Pokemon: A Peek Into The Next Generation

Sandra O'connor
• ChristWire
January 14, 2012 6:04 am117 comments

My friends, it pains me to say that I’m afraid that the pokemon will never seize to bombard our children’s imaginations with their video games and semi-tactful card trading games. Our Japanese foes have used the pokemon games and merchandise to train our children to turn against us one day at the simple command of which pokemon demon to summon in order to take us out in our sleep.

I have spent many hours in my office researching the pokemon and all there could be to know about the foul creatures. While researching diligently, I saw news that a SIXTH generation of the pokemon creatures is in the process of being made in the pokemon headquarters in Kanto, Japan. I managed to catch a glimpse of some of the pokemon being tested. These are some of the new and seemingly anticipated pokemon that will be out by next Autumn.

(NOTE: THESE ARE SKETCHES IN THE MAKING THE ACTUAL POKEMON MAY DIFFER)

The Electric/Sensei Pokemon: Kitstache

Kitstache is one of the newly conceptualized pokemon of the highly anticipated sixth generation of the pokemon series. This new pokemon is going to be classified as an electric/sensei type of pokemon. Noting its mustache like fur on its mouth gives it the story that it was taken into the idea of a former lord of the lands that Raiden, Japanese God of Lightning, had destroyed in a fury of thunderstorms. The lord was spared and thus turned into a beast in which the pokemon owners and artists made into a cute and cuddly toy-thing. There is currently no recent news of any prior or post forms in which are quite common amongst the pokemon games.

The Dark/Death Pokemon: Dethion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dethion is a new addition to one of the pokemon series’ most popular creatures; the Evee Evolutions.  This particular one is supposedly the satanic of the evees. Dethion was inspired by the dark lord himself as well as the young hipster fashions and Gothic fashions of today that capture our children’s eyes. From what the artists have been debating with this particular pokemon is if it will scare away the younger viewers or appear, “too cute” to other older viewers. Dethion is not a final pokemon in the line up, but it is in much deliberation.

 

The Light/Normal Pokemon: Ivogress

 Ivogress is the white tiger of China made all cuddly and cute. It would seem that the only way to convince the parents that this generation of the pokemon games is quite alright is the give the pokemon the appearance of white and gold. White and gold are often associated with spiritual icons such as catholic statues of saints and the pope’s clothes and crosier.  This pokemon has blue eyes in which to divert the fact that the  previous pokemon has red eyes. Most people, especially children, associate the color “blue” with the word, “good” and the color, “red” with the word, “bad”. So in order to dodge the bullets of angry and upset parents the makers of pokemon have clearly recognized that blue eyes are a better way to try and convince our children that pokemon are OK.
That’s all the information I have on the subject. If you know more about the upcoming generation of pokemon feel free to protest it and ban it for our children’s sake and for God’s.
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117 Comments

  • i luv pokemon and anime, jpop, and kpop is spreading like wild fire so just get used 2 it and banning it is a horrible idea cuz then all hell will break loose up in here

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    • i just have to say, it matters not what anybody here says, this person running this site is obviously showing signs of delusionary and paranoid schizophrenia, from hearing voices about australia, to believing pokemon are satanic drug references.

      it doesnt matter how much logic is pumped into their brains they will all still believe this crap

      if god can do anything can he make a weight so heavy he cannot lift it?

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    • she is a paranoid/delusional schizophrenic, probably has battered woman syndrome and also shows signs d.i.d. she obviously has schizo-effective dissorder and on top of that all SHE IS A CHRISTIAN, sorry my fellow aetheist but she cannot be stopped, only ignored.

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      • hey first off not all christian think that way I love pokemon so dont be a bigot becouse of one woman. second many people think many things are evil that arnt of many religions deal

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  • It’s called fan art…As in Pokemon fans drew those…

    All offIcial Pokemon designs are done by Ken Sugimori and all have the same artistic style

    Bitch, just get off the Internet…

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    • When are you ever going to learn that Christwire is 100% factual and you’re just wasting your time?

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      • Probably the day that Bush proves he’s more intelligent than the average speck of dust. So no time soon.

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        • Specks of dust can’t think or speak or run for President and win.

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          • George Bush can’t think, and can barely speak. And if a do-nothing chump like Obama can win the presidency, even that becomes less than an achievement to be proud of.

