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(chrisTwire) — Obama has ruined America. Once powerful, our space program was the envy of the world. Obama and his bad credit has ruined the economy so bad that he has NASA in shambles. We lack any current way of getting a man into space.
One example of his ineptitude is his trying to appease apple loving hipsters by bombing America with Ipads from space. Not only is this reckless, but is a complete waste of money. Under our fearless leader Richard Millhouse Nixon, we had the Saturn V, a rocket that was a man’s rocket. Under Regan we had the efficient and reusable Space Shuttle. Under Obama we have Ipads in space. I can’t wait until we deport this Kenyan usurper.
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Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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You do know that video wasn’t from NASA right? It’s from a guy from G-form. Really your damn facts straight for once.
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That would require August to be sober, and he can’t ever have that.
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It’s time to play…WHEEL…OF…FORTUNE (retard edition)
*get (your damn facts straight)
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Is that all you can do? Thanks for telling me I forgot to place in a word. Now do something productive.
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I can also juggle…where is my pop-tart?
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What pop-tart? Are you high or something?
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Up your ass, try reaching a bit farther up there, if that’s even possible.
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Listen Chef Whore-ar-dee, you claim you are a chef but I have asked 3 times for a simple pop-tart and you can’t even do that…honestly, it is not that difficult
Ok Gamerfag, I will right that down….Pop-tart…is…up….my…ass…..cool, I got it
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I honestly think you are high. If I was to make you a damn pop-tart, how would I give it to you? And why the fuck would I ever take a order from you?
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Doesnt your stupid bible say cussing is against the word of god or something?
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Oh, you can type Nyuu? I thought you were just one of those lame losers who only posted those stupid ass pics and tried to pass it off as their own cleverness….Well, since you can type and some what think on your own, do me a favor and ask Chef where my pop-tart is…thanks
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Franny here is just pissed that he still has to live in his mother’s basement.
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I’ll give you a pop-tart as soon as you follow your own book.
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Ill give you a pop tart, one made out of crossbow bolts and barbed wire.
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Chef Phillip, make me some cake.
Because im a boss.
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L.N. ~ Good one, original, never seen anyone anywhere use that one..top notch
Chef ~ You have went from moderately entertaining to just blame boring and pathetic
Nyuu ~ That flavor may be #1 in whatever dirtball, STD soaked country you are from but here, in America, we prefer flavors like strawberry or chocolate
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Hey Franny, you still live in your mom’s basement blogging all day while wearing a Cheetos-stained t-shirt?
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The only reason I’m “boring” now is because you can’t come up with anything else to say.
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You never heard of that one Franny? You must be new to the internet.
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Frannie: Gamerfag? Not gay, bi, fucktard.
also, if you weren’t such a n00b, you would know that I’m not actually that much of a gamer and mostly just rant about Linux, atheism and my super cow powers.
“Nyuu ~ That flavor may be #1 in whatever dirtball, STD soaked country you are from but here, in America, we prefer flavors like strawberry or chocolate”
Here in America, we have these things called jokes…
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One at a time please….
Chan, it wasn’t funny 5 minutes ago when super-fag L.N. said it
Chef, no you are boring because you are fucking boring…it’s not calculus
L.N., it’s called sarcasm…look it up
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You, using sarcasm? Impossible, you’re too stupid. You couldn’t use sarcasm to save your life.
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Aww someone ran out of insults and things to say. Please, come back when you have something new.
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Thank you for pointing out that her comment was a joke because I actually thought there were barbwire flavored pop-tarts…..way to save the day
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The country im from is called Australia, dumbass.
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Something new to say? You and your merry band of retards have said nothing with even a hint of originality…”you’re a n00b”, “mom’s basement”, “U mad?”, “are you high”, etc…etc…etc…now don’t get me wrong you 4 have really been slinging some cutting edge comments and insults *cough cough* but I am gonna have to give myself the nod in the ol’ “saying something new” catergory….WOW
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Australia you say? That is not interesting at all.
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I’m speaking for myself only. I’m not trying to insult you get it? I only asked if you were high was because you randomly asked for a pop-tart. Nothing insulting about it. It’s you that is trying to insult everyone and their mothers and doing a terrible job. You’ve really said nothing that hasn’t already been said here.
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Is the fact that you are an idiot new or has that already been established, slave-to-proprietary-software?
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[img]https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9jXoPTwOFfuJLDdC6ub6vhrNN6QghmPHbWDz963zt-I5fgVsw[/img]
Desu or GTFO.
