Rap Group LMFAO Sells “Erotic Ghetto Chaos” to America’s Children
“Partying” has become a common refrain among young people today. They take the word to mean individuality, an ineffable freedom to express oneself and a testament to their enjoyment of life. How tragic is it, then, that these youths will grow up one day to realize the horrific consequences of their actions. From gonorrhea to marihuana addiction, from social ostracism to abject poverty, so many insurmountable challenges await. For now, one mindless urban music group profits scandalously by pumping out anthems to this foul lifestyle. Their name is LMFAO.
LMFAO is composed of two young men who stomp and shout their way all across YouTube. They do not sing, but rather yell harshly in a hip-hop slang beyond the comprehension of most. They do not dance, but rather bang their feet like inner city looters breaking into a Korean deli. They do not smile, but rather leer lustily at the gullibility of their sex-crazed fans. Where are the musical instruments? There are no instruments!
These are men hell-bent on corrupting our innocent children and their rewards are paid out in ounces, if not pounds, of warm, quivering teen flesh.
Parent’s Guide to LMFAO Songs
- Party Rock Anthem: Loud techno beeps attempt to impose rhythm on this tragic tale as sultry ethnic hipsters gyrate themselves in and out of a narcotic haze. The lesson here: as society burns, take refuge in homosexual costumes and the muscled bosoms of your gangbanger friends.
- Champagne Showers: Inspired by a radical sexual activity involving urination, this song teaches teens to “neck bump” and follow strangers to dark spaces. A Gothic Latina appears to entice the boys into an alcohol-fueled fornication orgy as symbolized by a poorly-executed disco dance complete with masturbatory fist pumps straight out of Jersey Shore.
- Sexy and You Know It: With a fragrant nod to his famously homosexual audience, Redfro prances about in his favorite speedo. Sadly, diminutively-endowed SkyBlu was reluctant to do the same.
- La La Land: Who wants to see those pale hairy legs rubbing against a shocked Oriental girl? For many tech geeks, the answer is apparently yes. Repetitive ballads and flamboyant CGI effects make this one a hit for the lonely basement dwellers of America. Clearly, they prefer a la la land of lawless Latino lechery to the real world where people have wives and jobs.
- It’s a Miami Trick: Miami is famous for the disgusting acts its prostitutes will perform and this song could very well be SkyBlu’s attempts to pay off his hooker debts. He secretly acknowledges a penchant for orgies themed around anal sex and black men with the lyrics, “I’m feeling in yo’ ass, and I like all the niggas there.”
- Yes: Unfortunately LMFAO does not know the meaning of the word, “No!”
Inspired by the recent trend of vampire movies, the LMFAO videos mentioned above take place in a post-apocalyptic world. There are pockmarked buildings and dark-eyed freaks, sudden dance parties and half-nude women. The two singers move like hapless wanderers in this harsh landcape, forcing young men and women into loud, obscene protests choreographed like a child’s Broadway musical. Imagine The Lion King performed by porn stars on Halloween.
Frontman Redfro dresses less like a man and more like a transvestite version of Latoya Jackson. With tight spandex, Elton John eyeglasses and excessive gold jewelry, he stares directly into the camera begging for you to excuse his ridiculous outfits. His sidekick, SkyBlu, is menacing like a backalley reefer dealer. He tries and fails to keep up with his faster peer as they celebrate their own hedonism, their own hatred of traditional values, with every gang hand gesture and sinister pedophile scowl.
Why does this music exist? Has our culture become so desperate that any affirmation of sin, no matter how reckless and untalented, is embraced by teens who simply need an outlet for rebellion? The United States of America that I know and love is far better than this. Our children deserve far better than this.
Ultimately, the party must end and it must end right now for another party awaits those who move to the rhythm of a righteous spirit, who know the hallowed cloud of profound love and the beatific embrace of that wonder far greater than ourselves. Yes, I will not dance, I will not shout, I will not my arms deliriously about. I will not do any of this until that very moment when I pass the Pearly Gates and enter upon the greatest party of them all. I hope to see you there.
Below, an example of LMFAO’s obscenity, immoral dancing and homosexual interracial frolick:
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Stephenson Billings
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: StephensonBillings@yahoo.com !
6:04 pm
“From gonorrhea to marihuana addiction”
That’s not how you spell marijuana.
“warm, quivering teen flesh.”
You describe the flesh of teenagers too often.
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6:58 pm
Ah, Claire! I see your little social revolution is alive and well as always. How have you been?
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9:05 pm
Hi there, Hank. Great article, huh? How is business? God Bless!
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2:08 pm
Solid work from Billings as usual. Business is staying afloat despite the economy, with a little help from God and a persistent can-do attitude!
Hope you’re doing well, with the grace of God.
-Hank
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7:21 pm
Hi Claire!
Been missing you around the campfire. I notice you’ve changed your avatar image. I guess a cat strangulation picture is different. Does this mean you and Adam are dating!
Let’s catch up later for girl talk.
BB
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7:47 pm
My cat is YAWNING in that picture, you dumb cunt.
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6:36 pm
I for one think Blanche Beecham is a very lovely person, and not that unholy lesbian talk you describe her as.
But I do very much like the picture of your cat.
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9:51 pm
There are many different spellings employed for this narcotic drug. You happen to use the trendy, teen one which I happen to have grown out of.
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9:55 pm
What drug? The cat shit you’re high on?
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9:56 pm
MARIHUANA!
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9:58 pm
Which isn’t spelled as such if you speak English.
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10:08 pm
Just stop NOW!
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10:10 pm
Billings gets cranky when he hears people speak the truth.
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10:12 pm
Typical christian. Could you at leas base your religion on a GOOD book, the bible sucked!
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10:13 pm
JUST LAY OFF THE PERSONAL NUTCASE ATTACKS. I HAVE TRIED MY VERY BEST TO NOT ONLY PROVIDE COMPELLING JOURNALISM BUT TO REACH OUT AND HELP YOU KIDS WITH YOUR PERSONAL LIVES. THANKS FOR THE GRATITUDE….
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10:14 pm
It’s the English language we speak, Roger the Wonder Cat, so speak it like the rest of us.
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10:15 pm
Compelling journalism my ass, you couldn’t be farther away from the truth if you tried.
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10:19 pm
You’re the self-professed California hippie liberatarian who would let his 14 year old daughter have sex as much as she wanted as long as abortions are available on your federal medicare plan… I really don’t think you can play the moral card with me, my friend.
