Liberals, Gays, and Communists Attack Ship Carrying the chrisTwire Handbook Enroute to Australia
(chrisTwire) — Australia needs saving badly. But the liberal agenda doesn’t want it to happen. In an attempt to keep the down-underers in the dark, gay communists have attacked and sunk a container ship carrying copies of the chrisTwire handbook.
In addition to the tremendous loss of the fellowships first public publication, other items were lost, such as food for the poor, medicines for the sick, and golf clubs and new cars sent to fellowship missionaries in Oceania.
As you can see here, the damage was devastating:
Not all is lost, the chrisTwire handbook is in stock and available for shipping and instant download for E-Books. Even in Australia. We are also praying some of the books will wash up on African shores
Get your copy now.
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
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10:17 pm
Oh my gracious! That looks so scary!
Those books need to get to New Zealand as well. Those folks are far more holy than the Australians.
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10:22 pm
And you have proof it was a Liberal’s doing? Or a Homosexual? Or a Communist? Where does it say it was attacked by any of these?
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10:26 pm
The proof was on the boat.
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10:30 pm
All I see on the boat are crates.
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10:45 pm
Crates full of books.
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10:47 pm
And how is that proof to what I asked?
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10:59 pm
“Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.” You dang kids need to get off the teat and do some work yourself.
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11:02 pm
So me, not the creator of the article, have to find proof which the creator, August, could not? It’s not my place to do that. It’s his. Without proof, everything he says could be a lie. He has gotten things wrong before.
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11:05 pm
August has hairy nipples, Chef. Our families went to the beach together. You have the curiosity, so go forth and conquer. Stop being a tick.
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11:08 pm
Wtf? Why would you tell me he has hairy nipples?
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11:08 pm
Right, your families went to the beach while you two were tucked away in a room, having your affair.
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11:13 pm
Shes right, shaving ones chest always seemed a little gay.
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11:39 pm
Alun,
Stop your nastiness. You could have a family if you would fill in that hole in your basement and stop using “it needs to put the lotion in the basket” as a pickup line.
Stop being so creepy!
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11:43 pm
How do would you know what he says? Stalker. Who’s the creeper now Blanchy?
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11:46 pm
Because I have counseled women who have encountered him, nitwit.
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11:48 pm
Yeah no. You have no one. Maybe your imaginary friend.
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11:52 pm
Yeah? No? Which is it? Why can’t you make a decision?
You call yourself chef, but you aren’t really a chef.
You know simply everything about computers, until you get caught lying.
Really Phillip, straighten up, get right with the man upstairs.
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11:55 pm
Never once said I know everything about computers. I’m a chef in training. You’re over thinking the “Yeah no” statement. What did I get caught doing? Or caught on?
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12:00 am
Well, maybe for this ‘Alun’ guy you keep going on about, but you certainly haven’t ever met me, yet you seem as if you are talking to me, Bitcham.
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12:05 am
The man WAY Upstairs. ( I think he lives in his parents basement )
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12:45 am
I still wonder why blanche used a south park dialog seriously …
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11:07 am
You haven’t tried guessing my name, I’ve left clues in past comments. And when did you mention computers, stop being unreasonable BB
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10:40 pm
New books are being shipped via air!
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11:12 pm
No!!! Now the ISlamacists will fly them into something. What about railroad? It is much safer.
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1:47 pm
You do know how railroad works, a that it actually needs rails, ergo land, to go anywhere?
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10:51 am
PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!PARANOID!
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10:52 am
You can’t do that either. The driver of the railway will be a mexican and will hate your stupid books and commit scuicide just to get rid of them!!!
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11:13 pm
These books are so desparately needed in Australia. I am in the throws of researching an article on Australia and why God hates them right now.
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12:13 am
god doesn’t hate the beings he created
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12:33 pm
God does indeed hate Australia, which is why he blighted the land downunder with a Lady Prime Minister who is both Welsh and an Atheist!
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12:59 pm
And who are you to pass judgement in the name of “God”?
We are all mortal, you’ve no right or power to condemn ANYONE
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1:08 pm
We have been chosen.
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1:42 pm
Bull-fucking-shit
You dumbfucks weren’t chosen, your egos are just so large you believe that you have ridiculous power to judge
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1:44 pm
Join us and you will see truth.
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1:48 pm
Truth? How can one see truth with all the bullshit you guys write?
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1:49 pm
Nah, I would never join a cult
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1:52 pm
Aren’t you just a little curious to know what we know, to see what we see, to be the 1%?
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1:55 pm
If I wanted to see and know what you guys do, I would just go huff some paint or eat cat shit, considering that’s all you guys do to make up this bullshit.
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1:56 pm
I really wouldn’t like to see what you guys see. It would be highly destructive of my pshychy
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2:01 pm
We offer immortality.
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2:04 pm
No such thing as immortality…You must really be high right now
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4:38 pm
wow he is kinda … dense …
I mean immortality
he even try to convert us to “and it’s not christianity” their cult
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4:41 pm
Oh my god. August, how many fingers am I holding up? You did too much cat shit! Don’t jump out the window, you don’t have immortality! Oh wait, you jumping out the window would probably kill you. Forget I said anything.
