Skyrim Infects Sweet Grandmother with a Cussing Demon
Skyrim is a pixelated Facebook ‘Flash’ game that has taken off like wildfire on the internet. While at first look most parents would think thing the choppy, slow game was just some poor programmer’s last ditch effort to make money on a Farmville styled gaming engine, as proven by Tyson Bowers III this game is heavily infested with demonic and cult references.
More evidence of this game’s truly evil nature is exposed in the following YouTube video. In this video we can see a sweet grandmother has come to visit her family for Christmas. The kids are playing Skyrim on their interneted HDTV and tell granny to take a spin. You can see immediately her eyes gloss over and at 31 seconds Satan powerfully manifests and wags his power.
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Author: Abe
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2:50 pm
“Skyrim is a pixelated Facebook ‘Flash’ game that has taken off like wildfire on the internet. ”
No, actually, it’s a full game purchasable for 360/ps3/pc.
“While at first look most parents would think thing the choppy, slow game”
… Wrong again.
Your article is completely inconsistent with the other articles written on this site.
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3:08 pm
eh depending on the graphics card it can be a bit slow
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3:43 pm
skyrim is 4 xbox 360 and other game consoles
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5:22 pm
and pc
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4:10 pm
Abe, please stop huffing paint…
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5:23 pm
It obviously doesn’t mix well with the cat shit.
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5:26 pm
Why is flash in quotes? Do you even know what flash is?
“While at first look most parents would think thing the choppy, slow game was just some poor programmer’s last ditch effort to make money on a Farmville styled gaming engine, as proven by Tyson Bowers III this game is heavily infested with demonic and cult references.”
You don’t know shit about programming. Farmville styled? You are an idiot.
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3:24 am
If skyrim was for facebook for free it would be boss, though.
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5:26 pm
Farmville makes money from the natural human urge to have an advantage over each other, charging outrageous amounts of money for in-game items and deeply integrating it with a social network. Skyrim immerses the player in a fantasy world for a single $60 payment.
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6:17 pm
I drove the bus off a cliff because the bible made me do it.
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6:52 pm
I thought that was Susan until the cat walked in. Now I think it is Claire!
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4:09 pm
It probably is Susan. LOL!
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7:32 pm
Skyrim is a 3D console game that has racked up MILLIONS for the developers. It is the 5th game in The Elder Scrolls series. Cat shit is NOT good for your brain Abe
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2:34 am
So why does the video have nothing to do with what abe is talking about? I mean it’s normal for this site do make up stuff but most the time they have some crappy MS paint image to go with it.
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3:21 am
I think Abe needs to stop smoking cigarates, raping children, masturbating, and eating cat shit.
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6:12 am
That’s what theez demonic “games” do to people. No one is safe from this temptation, even the elderly.
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4:38 pm
Has it ever occurred to you that some people just curse normally and a game had nothing to do with it? I would imagine that idea never crossed your mind because its so much easier to blame something else.
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5:22 pm
This is why the church dosent allow web plug-ins.
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5:40 pm
ya they like to “plug-in” with the kids instead.
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4:31 pm
It is painfully obvious that the author of this story has no idea of what he is writing. And the sad part is that you are blindly backing the author. Skyrim is in no way what-so-ever a web plug in game of any type. Skyrim is not a Facebook game in any way either. Your ridiculous false warnings might scare people who have no clue what you are talking about. But, to those who know what you are referring to find it just sad. People who know what Skyrim is such as me know you are lying and it just proves to push us further away from the teachings you are trying to achieve. In other words, if you are going to point finger, at least have the decency to know what you are talking about.
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7:15 pm
Well, that’s just idiotic, August.
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12:39 am
simply LOL I can’t said much it’s simply stupid
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4:24 am
The funny thing is that I’ve cussed WAY more playing Mario Kart then I ever have playing Skyrim…Fucking blue shells…
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5:50 am
Mario’s Kart has already been investigated and undeniable proof was found that it leads to increasing numbers of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment.
Please read Dr. Billing’s Expose here: http://christwire.org/2009/09/is-video-gaming-a-threat-to-americas-high-school-jock-culture/
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6:00 am
Yes, because I totally believe something Billings wrote. Video Games lead to literally NONE of those things…Except for maybe unemployment, but in that case it’s the dumbasses fault for playing video games instead of going to work. I play video games and always make sure I have plenty of time to get ready for work
And while I have you to talk to, can I see some of that “undeniable” proof you spoke of? Because that link just sent me to some bullshitt article
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5:01 pm
Have you ever actually played or even seen anything you condemn? That is the perfect example of ignorance.
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