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10:22 pm
“I HAVE TRIED MY VERY BEST TO NOT ONLY PROVIDE COMPELLING JOURNALISM BUT TO REACH OUT AND HELP YOU KIDS WITH YOUR PERSONAL LIVES. THANKS FOR THE GRATITUDE….”
Billings, why should we thank you for doing something that we’ve told you time and again that we DON’T WANT? You’re like a rapist demanding gratitude from his victim…
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10:24 pm
“You’re the self-professed California hippie liberatarian who would let his 14 year old daughter have sex as much as she wanted as long as abortions are available on your federal medicare plan”
And you’re the self-professed Tennessee Christian fatass who thinks that females are only good for cooking and popping out babies.
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10:26 pm
“You’re the self-professed California hippie liberatarian”
Prove it, when and where have I ever said I was from California and a hippie. Oh, and you misspelled ‘libertarian’
“who would let his 14 year old daughter have sex as much as she wanted as long as abortions are available on your federal medicare plan…”
Wow, you really pulled that one out of your ass, didn’t you? The question was if she was pregnant what would I do. As for allowing her to have as much sex as she wanted, it’s her decision to disobey rules and act like a whore, and it’s on her with what happens after.
“I really don’t think you can play the moral card with me, my friend.”
I gave you hypothetical answers, while you admitted that you throw children into your basement. At this point, a registered sex offender has better morals than you do.
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10:26 pm
Why do you call us kids?
You are the immature one. Please stop it and give the internet back to us geeks, the proper owners.
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10:28 pm
And I’m pretty sure that the Christians believe themselves to be saving us by imposing their religious beliefs on everyone.
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3:00 pm
actually L.N. is right. it is another way to spell it, but not in english..
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9:47 pm
Now Now Linuxathiest. The Bible was an awesome book. plenty of political corruption, rape, incest, torture (I loved the torture part) genocide. then a man in the sky intervened and said “stop fucking my shit up” and then a flood killed everybody
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11:55 am
Claire,
You sound like a dejected 25 year old tart who is jealous of younger teen girls because they look so much better than you. Logic dictates that the younger the person the tighter and better their flesh. Get over yourself girl I’m sure you’ve got plenty of many, many good years ahead of you. All you’ve lost our your “best” years, but you’ve replaced that youth with aging wisdom. Unfortunately nobody will pay you for that however.
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4:41 pm
you sound like a pedofile talking about how beautiful young girls skin is..
thats disgusting.. and who are you to talk down upon claire? or judge her? are you God?
Cause as far as i remember Jesus said “he who is without sin cast the first stone”
which i am assuming your not without sin because than that would mean you are God because no man is without sin.
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3:20 am
Actually Cocksucker, I’m 21, not tarty at all (I’ve been accused of looking like a ten year old boy), and I don’t give a shit about how I look in comparison to others.
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6:33 pm
So Roger the Wonder Cat is taking a band that’s name is internet slang for ‘laughing my fucking ass off’ seriously and then complains about how they’re ‘ruining America’s children’ and wants to silence them and remove their freedom of speech to further his agenda.
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7:35 pm
Wonder cat? Oh, you mean Claire! Let’s not pester her, she has issues. She’s really a sweet girl once you get to know her and can decipher her ‘code’.
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7:49 pm
Dumb bitch, why are you here? Go do your chores, you’re a housewife, you’re meant to be seen, not heard. Filthy whore.
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9:53 pm
LN has been referencing this wonder cat thing a lot recently. Not sure what he’s getting at, but I suppose he’s being sarcastic? The thing about sarcasm, buddy, is that you have to let us in on the joke at some point. Otherwise you just look confused.
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9:59 pm
Le shock! You got my name right again!
And I already told you why I’m calling you Roger the Wonder Cat. If you aren’t going to call me by my name, then I’m not going to call you by yours. If you actually keep up with saying ‘L.N’ when talking to or about me, then I’ll stop calling you Roger the Wonder Cat.
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10:03 pm
Well, I call Susan GLaDOS, this may be fun too…
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10:09 pm
CALL ME BY MY PROPER NAME OR GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!
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10:11 pm
Trust us Billings, there’s nothing proper about your name.
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10:13 pm
If you continue to call me by my name, then I’ll call you by yours. It’s a fair enough deal, considering you decided to blatantly ignore my name that was staring right in front of your face several times.
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10:14 pm
Can i still call susan glados?
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11:05 pm
Lewelyn,
I have all my chores and Pilates done long before I post my pearls of wisdom.
Do you have a text to speech program on your computer? I just have to read these comments. You are so lucky to have them read aloud to you so you can ‘hear’ them.
BB
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7:50 pm
Blanche, me and L.N happen to like one another.
P.S. your avatar looks like the average pornstar “fuck me” face. Is that what you are? A pornstar?
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9:54 pm
That’s awfully sweet that the three of you have grown so close. I may have to crash the group and make it a “foursome” some day, Laughing Out Loud!
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9:58 pm
Theres something called an acronym
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10:01 pm
Apparently you went and failed English 101 Roger the Wonder Cat. Claire meant that her and I happen to like each other, while talking to Blanche. Go back to school you twit.
And no one would ever go near you, you fucking pervert.
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10:06 pm
I pray you understand a meant a platonic foursome, as in golf. Predictable that your mind would go to that other place…
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10:07 pm
By “me and L.N. happen to like one another” I meant that we share the same views and are thus friendly on this website. And what do you mean by the three of us? If you’re including Blanche, you couldn’t be more wrong.
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10:09 pm
Well Billings, you’re the one who said you wanted to meet me in a dark alley way with my pants down, and you’re the one who said you throw children into your basement and you know that jizz congeals and yellows, as well as demanded that me and Damien send you topless pictures of ourselves to you. Not exactly a stretch that you’d want to do something like that.
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10:11 pm
I take it you spend much time in alleys with your pants wrapped around your knees? Surely I read all about you in the police blotter some day.
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10:15 pm
Did you completely miss the part where I said that’s shit YOU want to do, Roger the Wonder Cat? Fucking rapist.
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11:08 pm
Wouldn’t it be a hoot to play Uno or Rook? I know Mother would never allow it, being too closely related to fourtune telling grifters and all, but sometimes I enjoy a good card game.
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9:57 pm
“Like” enough to go on a date with each other?
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10:08 pm
Perhaps if we knew one another off of this website, which we do not.
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12:04 am
L.N. and Claire do make a cute couple:
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12:09 am
Which one is Claire?
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12:04 am
Maybe you should take the initiative and ‘chat’ with him on Yahoo! or ICQ. They have this Skype thing too and you can see each other’s faces and have little friendly discussion. You never know, Claire. You might just find a good, fast friend or even a man for your life.
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12:05 am
Looks more like you and your mother there Prissy.
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12:19 am
Claire is the one on the right. Her mustache really tickled when we had our Wedding kiss.
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12:22 am
Prissy, you’re nothing more than a jealous gay man who couldn’t find any one to love you.
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12:39 am
Strongly disagree, L.N., as does my new beautiful, Christian White Girlfriend and her parents. Thankfully, this time we both have the same beliefs, she owns a Labrador Retriever and neither of us live in a tribal Ghetto like Claire did when I was courting her. I was always so frightened to drive in to her neighborhood, I would park 20 blocks from her house and have her come meet me. It was a scary area.
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12:43 am
“Strongly disagree, L.N., as does my new beautiful, Christian White Girlfriend and her parents. Thankfully, this time we both have the same beliefs, she owns a Labrador Retriever and neither of us live in a tribal Ghetto like Claire did when I was courting her. I was always so frightened to drive in to her neighborhood, I would park 20 blocks from her house and have her come meet me. It was a scary area.”
I highly doubt that a gay man like you could be five feet near a woman. Obviously you’re dating a satanic black man but you’re blind as all hell, thinking so backwards and opposite, that it’s a sheer sign of insanity. You were never dating Claire, you found pictures of gay men online, whacked off, and tried to imagine them being named Claire and hoped for the best.
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12:55 am
L.N., why do yo insist on projecting your fantasy life on to members of the Fellowship? We are nothing but kind to you.
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3:15 pm
You’re the one posting a picture of you and your mother and saying it’s me and Claire. You’re the one who’s projecting somethin’ on to someone there. Might be because of your gayness, you still long for cock. You’re a hypocritical Christian, it’s natural that you’re gay.
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3:18 am
Actually it’s not his mother, L.N. Bruce’s mother intentionally OD’d when he was a baby because she had a premonition of what a shit he’d turn out to be.
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11:12 pm
I wouldn’t know about those kind of faces, Kitten.
That is my “I’m interested because you’re an important person” look.
Why did you change your avatar from the strangled cat? Did you and Adam break up?
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11:47 pm
My cat was not being strangled, you cunt. As I said before, she was yawning. And unlike you, I don’t associate with men who hold sexist ideals and condone physical abuse.
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11:50 pm
I want to call SPCA on you to have the welfare of that cat checked on. You are strangling the poor thing and it is so cruel. Have some decency and give me your address so I can have the cats welfare evaluated, just to prove us wrong and let us know the cat is okay. Will you have decency?
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11:59 pm
Adam, you’re the one that threw a cat inside a luggage bag and then left it in your garage all night and then hoped that it died when you took it to a shelter.
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12:00 am
Adam, the fact that you, a man who has admitted to tying cats up in suitcases and smiling during their euthanasia, is accusing me of harming my cat is reprehensible. You’ve threatened to kidnap my cats, duct tape them, toss them in a truck and haul them to California to be killed.
Here’s the full picture, cocksucker. Does it look like she’s being strangled?
http://i.imgur.com/eGad1.jpg
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1:43 am
The image is so huge I cannot see it. You should reduce the size of these monstrous pictures before posting them, honey. And a picture is not going to do us justice. You could have posed someone elses cat or trying to make it look like all is fine and dandy. Terrorists have done the same thing to kidnapped Americans.
While on the subject of cats, I’m not sure where you get the sick idea that I’m jumping up and down with glee if they get euthanized. I’ve never been at the shelter to see a cat put down nor do I plan on it. I just know that due to the population value of strays in my locale, the shelter has a standard 7 day euthanasia policy for most cats that are brought in. It’s terribly sad that these poor creatures have spawned so much they are a vermin for people here, but that’s just the way it is. Terribly sad but ecological responsibility is more important than unbridled human emotion.
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12:01 am
Goddamn it, why the fuck does it do that?
Well the link is there, anyway.
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12:06 am
Claire, try reducing your GIGANTIC images to about an inch and a half wide. Then, post them as a new comment, not indented. It’s really not that hard, angel!
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12:15 am
But the original picture is NOT gigantic, asshole.
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12:35 am
It’s 2048 x 1536. That’s huge! My pictures in the article are only 600 wide. Learn your internet, kiddo!
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12:38 am
As I said, the ORIGINAL picture is not huge, and don’t call me “kiddo”, “angel” or any other patronizing pet names.
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1:37 am
Toots is one of my favorite ones for you, Toots.
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2:04 am
1. Don’t call me “honey”, “toots” or any other bullshit names okay cocksucker?
2. How could I have found a cat that looks identical to Tasha and posed it in the same exact pose?
3. You’ve admitted to smiling when you think of cats getting euthanized.
“I will continue to catch every stray cat I can and count down those seven days with a smile on my face, because I hate that the nation is being overrun with these pests.”
http://christwire.org/2011/03/how-to-pack-a-cat/
In addition, you not only threatened to kidnap my cats, duct tape them, and bring them to California, you also threatened to REMOVE THEIR MICROCHIPS IN YOUR SHED YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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2:17 am
You’re taking that out of context. I never said I wanted the cats to be euthanized, but only that I smile for 7 days because I do care for the environment. We have a responsibility to reserve the pristine nature of our planet, Claire. Letting cats run free and destroy ecosystems is not responsible. That is why I smile, my dear. And what’s wrong with me taking out a cat’s microchip? I think tagging a living animal is just so plain mean and inhumane. How would you like it if your parents tagged you, Claire?
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2:30 am
Fuckhead, you specifically wanted to remove or deactivate my cats’ microchips so they couldn’t be traced back to us. Don’t try to lie your way out of this shit. And the reason we had them microchipped is so we can let them outside without having to worry about psychopaths like you having them euthanized because the shelter thinks they don’t have homes. There’s really no point in trying to make up excuses for the shit you say, because you do it so often everybody can see through by now.
