@KarlRove You Better Watch Your Back… I’m on Twitter Now!
I know exactly who you are Karl Rove and this is no idle threat. As the chief architect of George Bush’s dramatic rise to power, you had an incredible role in shaping the direction of this nation over the last decade. You brought Conservative Evangelicals to the forefront and gave them unprecedented access to the highest levels of government. You knew holding onto power sometimes required tactics that others considered brash or unacceptable, yet you never held back. So much of what is happening today in our political conversation is your doing. You dropped a stone in the pond and the waves are still crashing down in the public discourse.
Your role behind the scenes has often gone unheralded and underappreciated. Clearly those who know you know better than to underestimate your enormous reach. On a personal level, you are famous for being insightful and loyal. You do not wear your dedication to Christianity on your sleeve, but we know it’s there. You have done so much to keep this country focused on our Biblical traditions, fighting homosexual marriage with every last breath, breathing new life into the destiny of our military overseas and savagely cutting down those communists who fake liberalism in an attempt to bring about violent revolution in the homeland.
In a word, you are a hero to those of us on the right.
Yes, Karl, you have so much to offer the next generation. Those “in the know” know that the best way to stay abreast of your insights is to subscribe to your Twitter feed. For as an innovator, you’re a master at handling technology and subjugating the youth scene. Democrat-controlled schools have created a huge deficit in the attention department. These kids today can’t consume anything more than a tightly packed one-sentence message. But you’re the master of that! No, these aren’t slogans or talking points but true shards of wisdom spraying out from your body! They glisten and delight us! Oh Karl, you are the wind beneath my wings!
So my dear hero, I have joined Twitter to be like you. But here’s the caveat: we conservatives are a bit envious of your 175,000 followers. That’s quite some reach for a big-handed fellow like you! I am warning you now, I’m onto you. I’m new to this technology gadget and as of this moment I don’t have many followers on Twitter. In fact, I’ve been on there almost a month and nothing has happened. It can be quite lonely at the bottom. Is it lonely at the top? Well, I’ll soon find out! Today, I’m officially giving you notice Mr. Karl Rove that I will beat you. It will hurt! You might even shed a tear! Yes, I am going to surpass you on that Twitter service and get ever more subscribers than you. The game is on old buddy! Prepare to be shocked by my Shocking Wisdom!
Follow Twitter’s newest and most excited member, Investigative Journalist Stephenson Billings, at @ShockingWisdom!
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8:47 pm
Isn’t Karl Rove Satan’s little brother?
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1:37 pm
No, he is the big brother. What Karl did to Satan when he was a kid is the reason why Satan is that way.
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9:13 pm
Karl Rove Miss Piggy. Google it.
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9:14 pm
It all went downhill for him when he started hanging out with Condi’s urban family. There is a shameful video of Rove all coked up and drunk, rapping about being “MC Rove”. They went ahead and had him ‘retire’ after that, I’ll see if I can’t find the video.
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9:29 pm
Karl Rove spells his name with a K rather than the common C. As a mom, I think it is important to give your child the attributes that will enable them to be successful in life. Karl’s mom no doubt was a visionary, providing nutrient dense fuels from the farm to forge the metal of this man’s armor. He has the charisma. He has the diabiologicals. Now he has the technology.
I don’t think anyone envies your task, Stephenson. But I for one believe no one can hide your light under a bushel basket. You are the everyman, the explorer, the one that looks to the heavens and cries, “Why not me?”
While Rove is a Goliath, I believe in the Davids of this world. Even when they are named Stephenson.
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9:39 pm
Blanche, once again your keen intellect has flogged the issue and left it nailed to the cross, so to speak. Your wisdom and insight is breathtaking!
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9:46 pm
Hi Deary!
Hope all is well with you? You are such a dear friend, something I haven’t had much of lately. I really miss you and Granita Plyant. I always think of her when I have orange juice for some reason. Oh, well.
Praise be!
BB
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10:30 pm
Oh my goodness, sounds serious hon. Isn’t there a private massage feature on this here webplace?
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12:02 am
No, but I sometimes wish we had a thunderdome.
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10:27 pm
If different names equal success I should be a millionaire author someday. My name really is Shiann, pronounced Cheyanne. Instead life seems to like to smack me in the face. Go figure.
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9:35 pm
This is one sort of strange. It sounds like your threatneing him. He is in the government you know can get arrested for that?
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9:42 pm
Liberals always want to make it into some kind of threat.
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10:17 pm
Billings has admitted to throwing children into his basement, there’s nothing BUT threats coming from him.
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10:42 pm
False claims of victimhood are at the root of the liberal government/media complex.
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9:49 pm
It’s great to see some friendly competition in the Twitter Conservative Community! Best of luck to you, Dr. Billings!
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10:15 pm
I wonder how long it will take before Billings knows what a tweet is.
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10:28 pm
This article didn’t have enough to do with Tim Tebow, but it’s still a great featured piece! I always held hard to a dream that we would have a Cheney-Rove ticket.
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3:23 pm
You have just proved that you are gay for Tebow.
August and Timmy!
Sitting in a tree!
K I S S I N G!
I wonder if one of the Christwire fools will be accepting enough to do the marriage?
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12:14 pm
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12:15 pm
alice the madness returns best game
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