Should it be Mandatory for Tebowing to be Taught in Public Schools?

Senator August Weisz
• ChristWire
January 13, 2012 10:31 pm138 comments

(chrisTwire SportsDesk)—Tebow is the greatest thing to happen to mankind since Jesus. His power is derived from Tebowing a practice of prayer that gives him more power than Ronald Regan and George w Bush Combined.

There is nothing in the constitution about separation of church and state. There is nothing in the constitution that prohibits prayer in schools, and there is certainly nothing in the constitution that prevents Tebowing.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

We have long complained that America is falling behind, we all read the news reports about how American kids are lagging in math and science, while personally I blame our inclusion of girls in the testing results, Tebowing could cure these stats and put America back on top.

Look at others who Tebow has inspired to greatness:


An American soldier Tebowing


Yankee first baseman Mark Teixeira and golfer Ben Crane


Bill Maher Tebowes after God gave him the power to climb a tree


After scoring against the Washington Capitals, Los Angeles King Jack Johnson Tebowed his celebration. The defenseman also tweeted to Tebow himself, saying “@TimTebow thanks for letting me borrow your move last night. Proud to be associated with a winner like you. #donewithrespect


Broncos linebacker Von Miller gave the movement some legitimacy when he paused during a team practice to honor his quarterback


Lindsey Vonn kneels before taking the podium after winning a competition in Colorado, the home state of Tebow’s Denver Broncos


Linebacker Stephen Tulloch of the Detroit Lions Tebowed to celebrate his sack of the quarterback who made it famous


UFC Champion Jon Jones takes a Tebowed knee with his championship belt


Crew chief Danny Stockman, Jr. and driver Austin Dillon pose with the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series championship trophy after winning it in 2011

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138 Comments

  • While I think that someone should be able to Tebow if they think it will help, I don’t think people should be forced to Tebow if they don’t want to.

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  • if it weren’t 4 women the u.s. wouldn’t b wat it is 2day and the thing with the tree yea any1 can climb a tree u baka

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    • No point in calling him a fool if he can’t understand it. But I do agree.

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    • I couldnt read, sorry.

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      • Whilst I was at a busy shopping mall a man in front of me could not resist the urge to praise The Lord and dropped to his knees without warning or concern for passers-by.
        Consequently I fell over him sustaining injuries that prevented me from working for three weeks.

        Does christwire have a moral responsibility to bring such dangers to the attention of it’s readers?

        Perhaps someone could advise me as to the legal liabilities wrt this accident.

        The owners of the shopping mall inform me that the tebowing man has liability yet, if I had slipped on water (even holy water)it would have been their responsibility to clean it up.

        Do I have a case against christwire or Tim Tebow?

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        • We looked into your situation. Had the event not happened, you would have met someone while working and fornicated with them. His Tebowing prevented this.

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          • Another Tebow miracle!

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          • Are you implying that this man interceded on my behalf and God caused this to happen to protect me from an even worse event?

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          • Yes Amanda. Praise!

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          • Well ptl for that.

            That blessing was certainly very well disguised.

            Still in the hole for $2600 though;
            Any thoughts?

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Tebow, and a solution to your monetary woes will surely be forthcoming!

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          • Bet on tim tebow.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        If it weren’t for women the US wouldn’t be what it is today. And the thing about the tree: yeah, anyone can climb a tree, you baka (japanese for idiot)

        You must be too lazy to spend 2 extra seconds reading something so I clarified.

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        • Thank you for the translation out of teen/text speech. Tattoos and the inability to write in an intelligible manner are what condemns the teenagers of today to a career of “Do you want fries with that?”

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        • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

          No, I think she just is writing this off of a device that causes it to be inconveniant to type long sentances.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            A little effort should not be an impediment to proper sentences, even when typing on a phone. People should take some pride in what they write, not just spew out their bile in a slipshod fashion!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            That is your opinion. Normal people don’t see acronyms as demonic.

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          • Bukko Canukko

            I’m with Julian on that point. It’s not like anything she’s saying is SO important that it need be typed in a breathless, mumble-fingered rush. Fools gush on where angels fear to speak. The truth moves slowly. How long did it take for the King James version of the Bible to come out after the flawed original, which wasn’t even written in English — 1,600 years? And after THAT magnificent work, no more Bibles should ever be written.

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  • As soon as I saw you were the author, August, I immediately decided not to buy into any of it.
    Nothing good ever comes from you.
    And I don’t know what Tebowing is, so apparently it’s not as important as you think.

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  • I just noticed the little bit on girls. What the hell, man. What the hell. Women contributed a LOT to America.

    @Anime_luver: I think you are great. I like you. You have some very nice ideas. But with all due respect, and that is a lot of respect, please stop treating the English language language like it’s a two dollar whore. It makes people less sympathetic for our whole cause. We’re trying to make CHRISTWIRE look like the ideas. Keep up the good work though.

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    • Ohmaigod. I just had to go back and reread this. More proof that August is an idiot. A sexist, racist, appearance fixated idiot.

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    • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

      “English language language”
      You had to make the typo there, didn’t you.
      But, in all seriousness, are you doing this from a phone or something? Event that’s not really an excuse, I’m on a phone now. They don’t even read your comments.

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      • Who doesn’t read the comments?

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        • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

          You said you couldn’t read anime_luver’s comment before. That is what I am referring to.

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          • Don’t and couldn’t are very different things.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            same outcome

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            You could really fault someone for not reading anime_luvers comments?

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          • august u did say u couldn’t read my comment maybe u need it in bigger letters

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            If you look past the grammer, they make some good points

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Someone who takes no pride in their writing is not worth that investment.

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          • this is the internet i can type how ever i want 2

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            And the rest of us are free to ignore you.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            You use windows, you’re not free to do shit.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Nonsense, everything I want to do, I do. Anything else is irrelevant.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            You are simply not aware of the true capabilities of your computer. You are being bogged down by your own closed-mindedness. Stop it.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            The OS does everything I require of it, promptly. Software/hardware compatibility is great, and best of all I am not using a no good hipster OS, so there’s no need to fear for my immortal soul!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            It’s. not. a. hipster. OS. You simply do not see that it is possible to do what is required BETTER than it is being done now. The server crashes all the time, that’s your problem, fix it with Linux.

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      • Oh my god, I feel like such a douche. I tend to type really fast. I feel stupid.

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        • Bukko Canukko

          Don’t feel stupid for unintentional mistakes. Especially if you feel properly guilty about making them. Only feel stupid for intentional errors, like lack of knowledge of God. And for not capitalizing the “G” in His Name. What part of the Second Commandment do you not understand?

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Bill Maher needs chased up a tree, but I’m glad to see he’s working on a personal relationship with our Lord.

    I think with all the sexting these kids are learning in school, we should be able to teach something positive that has real world applications. What is wrong with giving thanks?

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    • Real world applications? For this? Where?

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      • Imagine if Americans Tebowed when voting, during surgery, befoe driving. America would be perfect.

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        • Mr. Weisz do you enjoy sitting on your own middle finger? serious question, because you are obviously retarded. I would expect more from a retired engineer.

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        • I do, quite silly. Especially before driving, for instance you are about to get into your car, your remember to tebow and than, you are hit by a truck.
          Do try this, Weisz, it would rid the world of one dimwitt.

          And if surgeons did that, what would be the point of their work. Their provess should guide them, not saom mzthicakl creature. In that case, they might recommend their patients to pray.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            My retard detector just went BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! and exploded right after reading your comment dragonlord.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            He makes a valid point, aside from the fact that he wants a truck to run over august (but that’s normal)

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            You, go rejoice over the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq as you did in an other topic and leave me alone you hypocrite!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Me? All the articles I’ve written have been about the Linux kernal, all havd been rejected and none have been about Iraq. Please don’t lie.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            You said , and I quote ” Don’t worry, these assholes aren’t real americans.” when a hatefull comment was made by Nyu about how glad she/he was that Americans died in iraq. You flew to the defense of nyu telling her not to worry, that these soldiers wern’t real American anyways.

            You are a very hatefull person, you have no lesons to give to anyone here on this site.

            Hypocrite.

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          • Wow, another example of how Atheists don’t have morals or decency.

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          • Hubner, did your mom kick you out of the house for being stupid?

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Time ffor this again:

            Linky: http://christwire.org/2012/01/ces-convention-of-evil-and-satanism-2/

            Nyuu (初音ミク)

            January 12, 2012
            5:54 pm

            FUCK AMERICA.
            Fuck iraq.
            im glad you bitches died over there.
            Australia and britain will always be superior.

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            Reply

            August Weisz

            January 12, 2012
            5:57 pm

            That is a little extreme Nyuu.

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            Antoine J. Hubner

            January 12, 2012
            6:05 pm

            Woa!! even I find that of bad taste!

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            LinuxGamerTheist

            January 12, 2012
            6:10 pm

            Don’t worry, these assholes aren’t real americans…

            Don’t worry, these assholes aren’t real americans….

            DON’T WORRY, THESE ASSHOLES AREN’t REAL AMERICANS.

            BUSTED!

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          • Which was a reference to Cultwire, you people aren’t real Americans.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Lets dissect this shall we L.N. Lets grant for a second for the sake of the argument that we are not real Americans, does this make Nyuu’s comment more acceptable? Say a British or Australian person were to call out Nyu on her hatefull speech, would that render their objections towards Nyu invalid?

            If Linuxgamertheist told Nyu ”Not to worry” about us calling Nyu out on her hatefull speech, because we are somehow ”not real Americans” You can see this is just as worst, and linuxgamertheist is clearly flying to the defense of these hatefull views.

            L.N , you need to retake logic 101, if you even ever took it in the first place.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Antione: not the soldiers, you cultwire idiots are the non-americans

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Its also more parsimonious to think that linuxgamertheist was talking about the soldiers rather than christwire members, since the idea that we are not american is prepostrous. I lol’d.

            L.N I you want to come here and portray yourself as liberal, reasonalbe and smart you sure have your work cut in front of you.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Read my 2 above comments LinuxGamerTheist and fucking weep!

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Oh am I having some fun!!

            Let me repeat, Linuxgamertheist said to Nyu ” dont worry” about us calling Nyu out on her hatefull speech. And then LinuxGamerTheist said we were not Americans, therefore erecting a blatant Non sequitur in a weak piss attempt to defend Nyu.

            Much lulz.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I’m saying that you racist fucks are poor examples of Americans. Some of us are more accepting and less hateful.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            seriously? are you that stupid? I dont care what assertions you pull out of your Bum you idiot. Even if we were ”racist fucks” It does not follow that Nyuu ” shouldnt worry” about spouting her hateful speech. Do you get it now? This is why we claimed that you were flying to her defense and therefore supporting her claims and gloating over the deaths of thousands of Americans.

            You are not ”more accepting and less hateful.” You are a hypocrit turdbag.

            You could of pitched in with us and call out Nyuu on her hate, but you decided to side in with her. Live with this now, and be sure that I will rub your nose in this pile of shit every time you will attempt to claim the moral high ground.

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          • Hubner, did your mother sleep with her brother to conceive you? It’s either that or a extreme amount of alcohol that’s causing you to be so stupid.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Well fancy that, liberal hypocrisy!

            A moral person would have called out someone for reveling in the deaths of our servicemen, especially when that person makes a big show of calling out others for minor perceived transgressions.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I’m just saying, if you assholes were the only americans I knew and I was asked if I liked America I’d be like “hell no”

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    • While I don’t really like Bill Maher, my parents do, I personally prefer Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the man’s a comedian. The hell did he do to deserve getting chased up a tree

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  • the first ammendment actually make it so for the separation of church and states You are not a Theocracy you are Indeed a republic

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  • this website apparently censors posts… calling certain author hacks i guess is forbidden haha go figure. o well it won’t be around long
    -sincerely anon

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  • Truth be told, if there is a god, we as Americans are all going to hell and the christian conservatives we’ll be leading the charge; for their unwillingness to accept others and for being very short sighted. and I know being short sighted isn’t technically a sin but the Christians in this country sure as shit make it one.
    -sincerely anon

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  • Should people be allowed to Tebow if they want to? I dont see why not

    Should everyone be forced to Tebow? No

    I believe this is just a fad anyway, I bet people will stop doing it at some point

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    • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

      A fad, says the homosexual with a pink pony avatar!

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      • Not a homosexual.

        Straight guys watch My Little Pony as well

        And yes I think it’s a fad, it’ll pass eventually

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      • How do you know he’s a homosexual? Has he made any sexual advances toward you or any other males? Seriously, if he has feel free to share links and evidence, as we’re all very interested in what you come up with.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    Do straight guys also like taking Satan spears in their sin hole?

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    • No, straight guys do not like taking dicks up the ass. Gay guys do.

      Does taking a dick in the ass sound pleasant to me? No, I couldn’t do it

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  • What’s a Tebow?
    And who is Tim Tebow? I’d never even heard of him a week ago but now everyone’s nattering on about him like he’s Jesus reincarnated.

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  • If by Tebowing you mean throwing a 3:16, then sure, why not.
    Maybe it will get the kids off the juice if they see that there is a natural way to be good.

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    • As for the praying thingy, there is no place in schools for that, unless you build christian schools, protestant schools, orthodox schools, unorhtodox schools, muslim schools, buddhist schools, taoistic schools, catholic schools, evangelic schools……get my point?

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      • Fortunately in the good ol’ US of A we have a little thing called FREEDOM OF RELIGION, so you can just cry it out sunshine – because my children are going to excercise their constitutional right to pursue their spiritual education!

        All this religion bashing is really quite disgusting!

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        • His not bashing religion jackass. Also, someone is allowed to Tebow as much as they want, but people shouldn’t be forced to. He’s saying that there is no place for the schools to force people to Tebow, because, like you yourself said, freedom of religion, unless we have schools for every single religion ever, which is a lot of schools

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          • They are of course free to Tebow to whichever God they like, be it a Christian, a Lutheran God, an Anglican God – our children are empowered to freely choose the religion that is right for them!

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          • While they can pray to whatever god they want, Lutheran and Anglican aren’t really good examples since those are branches of Christianity. I do agree with you though

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          • Thank you.

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        • Ok, you did not get the point.
          I was not religion-bashing, i was merely noting that all religions have the same freedom.
          That means that your kids have the right to pray to god, other kids have the right to turn east and pray to Allah, these kids have the right to pray to Buddha and those kids have the right to pray to Odin.Then there are those who pray to whoever its is you pray to in Japan, Vietnam, China…..
          Seeing as you have the right to not want to have your kids praying at a school where simultaneously other kids are praying to this filth they call Allah, nor would other parents want to have their kids praying at a scholl where your kids pray to this filth you call Jesus.And so on and on and on and on…
          Get it now, i really do not know how i can make this clearer. You want to pray and be free to exercise your religion, go to church.You wanna pray in school, fine, but do not force it on others who do not even believe in your God.

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          • To make it simple:
            Extremist parents do not feel That other religions have the same right as theirs in the schools.
            Conflict, idiotic conflict!
            I have seen it, racist, eytremist CONFLICT!
            That is why religion should not be forced in schools.

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        • Freedom of Religion is a two-way street. You’re free to practice any religion you want, including a lack of a religion. Forcing your religion down the throats of others is in fact against said freedom.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Unfortunately, force-feeding religion is a fundamental part of Christianity.

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          • This isn’t Christianity ;_; I’m a Christian. These people are not.

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        • Soon the only freedom you will have is to do as you are told, fuckhead.
          And you will like it or not be able to do anything about it.
          Realitycheck, American dream was just a bait.

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  • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

    1. Tebowing sounds suspiciously like a sex move
    2. Freedom of religion implies the freedom to practice any religion, or lack thereof. You seem to imply Christian prayer, that takes away the freedom of other religions.
    3. Tebow is not fucking Jesus!

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    • Freedom of religion is not freedom from religion.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        1. Why not? I don’t need a God to tell me not to steal or murder, I am a genuinely good person. Religion is for people who would, given the chance, kill everyone they knew. (Well… you know what I mean)

        2. What if I am a jew, or a Muslim? Should I be subjected to Christian prayer?

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        • Good people don’t use Linux.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Why not?

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          • Why are you avoiding LinuxGamerTheist’s questions?

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          • I like how LN butts in after only 4 minutes. “Why are you avoiding the question” He might not even have read it yet. But, this is typical LN.

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          • He responded to LinuxGamerTheist, yet avoided the questions that were asked. Without provocation, Julian made the statement ‘good people don’t use Linux’ when two questions unrelated to Linux were asked. Then again, August, you’re always drunk or high, so it’s not surprising you can’t think straight.

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          • Haha, talking about jumping the gun, children!

            Now to answer your question – using Linux implies that you’re a hipster, and hipsters are morally void, vapid husks of humanity, unwilling to commit or even praise any one thing, just in case it is no longer underground tomorrow. Ergo good people do not use Linux.

            Microsoft Windows is an upgrade to the soul!

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          • Jumping the gun? Moron, it’s been over 40 minutes since you ‘replied’ to LinuxGamerTheist’s first question, how about answering those instead of going on about a stupid tangent about Microsoft and Windows?

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          • Such graceless insults will earn you naught but rebuke’s, Ellen.

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          • Who’s Ellen? And you say illiteracy is a ‘trope among emos’.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Hipsters, at least the ones I know, use Macs. Microsoft tried to get royalties off of open-source software. Windows is slow, glitchy, inefficient and gets viruses. They also deny you the freedom to do as you wish with your software. Linux allows you to change, quite literally, everything. You can simply download a new desktop interface if you like one. Speaking of operating systems, what is this server running and what are the specs on the server? I keep getting database errors.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Viruses are always going to be a problem for an OS that is as popular as Windows, but Windows 7 works magnificently well for me. There’s nothing slow about the latest Windows iteration, provided that it’s running on relatively modern hardware.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Windows is relatively slow. You have simply never tried anything else. And what are your computer’s specs? Just wondering.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            I7 2600k.

            The OS really couldn’t be any more responsive for me.

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          • I also have a i7 2600K. I have the PCI-E ssd hard drive card. The computer boots in 4 seconds. My Korean built it for me.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            1. Koreans are not objects
            2. Why do you need an i7?
            3. Same processor on my Windows/Ubuntu/Mint Alienware. My really old Puppy Linux IBM ThinkPad works just as fast as my AW for internet browsing as Windows.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            1) That is obviously a term of endearment for the hired help.

            2) The 2600k is a Godsend for photo and video editing.

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          • Yes Julian, what else would I call him? My processor helps me computer my data for my articles. Huge amounts of number crunching and manipulating is done.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Ah, this is where all the fancy graphs come from!!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            You must edit photos a lot, considering most of the stuff on this site is photoshopped. An i7 is only useful for gaming and 3D modeling.

            Fancy graphs? You can run Excel off a netbook!

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            I think you will find that an i7 is useful for a great number of things!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I’ve run GIMP (GNU photo manipulation program) off a pc with an i3. You do not need an i7. You do not game. I do not see any 3 dimensional models or complicated programs that take long periods of time to compile anywhere on this site. You have no need for an i7.

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          • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

            Guys, you’re talking about using the best processor currently availible to run windows. Windows, in comparison to Linux, is bloated. The GUI is unnecesarily pretty, the UAC takes up tons of time you could use to do more productive things, it takes a while to boot, it still gets viruses, and it almost always comes with bloatware like Office, winzip, and winrar.