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10:01 am
What I said is if you let your cat loose and I see it roaming around, I will assume that some negligent owner let another cat on the street. People don’t just let their children wander around, so why would you let an even less smart animal like a cat go clawing about, unsupervised. I’m not sure why cat people think its okay to let their wild animals loose to terrorize, when dog owners have to keep their pets leashed and in a contained area. If a cat is out without its owner, it’s a stray. I also disagree with tagging domestic animals. It’s a dangerous, slippery slope that can seque into loss of personal freedoms for all America. So yes, I will happily detag a chipped cat and I would gladly establish a facility just for that purprose alone.
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2:48 am
“I hope you have sweet dreams tonight, because I will knowing that I helped exterminate another vermin.”
“I give it to the animal shelter because the local cat society is known for turning them loose again, and the problem repeats. I’d rather it just be put down and there is nothing wrong with that”
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9:57 am
Yes, I take pride in helping protect the environment. If I lived i Florida and saw an African Rock Python terrorizing the ecosystem by its very existence, I would gladly call animal control to have it trapped and humanely euthanized. If I saw a rabid dog running around my neighborhood, if I had the time I would follow it around in my car and call animal control. I would have sweet dreams knowing they took out a great harm to the local neighborhood and environment. If I saw a mouse in my house, I would set a trap and set out some cheese or peanut butter and give it a quick, painless death. These are all just good things for people to do. You are too naive to realize it right now apparently, but cats are a great danger to society. Their population is exploding and it will start to wreck havoc in a large way if we do not curb it. I don’t go out looking for cats to trap, but if I see strays I will not hesitate to catch them and take them to our local animal shelter, as has been requested by government officials. That’s called being responsible. It’s like picking up a piece of trash at the park and tossing it in the garbage. Save the Earth!
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2:20 pm
“I don’t go out looking for cats to trap”
Are you capable of doing anything but lying?
“But mark my words, next time I’m in Boston I’ll reserve time to hunt for strays and will happily pay to have boxes full of kittens shipped to where I know they were be sent to a flowery place in 7 days.”
http://christwire.org/2011/10/more-proof-of-why-cats-cannot-be-trusted/
“It’s like picking up a piece of trash at the park and tossing it in the garbage. Save the Earth!”
This is where it’s blatantly obvious that you’re a liar. You know why? Because you’re a conservative who doesn’t give two shits about the earth. Every other day you’re suggesting that we nuke some country. You just fucking hate cats and need some excuse for your sick actions. But you’ve already dug yourself into a hole with your other comments on this site, so we can see right through you.
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2:25 pm
Claire, calm down. Did Flo take a break from her Progressive commercials to visit you this week? You are unsually cranky and grouchy. Now if you can stop seeing red for a second, you can calmly look at that quote. “I don’t go out looking for cats to trap.” I don’t. But if I am driving around and see strays, that is not my fault that people are polluting the Earth with dangerous vermin. I will happily do my job as a protector of the ecosystem and take the cats to a shelter. How is that a bad thing?
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3:35 pm
“People don’t just let their children wander around, so why would you let an even less smart animal like a cat go clawing about, unsupervised.”
1. Cats are MUCH smarter than children
2. We let our cats outside because they are VERY unhappy being cooped up, especially during the summer months. Yes, we worry about our cats’ safety, especially with scrotumheads like you around, but our cats were so miserable that we decided we’d rather have happy cats with perhaps shorter lives than unhappy cats who live very long. The latter is selfish. So we had them microchipped to protect them from psychopaths like you.
“I’m not sure why cat people think its okay to let their wild animals loose to terrorize”
Because cats DON’T terrorize.
“If a cat is out without its owner, it’s a stray.”
WHICH IS WHY WE CHIP THEM, SO PSYCHOPATHS LIKE YOU DON’T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS AND THEN HAVE THEM KILLED.
You’re so fucking dense, aren’t you?
And you still wonder why I have no desire to go for fucking coffee with you?
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1:03 am
Claire, please don’t let cats keep you from happiness.
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3:38 pm
“Now if you can stop seeing red for a second, you can calmly look at that quote. “I don’t go out looking for cats to trap.” I don’t.”
And if YOU will look at THIS quote, you’ll see that you’re nothing but a fucking liar who hates cats:
“But mark my words, next time I’m in Boston I’ll reserve time to hunt for strays and will happily pay to have boxes full of kittens shipped to where I know they were be sent to a flowery place in 7 days.”
Why do you think that I’ll ever believe anything you ever say?
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1:02 am
I’ve already refuted this one, Claire. Are you really that forgetful these days? Would you like me to fly you out to LA so I can examine you? I’ll give you a head to toe examination, free of charge. I’ll even pay for any labs I order. Would you like to take me up on this offer?
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3:16 am
No, you did NOT refute the quote in any way, shape, or form.
I’m not even going to respond to your other asinine questions.
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3:04 pm
if blanche is some conservative christian why does she have an avatar that is obviously not her & is of a sex object on hollywood??
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6:49 pm
Have we succumbed to petty insults, prettyeyedmama2010? Her picture only displays a lovely woman. There is no evidence of immoral tendencies, especially of those that you hint toward!
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2:23 pm
that picture is of camron diaz in her younger years. she is a actress that in hollywood is known as a sex symbol.
So she obviously know who she is because she chose to put a picture of someone who obviously isnt her. so if you know who she is you know she is a sex object in hollywood thus why would you put something thats suppossed to protray yourself as someone who knownly has this title if you are a conservative christian????
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2:25 pm
And i was making an observation and asking a question. it wasnt an insult. and what kind of hypocrite are you to try and scold me for insulting someone (which i didnt) when you and your other lil friends have done but nothing and judge, insult, and damn to hell that isnt like you & doesnt see the same exact views as you??
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9:56 pm
No need to decipher my code, it’s licensed under GNU.
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10:07 pm
I honestly don’t understand you. So this means something about computers?
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10:16 pm
Yup, something you could have easily googled! (it was a linux joke)
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10:21 pm
I did google it. It said it’s something about computers.
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10:21 pm
I would have linked you to the article I wrote, but I don’t know, How long does it take to moderate normally?
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10:23 pm
And weren’t Google socialists? Whatever. It’s a free license (free meaning libre, not gratis)
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7:11 pm
WAIT!!! I may be wrong but in Leviticus, didn’t it say something about lying with a man as one would with a woman? Why would a gay man sleep with a woman? PWND
Below, an example of LMFAO’s obscenity, immoral dancing and homosexual interracial frolick:
Interracial frolic, mr. not racist?
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9:55 pm
Your comment makes zero sense and that’s being generous!
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10:00 pm
What passage of the horrible read you call the bible states that homosexuality is a sin?
