• Preacher Claims Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney Are Both Black

    January 14, 2012 2:12 pm 39 comments

    Just days ago I revealed that Mitt Romney is a Mexican. But now new news has come to me that will rock the Republican world. It seems that a conservative black preacher in New York is accusing Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney of both being fathered by black men.

    He explicitly states that Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich’s mothers were both on a train when they were over come with Jungle Fever, and threw themselves upon the sin sticks of the black train Porters, impaling themselves with sinful pregnancies.

    How he has come to this conclusion of evidence I am unsure. But I do know that it would explain much about the two candidates. Such as why Newt has outstanding debt that he has not paid and why he has cheated on every woman that he has ever had.

    It would also explain why the Mormon-Mexican-African-Republican Romney engaged in socialistic healthcare when he was governor and why he likes women with big behinds.

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