Kathy Griffin Topless Stunt Backfires, Ruins New Year’s Eve for Anderson Cooper and All of America
If you like your eyes, you may just want to click away and not watch the following video. For some reason, Carrot Top Kathy Griffin thought that the best way to start out 2012 was to give the world a look at her ginger freckled sag cannons. Sure, plastic surgery is a common entree in the Hollywood world but you must remember that D list celebrities get saggy DD oompa jobs.
The best case scenario is that Kathy Griffin realized all the mean things she’s done in the past is leading her to hell. When the headline Kathy Griffin topless comes along you should know that is hell kindling in the making, yet Griffin takes no heed. The best case scenario here is that Griffin heard Anderson Cooper is a gay and was trying to show him her freshly scuplted tomatillos but failed to realize that you cannot bribe anyone but a maggot with rotten fruit.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Adam Nelson
lol go kathy
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So I’m assuming Carrot Top finally laid off the roids? He looks at least decent without all the insane, chemically induced muscle mass and bulging veins.
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So apparently it’s a common trait of Christwire ‘authors’ to be unable to tell the difference between two completely different people.
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Hey this is the fake LN I heard about! She has an extra dot in her name!
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I thought the responses seemed a bit Claire like.
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Except both of you morons failed to realize I put that dot there because someone used my name without the extra dot. And apparently Militant is gay.
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Dude, I’m not the fake L.N, you fucking asshole.
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If you take of your clothes down to your bra and panties and the man laughs and begs you to cover up, then as a woman you have failed.
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If Anderson was not afflicted with the homogayness, he would have responded appropriately by asking if anyone had a paper bag to put over Kathy Griftin’s head before he did something manly to her. My biggest question is what colour were the bra and panties that Vander’sson was wearing?
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That didn’t ruined my new year’s eve! WIN!
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I’ve heard Cooper is a bit light in his Gucci loafers.
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This Kathy Griffy is no good at all – she is an avowed child hater, she abuses her elderly parents, and she spreads homosexuality to our troops overseas.
Now show is trying to expose her dangerous hollywood breasts to the impressionable young people of this country to get them to shave their pubes.
Keep far, far away from this sicko.
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Homosexuality? That contradicted what you just said. Do you just piece random words togetner to form sentences?
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You need research this crazed woman.
http://www.kathygriffin.net/Press/Frontiers20021025.php
She is the puppet for the gay agenda. She repeats whatever these sick perverts force her to say.
She hates Fox news and conservative values. She hates the family, and she tries to get in front of the troops every chance she can to spread the homosexuality.
As for her breasts, they are a gateway drug to get the youth under her ginger spell, but the end game is always the same – a bleeding rectum.
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Wat.
A) No matter how hard you try, no one just becomes gay. You are born with an attraction to the same sex
B) There is now homogay agenda. Homogay isn’t even a fucking word
C)If she hates FOX news, who can blame her. Outside of MAYBE O’Riley, it’s chalk full of bullshit.
D) Doing a little comedic routine isn’t going to make anyone do anything. You make it seem like all children are retards that can be forced to do anything the media commands.
Remember, lay off the cat shit
Your truly
Dragonman
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http://homogayagenda.com
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Fake site, idiot.
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Couldn’t put more time in making that fake site look even slightly less fake Adam?
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This is Adam we’re talking about here. He got some crayons and paper and drew his PhD.
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Wow. Could you at leas put in the captions to the articles? Add some personal flair to it? This certainly explains why Christwire is the ugly piece of shit that it is. Can you learn something about web design?
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The gays. Have. No. Fucking. Agenda. Please get your head out of the cat whose ass you stick your head into to get your dose of cat shit.
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Only CNN would allow a catholic ginger and a homogay to host a New Years event. How about some people that actually represent America’s Morals and Values and Traditions instead?
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Adam Nelson
OK what is your problem with using the word breasts or boobs like a normal person? Using the phrases “sag cannons”, “oompa” and “tomatillos” makes you sound like an idiot.
