Upset because she does not get to ruin the Super Bowl by forgetting the lyrics to America’s national anthem this year, deport-nominee Christina Aguilera instead decided to ruin the memory of Etta James by having the juices of Mexican sins run down her leg during this tribute.
Now, if I had to pick someone to sing Etta James I would have picked Aretha Franklin or Amy Grant. Someone with a powerful, soulful voice that can chill the spine and warm the soul.
1. Here are some photos of Aguilera’s performance, from which you may draw your own drip-related conclusions: