America, The Cat Situation is Out of Control

Adam Nelson
• ChristWire
February 28, 2012 3:54 am253 comments

Cats are miserable creatures that are destroying our ecosystem. Every moment we let strays wander through our cities and our countryside, we ebb closer to a ecological disaster. America, it is time for us to take action against the greatest homegrown terrorist of all: cats.

Felines are a very evil-spirited creature by their nature. In ancient lore, they were oft associated with death and destruction, and even in modern times we all know the Broadway musical Cats showed Satan manifest himself as a four-pawed, meowing vermin. Yes, Magical Mr. Mephistopheles application to real life is demonic.

But even beyond the fascinating history of cats and dark forces in various cultures, there is a more immediate concern that any level-headed person must appreciate. Cats are dangerous, especially when they are without confinement to a home.

At this point, some liberals will get angry and say the only dangerous cat is one without shots and not fixed. That is not true. Every cat is dangerous because cats are predatory. The predatory nature of a cat cannot be trained out, so whenever one is loose, it will wreck havoc on the ecosystem.

Let’s talk facts:

Invasive species. An invasive species is a lifeform that causes destruction within the local flora or fauna of an ecological community. There are nearly 100 million cats in America and of that number, only an estimated 20 million have official owners. Every cat is predatory and vicious, willing to maim anything it can kill. Keep those facts in mind.

Fact: 1. Cat Life Span

Cats usually live to around 15 or 20 years. In this lifetime, a cat can kill thousands of native animals: birds, squirrels, rabbits and humans, by infant asphyxiation or serving as a deadly disease vector. Due to the longevity of cats, their problem is akin to a snowball rolling down the hill. New vermin are born and just cluster up with their elders to cause decades of disaster for all other life on Earth.

Cat heartlessly mauls and murders a helplessly endangered bird species to death.

Fact: 2. Cats Are Murderous Deadly To Endangered Species

In this very, very brilliant study from University of San Diego, we find that cats are murderous and deadly. They threaten animals like the California newt. They hunted the Kiwi to extinction.

Our study above found that one stray cat in the wild, on average, will kill: 25 native mammals, 15 birds and 12 lizards, on average. Multiply that number by the 100 million strays we have estimated and you can see the ecological crises that worries all good conservationists.

Fact:  3.  Few Natural Predators, High Kill Value

On average, an unsupervised cat will kill approximately 60 animals a year.  This means that on average, in the US alone, cats are killing over 2 billion native animals per year.

In 2010 alone, stray cats killed over 480 million birds in the US.  33 species of bird when extinct due to cat predation.  The loss of all these birds destroyed by invasive cat species cost the US economy an estimated $17 billion.

The time has come to get serious about rounding up all stray cats. If a cat is not with a human, it is a stray.  We must get this idea into our heads.

Cats are not only a threat because they have high reproduction values. Fixing them is not enough. We must make laws that make it illegal for stray cats to exist. Just as if a person let their dog off a leash and run stray, it should be an issue with animal control, so must it be with cats.

Felines are deadly. They destroy the ecosystem when left to their own vices. They are costing us billions of dollars a year. The only solution is to find responsible owners who do not let their cats go stray, or immediately euthanize any stray cats at an animal shelter. We must get aggressive and protect our land from the new terrorist of the animal kingdom.

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253 Comments

  • Kudos, Adam, for speaking out so bluntly and sensibly about an important issue that is inexplicably taboo in our catwashed Western societies.

    Cats, domestic and feral, are a menace that kill native animals by the fucking dumpster full.

    No matter how well fed they are, they hunt day and night. Bells don’t help — they quickly learn to stalk without ringing the bell.

    Cat owners who claim that their cats don’t kill or that they only kill other invasive species are either liars or self-servingly self-deluded.

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    • domestic cats only kill animals people don’t like, such as pigeons and rats.

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    • That’s utter, fucking toxoplasma-riddled cat shit, Herb.

      As I said in my original comment, cat owners who claim that their cats don’t kill or that they only kill other invasive species are either liars or self-servingly self-deluded.

      Which one are you?

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  • Great article, I really hope these wretched creatures can be culled to at least a reasonable level. This will give the natural fauna some chance to flourish.
    One important danger you may have neglected to mention is the danger these creatures present to human health. Toxoplasmosis is a nasty parasite spread primarily by cats. The parasite can cause encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) and neurologic diseases, and can affect the heart, liver, inner ears, and eyes (chorioretinitis). Recent research has also linked toxoplasmosis with brain cancer, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and Schizophrenia.
    It is especially dangerous to pregnant women, and can cause congenital defects and brain damage to their unborn children. It is also thought to be behind the “Crazy Cat Lady” syndrome, where mentally-ill women keep dozens of cats, often strays.

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    • Excellent point, Jeb.

      Toxoplasma also causes car accidents

      http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2334/9/72/

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    • I think we need to expand this idea into the human species. nature used to efficiently cull the weakest links but with the advancement of society the stupid supersede the intelligent. those who are stronger, faster, smarter, better, they are a rarity now and the only way to save our species from overpopulation is to have a decennial civil war. conflict is an efficient method for removing weakness.

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  • And kills sea otters.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4729810.stm

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  • I’d rather work on the better probables the USA has, like the religion thing.

    Also of all the game you call evil, how long you going to wait to talk about Diablo 3 or is that a good bible game not many know about?

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    • Yes, I agree that faltering Christian beliefs are a more serious problem, just not with cats.

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  • “They hunted the Kiwi to extinction.”