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10:03 pm
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination.” –Leviticus 20:13.
AN ABOMINATION!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?????
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10:05 pm
You ignore half of what Leviticus said just because the New Testament says he’s wrong, and Jesus told you to love thy neighbor as thy self and whatnot. Like I said, you don’t follow the bible, you pick and choose what to tell others.
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10:12 pm
AN ABOMINATION!
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10:16 pm
Yes Roger the Wonder Cat, you ARE an abomination, one that NO ONE will ever love due to your immense hatred for the human race.
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10:19 pm
“as he lieth with a woman”! He wouldn’t lye with a woman if he were a gay man. As I said before: PWND!
Key word: also
bisexuality is a sin, not homosexuality!
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10:25 pm
Your grasp of Christian teaching is nonexistent at best. The Bible is quite explicit when it comes to the dangers of sex outside of marriage, homosexual intercourse, masturbation and sodomy. You haven’t a leg to stand on.
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10:34 pm
If you take the Hebrew letters of the words for lie and truth, you will see that truth stands (the bottoms of the letters are flat). You are lying, please fall. And btw, sodomy is GAY rape, I’ve seen it used differently in some articles. The story of Sodom? Remember? They were GAY rapists. Masturbation is not rape, it is destruction of seed. The Bible was plain, undescriptive, boring, and had virtually no character development. it sucked.
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11:15 pm
Jews have always been soft on their interpretation of the Old Testament. Why do you think so many of them are liberals in America?
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3:10 pm
“Your grasp of Christian teaching is nonexistent at best.”
Still better than what you know, which is kinda sad.
“The Bible is quite explicit when it comes to the dangers of sex outside of marriage, homosexual intercourse, masturbation and sodomy. You haven’t a leg to stand on.”
Considering the events going on (the word lying could mean not telling the truth, a man was fucking his brother’s wife, and a town consisted entirely of murderers and rapists), you’re doing one hell of a job twisting words around to suit your needs. Anything else to say, you moron?
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7:21 pm
“La La Land: Who wants to see those pale hairy legs rubbing against a shocked Oriental girl? For many tech geeks, the answer is apparently yes. Repetitive ballads and flamboyant CGI effects make this one a hit for the lonely basement dwellers of America. Clearly, they prefer a la la land of lawless Latino lechery to the real world where people have wives and jobs.”
On behalf of all the geeks: Please, for the good of the world, suck a cock.
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8:14 pm
LMFAO scares me with their racial ambiguity, so I’ve been trying to avoid them. The flashy clothes, the singing about Miami, the dark skin, it’s all too much. The songs as well reek of homosexuality and phallic symbolism. I bet they were brought on by Obama as a way to coerce everyone into accepting gay marriage. Absolutely disgusting.
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9:57 pm
The dark skin?
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10:12 pm
wats wrong with dark skin
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11:18 pm
As many girls as these guys pull in… I can most certainly promise you, they are NOT any sort of Homosexual.
Id Do Em’
Hell- maybe I already have!
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12:03 am
dark skin ? the onl thing dark is the christian soul here
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11:11 pm
Wow, this is the most insane piece of crap I have read in a while. Let me go through and correct you on a few things
As far as the marijuana- Those guys do not do drugs. I have personally spent time with them and while they do party, drink, dance, and have the time of their life. Any drug use is in their past.
Champagne Showers has nothing to do with urination,It does however refer to people who have enough money to purchase champagne in a club and blow it. Its referring to buying an expensive bottle of champagne, giving it a shake, popping the cork and spraying it among the crowd. Hence saying “I’m rich, and here to party”
The words to I’m In Miami bitch are not “I’m feeling in yo’ ass, and I like all the niggas there.”
It is however “I’m feeling on your ass, LIKE A NIGGA DON”T CARE”
There are countless other things wrong with this pathetic attack on Stephan Gordy ( Whom happens to be the son of the one and only Bary Gordy, Founder of Motown. Whom by the way is very proud of his sons success.)
By the way, I’m a 27 year old successful, college educated, mother of two children, ages 5 and 6, whom are HUGE LMFAO Fans. And I see NOTHING wrong with it.
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11:16 pm
So you were a teen mom. Did you spend a lot of time in clubs?
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11:20 pm
if I am 27, and my son is 6. I had him when I was 21.
That wouldn’t be a teen mom.
Wow, you are pretty dumb
And I don’t club at all actually.
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11:28 pm
So did you meet the Baby Daddies at the club?
I’m just trying to discern where you were going with the personal history and all. It all seems so unrelated and disconnected from the topic of club life. You seemed to be reaching for some event or fact to validate your self promoting expertise.
Did you dream about being in a club and come up with this stuff?
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11:31 pm
No, I said as a mother I DONT MIND MY CHILDREN LISTENING TO THEM
You just keep getting more and more dumb, you cant even follow a few paragraphs.
I said nothing about club life. YOU did.
And to clarify, i have no “baby daddies” I have a husband. Who is the dad to my children.
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11:41 pm
Does he know you frequent the clubs? Who watches the kids?
You just really seem to be too well acquainted with the club scene to be a stay at home mom.
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11:42 pm
Thank you, Blanche for trying to lend a little maternal wisdom.
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11:46 pm
I’m not a stay at home mom, I have a full time job and a bachelors degree.
I know NOTHING about the club scene, however I know a lot about LMFAO and their music.
And the two of you are going to go to HELL for your judgmental hatetrid towards people whom do not concern you.
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11:52 pm
Claire’s roommate, having a degree from Mount Ida does not count as a real college diploma.
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11:47 pm
Bitcham has a gallon of cum stuff inside her every night, she’s nothing but a whore who chastises others.
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11:58 pm
So because Adam couldn’t think of an actual response, he decides to rip on Claire’s education. Even though he lacks a high school degree. How quaint.
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12:03 am
“Claire’s roommate, having a degree from Mount Ida does not count as a real college diploma.”
Actually yes, it does count as a real college diploma.
Oh, by the way Adam, I’d like to see proof that you’re a doctor. Please scan your hospital ID onto your computer and post it here.
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1:40 am
No, thank you. The fact that you somehow contacted my local animal shelter is scary enough, I don’t need you trying to smear my name and showing up to harm me at my place of work. I think you are unstable right now, because you do not have a man in your life. If you’re hitting it off with LN, you two should become chat buddies.