            Bush is an alcoholic drug addict. Obama is a worthless prat who has done nothing in his time in office. I think it’s safe to say that over the last decade and a half, America has proved it is incapable of selecting effective leaders.

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          • Alice in Arizona Proud Army Wife

            Tom my husband is in the miltary and President Bush was a real supporter of the soldiers. We always knew he had our backs. I was in the auditorium once when he came to Arizona and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. You dont see Obama doing that. He is always apologizing for America and for our troops. He makes them all seem bad guys. I dont think he comes close to being a hero like President Bush. All the things you said is lies and you guys just hate him because he was born again?

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          • No, it has absolutely nothing to do with his religion.

            George Bush was a warmonger who lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction, just so that he would have an excuse to invade the country and have another attempt at a war his daddy couldn’t finish.

            He put your husband, and many other American soldiers in mortal danger in an attempt to impress his father. How can you look up to this man? Especially after the danger he put your husband in with his lies.

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          • Neither can Bush with out outside help.

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          • What, George W. got born again? I though Barbara Bush would surely be barren by now.

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        • He’s a human being. Unless they are hindered by mental disability/disorder or cranial injury, all human beings are capable of thought and speech. I’m not saying that Bush was the perfect president, but just because he didn’t end world hunger or bring about world peace, it doesn’t mean that he is incapable of basic human functions.

          Well for one, you can’t possibly expect Obama to solve all of America’s problems in four years. And he has done plenty of things for your country (assuming that you’re an American, of course.) http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

          I think it’s safe to say that you’re an ignorant fuck.

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        • Tom skimbletears said its that christwire is just a satirical website not worth wasting our time On it

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          • I know, but I came here to argue, so I am. Maybe I should stop using the Internet whilst wasted. LOL!

            Anyone want to argue with me that the sky is currently pink? Actually that’s an invalid arguement, as it was just that earlier.

            I’m from England by the way, so the only thing that Obama has done for my country is give David Cameron (whom I think is a total wanker) a load of American region 1 DVDs that don’t play over here in region 2.

            The problem I have with Obama is that he promised the world, and has delivered on nothing he said.

            I’m gonna go and argue with my empty beer bottles that they shouldn’t be empty. They should be providing me with further booze.

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          • Ok Tom, stop trying to seem like a refined, intelligent human being and then blaming your stupidity on booze.
            You’ve lost all credibility here.

            You can’t act like an idiot and expect people to take your “arguments” seriously.

            But, to leave off with a compliment, you type rather well for someone who is wasted.

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          • You’re not the first person to say that to me. Tell you what though, my head is paying for it now. Worth it. LOL!

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      • Also, why the hell do you have a picture of a Linoone as your avaitar? You are aware that Linoone is a pokemon right?

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        • I am well aware that Linoone is, in fact, a Pokemon. It’s my favorite normal type. What’s your point?

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          • So, you’re praising an article that condemns and demonises pokemon, while parading the fact that Linoone is your favourite Normal type? Please explain to me where the sense is in that.

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        • In response to the comment below, I haven’t praised the article at all.
          I sarcastically stated that Christwire was completely factual and you believed me.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Poor poor Tom….

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          • You know what, I completely understand why the bubbleheads at Christwire do this. Being an idiot on the Internet is fun! I think I’ll do it more often. It might also be possible that the bipolar has sent me manic again.

            The sky is orange! And I will not move on that point!

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          • Tom, stop.
            You’re embarrassing yourself.

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          • No! I want the sky pink again!ooh! what if it was blue? can you imagine? A BLUE SKY

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          • Gasp! A BLUE sky?!? Don’t even go there! We shall not speak of the impossible!!

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  • Andy Biersack Andy Biersack

    I love pokemon and girls so fuck you!

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    • Since you are infact a 12 year old girl pretending to be Beersack you are calling yourself a lesbian.

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      • You’re a basement-dwelling loser who pretends to be an 80-year old woman, calling others out on not being who they are is not in your best interest.

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        • But you just called her out on who she was.
          Shouldn’t that not be in your best interest?
          Because obviously, you’re higher and mightier than she is. Why lower yourself to her level?

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      • Sandra O'connor Sandra O'connor

        Sister Susan has a very good point in all of this. Whether or not you are the actual or imposterof the Andy Biersack, King of The Emosexuals, you are gay/ lesbian either way.

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        • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

          Not necessarily. Just because someone likes a certain type of music doesn’t mean they fit stereotypes. Case in point: I’m a brony. I’m not a guy who listens to nickelback and shit. I listen to Kamelot, Sybreed, Cynergy67, the older Linkin Park (pre-minutes to midnight), and Sonic Syndicate. I’m heterosexual. I’m not at all emo (fashion, depression, cutting).

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          • I’m all about the SKRILLEX, Nice Avatar BTW, isn’t that a fanfiction?

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          • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

            Thanks! Yes, it is unfortunately a fanfic… Don’t read it unless you either hate MLP or are really, really sick.

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          • Which fanfic is it?

            Just so I can avoid it…Rather not have something ruin MLP for me

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          • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

            Cupcakes
            By SGT Sprinkles

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          • Oh………………………………………………………………………………………..Yea….I am already familiar with that story…

            I think your avatar is actually a combination of MLP and the anime, Elfen Lied though…Mainly because it says “Equine Lied” in the bottom

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          • And there happens to be a fanfic call “Equine Lied” as well…Just looked that one up

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          • Bah! The Rainbow Factory was better

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          • I can’t say i’m familiar with the Rainbow Factory

            Part of me says to look it up…and the other part says not too…and then another part tells me to go watch MLP…

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          • Meh, Rainbow Factory wasn’t that bad.

            I feel like it was rushed though and that they didn’t take the time to add some much needed details…

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          • I am a Font of Reaction images

            __rainbow_factory___by_doom1945-d4jfn9p.jpg

            too bad it’s in Russian, Translation:

            Rainbow Dash “Any last words, you miserable, worthless whore of a foal?!”

            Scootaloo: “You have beautiful eyes.”

            glad I could ruin everyone’s appreciation for MLP!

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          • Meh, all in good fun.

            Honestly, I can’t think of anything that would ruin MLP for me.

            I have become so dull to things like this that nothing messes with me anymore.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I spent like 5 mins trying to read the russian then i’m like oh theres a translation!!!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I spent like 5 mins trying to read the russian then i’m like oh theres a translation!!!

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        • Ugh…
          Give me a moment…
          Ok brain has just recovered, its time for me to do my whole Vanquisher of Ignorance thing again… joy.

          Firstly, here is a list five of my favorite bands/artists.

          1.Selina Gomez
          2.The Credence County Revival
          3.The Eagles
          4.John Williams
          5.Linkin Park

          Now, steryotype me as you are likely to, and take into account all of the bands listed. Now try to figure out what I am based off of that alone.

          Now, assuming you haven’t failed to figure anything out, how about my top five songs.

          1.Stairway to Heaven
          2.The Imperial March
          3.Dovahkiin
          4.Who Says?
          5.Hotel California

          For bonus points, pick out the two that weren’t from any of my top 5 artists/bands.

          Now try to figure me out taking both lists into account, but wait I’m not done yet.

          Judging by what you people put on your site, you are not aware of what Dovahkiin is. Well it is two things, one it is Draconic for Born Dragon Hunter. Two it is a song that is the theme music for Skyrim.

          Now, also based on your probable ignorance, you do not know what the Imperial March is either. It is also known as Darth Vader’s theme music to those of us in the geek side of the culture.

          Now, I can guess what you think of me based on the information you now have. You belive me to be a combination of the following.

          1.Homosexual, because you accuse everyone of being homosexual.
          2.Emo, due to Linkin Park
          3.Statanic, due to liking video games and Star Wars and Hotel California.
          4.Annoying, for using all the lists.
          5.Possible fallen Christian, due to the Credence County Revival and Stairway to Heaven.
          6.A Gamer, due to Dovahkiin being on this list.

          Now, just to spite me you are going to come up with things that I didnt anticipate and will attempt to change the argument. As well as you will attempt to deny all 6 of those possibilities.

          Now what this is intended to do, although it is fated to fail, is prove that music does not signify all of what a person is. I have 5 radically different artists/bands in my Artist/Band list. I also have 5 radically different songs on my top five list.

          Now, just to prove you have ignorance of much, i shall give you a simple line of phrases from a well known science fiction title, tell me the line I left off, and you prove your lack of ignorance, or your willingness to learn.

          There is no peace, there is only Passion,
          My Passion gives me Strength,
          Through Strength I gain Victory,
          Through Victory, my chains are broken.

          I have no faith in your ability to figure this out.

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    • Sandra O'connor Sandra O'connor

      So you are the King of The Emosexuals and also claiming you love something that will quickly turn on you and your family should you have one at that? Shame on you for dressing the way you and loving such an evil sport of pokemon.

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      • “…evil sport of pokemon”

        Pokemon has never been a sport…What research have you been doing?

        Oh that’s right…none

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        • Sport? Sport? Whassis? What, does America have the Rapidash Grand National or something, because that’s some horse racing I could enjoy!

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  • Once again, Sandra proves her thickness.The word you’re looking for is cease, not sieze.

    These pokemon are all fan art, and the 6th generation is not due out for several years yet. If you look at the game chronology, the next games wsill be remakes of some older ones, so that they can be played on todays newer consoles. After that, will probably be a third game to black and white.

    I think you spent many hours in your office looking up farts, rather than looking up pokemon information.

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  • Bukko Canukko

    Not only are those things demonic, but they’re ugly as well. Part of a plot to suck good ol’ American dollars into the Shintobuddhist Empire and indoctrinate children to evolution. If I still had visitation rights with my daughter, I wouldn’t let her watch any cartoons except “Veggie Tales” because that has a Christian message. None of this Japanese animist stuff or foul-mouthed Beavis and Butthead or that disrespectful Nickelodeon trash.

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    • I’m not surprised you don’t have visiting rights. The form her mother filled out probably includes the words “psychopath” and “complete.”

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      • Bukko Canukko

        No, I lost custody rights because my ex-wife’s family had more money and could out-spend me for lawyers in Family Court. That’s what I get for marrying a Jew. In my defence, she was not a practicing Hebrew when we got hitched, otherwise it never would have happened. I thought I could convert her to proper Christian thinking, but those people are stubborn. That’s part of the reason they have resisted for 2,012 years instead of accepting the Saviour who was sent down specifically for them. Never tangle with a bunch of Miami millionaires if you’re just a working-class Christian, lemme tell you.

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        • So it has nothing to do with the fact that you’re a psychopath? Just so you know, if I had kids, I’d not let you anywhere near them either.

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    • I really can’t explain why your ex doesn’t want you to visit her daughter… Could it be besauce you are a dolt?

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      • Or a Christian terrorist perhaps?

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        • Sandra O'connor Sandra O'connor

          Tom, you’re just not making sense anymore. Christian and Terrorist can’t be used in the same sentence. God forbids it.

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          • A lot of words can put together with Christian:

            Idiotic Christian
            Dumbass Christian
            Racist Chrisian
            Wrong Christian
            Chrisitian Terrorist

            Shall I continue?

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          • God also forbade the spread of hatred. And you ignored it. CHRISTIAN TERRORIST!

            This is fun!

            CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST! CHRISTIAN TERRORIST!

            And oh look, nothing happens to me. You lose, you lose you are wearing smelly shoes!

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          • The Murrah building bomber claimed to be Christian. Do you also believe he was right and not a terrorist?

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          • Super Christian! his pillar of justice thrusts into the very belly of his foes.

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          • Tom, why don’t you fuck off, you damn christfag?

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          • oklahoma city norway Both were actually christian terrorist

            don,t tell me christian or even american can’t do terrorism everyone can do that

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          • I like this Tom person

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          • Thiefenz, it’s nice to know that someone out there likes me while I’m like this. Not many people do like me when the Bipolar sends me manic, so to hear that someone does is a nice change.

            As for the people who don’t like me, go and jump off a very tall cliff. But take a hang glider with you, that’s fun! Don’t do it without or you’ll probably not be able to tell us about it.

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          • I’m a very strong supporter of Mania

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          • TODAY I HAVE THE MANIC

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  • “…disrespectful nickelodeon trash.”

    You do relize your avatar is a character from an old Nickelodeon show?

