Public Transportation: One Christian’s Journey Saves Hundred’s of Souls, Causes A Few People To Be Late To Work
It was a normal Wednesday in Portland, Oregon. Just like any other day, rainy, dreary and Hipster filled, but on this day God would touched this awful town and save many Heathen Souls with the help of a lone Christian Warrior riding on Public Transportation who was just reading a book.
This story may seem far-fetched to the Atheists who are constantly bombarding our Holy Site with their 3rd grade rhetoric and insults, but this is a TRUE STORY!!! A story of faith, love of our fellow man and the belief that God can reach the unreachable. How do I know this is a true story? I know, because I lived it. This is a Testimonial to the Power of God and the Christwire Handbook. Hold on to your seats, this will be a thrilling and bumpy ride through the devastating World of the Working Poor Mass Transit rider’s lives and how one Brave White Chistian had the guts to enter that Hell-like places to spread God’s Word and free popcorn to these working class miscreants.
Our story begins on a dreadfully cloudy and rainy day at the early hour of 10 AM, I chose to start my mission work at 10 instead of between 6-9 AM when most commuters with real jobs at important Corporations are attempting to get to work in a timely fashion. I waited until 10 because those are the people who opt for jobs at places like Taco Bell and the Salvation Army. I had placed 5 of my 7 security team members at a bus stop one stop before the one I would enter on, so this way they could eject any potential problems such as Muslim Terrorists, Chineses or the Dutch. Once they assured me that it was all clear, I entered the bus and was immediately assaulted with the smell of the poor, otherwise known as urine mixed with vomit, Jeri Curl, Indian food and burning hair stuffed in a dirty diaper (and they wonder why people prefer to drive themselves???). As if the smell wasn’t bad enough, I noticed that there were only two people on this bus for me to minister to. Here is a photo of them:
I looked at them and realized they probably already belonged to one of those Singy/Dancy/Wave your hands and speak in tongues Blacks only Baptist Churches. I did not let this deter me from my mission though. I was going to save at least one Soul today, and it was still early on this Bus route. So I took a seat, after placing several layers of saran wrap over the seat, and waited patiently. I believe somehow word had spread that I was on the bus handing out Orville Reddenbocker’s Movie Theater Butter style Popcorn for free, since as we hit a stop called “The Transit Center Bus Mall” hundreds of people swarmed on to the bus. The Lord works in mysterious ways, and today He was working through popcorn!
As these rather overweight and frightfully dark skinned people entered the bus, I offered them each a bag of my delicious popcorn, which they all devoured like Sally Struthers at a buffet line. It was like they weren’t making enough money to feed themselves at their jobs, even though they don’t own a car and have to ride a bus. This seems impossible to people like myself who own a Company and know how much we pay our employees, they must be on the drugs. When I realized that was part of their bus riding problem, drug use = bus riders, I understood why God wanted me on this bus. I was there to save these people from an Eternal life of torment in Hell.
I thought to myself, “How can I go about saving these lost Souls? I’m not a Pastor or even a Great Public Speaker like our Greatest President George W. Bush”. Then I realized, “I have the Christwire Handbook in my Seal’s hide briefcase, I can read that to them!!!”. Excitement came over me like never before, I knew what God’s plan for me was on that day and I couldn’t wait to fulfill His dream of me.
Still excited, a little red in the face and my pants riding up in an odd way, I walked to the front of the bus and asked for everyone’s attention. This did not work, because people who ride the bus are obnoxious slobs with ghetto blasters and Apple products blaring EDM Dubbedstep music in to their ears at a volume so high everyone else on the bus can still hear it. So I paid the driver $500 to pull over and let me use the Intercom speaker. I guess that $500 was half of the driver’s monthly salary (how obsurd), so he allowed it. This plan worked, these people were attempting to get to work or to catch a connecting bus, and timing is everything. This unexpected stop threw them off, so they all stopped talking and shut off their garbage music to listen to the Intercom and see what was happening.
I introduced myself as Bruce Danus, a Member of the Christwire Fellowship who was there to provide them with snacks of popcorn and the Love of Jesus. After my introduction and a few people on the bus trying to throw away their garbage but hitting me with it in the process, in their defense the garbage can was within a few feet of me, I asked the driver to proceed.
Once we were underway again, I got back on the Intercom and started loudly reading from the Christwire Handbook. I read over 100 pages from that glorious manuscript, and the entire time not a single person left that bus. As I was reading, I looked at the faces of these poor, down-trodden individuals. In some I could see happiness and joy through their laughter, in others I saw tears pouring from their eyes as they obviously were feeling their sins fully at that point, and others had an angry glare of hate in their eyes which could only mean that they had not ever been conforted with their sins so forcefully.
We reached the designated stop, and my nostril’s limit, and started to exit the bus with my Security Team when, just as I was stepping from the bus the crowd on there started clapping and so loudly that my eardrums almost burst. Just then, a small sin skinned boy came running up to me and handed me what appeared to be a melting Baby Ruth candy bar (I later found out it was feces, but blacks are very poor and candy is their favorite), I knew at that moment, The Love of Christ, The Power of The Christwire Handbook and my Tolerance of Lesser People had saved many Souls that day.
Here is a picture of that particular bus after I had begun reading the Holy Handbook:
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
11:04 am
Bruce,
Your testimony in faith was a thrilling adventure. I love a well made seal skin attaché as a business fashion choice.
The ability to listen for the call to action in our daily lives is something every Christian should strive for. Oftentimes we are so wrapped up in the coming and going of life we forget that we are the hands of Christ upon this earth. We should be mindful of the wants and needs of others.
Your charity work is always an inspiration. I am in awe of your tenacity with a certain minx we all know and love and this account only cements my admiration.
Kind regards,
BB
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11:11 am
Thank Blanche, but the true Power in this story comes from God and The Christwire Handbook. It has made many Atheists into believers in just the short time it has been for sale. Praise the Lord!!!
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11:05 am
The last two pics are of trains…Yet you say you were on a bus…
The second pic is of an Asian subway making a stop
The last pic is actually of a bunch a people riding on the outside of a train in India I believe
Your own pics contradict your article…
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11:17 am
Our buses in Portland often are mistaken for trains, and we have an over-abundance of Japanese folks here since we are Kyoto’s sister city. If you plan on arguing with me about my own life and my own city, brush up on your facts first please. Pathetic.
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12:12 pm
a bus has wheels and drives on the road and a train drives on tracks
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12:27 pm
Are you blind or just touched in the head? All of those pictures should buses, or to simplify it for you, they all had wheels and were on the ground. Did I post a picture of a plane or a hovercraft? NO! They were pictures of the bus I was riding on.
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12:32 pm
She only sees those space ships that her false prophet L. Ron Hubbard speaks of and is blinded from the truth. Run away little anime_luver, go wait for your devil space ship somewhere else.
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1:17 pm
I don’t thing anime_luver is a scientologist…
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1:20 pm
i geuss ur blind when there was a subway train
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2:36 pm
Brother Bruce,
Liberals like putting things in “boxes” and “categories”. They don’t see the real world like we do. They are blinded by their prejudice.
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2:39 pm
A bus and a train are not the same. It’s not a hard concept.
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5:16 pm
Bruce, are you really this dumb. Buses and trains are not the same. In the last pic, do you see the fucking tracks? Those are called train tracks you dumbfuck. That last picture has also been on the Internet for years now, I’ve seen it quite a few times.
And since when is Portland a sister city of Kyoto?
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9:22 am
I mistakenly praised this idiocy, sorry. And you really could check the numbers on the Train/bus in the last picture. Also, Japanese and Indian aren’t the same, creep.
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12:30 pm
I have been there, what he is saying is true. Some of the younger children there are even so confused by the likeness of the two that they point at buses and say “choo-choo”….I suppose that OddPonyPedo having the same intelligence level of that of a small child would also be confused. Atheists are known to have under devoloped brains…..it’s science.
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1:30 pm
And all christians are immature, Jesus said so.
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12:59 pm
Unlike you Bruce, we’re not fucking idiots. We’ve all seen the videos of how in Japan, they hire guys specifically to squeeze as many people as possible into the train cars. That picture is clearly from Japan.
As for the first picture, I have a feeling it’s not from Oregon at all.
This is what a Portland public transportation bus looks like on the inside:
http://www.portlandground.com/kerns/20080109_trimetbus_2132.jpg
The blue seats and location of the call strip lead me to believe it’s an MBTA bus.
As for the third picture, well, you’re just a fucking moron if you think we’re going to fall for that one.
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1:09 pm
Claire, you are one angry ass Hooker. Nothing a gallon of baboon semen and a proper anal tickling won’t fix. Meet me at the bus stop.
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1:41 pm
Wait…are you a man or a woman? I can’t tell.
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2:30 pm
Claire, people ask me the same about you all the time.
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3:16 pm
1. I don’t believe for one second that ANYBODY asks you about me
2. Unlike August, Claire is solely a female name
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3:26 pm
I get asked about you alot. And according to http://www.babynamesworld.com/meaning_of_Claire.html Claire has a ranking for boy and girl. If you look at August, there is no girl ranking. Have you ever known a girl named August? There is a girl name Augusta.
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3:44 pm
Actually I HAVE known a girl named August (and no, before you spew some racist comments, she was NOT black). I’ve never known a boy named Claire, though.
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3:49 pm
Oh, and according to that site, boys haven’t been named Claire since before the 1940s.
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9:29 pm
I love how the comments go “off-track”(Not as much as The Good book & The Christwire Handbook of course). Is it sinful to love the comments more than the article?
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2:37 pm
Don’t sell yourself short Claire, you’re a tremendous fucking idiot.
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1:54 pm
Buses don’t travel along rails, and considering how you hate other ethnicities, you wouldn’t go near an Asian person if your life depended on it. There’s also the fact that you basically admitted to throwing popcorn at the homeless, not handing it over (because let’s face it, you love any amount of authority you could possibly have).
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2:49 pm
They think this site gives them some sort of authority hahaha
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7:23 pm
So many fucking things wrong with what you just said. The cat shit must be fun, huh?
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8:45 pm
Those are clearly trains Bruce. Number 2 is a subway system in Japan. Number 3 is clearly a train hence the TRAIN-TRACKS apparently it is a picture of a train in Pakistan.
Portland, Oregon’s sister cities, taken from the city’s official webpage: Ashkelon, Israel; Kaohsiung, Taiwan; Ulsan, Republic of Korea; Mutare, Zimbabwe; Guadalajara, Mexico; Khabarovsk, Russia; Sapporo, Japan; Suzhou, China; Bologna, Italy. See Kyoto anywhere on that list? Because I don’t. If you plan on telling someone to brush up on their facts about your own city before arguing at least check to make sure you have the facts correct.
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11:08 am
“…a few people on the bus trying to throw away their garbage but hitting me with it in the process…”
Sorry to burst your bubble…but they were actually throwing the trash at you…
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11:14 am
As I stated in the article, I was standing near a garbage receptacle, and these people were very far away. They obviously could not move close enough to get good aim, and that is because the bus was so crowded as you can see in my pictures.
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1:28 pm
Or…or…or… maybe they really don’t care about your god. As for this “tolerance”, shall I list all of the racist things you said in rhis article alone? I’ve always thought of missionaries as dicks, trying to convert people who don’t care. Also, you do not have a security team. I can see the dumbtweets logo under the photo, too.
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8:32 pm
I can’t believe I have to type this yet again… I AM NOT A RACIST!!! As I have stated before, My company employs a Black and I own two legal House Mexicans and a Legal House Slovakian Nanny. How could you possibly accuse me of being racist? You people get stranger and more paranoid everyday. You are probably racist since you call others racist so often. Are you just trying to mask your own guilt by hurling nasty names at others? You sicken me with your hate.
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8:37 pm
You don’t “own” them. Thinking that you do is racist.
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8:39 pm
Not a racist
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8:45 pm
Is that the only thing you can say? You’re a racist. You can’t hide it.
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8:45 pm
The fact you typed “I’m not a racist” in all caps isn’t helping your case Bruised Anus.
So you have a black employee, big whoop.
So you have two house Mexicans, big whoop
So you have a Slovakian nanny, big whoop
I work with a Korean guy, a Black girl, and a Mexican guy; and those are just the coworkers closest to me, the rest of the store has many different people as well. They are all my seniors and great workers
You have this mentality that you are better than every other race, making you a racist.
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8:50 pm
So Bruce, do you think you’re being funny by pretending to be an intolerant, racist conservative Christian? Because I’ve gotta say you’re definitely the most obnoxious of the “Christwire Flock” because you try too fucking hard to be outrageous.
P.S. Who cut your hair in that picture, Stevie Wonder?
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9:07 pm
Hi Claire, It is always a pleasure to see you commenting on my articles. Thank you for taking the time away from feeding your many, many cats to write insane, incoherent ramblings on everyone of my articles. Hope you have a great weekend, Sweetie.
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10:02 pm
So if two cats equals many, many cats, then does one dog equal an army of dogs in your strange mind?
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4:04 pm
You don’t own a company Prissy, just admit it.
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8:51 pm
You are RACIST Bruce your phrasing of the article proves it. You basically called all blacks poor in that article. You called the Chinese (Not “Chineses” you idiot) and Dutch a problem. How could you not be racist?
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11:18 pm
“so this way they could eject any potential problems such as Muslim Terrorists, Chineses or the Dutch.”
“…and I own two legal House Mexicans and a Legal House Slovakian Nanny.”
“Just then, a small sin skinned boy came running up to me and handed me what appeared to be a melting Baby Ruth candy bar (I later found out it was feces, but blacks are very poor and candy is their favorite), I knew at that moment, The Love of Christ, The Power of The Christwire Handbook and my Tolerance of Lesser People had saved many Souls that day.
“This story may seem far-fetched to the Atheists who are constantly bombarding our Holy Site with their 3rd grade rhetoric and insults…”
Sorry but c’mon, its pretty funny
What was that, Mr. Not-Racist?
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3:43 pm
Not a racist. You are taking my words out of context.
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4:03 pm
How is it being taken out of context? Those are direct quotes from shit you’ve said in the past, Prissy. You hate people of other ethnicities. Kind of scary that you’ve deluded yourself into seeing your black boyfriend as a white woman, seeing as how you hate black people.
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4:10 pm
Strongly Disagree
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4:14 pm
Disagree all you want, the fact is you’re still racist.
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8:55 pm
Bruce Danus
You are RACIST. The more you deny it the less people believe you. Especially when you use phrases like the one’s that L.N. quoted, which by the way were not taken out of context.
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1:30 pm
It is odd that they were that poor of a shot considering that they were mostly the blacks….I always thought the blacks were good at basketyball. I suppose being mostly poor, lower class they were probably high on the rock crack. You should be careful in the future.
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1:34 pm
Newbie, are you also going to tell me that you aren’t racist?
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1:38 pm
Newbie? Is that some gayfag compliment? Are you hitting on me? If so please stop. I don’t want any part of your homo-fantasies.
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2:32 pm
Newbie is a name people call to those that are new to something. You happen to be a newbie because you are new to the site. Nothing is homosexual about it. And wtf? “gayfag”? Why put 2 words that are the same right next to each other? That makes no sense.
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2:34 pm
I like The Franchise. Might be new, but is way wiser than most of you naysayers.
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2:41 pm
I think of it as my duty to pwn n00bs like franchise. Gayfag? Emosexual? Homogay? And you accuse us of using strange words?
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11:42 pm
Sorry little girl but there is a 0% chance for you to “pwn” me…I have seen some of your comments and they look like the ramblings of retarded child whose methed out mom did one too many lines in the third trimester and came out with the umbilical cord wrapped tighter around your neck then the noose around a black man in the 1800′s who stared a little too hard at a white woman….I know you are so craving for attention and want to prove to all your Zelda buddies that you can come up with a “pwn” comment but the reality is you are just trying to over compensate for what I can assume is tickle party gone wrong with your uncle Roger one night….now just point on the doll where the bad man touched you and you can go back to your regularly scheduled program of shame fucking your sister and then crying yourself to sleep….have a nice day.
P.S. ~ Try to break out from using cyber slang from 2001, you Sling Blade sounding loser.
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11:48 pm
Nothing you said could do any damage to any of us Franchise. What’s sad is you think you can. What you really did was make yourself look like a complete idiot, and only Susan can sound like just as you did. So for now on, I’m addressing you as Susan.