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“slave-to-proprietary-software”..hahahaha…I thought I smelled patchouli oil…take a bath you dirty hippie
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…and without failure here comes the lame pics…a little later then I thought but none-the-less still here…brilliant I say, just brilliant
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Franny bitches about unoriginality and then proceeds to be unoriginal. Well, what else would you expect from someone as retarded as Franny.
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I’m a software hippie, lemming.
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L.N. that is an impressive original thought…you my friend deserve a gold star for trying oh so hard…that a boy
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Here I am, trying to fuel an argument about why linux is inherently better than windows (which it is) and none of you are helping. We need something to be angry about!
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“I’m a software hippie”….that is even less interesting than when that girl said she was from Australia.
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What’s the matter Franny? Running out of steam? You’re losing it pal, you weren’t even getting a ‘trolol’ out of me. If you can’t even make the joke funny, don’t try to be a comedian.
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Well it is my thing, microdroid, get used to it. I find bothering people entertaining.
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But franchise didn’t you cuss and break that stupid bible word of god don’t cuss shit?
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It has been fun making you 5 puppets dance for the past hour but things to do and all…but feel free to keep talking about me because even though I will be gone I am still in control of this conversation….nighty night you little dancing monkeys
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Aww, how cute, you think you’re special enough that people talk about you well into the night.
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Fuck linux, fuck windows, mac is boss for coders/hackers. Not that i AM a hacker, the best i can do is do denial-of-service attacks. not Distributed denial-of-service, which i dont even do anyway. i just know how to.
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Mac? ROFL. You cant even right click or upgrade your video card.
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Glad to have started a conversation. Linux is incredibly customizable. BackTrack, Blackbuntu? They’re all made SPESIFICALLY with all the software and security features someone needs to test security systems. As for coding: installing from repositories is better when you need to install something in a spesific location properly OR ELSE. Like for python libraries. And, with Wine, you get windows compatability.
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Who the fuck needs right-click?
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Claire, you obviously need a right click, since you can’t make pictures show up in comments unless they are 65 times bigger than they should be.
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I’m pretty sure you can right click in mac OS (had a mac for 5 days, returned it, kept the microfiber cloth muahahahahaha)
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Did your comment just change?
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They could have changed it. Idk. They always change people’s comments.
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Yeah I’m pretty sure I remember a “get” somewhere there.
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We dont change posts. Geeze.
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Yes, you DO change posts, fucker.
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“Really your damn facts straight for once.”
Really get your grammar and sentences straight for once. Moron.
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dude, we know your name is fake. it sounds like bruised anus, your facebook profile has pictures of penises in the “Wall Photos” category, what more proof do we need?
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why are you stalking that cracker?
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Why are you such a racist degenerate?
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can you be more racist august seriously You are a pitiful human
The nasa wa snot the envy of the world
Chinese russia india had their own program
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Not racist. And when we put the white back in Whitehouse, and take Alberta. We will be back in space better than ever.
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“And when we put the white back in Whitehouse, and take Alberta”
Hypocrite.
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Racist hypocrite indeed
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Allow me to answer for Augie: IM NOT RACIST
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Going into space does nothing productive for the human race. We will never be able to reach anything important until a long long time from now. NASA was pointless and was spending too much money.
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Ever had Tang?
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Yes, why?
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Because your mom is a whore
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Yeah no. Try to be apart of the conversion by not sprouting random shit.
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This whole site is random shit!
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Tang comes from NASA
those fancy foam beds come from NASA
light weight materials put into cars and planes come from nasa, your a pretty dumb ass cracker, Chief Phil
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Why would I ever research what comes from NASA?
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1) ALberta belong to canada 2) manifest destiny doenst exist anymore and 3 we don’t need you
Therefore attacking a souvereign nation like Canada will turn your back to the entire world and you will sign the downfall of USA
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No Country in the World cares if America takes over Canada. It is a Pre-Ordained plan, and the rest of the World knows it. We left Canada in the dark about it because Canadians are too dumb to realize that they are no longer ruled by a Queen, and might get upset.
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Every top country should care. America has NO reason to go anywhere near Canada. Invading it would start WW3.
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The queen thing is a formality really, but that doesn’t mean Britain wouldn’t. Jump to their side.
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bruised danus forgot about the geneva convention
try invading canada just for fun You will see a Lotta missile In the sky aiming at USA
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I am not gonna lie, August, your plan is beautiful….OCCUPY ALBERTA
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Alberta will be ours.