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1:54 am
I never contacted your local animal shelter. I don’t even know where you live other than in the Los Angeles area. And if I appear “unstable” to you, perhaps it’s because you abuse cats and then have the audacity to accuse me of doing the same thing.
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2:28 am
You’re the one making an avatar of you strangling a poor cat. Euthanasia is a terribly sad but very human process. I know my shelter humanely euthanizes and there is NO WAY that someone just happened to steal in after I wrote my documentary on that calico cat and bought it. They seemed really suspicious and I just know in my gut you’ve somehow stalked me down and are just waiting for the right moment to tie me up and just use me for all sorts of perversions to get your jollies. You’ve certainly mentioned enough how bad you want me and then want to do all this weird masochist stuff to me. So quite frankly, that terrifies me but yet I still have my Christian duty to wish the best for you so that’s why I offer so much to you, missy.
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2:54 am
My cat was yawning, you fucking cocksucker.
As for the calico cat, I had no part in her adoption.
“You’ve certainly mentioned enough how bad you want me”
Name a few. As a matter of fact, back when you did that stupid “Cat for Claire” documentary you claimed that I’d sent you emails and threatening letters. You were asked for proof of those claims and you never produced any proof. Why don’t you do that now?
“so that’s why I offer so much to you, missy.”
Like what?
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9:49 am
I try to help you find a good relationship with someone of your caste level. I’m sure there are plenty of Mount Idaesque calibre scholars out there, looking for a nice companion. I thought you and LN hit it off well and tried to help play matchmaker. There used to be another commentator on here who outright flirted with you and basically was asking you for a date when he found out you lived in Boston. He seemed like a nice enough person and was a bleeding heart liberal, your age, in college and yet you did not pick up on the fact he was asking you out. I tried to help open your eyes but I think your response was something to the effect of “I’m going to mutilate your genitals with a grind axe, Adam Nelson” or something, because you thought the guy I was talking about was me. At your age, it’s healthy to go out and live a bit. You should be treated out to a nice dinner or movie or some such by a handsome young man. It will help get your hormones flowing correctly and maybe even help with your dour, negative mentality and worldview. Heck, when I was out to Boston for a medical conference I even invited you out to a coffee with myself and some of my colleagues, just to get you out of your dorm or wherever you live for a bit. So, you passed up hanging out with a bunch of doctors, nice guys who are asking you out and just remain a mean old cat lady. Why are you doing this to yourself, hon?
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2:12 pm
“I try to help you find a good relationship with someone of your caste level.”
1. I don’t desire a relationship
2. You’re a Hindu now?
“There used to be another commentator on here who outright flirted with you and basically was asking you for a date when he found out you lived in Boston.”
No there wasn’t.
“Heck, when I was out to Boston for a medical conference I even invited you out to a coffee with myself and some of my colleagues, just to get you out of your dorm or wherever you live for a bit.”
How many times do I have to ask this question? WHY would I associate with somebody who thinks that my gender is inferior, who has threatened the lives of my cats, and who shares the absolute opposite beliefs that I do? Please answer that.
“So, you passed up hanging out with a bunch of doctors, nice guys who are asking you out and just remain a mean old cat lady. Why are you doing this to yourself, hon?”
1. Don’t call me “hon”. I’m not one of your little pet nurses who you can fuck and then throw away.
2. I’m pretty sure #1 sums up why I have no desire to meet you and your “doctor” friends.
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2:17 pm
I don’t throw nurses away, so stop saying that please. I’m just trying to help you, but if you want to be a homeless cat lady in a few years then go right ahead. I hope the best for you and that you find your way back to your feet. And furthermore I was sincerely reaching out to help you, but you just bit my hand. I thought I could find someone of your caste level to help you. No, I’m not Hindu but I do believe that for you, someone of your Mount Idaesque level mindset would be a match for you. Like if you tried to date a man from Harvard, you would hardly have any of the same interests and he would likely confuse you with all his lofty theories and philosophical thoughts, while you giggle at lolocats and get on his nerves with your need to fill your house with stinky cats. So you need someone who is more of your social demographic, if that makes sense to you.
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3:47 pm
“I don’t throw nurses away, so stop saying that please.”
You compared them to tissues.
“but if you want to be a homeless cat lady in a few years then go right ahead.”
Why do you assume that a) I’ll be homeless, and that b) I’ll be a cat lady? I have TWO cats. That’s hardly a hoarder.
“I hope the best for you and that you find your way back to your feet”
Please provide evidence that I’m off of my feet.
“And furthermore I was sincerely reaching out to help you, but you just bit my hand.”
You’ve never provided adequate evidence that I need help.
“you would hardly have any of the same interests and he would likely confuse you with all his lofty theories and philosophical thoughts, while you giggle at lolocats and get on his nerves with your need to fill your house with stinky cats”
But according to you, aren’t I a smart person? Make up your fucking mind, Adam. Am I smart or am I dumb?
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1:00 am
Your smarts are bipolar. Some days I could really see you having a fulfilling career in some decent trade, then other days fear that if you don’t have a man supporting you that you’ll fall through the cracks and end up a dime street hooker with a cat fetish.
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4:19 pm
Blanche you are seriously either insanely stupid or hard headed..
She has a husband & had two kids with him & never really went to clubs.
The whole point she said that was to state she lets her kids listen to LMFAO. period.
And who the hell are you & Billings to judge her on her parenting???
I dont know why you people think your God because you THINK your christian. People like you give Christians a bad name..
How dare you disrespect her like that. & Billings i highly doubt balnche can give me her or anyone any real maternal wisdom. I bet her kids hate her.
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3:13 am
“Your smarts are bipolar. Some days I could really see you having a fulfilling career in some decent trade, then other days fear that if you don’t have a man supporting you that you’ll fall through the cracks and end up a dime street hooker with a cat fetish.”
It’s a shame your mom didn’t succeed with that wire hanger and wound up just damaging your brain instead. Just a few more JABS! and you probably would have been history!
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7:32 pm
So Adam, is there a reason why you can’t make up your mind regarding Mount Ida and my intelligence?
Back in October you said this:
“Claire, you are a woman of science at a very good school.”
And just the other day you said this:
“Claire’s roommate, having a degree from Mount Ida does not count as a real college diploma.”
So how about you make up your fucking mind?
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11:19 pm
WHat does this man’s father have to do with anything? Are you trying to impress me? I happen to be from the South where we have a long tradition of great music, country music. I don’t trade in this rap garbage. It’s just a bunch of black men posing on their ferraris and screaming about whores. If that’s what floats your boat, I feel sorry for you.
