hole of stupidity you have found yourself in.
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A pony that thinks it’s a human…
Look if god intended you to use phones or keyboards he wouldn’t have given you hooves.
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Answer me this: If ponies cannot use a phone and you guys think I’m a pony, how the hell am I using my phone at this very moment?
Your idiotic logic is unraveling, but it wasn’t ever together to start with now was it.
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Because you’re a pony that’s trying to be human. It would be sweet if it weren’t such an abomination.
Science is only enabling you. Gorilla glass seems to be hoof proof now.
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That didn’t even answer my question at all.
Let me make it clearer for you: How Is it physically possible for a pony to use a phone.
Answer: Ponies can’t use phones. I can use one because I’m HUMAN.
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Who said that ponies can’t use phones? They’re perfectly able to, it’s just that it would be needlessly complex and silly for them to do so… Kinda like evolution.
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Sure, a pony could stomp around on a phone, but how the hell would it be able type actual words and not just gibberish?
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You don’t write gibberish?
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What I imagine it would look like if a pony stomped around on a keyboard: ljixmnjcxvkjxjxkfxjhkjdklsjf,szmksdaf/a.,/’
That’s what I call gibberish. I actually punched my keyboard a few times to be authentic.
I speak and type in English. Can you seriously not read the same damn language you speak? Oh that’s right, You only speak that made up “American” lnguage.
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See, you just posted sime gibberish.
Silly Pony.
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You really are some kind of idiot aren’t you.
I PURPOSELY typed gibberish as an EXAMPLE of what gibberish would be.
Seriously, my 6 year old cousin is smarter than you…
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You just did it again!
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Yep, you just proved to me that you can’t read.
You might want to loosen the straps on you safety helmet because they seem to be cutting off circulation.
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I heard that whorelot Madonna is going to sing at this year’s Super Bowl. I write the word “sing” using the brodest definition of the term.
Please switch over to Christian programming during the halftime show. I hear that many of the CBN outlets will present hymns sung in glory to the Lord as a much better choice than the heathen tramp that the liberal “mainscream” media is forcing down our throats.
I don’t understand the NFL so much anymore. First they diaper the quarterbacks and now they feed us these awful bands every year at their biggest event.
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I have always wondered this but how many Christian programs are there? Didn’t know there were any.
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here here. i will turn to listen to some good unsinful republican, christian hymns instead of that garbage from her throat she calls “singing”
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There’s more of your hate.
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how is it hate, it’s true
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STOP PRETENDING TO BE SUSAN, BRESHNOV
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Idc if it’s true. Stuff that are true can be hate, not saying it is true. And what are you talking about Militant?
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All you crackers are racist, you wish you were me
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YOU CANT BE ME. STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE. Black is beautiful and your just pissed that your not black and beautiful!
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I’m not racist and I don’t wish to be you. I’m happy as person I am today.
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Are you white?
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Yes Militant.
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then you’re a cracker ass racist
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Have you ever seen me racist?
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EVERY DAMNED DAY YOU CRACKER JACK BASTARD
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I think you are confusing me with one of the cultwire Militant. I have never once on this site or in my life said anything racist. Please provide what I’ve said that was racist.
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I didn’t realize how fat Christina has become. Her face looks puffy to the point they look closer together.
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Blanche after Christina’s pathetic performance last year, which was clearly an intentional act to debase America and God, God punished her by turning that beautiful girl into the fat sweat-hog pig she is now. I hope for this years Superbowl they will use a Christian singer or band to sing our glorious National Anthem. May I offer up the Blind Boys of Alabama to do this sacred song. I would love to hear them sing this song.
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Great Post Auggie! Protecting the sanctity of his treasured American tradition is important. These people have soccer after all. Why ruin this great day for us with their minority antics?
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August I an coming to your Super Bowl Party. The women in your family will never be the same.
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have you no decency, of course not
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DOnt talk about Decency when you are pretending to be me, moron.
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Frankly you trying to get us into a argument about who is real is pathetic. Your so moronic you can’t accurately pretend to be me at all
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Pretty sure the Susan with the black and white photo is the real one. The one in the red white and blue color scheme is over compensating.
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whats up dude
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Speaking of the big game Susan, who do you think God wants to win? I think he’s behind the Patriots. They don’t tolerate TNB on that team.
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dude…….minorities are also color people right??? (sorry I’m not a racist pig to know about that) without them football or almost all sports would suck ass
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Damn straight! Keep them white people outta the Superbowl!
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