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Alberta is not yours to take.
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Alberta: America’s newest toy
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You’re a retard, we can’t just march into Alberta for no reason.
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America has no reason to invade Canada. Good thing Bush isn’t president or this could have happened.
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Why would we march when we have tanks? jeez
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DO IT FAGGOT, WE HAVE AUSTRALIA AND BRITAIN ON OUR SIDE!
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1) Alberta has more oil than Saudi Arabia
2) Manifest Destiny
3) They need us
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I would rather see America burn then have any of Canada’s beauty damaged.
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Whoa…no need to caps lock…I guess the shit is getting really real now
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We should be looking into alternative energy, stop believing in God and trusting other countries to care for themselves
#occupyalberta (nice ring to it)
Invade the 1%
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Name one source of alternative energy, there isnt one.
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Wind.
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Wind is a natural energy. It’s used by birds, pollination, and so much more. If you harness wind, you remove that potential energy from the planet. Massive climate change could occur, not to mention possible extinction of species, climate change, and crop failure. Wind power is irresponsible
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Wow you are stupid. Haven’t you ever heard of windmills? People have been using them for a long time now.
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Not en masse
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Actually, wind farms are becoming quite common.
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Pretty soon all the oil will be gone. We will have to use windmills and watermills.
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Oh so you’re trying to steal Canada’s oil? >.>
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We are trying to free them, and their oil.
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Free them from what? And how the fuck can you free oil? It’s their oil, not America’s.
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Only Alberta uses oil and coal. All the other provinces uses water or nuclear to get electricity. Their oil supply is low, which means gas prices are inflating. Good luck with that.
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Their oil supply is low? Um, no.
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Alberta is a harder sell because they are the only province without a VAT. Might want to string them along, exports carry no tax.
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Looks like BB read the fellowship report on Alberta. PC4U
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Did you mean “And when we put the white back in Whitehouse and take Alberta, we will be back in space better than ever.”?
Because what you wrote made no fucking sense at all.
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Everyone else understood. Are you saying they are stupid?
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Where exactly is “Chinese russia”? It sounds dirty and full of commie zipper heads.
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Where is The Franchise? He seems racist and full of shit.
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<—he is right here
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He obviously didn’t put in commas. Stop being a grammar Nazi.
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If you can place a comma anywhere in the saying “Chinese Russia” and make it into 2 places I will leave Christwire forever……Ready?….Go
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“The Chinese, Russians, and Indians”
Problem?
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Huge problem actually…”The Chinese” is not a place, it is actually a disgusting epidemic….neither is “Russians” or “Indians”…nope not a single one is a place….and the challenge was to use a comma…not two commas, add two words, change 4 words, and capitolize at will….how simple are you?
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They are the people of the countries. The people do the work. So really, it does work. And my bad you didn’t want me to include the Indians. “The Chinese, Russians….”. Better?
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U Mad Neckbeard?
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Is that a “U mad?” comment…hahahaha… wow, someone is in love with 2008
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Franny’s mad. Can’t think of anything interesting to say so he just flips shit.
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You really have a problem with memes don’t you?
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You cna leave christwire be my geuss everyone know what I mean you just to stupid tos ee that Chinese, russian, indian have all their own space program they didn’t need the american one
Also I did already mentioned but Canada will never fall to USA never
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“Stop being a grammar Nazi.”
You just Godwin’s lawed this conversation. Good day, sir.
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LinuxGamerTheist, you say you know a lot about android. We have a prayer request in the fellowship where someone is looking for a good RSS reader for android. Can you recommend one?
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I think NewsRob, but I’m sure Linux will come up with some ridiculous suggestion that is freely sourced.
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Thanks BB. You are always ahead of this stuff.
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Rediculous? Sorry for helping…
http://lifehacker.com/5866588/google-currents-is-a-gorgeous-magazine+style-newsreader-for-ios-and-android
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http://sourceforge.net/projects/synder/?source=directory
This uses less memory on your device and is “freely-sourced.”
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Lifehacker? Laughing Out Loud! That’s like the ‘Highlights’ of tech magazines!
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Firstly: acronyms, there is such thing
also: This does not change the fact that some of the info is useful
You won’t use the “freely sourced” one from sourceforge and you won’t use the closed-source one from lifehacker. What do you want me to do?