As for your nitpicking about my journalism, I see absolutely no reason to trust you. You have betrayed your bias and being a member of this group, you clearly have a financial investment in keeping the truth out of the news reports.
I do appreciate your visit, however, and hope some day that you can embrace a greater Truth in your life.
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11:23 pm
I’m not trying to impress you at all, I just think that if you should choose to be flat out rude and disrespectful to someone you don’t even know, you should know what you are talking about..
I am NOT nitpicking, I am correcting your OBVIOUS wrong information.
Know what your talking about before you get all serious and controversial on something.
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11:26 pm
Oh and as for what Bary has to do with anything, he is an ICONIC member of music history. And if he is showing his son and nephew encouragement on their musical talent… that must mean they actually have MUSICAL TALENT.
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11:30 pm
Is he the one with the toupee convicted of murder?
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11:43 pm
Oh and NO he was never actually convicted of murder.
Ohh, honey, you really don’t know what your talking about. You could spare your self the constant embarrassment if you would just turn off your computer, that way you wouldn’t have to fight the urge to post your mindless moronic comments.
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11:32 pm
I believe if we as concerned Christians pray over these lost boys there can be hope that some light is shed into their dark, dark lives. Who would wish to die without knowing the healing love of Jesus? This is all I ask. I worry so much for our children today. There is absolutely no reason at all that they should be exposed to this degeneracy.
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11:35 pm
Well you can go about that a different way. Like not verbally attacking people.
There are plenty of tactful, mature ways you could have gotten your point across.
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11:41 pm
You worry about the children of today just to further your agenda. You don’t give a damn about them, you just use them as an excuse to shut things down that you don’t like.
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11:47 pm
When mature men and women look out upon America today, what they see is potential. Yes, we have fallen a bit from our highest highs of decency and moral direction. We need to get back on track promoting the very best values across the planet– democracy, faith, patriotism and peace. I have committed my life to these goals. At home, this requires arming the next generation with intelligence and principles. I will not waver in this pursuit, even when this requires exposing the radical elements endangering teens on our very soil. I remember 9/11. Do you?
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11:50 pm
Oh baby Jehovah Jesus, keep these two little children, mere babies themselves away from the club scene and help their mother say no to drugs, champagne showers and dubstep and say yes to you, who loves completely. Help this woman be a better mother, baby JJ, and find humility in her countenance so she might find a father figure for her children and be part of a family. Help her make better choices for her children’s developing years auditory explorations than club music and maybe let her read a book to them instead of introducing them to Satan.
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11:54 pm
That still doesn’t cover the fact that you’re a manipulative bastard who wants to take away the freedom of the people.
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11:41 pm
So just because someone’s a fan of something, or even just knows what the hell they’re talking about, that means that not only are they biased, but their entire argument is null and void.
Shouldn’t that mean that the same applies to you and religion? Oh wait, you a hypocrite, you want others to follow your rules.
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11:43 pm
Are you saying there is no bias or secret agendas in the media today? Please wake up and take a look out your basement window. It’s the 21st century out there!
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11:46 pm
You’re acting as if you’re completely innocent and making up conspiracy theories, THAT is what you aren’t seeing.
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11:49 pm
One man’s truth is another’s stuff of nightmares.
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11:51 pm
Scared stiff then, eh Roger the Wonder Cat? Havin’ been sleeping well? Wake up in the middle of the night because of nightmares?
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11:51 pm
“Please wake up and take a look out your basement window. It’s the 21st century out there!”
I’ve said that same thing to you regarding your views on women.
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3:42 pm
I am Christian. I do believe LMFAO is a good influence on teens & children today. But not because their “immoral” values or homosexuality because they arent homosexuals & dont do drugs cause i have personally spent time with them too.
I believe its a bad influence for the simple fact that it promotes drinking & partying to be this spectacular life & being a drug & alcolhol counselor i believe songs like “shots” amoung others it makes kids believe this is the greatest life ever without looking at the consequences like opening themselves to hidden dangers like overdose & date rape etc.
But LMFAO doesnt target teens. their music is meant for adults & if PARENTS are letting their kids listen to them than thats their bad parenting. one shouldnt judge LMFAO for their music & antics because they have the freedom of speech to do so & are just having fun with their lives in the way they choose. So who are you to judge them? Are you God? No.
And if you want to inform parents about protecting their kids from their music thats fine but get your facts right because the lyrics are wrong the meanings of songs are wrong and maybe you should have researched their background to give a well informed article instead of a conservative rant on immorality..
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3:44 pm
sorry i meant NOT a good influence on kids today.
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4:22 pm
you are seriously delusional
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12:50 am
Claire, this is how you post a cat picture. You need to make it small first!!!!!!
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12:57 am
That’s nice Billings, but we’ve moved on from that.
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1:24 am
You keep lecturing me as if I do not know what I’m talking about. Claire, you have to realize that I have lived a full life. I am an adult. I happen to know many things and I just wish you’d trust me. I take this photo issue as an example for I have once again proven that I do indeed know my stuff!
Whether it’s cat pictures or investigative journalism, I am no fool.
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1:52 am
You know your stuff? Then why did you put a picture of Jackie Chan instead of Kim Jong Il, Kal Penn instead of Aziz Ansari, and Ashton Kutcher instead of James Franco?
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2:04 pm
Hey fatass, you gonna respond to this or are you gonna ignore it like you do everything else that you’re proven wrong on?
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2:10 pm
That’s nice Claire, but we’ve moved on from that.
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2:12 pm
If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything, Claire. We do our utmost to be respectful here.
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3:54 pm
Businessman Hank:
How about you tell that to your friend Blanche as well because she is over here judging others calling them bad mothers and disrespecting her among other people. so i think if you want to scold claire you should scold blanche & the author.
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3:07 pm
You can be 60 years old, but you’re still as mature as a 6 year old. If the original photo was not that size, then altering it would do nothing to fix it in the end.
As for not being a fool? You’re the biggest fool I’ve ever met.
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3:50 pm
You obviously aare a fool on the subject matter of the article you have written.
