Possessed Cat Unleashes Satanic Rage
It is well known through the diligent efforts of the Chris†Wire research staff that cats are of the devil and their aim is the destruction of souls. Further proof of this can be found in the following video that documents the hideous actions of a satanically possessed varmint.
WARNING: The following video depicts feline demonic possession. Due to the nature of this video, please first pray for God’s grace and have the weak-minded (women and children) step outside before viewing.
I know that some of you may point out that this is a typical reaction from a dog of Vichy French origin and you are right. We’ve known since 1939 that the French react to demonic assault with whimpering flight but this should not cloud your realization that cats are of the devil.
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Author: Cassidy Pen
I'm a soldier for Christ using both style and my own insight to present a faithful documentation of issues I feel are close to the hearts of my Christian Brothers and Sisters.
6:19 pm
…Uh…Am I the only one who dosen’t see any video?
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8:54 pm
I’d say give it awhile, but it’s been a couple hours since it was put up. Not the first time they’ve done something stupid like this.
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2:54 pm
don’t worry, it’s just another display of their stupidity.
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10:36 pm
Tech support is busy, I will email them.
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12:02 am
I apologize. I’m still trying to get a handle on the new video submission page.
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12:09 am
If a cat wanted to he would kill you and everyone you care about. They are a land piranha.
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12:25 am
August the bullydog was barking at the cat first and the cat got pissed at the dog so it deiced to attack the dog but the dog surrendered
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2:39 am
Everyone knows that cats are carriers of devil spirits and no one can predict when that spirit will manifest itself in the form of a vicious outburst or physical attack.
It is true that the dog was barking at the cat but we did not see the video up to that point. The cat probably instigated the confrontation before the camera started.
The dog reacted just as a French Vichy dog would, by yelping and cowering away from the menace and appealing for help just like in 1939.
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6:45 pm
Cassidy I have an cat and she’s the sweetest little cat in the world but she dont hurt a bug!
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2:44 pm
Are you familiar with the term “sleeper cell?”
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3:04 pm
Are you familiar with the term “Idiot”
Here’s a definition.
1. A stupid person.
2. A mentally handicapped person.
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11:36 am
yes, because someone dumb broad put her cat in a costume that is the purrfect argument. (Couldn’t resist a good pun)
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2:55 pm
lol guy is awesome!!
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12:21 am
That video was funny. Teach that dog to mess with that pussy! :p
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4:49 am
Phillip I found this page on facebook from somebody https://www.facebook.com/pages/Being-bored-with-no-one-to-talk-to/104116006378230#!/pages/Christwire-needs-to-be-destroyed/168663253239739
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2:57 pm
andy, once again you prove that you are covered in awesomesauce!!
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11:40 am
That was fucking Hilarious.
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