            The i7 was designed for gaming. Of course it can run the basic OS well. I run i7 (1st gen, unfortunately, but it works well), GTX260 (going to upgrade in a couple of months at most), with about 800GB storage. And linux, why would he buy a second processor to downgrade if the one he has still works? While he could run the site perfectly well with a g1 i3, he’d have to buy the thing first.

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        • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

          Good people dont gloat over the deaths of thousands of American soldiers the way you did Linuxgamertheist.

          I we have our very own real live Tartuff, dont leave linuxgamertheist, your hypocrisy is very lulzy.

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          • You can’t read properly either, can you? Seems to be a common trait shared amongst Cultwire supporters.

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          • Actually, I believe you will find that illiteracy is an over represented trope among the Emosexual crowd.

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          • *Tartuffe.
            You’re very welcome, by the way, I love that play.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            well said Brother Julian.

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    • i thought they were trying 2 say tebag

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        No, just it’s own sex move… maybe involving gay anal sex to be performed on someone in one of the positions shown in the article. Wouldn’t the guys at christwire love that? And wtf, you can’t even spell out “tea”? Are you doing this off sms?

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    • August describes Tebowing as a practice of prayer.

      Since i think August must be a christian, why else would he write for this site, i thought: Tebow = word for prayer -> prayer in schools -> written by christian so christian prayer in schools -> title is about if tebowing = practice of prayer should be made mandatory -> christian prayer mandatory in schools.

      I may have generalised too fast and taken things to a level way above the discussion, but my point is that if you make one religion mandatory, other people will claim theirs to be made mandatory too.
      We had christian religion courses in the school. Soon muslim parents came and wanted their kids out of this course because their children would not be taught about Jesus.Soon after they wanted that the school provided a course for muslims.Which they did after long and loud discussions. And this was just in primary school!
      Now imagine buddhists and taoists and everyone else making all the same claim….
      That was where i was going.

      While in understand that the art of making sense by not making sense may be funnier, religion is not funny when it comes to such issues and i just wanted to point that out.
      So i tried making some sense.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        Me? I’m sorry.

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        • I sometimes can’t tell who replied to who when the discussion gets longer.
          I thought you did to me so i explained my reasoning.
          Don’t be sorry, this stuff just hits an old wound in me.
          Anyway, i’m just gonna go and cool down now before i unleash my beastly evil.

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  • I’m envisioning good Christian teachers in government schools asking the Christian students to pause for a moment of Tebowing before their classes start. Many states have religious-rights laws saying that teachers cannot be disciplined for actions like bullying homogay students if the bullying is based on religious principles. That should apply in the Tebowing case.

    The righteous studentss can then show their support for the good grades they’ll be getting from that teacher, while silently ostracizing the atheistic ones who are destined to fail in this world and The Next. No state-ordered religious practice, just scorn and exclusion for the unpopular minority who won’t join everyone else. Because schoolchildren are notoriously herd-like and afraid to think on their own, this should result in everyone at the school VOLUNTARILY Tebowing within two weeks.

    Tebow there or be square.

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    • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

      School is, and should continue to be, a microcosm of the real world.

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      • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

        By that logic, we shouldn’t be praying. Praying is really a mental exercise, testing only the person’s patience and will to live. We should be out there doing something useful, like learning about mathematics or literature. I am a student, myself. I refuse to pray.

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        • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

          There is nothing more useful than fully developing your personal relationship with God!

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            I could argue with that, but you’d just ignore me.

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          • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

            Fully developing that relationship doesn’t mean sitting on your ass thinking all day. You’d be ignoring what your god supposedly created for you to admire.

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          • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

            Not ass, in this case, it would be your knee :)

            But in all seriousness, good point.

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          • Yes there is. Doing good in the world. I’d much rather be out helping people than be sat at home praying and doing nothing. Besides, doing nothing is no fun. It’s boring, and I don’t like boring things. I like fun. And helping people is fun.

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  • LinuxGamerTheist LinuxGamerTheist

    The simple answer to the question 8s no, August, why would you ever think that to be a good idea?

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