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2:45 pm
whoever disliked my comment above that you are a fool on the subject you wrote about
Yes the author wants to call himself an investigavtive journalist but yet obviously didnt research LMFAO at all because #1 you got the band member name wrong which EVERYONE who knows anything about them know their names. Its not refro its REDFOO
#2 you obviously didnt research the lyrics because the quote you took from “Im in Miami Trick” NOT “it’s a miami trick” (which is #3 that you didnt do any research because you got the name wrong)the lyrics are “Feeling up on yo booty like a nigga dont care” not what you wrote on this article. Hes basically saying you dont care, i wont care and so im going to be feeling up or grabbing your butt.
Not anything invlving prostitutes or homsexuality.
#4 champagne showers does not involve urination!! the prison/sex term your referring to is called golden shower which involves urinating on someone.
The song is actually about what the title means literally. getting champagne & wasting it by making it explode so it can rain champagne over everyone because they simply can because they have money to blow. thats the point of the song is just to enjoy living rich & blowing all your cash.
You had several grammical errors as well on top of getting the intended meanings of all the songs & song names like “lalalnd” its actually just “lalala”
Redfoo isnt a homosexual. he simply dresses like that because he can. He wants everyone to have fun in life (even if its immoral to you to have any type of fun) and he basically is telling everyone just accept me as me. Just cause he dresses like that doesnt mean hes a homosexual. Its like saying a woman who wears pants is a lesbian.
So this article could have some value if only you ACTUALLY researched the group, their songs,song titles & meanings..
If you did research them youd know they do not target any teems or children. their target audience is young adults who already are old enough to drink and do the thing they talk about. 21+
Yes, teens listen to their music and me personally dont think they should but ONLY cause of the lifestyle they protray because that lifestyle in a teen can lead to self destruction in their bodies & other risks like addiction alcoholism, overdose of alcohol, date rape etc..
NOT all the ridiculous things you said..
Call this constructive criticism cause im sure im more highly educated than you are both educationally & theologically.
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1:06 am
Please point out ONE grammatical error in my report if you can. You are wrong about everything else.
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1:11 am
Marijuana isn’t spelled “marihuana” in English. You asked for one, you got one. The rest of what you said is wrong as well, both in your ‘article’ and your post right there.
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1:15 am
Just as I suspected, you’re an idiot. That’s a stylistic difference and you are just uncomfortable with sophisticated literary journalism.
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1:18 am
No, that’s a blatant spelling error. You speak the English language without ever slipping into a foreign language if there’s an English word that means the same thing. That isn’t a ‘stylistic choice’, it’s a spelling mistake on your part and you’re trying to bullshit an excuse to make it work.
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6:43 pm
i replyed to your request mr billings to your request further down below..
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4:44 pm
WOWI CANT BELIEVE YOU!!!
YOU FREAKIN ERASED MY COMMENT COMPLETELY PROVING YOU WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!!! WOW
PROVES HOW IGNORANT AND A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING..
YOU JUST WANT TO CORRUPT AMERICA WITH YOUR BULLSHIT YOU CALL RESEARCH..
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4:51 pm
It is possible to live a life in ignorance, something you choose to do, proprietard. It is also possible to have lived a short life and spend it learning about something other than apiece of shit you call a book, the bible. Don’t ignore the fact: you were wrong.
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2:11 am
While these screeds may certainly qualify as being called “songs” in the traditional definition of the word, it is an insult to me and my faith that such filth is labeled as such.
It seems to me that the freaks in the video are wearing what may be deemed “metro-sexual” attire which would project a homogay “wanna-be” style of heterosexuality. I don’t see it that way as many of their genders are in question and therefore their sexual preferences can not be easily assumed.
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4:57 pm
Leave music out of this and accept change! Music has changed, evolved, gotten better. Accept it! They do these things to portray an image of the character that this song is about! That’s it. They aren’t gay, and even if they were, so what? Stop being afraid of change and stop being a homophobe.
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2:54 am
Could some one update me on what the big deal is aboutLMFAO? They’re just some people who make songs, certainly you don’t listen to a lullaby like Mary had a little lamb and then grow a sexual fetish toward farm animals? You do not, and songs like these shouldn’t be taken like a speech given on a podium. You may now think about them projecting it into the mind of our youth without them knowing it, but in all honesty: nothing is taken seriously nowadays. Do Barbie doll users get pink sportcars? Do action figure users become superheroes? Do people people who play shooter games become cowboys, terrosists, black ops soldiers, secret agents, spies, soldiers, etc?
There are more important matters that could use the attentIon wasted here, like atheism vs. Christianity. Christians using something other than the bible or religous works to prove themselves right. For americans and less significantly to others, who will win the next election? Why are some people born to feel homosexual tendencies? What are we do to about how horrible the earth has become, with education in decline, violence increasing, and moral values becoming as bad as George bush jr made the value of the usd go down?
Summary for dumbasses:
-lmfao band: do not take seriously
-need to focus on more important issues
Addition(not stated above in my reply):
Lmfao will die quickly, remember those stupid songs by Britney spears? Dead. Do good bands last? Yes. Bad ones (I.e. lmfao)? No
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3:35 am
Madam. The salvation of souls is indeed a very serious issue.
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12:25 pm
If you were a parent would you let your 16 year old daughter listen to gangster rap about killing cops and smoking crack during anal sex? Are you really this naive?
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3:06 pm
As long as she knows that stuff like that isn’t something you’re supposed to do, sure, why not? There’s a difference between media and real life, Roger the Wonder Cat. You seem to be the one who thinks it influences people. At most, it alters moods.
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2:57 am
Added: cats and relationships over the Internet…. Not even lolcats, I am dissapoint.
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8:36 am
After reading this among other articles on this website I blocked all internet connection from my children. It’s a shame we live in a world where digital homoeroticism and gay fornication is taking over the minds of our blessed youth. God bless for bringing this article to our attention. You are doing God’s work.
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3:58 pm
Though i agree that maybe you should not allow your kids depending on the age, on the internet. But this article wasnt well informed on reality of this group. i agree they are a bad influence on kids today but arent because they are homosexuals. because they are not.
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6:41 pm
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO READ THE TRUTH JUST READ MY COMMENT ABOVE!!
I DO BELIEVE THEY ARE A BAD INFLUENCE ON TEENS BUT YOU ARE MISINFORMED WHY THEY ARE WITH THIS ARTICLE.
IF YOU WANT REAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED EMAIL ME AT prettyeyedmama@yahoo.com
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4:45 pm
SORRY EVERYONE THEY ERASES MY COMMENT GIVING THE TRUTH AND REAL RESEARCH TO PROVE IT DISPROVING THIS ARTICLE COMPLETELY SO PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH STILL
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