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11:51 pm
A A B B Left Left Right Down A B Right
Hmmmm….the code didin’t work, Gamer Fag and Chef Whore-ar-dee are still pathetic losers
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11:53 pm
And one other thing. In trying to hurt Linux, you turned into a little kid. A kid that thinks he’s high and mighty for not saying anything original, and has might problems at home. Maybe it was you who had parent problems? Because only someone that can say those things can have problems like that. You are one sad sad child Susan.
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11:56 pm
You are waving a “be original flag” while backing some lame dirtbag who says things like “pwn” and “n00b”…fucking classic
Run along and make me a pop-tart
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11:58 pm
I find nothing wrong in using those internet slang. We’ve all grown up around them, and seen many memes use them. And I use to be religion just like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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12:01 am
I was never “religion just like you”….as you say
…and….
I have never had “might problems”….as you say
I feel like I am on Wheel of Fortune (retard edition) when I read your comments….let me give you this small piece of advise: HOOKED ON PHONICS
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12:03 am
Every time you talk leads you more to sin. How can you be Christian if you don’t even follow your own book? “Love thy neighbor as I love thy self.” You are doing a terrible job at it.
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12:07 am
You baffle me with your arguements….one second it is “There is no God, blah, blah, blah”….the next is “Jesus says this” and “the bible staes that”….seriously Cybil, pick a personality and run with it. None of them are worth a Muslims life but we would atleast not laugh as hard at you if you didn’t straddle the fence….TRAGIC
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12:11 am
See? You did it again! You completely avoided the point of what I said just so you can twist things around. It’s like talking to a fucking child. It doesn’t matter what I believe in. I know what I believe in and I don’t need you trying to twist things around. Just acknowledged that you don’t follow your own damn rules. Why the fuck do you even call yourself a Christian?
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12:12 am
Pop-tart!!!! Now!!!!
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12:13 am
Pedrocks might mean: assuming you are correct about God…
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11:20 pm
Oh, and I’m bisexual, not homo btw
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12:15 am
I don’t understand bisexual. Who wants to have sex only twice a year?
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12:17 am
Do you even know what bisexual means?
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12:21 am
Bisexual, not biannual, fucktard. homo and hetero. I like to think of it as getting the best of both worlds
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3:49 pm
or being greedy and a gay.
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2:33 pm
Wow, this story was inspiring. I could see this made into a major motion picture. Mel Gibson could play Bruce.
“The Popcorn Missionary”
We don’t have minorities in my area so we don’t need public transit. I might try this in Boston when I go there next week.
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3:45 pm
“I might try this in Boston when I go there next week.”
And hopefully you’ll get your ass beaten, foreigner.
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12:06 am
It’s busy with the book, but many of us will be at the playoff game in Foxborough for the game next Saturday. We fly into Logan Friday afternoon. Bruce, Iceman and I will be there for sure. Others pending book signing events.
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1:13 pm
What do you want, a freaking medal?
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3:51 pm
Would you like to join us, Claire? It would be great to see you again. I’ve missed you since our annulment.
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3:59 pm
I’d watch that, actually.
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12:27 am
Would make a nice comedy
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2:35 pm
The 2nd and 3rd pictures are trains, in different places in the world. I’ve seen them before post someplace else.
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3:57 pm
Time to rip this apart.
“opt for jobs at places like Taco Bell and the Salvation Army”
The salvation army actually does good work. Don’t insult people more charitable than you unless you call them suckers for helping as much as possible for not a lot of money. Taco Bell needs workers, too.
“I had placed 5 of my 7 security team members at a bus stop one stop before the one I would enter on, so this way they could eject any potential problems such as Muslim Terrorists, Chineses or the Dutch”
So you’re not actually trying to convert Muslims to Christianity. That will really be helpful to your cause, right? And it’s just Chinese, not Chineses. Also, what did the Dutch ever do?
“I entered the bus and was immediately assaulted with the smell of the poor, ”
Oh, you philanthropist. You selfless philanthropist.
The picture even has the watermark on it. It wasn’t yours. TinEye can prove it.
The second picture is from Asia. Not Oregon.
“This seems impossible to people like myself who own a Company and know how much we pay our employees, they must be on the drugs.”
Why did you capitalize “company”? And what is this company? And I doubt that if you owned a company, you’d know how much you pay your employees.
