Mount Ida University Mustangs To Sit Out Rest of Season
As a hoops lover I was heart broken to learn that the NBA was going to have a late season, but even worse I just learned my favorite Trade School team is going to be sitting out the rest of the season!
It seems that the entire team has come down with a case on an unknown antibacterial resistant case of Venereal Disease. Researchers at Harvard a nearby real university, are baffled by the cause of the infection.
“I don’t know what to say. It is unlike any venereal infection that I have ever seen before. It is much like AIDS, but is actually closer to feline AIDS, which is found in the common house cat.” Said Dr. Nathan Rammstien.
I am unaware of how feline AIDS could mutate into a new classification of species and then be transferred from the cat to the entire Basketball team. You would have to have a large concentration of cats in one place, then the disease would have to be transmitted to a carrier who would then infect the basketball team. At this time I am unaware of any causal factor.” Stated Dr. Ishmael Jewenstein, also of the Harvard medical team.
The college newspaper talked to one of the B-ballers, named Jerome Hussien who said this:
“Mane, I ‘ont (sic) know where I got dis sh*t! But it burns like a mother f*cker. Every time I p*ss my F*cking d*ck burns like a b*tch, and ahm (sic) coughing up blood and sh*t. It’s like some ebola @$$ sh*t.”
Researchers at Harvard and at the Mount Ida College Athletics department, are looking into all the cases to see if they have some shared experience in common.
“I don’t know. These kids are like animals. They’ll bang anything that moves. We have b-ball groupies that hang out after the games. Maybe they all shared one of them. I don’t know. All I know is I’m sure as hell not stepping foot in that shower room again.” said The Athletics Director John Adamson.
One player who asked to remain anonymous had this to say:
“Yo man, I remember dis one girl. She was a vet tech or some sh*t. We tored dat(sic)up! She was a freak. She had all these sex toys and there was cats every damned where. It was like dat (sic) song by Prince…uh..”Darling Nikki”. We was using them as napkins to clean ourselves with. That was a pretty messed up night, I think her name was uh… Charlene? Claudia?”
Here’s hoping that a cure will be found and that the season will soon continue for this prize award winning, athletic power house trade school.
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Author: Militant Negro
Straight outta Compton and into your computer screen, Militant Negro brings you the truth you need to hear.
6:10 pm
Shocking!
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10:39 pm
There was a push by members of Congress and administration officials recently to reclassify trade schools and how they qualify for public subsidies. So many of them are just scams, gouging people for student aid and teaching them nothing. There was a great article in the New York Times about it. What happened in the end is that these places like Phoenix and Kaplan spent millions lobbying Obama and had all the tougher rules gutted, so schools like Mount Ida could continue without fear. How sad.
Has anyone else noticed that this school’s name sounds rather x-rated? It’s like something you’d hear shouted during an elderly gang rape. Mount Ida!
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10:43 pm
What kind of fucked up porn do YOU watch, Billings? And you go and call us the deviants, you’re the one who watches old people getting gang raped!
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11:35 pm
That is a horrible thought Brother Billings, my best friend is named Ida!
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2:46 am
I feel horrible for all the women of this country named Ida. It’s something that maybe this college should consider apologizing for.
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1:54 pm
Why should the college apologize for their name?
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6:13 pm
What’s Mount Ida University?
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6:14 pm
Hes Black, everything above Jr High is a “University”.
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6:18 pm
I dont like you cracker.
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6:19 pm
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6:20 pm
Fuck, the other part says “”racist” and has a smaller brai, implying that racism is stupid
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6:21 pm
I can not see it all. smaller images please, but not so small I cant see it.
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6:33 pm
Susan apparently lacks the ability to right click pictures, and select ‘view image/open image in new tab’.
Also, you wouldn’t have to ask for smaller images if this site didn’t have such a shitty user-interface.
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6:37 pm
I dont think desmonds meds are being taken properly.
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6:42 pm
Hubner, you need to get your eyes checked.
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7:20 pm
Why should I have to do some special clicks because someone else cant do something right?
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7:42 pm
The white brain was too big to fit on the screen. Thanks linx.
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1:54 pm
Linx? You couldn’t have even been more creative and tried “Lisa” or “Orie” (orianic) or “Lenny”, a lot of code names are of distros are names. Anyway: right click the pic. Also, it shows a racist brain being smaller than any race’s. I first saw it in a YouTube video for Skankin’ Pickle’s “Racist World”.
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1:54 pm
Linx? You couldn’t have even been more creative and tried “Lisa” or “Orie” (orianic) or “Lenny”, a lot of code names are of distros are names. Anyway: right click the pic. Also, it shows a racist brain being smaller than any race’s. I first saw it in a YouTube video for Skankin’ Pickle’s “Racist World”.
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1:54 pm
Linx? You couldn’t have even been more creative and tried “Lisa” or “Orie” (orianic) or “Lenny”, a lot of code names are of distros are names. Anyway: right click the pic. Also, it shows a racist brain being smaller than any race’s. I first saw it in a YouTube video for Skankin’ Pickle’s “Racist World”.
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2:06 pm
Creative? Linx is a text based web browser. You failed to get the humor in it. Also I didn’t post three times.
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6:37 pm
august i guess u dropped out of hs cuz a university is a college
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7:36 pm
if they were the same there wouldnt be two names for them moron…
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_college_and_a_university
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7:39 pm
different things can have the same meaning u dusty old dumbass
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11:39 pm
clearly not. You should read more and post less. That way you would not advertise what a moron you are.
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12:02 am
thats all u got slutsan all u do is call me a moron so pitiful and very pathetic
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6:19 pm
My favorite trade School basketball team, cracker!
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6:16 pm
Mount Ida sure does seem to have a lot of cat related problems.
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6:23 pm
This site sure has some GLaDOS related problems.
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6:29 pm
Mount Ida has never had a cat problem.
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7:01 pm
Is there a hunting season there to keep the population down?
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1:37 pm
Are there any atheists to keep the idiot population down?
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7:08 pm
Musktangs?
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7:19 pm
they’re a type of horse
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11:49 pm
The most shocking thing here is that Mount Ida has a working journalism department. The next thing you know, they’ll be training tomorrow’s mail clerks and environmental service specialists! Good for them.
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11:50 pm
Can’t think of any other way to get at Claire so you have to attack her education? Better than what you got, you had to steal crayon’s to draw your degree.
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11:55 pm
Like Claire did?
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11:56 pm
Let me post that again so it shows up properly. I like how claire signed her name with a heart above they i.
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11:57 pm
one of those journalism majors must have did the editing on it.
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12:00 am
Hey Robert, you misspelled “degree”, “college”, and “graduate”, as well as ignored the fact that Claire is still in college.
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12:04 am
You dont know about collages?
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12:08 am
says the person who cant even spell college..
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1:41 am
Does your mexican know how stupid his wife is?
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5:26 am
I can’t believe people don’t know about collages. Claire did a whole thread on them back in the day. She’s been here since 2008.
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12:37 pm
Bitcham, shut the fuck up and clean the house you stupid broad. Your husband needs to discipline you somethin’ fierce!
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1:40 am
My name is not robert, I did not create that I printed it off from the Mount Ida college for her, I did not misspell them, is this really THAT hard for you to understand?
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2:05 am
Suurrrreeeeee.
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12:38 pm
Whatever you say Robert. Keep telling yourself that, you might believe it one day!
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