• Is Les Miserables Movie Star Taylor Swift a Chinese spy?

    January 6, 2012 10:58 pm 61 comments
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  •  (chrisTwire) — It has just been reported that Taylor Swift has been offered the heavily coveted role of Eponine in the star-studded upcoming film adaptation of the musical “Les Miserables”. According to the Huffington Post; Swift’s casting represents not only a major step in her acting career but also a major and perhaps unexpected victory over a number of star actresses vying for the part in the Tom Hooper-directed film. The Post reported that Scarlett Johansson, Lea Michele and Evan Rachel Wood were all auditioning for the role as the daughter of the Mr. and Mrs. Thernardier, who will be played by Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen.

    This all brings up the all-important and overlooked fact…

    Taylor Swift is a secret Chinese Spy

    Where is the proof she is Chinese?

    1, Eyes
    Taylor Swift has Mongoloid eyes; this is often referred to by uneducated individuals as the “Epicanthic fold”

    There is even a dedicated Facebook following to her Mongloidness.

    2, Hates Black people
    It’s well known that Asians and blacks do not get along at all and are constantly warring with one another. Kanye West and Taylor swift have their own private racial tension as seen here.

    3, Is a bad driver.
    Asians are poor motor vehicle operators. You would think with increased peripheral vision that they would excel at driving, but they don’t. The only thing statistically worse than an Asian driver is a Female Asian driver.

    Taylor swift fits this to a t.

    Accident Accident

    Accident Accident

    Accident Accident




    4, Takes American Jobs
    As mentioned above, Scarlett Johansson, Lea Michele and Evan Rachel Wood were all auditioning for the role in Les Miserables. Like a typical Asian, she has taken these jobs overseas. In addition, her music career has pushed aside promising young attractive Caucasian American music stars such as Avril Lavine


    Proof she is a spy

    Why else would china create a tall attractive, thin blonde to infiltrate on inundate our media. The Chinese are terrible people.


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    Senator August Weisz Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves. http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography MA

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