In the following video we see some Miami VOODOO taking place as Lebron James proves he must be doing warlock rituals in the locker room. Now when several years ago my dear friend Tyson Bowers III caught Vijay Singh using devil powers to strike an impossible hole in one, I was shocked. Never before had I seen such darkness brought to the fine pure sport of golf.
But I guess this is what we should expect in basketball. It is an African institution and half the book of Exodus witchcraft takes place in Egypt. Maybe if we look hard enough, we’ll see some of James’ kinfolks dolled up as mascara kings in an Egypt witchcraft pyramid. This is not natural!