“I thought to myself, “How can I go about saving these lost Souls? I’m not a Pastor or even a Great Public Speaker like our Greatest President George W. Bush”.”
You could try giving them a specialized credit card only usable for certain items. It worked fairly well in Katrina relief, there’s no reason why it wouldn’t work even better without having to worry who was from what city… George Bush was the president who made the rest of the world hate America. I kind of miss Clinton. At least e made government profitable and useful.
“Still excited, a little red in the face and my pants riding up in an odd way, I walked to the front of the bus and asked for everyone’s attention.”
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“This did not work, because people who ride the bus are obnoxious slobs with ghetto blasters and Apple products blaring EDM Dubbedstep music in to their ears at a volume so high everyone else on the bus can still hear it.”
They aren’t really obnoxious. They mind their own business, unlike you.
“So I paid the driver $500 to pull over and let me use the Intercom speaker.”
That’s bribery, and you can go to jail for it.
“I introduced myself as Bruce Danus, a Member of the Christwire Fellowship who was there to provide them with snacks of popcorn and the Love of Jesus. After my introduction and a few people on the bus trying to throw away their garbage but hitting me with it in the process,”
They hit you on purpose.
“In some I could see happiness and joy through their laughter”
Believable.
“others had an angry glare of hate in their eyes”
Which could only mean ‘shut the hell up and let me listen to music’
That bus wasn’t the one you were on. It’s not even a bus. Its’ a train, thus the tracks.
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4:58 pm
Let’s make the world a better place, shall we?
Where would we be without people willing to do menial work?
Right, mr. Not racist?
Does Jesus hate smelly people? Aren’t you going to assault them with your beliefs?
FailLord, Is that pic really the fakest one (not the dumbtweets logo one?)
I think this “Company” may be Christwire… (and I believe it’s spelled “cult”)
No comment, I agree that you suck at speaking
What is that supposed to mean?
I hate Apple more than you, and for a legitimate reason
$500? I wouldn’t say it’s becauwe he’s that poor, $500 is still quite a bit of money
Get your head out of your ass, they hate you
They were laughing at you
Maybe they don’t like you. Try leaving them alone.
Is that it? Yup…
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9:06 pm
Not only does Bruce suck at speaking he sucks at writing, reading, being a decent human being and proving he is not racist,
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5:31 am
http://christwire.org/2011/06/are-you-a-dutch-you-might-be-the-devil/
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5:32 am
The Dutch’s are Evil!!!
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5:57 am
We have told you dumbfucks time and time again that links to other articles on this site are NOT valid links, how many more times must we say it?
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7:15 am
You are an idiot though, why should I listen to your moronic cries for “Valid links”??? We tell the truth that “Regular” News sources refuse to tell. I hope when your mother finds you in her basement, choked to death on a Cheeto, she doesn’t cry too much because she will see Christwire on your Browser and realize that you were seeking help. God Bless You for trying to be an adult.
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10:25 am
You should listen for my question of “valid proof” because without it, you just looking fucking stupid.
You tell bullshit that the regular new sources won’t tell because they don’t cover bullshit!
I don’t live in the basement, I mean it would be cool because our basement is a kick-ass home theater with a projector that projects a 166″ screen. Skyrim has never looked more awesome.
Nevertheless, YES, I still live with my parents because I’m only 19.
NO, I fucking hate Cheetos…Their damn texture just bugs me.
NO, I don’t come to Christwire for help, I come to show you you dumbfucks how truly down you fucking are.
Don’t “God bless me” it’s a waste of time for both of us.
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10:49 am
The fact is, outside your little cult, these articles mean nothing. If you want to actually be respected try linking or referencing valid sources.
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10:51 am
A false sense of superiority and a grandiosity gap are qualities a lot of Atheists seem to have. It is as common and prevalent as ants on a sidewalk.
That being said, at 19 I suppose talking the mirror loses its novelty. Trying to brag to oneself about home theaters must seem futile. How would someone bragging about one’s privileged lifestyle to one’s self be one upped? The Atheist narcissist needs other people to feed his or her sense of esteem and maintain the illusion of grand achievement.
It really begs the question, if OddAtheist had no one to brag to, would he cease to exist or transform into a more spiritual being?