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    • Above comment directed at Bukko

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      • Yeah we know. Just because Christwire’s comment section is as retarded as the authors, it doesn’t mean we are. :P

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        • I knew everyone was smart enough, this was more to inform the Easily confused Christwire Cult

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        • Sandra O'connor Sandra O'connor

          I strongly disagree

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        • Yes it does. You guys are convinced that Christwire is serious. No one can be that fucking stupid.

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          • I’m just here to argue because it’s fun. But in all seriousness, there are some people here who actually believe the hate and bile they spew.

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          • You know what else is fun, Tom?
            Being likable.

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          • I really don’t care if you like me or not. I’m having fun. Now go away and sit on a cabbage. (for the rest of your life.)

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          • I think sitting here and shouting pointless insults at each other is much more fun.
            Go fuck a bus.

            Because I’m sure that that really hurts your confidence, and will make you go away.

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          • Why would I want to do that? Busses smell funny.

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          • For the same reason that I would want to sit on a cabbage for the rest of my life.

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        • I’m here to be here!
          everything needs a dose of chaos. even fake arguments

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          • Ooh I like chaos! I like tearing down people’s plans, because then everybody loses their minds!

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          • that’s why I don’t make plans, so structured, so easily broken. just go with the flow, you’ll come up with something on the way. or go against the flow, maybe you’ll get to more people. going against the grain get’s people’s attention.

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          • I don’t plan for anything. I just let everything play out. I guess, to quote Heath Ledger’s Joker, “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught one. I just do things.”

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    • Bukko Canukko

      You’re kidding me, right? Because I don’t believe anything atheists say. All your talk about so-called “science” and “theories” is just the Devil’s diversion to lead us away from the Truth of God. What Nickelodeon show is this avatar from? I thought it was a cute smiley beaver when I found it in some Internet clip art and wanted to illustrate my profile after I immigrated up here.

      BTW, “beaver” is another word that the sexual preverts have ruined, just like they did with “gay.” Now instead of making people think about an industrious pro-logging rodent whose fur makes great warm hats, people snigger when you say it and think it refers to a woman’s patch of sin. Why do the sickos have to ruin so many words?

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      • You’re boring.

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      • I know, right? We just listen to what a sky man says. Well at least I do, much more interesting than “Science”. but science can be fun too, unless it’s the not fun kind.

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      • Your avatar is from the old Nickelodeon show, Angry Beavers…Great show…Use to love it

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  • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

    Look, we all know the first 3 generations were the best, but that doesn’t make the others evil. Also, last year around the Black/White release, I made up the 7th generation parody: Pokemon Infrared/Ultraviolet. It adds a new type, radiation, which focuses on confusion and damage over time. Someone here should make a game for that.

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    • Charizard wins!

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    • and with the nuclear war these people want to start surely will comes in Good time

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      • Do you think a nuclear war might produce some form of pokemon from the animals of Earth? After all, according to X-Men First Class, it was nuclear weapons that sped up the human mutants.

        A combination world of X-Men and Pokemon would be funky!

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        • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

          Well, what I didn’t mention was that the Fukushima incident was also pretty close to Black/White. Let’s just ignore that.

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    • I’m sorry, but I got to give you a downwote.

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  • Exciting! Can’t wait until they release them!

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  • I should really bu on of these games. I would have endless hours of fun. RPG games are always fun.

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    • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

      (S)he should get Skyrim/Oblivion. Bethesda always makes amazing RPGs.

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      • already Own Oblivion and played Skyrim, they keep taking more and more RPG away from their games. eventually my style as a tactical assault will diminish into… heheh, Oblivion.

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        • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

          ZING! They aren’t making pen and paper RPGs anymore, but that’s why there are things like IRC/Fantasy Grounds.

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          • I just play DnD for my PnP fix. I can custom tailor the exact role I wish to fill in 3.5

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    • That was fun! I want it in my car for when I’m doing 70 miles per hour on the motorway!

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  • SatanWorshipper SatanWorshipper

    Just throwing this out there, Dethion looks pretty fucking awesome xD

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  • AcceptTheLord

    I agree. Showing us depictions of false gods that take place in a world that is fictional is blasphemy.

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  • A WILD IDIOT APPEARS!
    GO, POKEMON FAN!
    IDIOT USED UPROAR!
    IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
    POKEMON FAN USED RAGE!
    IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
    IDIOT FAINTED!

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