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Rediculous? Sorry for helping…
http://lifehacker.com/5866588/google-currents-is-a-gorgeous-magazine+style-newsreader-for-ios-and-android
this is what lifehacker suggests
http://source forge.net/projects/synder/?source=directory
This uses less memory on your device and is “freely-sourced.”
remove the space between source & forge, I didn’t want to get moderated.
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I hear NewsRob is good, but lacking podcast support, so if you just want to read article, Newsrob works.
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Buy a fish. maybe it will know.
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Not helpful.
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maybe a guinea pig would be useful for them
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The default news application is actually pretty nice. I can write up some instructions on how to subscribe if you would like me to. Happy to help. I’m not always a dick, you know. Otherwise, I would see what lifehacker.com suggests.
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Default news app? Please explain.
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I believe that if you go to a web page that has an option to subscribe to an RSS feed and attempt to subscribe, Android will subscribe with this application. You can then view it with the widget or through the app (I use the widget on my Motorola Droid 3 and it works nicely, shouldn’t differ too much on other phones).
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Obama is from the jungles of Kenya, he thinks that the ipad is hig tech stuff.
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No, he’s from Hawaii. And Obama has nothing to do with the Ipad.
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Hawaii is in Kenya ?
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….Are you fucking kidding me?
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It’s all the same to these assholes.
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I’m fucking bored. lets start a conversation.
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The Bible is a great book, read it.
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The Bible also says the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Not that great of a book.
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Read it, boring, lacking character development.
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Read, stopped at Adam & Eve beause it made no fucking sense.
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You first.
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Anyone here ever read the LOLcat bible? The entire bible reworded like a LOLcat.
I might write an article about it…See what the cult thinks of it
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Ever tried coding in LOLpython?
It’s the Python programming language, but they switched the syntax to make your programs sound like lolcats (ex: instead of x=3, write x iz 3)
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Do you like the song “Melt” by Hatsune Miku?
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Too generic for me. Third-Wave Ska anyone?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GR5WV87tsk
Yes. do you like “Can I Even Dream?”
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Apparently, August and I negotiated on Twitter that he won’t attack MapleStory (my favorite game), in exchange for not attacking his articles. Over and out!
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I don’t know what a maple story is (sounds Canadian though) so I officially say I don’t hate it. And we welcome MishieruChan as a new convert and author of the fellowship. I look forward to future collaborations. Bless you MC.
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Maple Story is a video game… I think…I’ve never played it.
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Bullshit, i’m pretty sure she didn’t agree to be in your dumbass “fellowship” she just bribed you not to attack maple story.
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She just said she wouldn’t attack your articles, not join your cult
She effectively bribed her way into being neutral
LGT: You are correct, MapleStory is a video game. An MMORPG to be specific
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I’ve seen clips from it on youtube and stuff, never played it…
Anyway, is it just his article she can’t attack, or the whole site?
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It’s a pretty fun game.
You may have just found a loophole my friend
“…in exchange for not attacking his articles”
“his” refering to August. Dosen’t say anything about anyone elses article.
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Firstly: It sounds kinda like terraria (fun game) without the building, no?
Also: LAWYERED!!!
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I can see how Terraria and MapleStory are alike. Yea, there isn’t any building in MapleStory if I recall correctly.
Also, this seems fitting:
[img][IMG]http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd240/Dianova_X/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg[/IMG][/img]
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Whoops, my bad…I meant this!!!
[img]http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd240/Dianova_X/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg[/img]
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Pheonix right? I don’t se what he’s saying
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Yeah your agreement does not block others from writing about it, dumb cracker.
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What is with you and the racist remarks?
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Take aggressive action against (a place or enemy forces) with weapons or armed force: “in December, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor”.
Is the definition of attack. Does this mean that Mishieru can write whatever the fuck they want unless they come to augies house and assault him?
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I hate how this site is when it comes to posting pictures….
Phoenix Wright is saying “Objection!” by the way
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Hey, OddAtheist, this is a bit unrelated… but do you like muffins? (also, are you one of these “Brony” things or “humans” that Dinky came home from school with Cherilee talking about?)
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also, I saw Pheonix Wright the other day while Rainbow Dash was on trial.
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Why yes I do like muffins. It’s great to hear from an actual pony. How’s Equestria?
And yep, I am indeed a Brony…and a human
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I don’t really understand how this has anything do do with Obama. It has more to do with muffins than him. And this wasn’t made by NASA by the way.
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Yeah, and at leas muffins are delicious and not made by an evil company like the iPad
[img]http://www.it-networks.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/evil-apple-skull.png[/img]
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