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11:07 am
In all honesty, I only brought up my home theater so I could bring up Skyrim, because I know how you all love that game oh so much. Also because I was trying to be funny.
I don’t talk to mirrors or brag to others. What exactly is the point of bragging if only to serve one’s ego. An ego I don’t have by the way. I hate egotistical people *cough*Christwire Cult*cough*
I’m I acheiving anything by showing how wrong you guys are? Nah
I’m I doing this for a sense of acheivement? Nah.
Am I doing this just for fun? Yep.
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12:59 pm
We don’t feel superior to you, It’s more of a sense of pity, we feel as though we could just flick you away, like a fly on a wall, in short, the same way linux users think of mac users…pity, basically.
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9:11 pm
Well occasionally I feel superior to the people like Bruce and Blanche. Because I am not filled with hate and anger. Also I am not a bigot, that makes me feel superior.
Unfortunately, me being quite liberal and feeling that everyone is equal works against me in this respect. I usually end up feeling guilty for feeling superior because I know no one is superior to any person.
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7:30 pm
I’m sure they threw trash at you because you are an annoying jackass. I’m amazed you could talk to them, what with your head so far up your Danus Anus
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3:55 am
Good thing I don’t take the bus. so many people. my only recourse would have to be… conversation! people are just so irritating! I am perfectly content with pretending to murder them through virtual means
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8:32 pm
Bruce.
That was a lot of rubbish. I got to “A story of faith, love of our fellow man and the belief that God can reach the unreachable” and rolled my eyes. I knew that it was going to be an incredibly boring article filled with someone blowing their own horn without any actual reason to be proud constantly throughout. However unlike someone, a certain person with very little intelligence who has replied to my reasonably length replies in the past with “tl:dr” or “To Long Could Not Read It All”, I decided to at least give that person the decency of finishing the whole article before replying.
Stop talking up your ONE bus journey as if it was the bravest thing ever done. Personally, I admit I don’t like travelling via bus. Always filled with people and can lead to awkward social situations. It has nothing to do with the conditions or people who use the buses. There is no need to be brave when taking the bus. Big deal you got on a bus. NO ONE CARES.
10 AM? Early hour? Please say that was meant as a joke. I like a lie in as much as the next guy but I KNOW 10 AM is not an early hour. Also lots of jobs start between 6-9 AM not just the “real jobs at important Corporations”. Good god you are a snob.
The Salvation Army is a CHRISTIAN CHURCH not an employer. It is a Church group that focuses on helping the less fortunate. Everyone that “works” for something relating to the Salvation Army is there as a volunteer, what with their focus on volunteering to help those in need ALL the time.
How on earth can you justify having a 7 man security team? What is so special about you that you need a security team? Nothing. I believe Mr High-and-Mighty (Possible new name? Like it? How about Bruce D Anus? Childish, I know but matches the impression you give.) is lying about that. Also your security team have no authority over who rides the bus. For you or your “security team” to forcibly eject anyone you didn’t like the look of is a violation of their civil rights.
None of the buses I have ever been on smelt at all. Nor to the poorer people. You judgemental idiot. It took a lot of self control there to stop myself from expressing a stronger insult so that would have to do.
If you are going to steal a photo from the web and claim it as your own there is one major step you have over looked. REMOVE/CROP out the logo of the website you got it from. Rookie mistake there.
Next paragraph makes you seem racist and idiotic. There is nothing wrong with gospel baptist churches. In fact they seem to have a much better idea when it comes to SHOWING how their religious views are a thing of joy rather than all doom and gloom. They are celebrating their love for their god, whereas, I suspect, your church is more about fearing the wrath of god and hating those you disagree with. Who do you think has the right idea there. Joy and love or fear and hate?
No one came for the popcorn. They came to use the bus to get where they needed to be. The reason people got on the bus was they were in transit. The bus was going along its route and that is all. You being there was a coincidence.
Nice picture of a busy TRAIN station with photo two by the way. Really fits well with an article about a BUS journey that you clearly didn’t take. Really proves you know exactly what a bus is that inclusion of a train.
RACIST. That is all I have to say to your next paragraph. You are a racist and just suck because of that fact.
