• Rick Perry Comes Out of the Closet, Drops Out of Republican Presidential Primary

    January 19, 2012 1:07 pm 17 comments

    After the disastrous Rick Perry wearing Brokeback Mountain clothing while spouting diatribes about a non-gay American utopia, I had my questions if this man was a double agent?

    While Texans vehemently claim that the brown poncho villa cowhide jacket is common in those there parts, I really do doubt it.  How many secret leather daddies down there are using that as an excuse?

    If your husband comes home rubbing his keister at 2am, claiming that he was ‘breaking the horses’ or ‘practicing on the bucking bronco’, you have yourself a queer reverse Rodeo Rooster.  I know women in Texas cannot be that dense.  That is to say, Rick Perry is probably gay.

    And he’s also dropping out of the 2012 presidential primary.

    Not to make the nation too happy with his decision, Perry gave us one last memento of his great brilliance and judgement of character by announcing none other than Newt Gingrich for his ‘choice’ of best future leader for America.

    Newt Gingrich is scheduled for dropping out of the race in two days, right after his ex-wife reminds everyone of how bad of a guy he is on national tv.

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