Doubt the stunt really ruined everyone’s New Year’s Eve. If it did it is a bit sad you let something that insignificant spoil your night.
Yes, Anderson Cooper spent practically the entire video laughing and telling Kathy Griffin to put her clothes on. However am I the only person who recognised it as him being made incredibly nervous by her? It was a nervous laugh. Also did no one else hear Anderson Cooper say “You’ve got a rocking body by the way.” at 0:44? He also questions how she has a figure like that even though she eats doughnuts late at night at about 1:55.
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Anderson Cooper is a suspected P90x bottom man, so is not really qualified to analyze a woman’s body.
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Don’t have to be straight to be tell if a member of the opposite sex might have a good body.
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Both these people were on celebrity Mole and ruined it for Stephen Baldwin.
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I wrote an article and will now proceed to spam it.
As my username suggests, I am a Linux user. My reason for writing this article is that I’ve heard many comments about Linux users “stealing code” and being “homogays.” I won’t even dignify the homogay comments with a response, and will, rather, help all of the Christwire readers gain a better understanding of what FLOSS (free/libre/open source software) is.
Gratis Versus Libre
“Think free as in free speech, not free beer”
Basically, this means that while the software may cost money, the user is free to edit or distribute the code. It is not stealing code as the GNU license clearly specifies what is and is not legal to do with the code.
The GNU License
What is the GNU license (general public license)?
The general public license is a free license.
The best way to describe it may be by quoting the license itself, it starts as follows:
” The licenses for most software and other practical works are designed
to take away your freedom to share and change the works. By contrast,
the GNU General Public License is intended to guarantee your freedom to
share and change all versions of a program–to make sure it remains free
software for all its users. We, the Free Software Foundation, use the
GNU General Public License for most of our software; it applies also to
any other work released this way by its authors. You can apply it to
your programs, too.”
Linux is distributed under this license.
What is Linux, it sounds gay?
This is what you are probably thinking. I will, once again, not dignify that as a response. Linux is a kernel, the part of an operating system that interacts with the hardware. Your mouse, for instance, will most likely be compatible with Windows, Mac OS and Linux.
Linux is not an operating system, only a kernel. It was created by Linus Torvalds, a Finnish software engineer.
This is him:
How can I get in on this very heterosexual software?
It’s everywhere! This website is made with WordPress, which is open-source. Android, the mobile OS created by Google is Open-source and uses a modified Linux kernel, the Android kernel. (Android is licensed under GNU and Apache, both free licenses)
What are the advantages of this software?
It is statistically better than proprietary software. Closed-source, proprietary software has more bugs.
“the 2.6 Linux production kernel, shipped with software from Red Hat, Novell and other major Linux software vendors, contains 985 bugs in 5.7 million lines of code, well below the industry average for commercial enterprise software. Windows XP, by comparison, contains about 40 million lines of code, with new bugs found on a frequent basis.”
People all over the world are working together to improve this software!
This should be reason enough to try Linux. However, if you are still not convinced to at least give it a try, here are a few advantages:
1. Security through minority (less people using Linux means less viruses)
2. Security through obscurity (Denying or allowing administrative privileges, such as installing software, to users is easy)
3. Installing from repositories (Install exactly the software you need without searching the web)
4. Customization (Fin-tune your operating system until it is exactly how you want it)
5. Improved command-line interface (When have you ever used command prompt in Windows? Linux makes it useful again)
What Linux distros (distributions) should I try?
I recommend the following for beginners:
1. Ubuntu
2. Linux Mint
3. Puppy Linux (for slow computers)
4. Fedora
5. OpenSuSe
I hope this article was helpful.
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Do you own stock in this evil Linux company or something? I will keep a tried and true Microsoft product running my computer. Thank you.
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Agreed. Microsoft is a name you can trust. And it has free Bing.
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What a vile temptress. I’ve always hated CNN news!
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