Drug use does not equal bus use. All types of people use buses. It is not limited to the poor. Nor is everyone who is poor and unable to feed themselves properly a drug user. Things cost. Not everyone is given a fair wage and everyone will take food over drugs because without food they will die.
The music is called dubstep not dubbedstep. It is a load of rubbish though. No one listens to anyone who wants to spout nonsense at the front of a bus. They just think it is yet another weirdo spouting crap. They turned out to be right in this case huh?
No reasonable person will turn down $500 just to stop a bus for a few seconds. It is a lot of money to MOST people. You clearly have no idea about the value of a dollar. My dad’s currently a bus driver and he is actually paid well for his work. It is a quite well paid profession.
Also stopping the bus to talk to the people on it. Really, you did that? Even knowing they had to get somewhere in a specific time frame? Bit of a dickish move. Hardly a “Christian” action there. Basically what you did was say that you and what you were saying was more important than these people’s lives. Obviously never heard of modesty.
They were throwing rubbish at you for a reason. They were not throwing it away. They were aiming directly at you. They wanted you to shut up.
Any laughter heard from reading the book is that it is filled with a lot of old out-dated rubbish. Tears were probably either from hate directed at you or laughter. And the hatred was there because you had shown yourself to be an intolerant moron who thinks to highly of themselves.
The applause as you left, was a direct result of you leaving. They were glad you left. Also you knew you’d spread the love of Christ when you received a lump of faeces? Really? Poo told you that you did god’s work. Idiot.
Your article shows you have no tolerance of “Lesser People”. Pretty sure the bible states something about all man being created equal. Therefore EVEN by the bible’s standards there is no such thing as a lesser person.
Nice picture of a TRAIN to finish it off as well. You need to go back to school. No one told you how to tell a bus and a train apart. It doesn’t show much promise for the quality of your education.
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9:04 am
Too Long I Could Not Read It All. TLICNRIA.
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9:44 am
OK Shorter version.
You lie, this never happened.
They threw their rubbish at you to shut you up.
Only an idiot includes two pictures of trains in an article about buses.
You are an inconsiderate racist bigot that never does anything for anyone but yourself.
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9:17 pm
Bruce another comment directed to you.
As you have trouble reading for great length skip to the end here.
YOU ARE A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, POMPOUS, ARROGANT, SELFISH MORON WITH HIS HEAD TOO FAR UP HIS OWN ARSE TO DO ANYTHING OF WORTH.
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9:03 am
Not. Strongly Disagree.
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11:28 am
With what exactly?
Racist? Proof: “frightfully dark skinned people”, “sin skinned boy”, “blacks are very poor and candy is their favorite” Wow against black people are we Bruce? That is racist.
Homophobic: You fear and hate homosexuals you think they are evil. That is homophobic.
Xenophobic? Proof: “any potential problems such as Muslim Terrorists, Chineses or the Dutch” I see you are scared of threats from abroad I see. That is the very definition of xenophobia.
Pompous and Arrogance? A 7 man security team to check a bus for threats? “one Brave White Chistian had the guts to enter that Hell-like places to spread God’s Word and free popcorn to these working class miscreants”, “my Tolerance of Lesser People had saved many Souls that day” Think you are better than everyone else I see. That’s pompous and arrogance.
selfish? You stopped a whole bus of people possibly in a rush to talk at them. Pretty selfish of you.
Moron? 2/3 of the pictures used are photos of trains. Not even taken in the US. Pretty moronic.
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11:39 am
Cultural relativists like Jonny always like to take the ”racist” and the ” xenophobic” card out to excuse acts of mass genocide and murder. ” oh but it was jiust his culturz”
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2:46 pm
A person’s beliefs and actions can be understood by their culture and yes certain activities have to be taken in the context of a person’s cultural background.
Do I believe it should excuse taking a life and acts of genocide? No. It should not. That is never right. Have I ever said otherwise? No. I would not defend a killer or someone responsible for starting a mass genocide by saying it is part of his culture. I believe it isn’t a part of a person’s culture to kill unnecessarily.
To assume that a person is wrong or evil JUST because of their culture or they act different. That is racist and/or xenophobic. That is what I called Bruce out on. That’s what I disagree with. As long as no one is getting harmed or demeaned you shouldn’t call a person wrong because they have a different culture.
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