Rick Perry Comes Out of the Closet, Drops Out of Republican Presidential Primary
After the disastrous Rick Perry wearing Brokeback Mountain clothing while spouting diatribes about a non-gay American utopia, I had my questions if this man was a double agent?
While Texans vehemently claim that the brown poncho villa cowhide jacket is common in those there parts, I really do doubt it. How many secret leather daddies down there are using that as an excuse?
If your husband comes home rubbing his keister at 2am, claiming that he was ‘breaking the horses’ or ‘practicing on the bucking bronco’, you have yourself a queer reverse Rodeo Rooster. I know women in Texas cannot be that dense. That is to say, Rick Perry is probably gay.
And he’s also dropping out of the 2012 presidential primary.
Not to make the nation too happy with his decision, Perry gave us one last memento of his great brilliance and judgement of character by announcing none other than Newt Gingrich for his ‘choice’ of best future leader for America.
Newt Gingrich is scheduled for dropping out of the race in two days, right after his ex-wife reminds everyone of how bad of a guy he is on national tv.
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how will sopa stop him?
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If SOPA stops him, SOPA stops the entire site.
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SOPA will stop Rachel Aschner-Barsky not “Him”
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SOPA will stop everything, you intoxicated bastard.
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8:31 pm
Not our faith!
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Yeah it will. It’ll shutdown Christwire just like everything else. Why? Well, recall all of your bitching about music, movies, and games here. They’re owned by companies, you used images from those companies, copyrighted by those companies. They aren’t going to give two shits that you’re Christian, you’re using their material and they’re going to shut the site down.
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2:55 pm
Rick Perry is a Good Man, he is not a homosexual. However I am devastated that he dropped out, but it only adds to the certainty that I’ll be voting Santorum.
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Perry probably just dropped out of Santorums anus.
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3:57 pm
There has long been rumors about Mr. Perry’s sexuality and there are even men who have proven they had affairs with the Governor. I just don’t know why good men fall like this.
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8:22 pm
Because they’re hypocritical assholes who say one thing and do the opposite? Ya know, people like you.
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8:50 pm
finally he dropped out
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12:50 am
how many people left to drop out after all republican are just good doing that dropping out at school for exemple
It’s why they seem uneducated
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12:52 am
We still have Ron Paul and Steve Holt.
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This article is ALL LIES. I pray that God removes it INSTANTLY
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6:24 pm
You still think “god” does something on this site. It’s the mods that control things, not some imaginary figure. But anyway, it’s true. Rick Perry is a homosexual.
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10:42 pm
He was no more a homosexual than Santorum is! I think it’s a sign of everything that is sick with our God forsaken country when people like you are free to write lies on honest sites like this. There has NEVER been a Conservative Homosexual politician.
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