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10:53 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS?
DID YOU ACTUALLY READ THE FUCKING BIBLE?
YOU’RE THUMPING A BIBLE THAT YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOURSELF YOU FUCKING ZELOT!!!
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12:12 am
These pictures are very recent it happened a few hours ago about 20 minutes away from my house.
Here is what really happened. The ship ran aground on a reef in October last year. It has been revealed (in REAL news) that the captain and other crew members were drunk and did not think to avoid the reef. They have since been arrrested. The ship was not blown up; we just had a storm which battered the ship so badly that it split in two. Salvers had just removed about 1000 containers (maybe your books were saved!!!!).
But to actual important things, thousands of tonnes of oil and toxic waste was dumped into the ocean because of the crash and it killed many sea animals and has hugely adversely affected the local and national economy. The world is bigger than a few pages of propoganda.
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12:50 am
their bookwas released on december yet the incident happened on october … the book can’t be saved nor shipped neither
actually the real truth is a storm we all se ethat on news No actual attack On it ( I even think its not even an american ship )
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1:32 am
is this wat u were talking about with the OIL SPILL news.yahoo.com/little-oil-seen-ship-splits-zealand-015331578.html
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1:47 am
Yes that’s what they’re ‘talking’ about, I live in the area that it happened.
Nobody attacked it, all of the contents on the ship, and the ship itself, were attempted to be saved.
Millenium is correct too, happened too long ago to contain those books aaaand who the fuck cares if it did. It must of been GODS way of saying the book was a pile of shit because he controls everything and sunk it himself right?!
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4:53 am
GOD does not dabble in “piles of Shit”. It was probably Commies.
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3:48 am
Most of them would have ended up as beer mats anyway while drunk Aussie cowboys got drunk and did lines of blow off the book before playing “Hide the Dingo” or “catch the boomerang” with each other wearing those tight Steve Irwin shorts.
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6:52 am
Do they still play “Peanut Butter Dingo” in Australia?
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4:20 am
LOL, they wouldn’t have, as the imaginary books were never on the boat, which was never going to Australia. And even though those are Australian references of games you’ve just invented and not New Zealand ones where the ship wrecked, that does sound like a far better use for a few scraps of paper. However you did forget to mention that these people will also use the papers as skins for their joints.
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5:01 am
From Australia We got Fosters beer a favorite of local Lifegaurds who are the most depraved people I have ever met and Paul Hogan, made two great movies cheated on his wife and that’s It. I’m Gonna Leave Mel Gibson Out of this no need. “how to speak a astralian” worthless dirt mound.
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1:52 pm
Your sentence structure is hideous. Could you please follow at least some grammar rules from now on, I can’t understand a word you are writing.
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3:19 am
I love you guys, after you run out of “Atheist rhetoric” (which is after fifteen minutes) you all turn into English teachers, or accuse the righteous of being under the influence of some illicit drug. Just because you lost your crown royal bag filled with your 8 sided dice and you are no longer a level 16 magic user doesn’t give you the right to berate me.
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7:00 am
wasn’t it god who said that those who seed hate against others would go to hell? that those who don’t respect other-minded, must be punished?
well, author…
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1:51 pm
I didnt blow up a ship. Liberals did.
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1:53 pm
Now you just keep insulting people who don’t think like you and using hate-speech against anyone who ain’t a white Christian.
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1:54 pm
*no,
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3:21 pm
Exactly, and where’s the proof? can you post a picture of the actual shipping bill of your books? Or even better a liberal conspiracy to make the ship sink?
If you do, I’ll change my mind, but for now the odds are bigger that it was an accident, and your writing bull….
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4:43 pm
Why would anyone want to blow up your idiot books that were written while on catshit? I’m pretty sure it would make a good case on why not to do drugs, maybe could be read for laughs. The best use would be for when you run out of toilet paper, though.
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5:21 pm
Hey, look, they’re whoring their book again.
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12:04 am
As an Australian and a True Christain I can’t tell you how worrying this is to me. It’s true that Australia is on a slippery slope, our primeminister is not only unmarried, with a ‘boyfriend’ – but he is a hairdresser! I thought only women and gays were hairdressers… but then I also thought that positions of serious leadership should belong to men. Things really are upside-down, down here.
I hope to expect a new shipment of your books post-haste.
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6:38 am
You are crazier than the rest of this lot.
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5:49 pm
What’s crazy about wanting happiness and salvation for everyone? I care about where people end up at the end of this life. I just want to save as many souls as I can – it’s my Christian duty.
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4:46 am
Nothing. A lot is crazy, however, with wanting a book written by the nutters here.
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4:42 am
We should thank fate for not allowing such ignorance and stupidity to cross the oceans. Book sales in one country is bad enough why in the world would we want to infest and lower other peoples I.Q points down?
For everyone buying that piece crap book. You all are a bunch of bumbling idiots! May Satan devour your souls for putting such arrogance for the world to see.
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3:59 am
Do you not understand? The ship crashe in October last year, BEFORE the book was ‘released’. The books were never on the ship and the ship was never blown up. It sunk after a storm. I should know, I live on the coastline and I could see the ship from my house.
Totally mature to get Satan on their asses though!
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