Kristen Stewart Uses Mime to Explain what Twilight Series is All About
I have preached for nearly ten years against the hellspawn words in the book “Twilight” by JKR Rowling. This evil book has caused all sorts of terror in the homes of America: children getting pregnant, getting rabies through blood ceremonies and dropping out of school.
But even when I present the evidence, there are parents out there who refuse to believe this movie is all bad. So here is the harem vampire “Bella” who is played by Kristen Stewart. She does an intepretive telling of what Twilight is all about in 15 seconds. The head bobs are husking the sin cob actions and that’s how every Vegas hooker’s long career of broken promises, drug addiction and death starts.
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Author: Abe
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Lol what?
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That’s harry potter, assface.
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Who the fuck is JKR Rowling, is she the author of “Made-up bullshit”?
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The bible? No, that was someone else
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ABE IF U LOOK AT THE BOOK TWILIGHT ITS AUTHOR IS STEPHANIE MYERS
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hahahaha abe, you are funny, thanks for the laugh!
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Abe, that is truly a scary video. Anyone who doubts that this so called “fiction” is anything other than a recruiment call from Satan needs to join the Democrat party, or some other terrorist organization.
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He’s getting books mixed up. Authors mixed up. Abe smokes too much crack.
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I am not sure about Abe’s past, but he has his head on straight now.
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he doesn’t know the authors of very popular books so he should lay down that crack
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J.K Rowling wrote Harry Potter. JKK Tolkien wrote The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight.
Goddammit Abe, lay off the cat shit. It’s bad for your brain
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But can you name the inspired writers of the books of the Bible?
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Their are too many to count. First, the Old Testament is 66 books, and I don’t know how long the New Testament is. I’m simply stating some simple facts there buddy.
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true 66 books like the beats number 666
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actually depending of the old or new testament tehre were respeticvely 33 people who wrote the new testament for the old one its was 12 peoples
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Huh. Never knew that. Everyday you learn something new
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funny how you can learn new stuff in theology oh I made a Mistake the 33 people were in old testament while the 12 were in new ( still some of the old are actually in the new as well )
You know in the bible they condone killing and slavery ( old and new testament alike )
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Ummmmmmm…how to desCribe this…. Anyways this is highly uninformed and i guess it would suck anyways
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At least she hasnt gotten fat like the rest of them.
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That is the most emotion I have ever seen her use in her acting.
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There’s something oddly sexy about some of those expressions…
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Abe you are honestly too stupid to insult.
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