(chrisTwire) — Obama has ruined America. Once powerful, our space program was the envy of the world. Obama and his bad credit has ruined the economy so bad that he has NASA in shambles. We lack any current way of getting a man into space.
One example of his ineptitude is his trying to appease apple loving hipsters by bombing America with Ipads from space. Not only is this reckless, but is a complete waste of money. Under our fearless leader Richard Millhouse Nixon, we had the Saturn V, a rocket that was a man’s rocket. Under Regan we had the efficient and reusable Space Shuttle. Under Obama we have Ipads in space. I can’t wait until we deport this Kenyan usurper.