If Rick Perry and Katy Perry Had a Love Child…

Jerry Cohen
• ChristWire
January 14, 2012 3:54 am5 comments

This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter O for Oh My God, My God, Never Let this Happen!

Now that Katy Perry is playing the field and her parents are trying to sell her jolly clencher to Tim Tebow, I’m guessing they would be willing to settle for Rick Perry should he be interested.  Hey, it’d still guarantee a pocket-lining reality tv show and it won’t take too much longer for everyone to realize the only note Perry gets close to hitting is an enhanced double D.  That’s why she is popular.

 

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5 Comments

  • katy perry and rick perry have NO RELATIONS SO WAT THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME BIG DEAL LOTS OF PPL HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DOESN’T MEAN THAT THEY R RELATED

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  • This very well made my day.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    I think this is an important message. The decisions we make today have an impact our future, sometimes with unattractive results.

    I think the symbolism of the eyes being closely associated with lactation is a powerful one. Tears of compassion, like mother’s milk, console and nourish while hands frame in offering to the masses. “See my milky eyes?”

    I think the juxtaposition of the facial expression to the compassion of the body is noteworthy. Weathered by sun and leadership, it says “but only for the worthy”. Yes, the message here is clear: there are no free handouts. We must toil for priviledge, the sweet milk of freedom is not free.

    I think McNaughton would be proud.

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  • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

    Am I the only one who thought this was made to make the writer not seem gay while jacking off to Rick Perry?

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