    I had to stop at this sentence. The Kiwi bird still exists, it isn’t extinct.

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    • Find a small, inconsequential error and use it as an excuse to avoid the big, valid, important point. Good one.

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      • If the christwire folk actually did research, then they wouldn’t get something as simple as “is the kiwi bird still alive” wrong. 5 seconds of research would show him the answer. 5 seconds it seems Adam is too busy using to hate cats.

        I mean really? Euthanize EVERY stray cat? Goin do far as to call them terrorists? He is a madman!

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        • Look at what you’re doing. You’re making a mountain out of a small mistake so you can ignore the real, valid, important point of the article.

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          • Hell are you talking about? Adam really is crazy. He wants to murder cats to extinction when they do nothing wrong. And if it weren’t for predators, carnivores would grow without abandon and start using up resources.

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          • Uh… I have to say “no” or “not relevant” to all your points.

            “Adam really is crazy.” I have no idea whether that’s true, but it’s not relevant.

            “He wants to murder cats to extinction.” Again, I have no idea whether that’s true, but it’s not relevant.

            “when they do nothing wrong” The word “wrong” implies a moral capacity. Cats have no concept of morality. They just kill shit, no matter how endangered it is.

            “And if it weren’t for predators, carnivores would grow without abandon and start using up resources.”

            I think you mean “herbivores” and “with abandon”, but the kind of small native animals that cats kill are never going to cause a corn shortage in America.

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          • I’m still waiting on my burrito

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    • Kiwis may not be extinct yet, but the species are under threat. Introduced mammals like weasels and cats are to blame.

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      • Again, Jeb, you cut through to the heart of the matter. You are one incisive son of a gun.

        From Wikipedia on the kiwi:

        “Introduced mammalian predators, namely stoats, dogs, ferrets, and cats, are the number one threat to kiwi.”

        “The very small Little Spotted Kiwi, Apteryx owenii is unable to withstand predation by introduced pigs, stoats and cats, which have led to its extinction on the mainland.”

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      • You’re very correct. But that doesn’t mean we should murder cats and make their species go exctinct. It’s not their fault, it’s instinct and they also have to eat. And even if we hot rid of cats, they would go extinct from other introduced mammals like stoats, pigs, dogs, and ferrets.

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        • Dragonman, I think you should stop using the word “murder” when it comes to cats. People get murdered; animals just get killed.

          This species, Felis catus, is not part of nature. It’s a human creation. It was created from wild felids via artificial selection, just like chihuahuas were bred from wolves.

          Domestic cats are not part of the natural world, any more than some horror-movie genetically modified pig-rat that escaped from a mad scientist’s lab would be part of the natural world.

          When endangered species are being killed by man-made cats and dogs it’s the cats and dogs that need to give way.

          You say: “And even if we hot rid of cats, they would go extinct from other introduced mammals like stoats, pigs, dogs, and ferrets.”

          Perhaps. Perhaps not. In any case it would give us more time to save the kiwis, or any of the thousands of other species that cats will end up driving to extinction.

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          • I’m saying they aren’t the only threat. Murdered, killed, I see no difference. And they aer not made from artificial selection. They were a smaller breed theat was domesticated

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          • “Murdered, killed, I see no difference”

            You see no difference between the killing of an animal and the killing of a human being?

            “And they aer not made from artificial selection.”

            You need to brush up on your definitions.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_selection

            Artificial selection is how we got homing pigeons and great danes and chihuahuas and goddamn fucking cats.

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          • nature isn’t pretty, you know. If cats are causing his much trouble then they are obviously the superior in the animal kingdom

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          • Well, of course nature is an abattoir. But in this case it’s us who handed the cats the white gumboots.

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          • I would never put boots on my cat.

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          • unless it was Puss in Boots.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Feral cats bring havoc and malaise whenever they invade a smaller land mass like an island. They will crown themselves Lord over all smaller animals that have never needed to adapt to a pouncing threat. For larger land masses, like North America, it is only a matter of time.

    Feral cats were observed in remote wilderness around Kˉılauea volcano on Hawai‘i Island as early as 1840 by explorer William Brackenridge. Mark Twain was so horrified by the great abundance of cats when he visited Honolulu in 1866 that he reported his observations as a dire warning of invasion in the Sacramento Union newspape:

    I saw… tame cats, wild cats, singed cats, individual cats, groups of cats, platoons of cats, companies of cats, regiments of cats, armies of cats, multitudes of cats, millions of cats…

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    • isn’t malaise some kind of spread? that’s awesome! good thing I own a cat!

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  • Christwire has confused cats with ourselves.

    “Fact: 1. Cat Life Span”
    YES, they live a long time, YES they hunt birds, but not to the point of endangerment. WE live LONGER than cats. WE hunt MORE than cats. The ones who should be drug out into the streets and shot is US.

    “Fact: 2. Cats Are Murderous Deadly To Endangered Species”
    No, WE are deadly. The ONLY reason that we have endangered species is because all WE care about is expansion. You can’t call yourself a conservative if you don’t see that.

    “Fact: 3. Few Natural Predators, High Kill Value”
    WE have no natural predators but ourselves. WE are the ones who are a danger to the planet.

    We are the endangerment to our world. Not cats. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!

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    • Cats are part of the destruction that the human species inflicts on the natural world. Without us there would be no domestic cats and feral cats. We broke it; we need to fix it.

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      • with out us, there would be no war in the world. We/famine/starvation cause MUCH more destruction to the human species than any animal you buffoon.

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        • I was not talking about “destruction to the human species”, you buffoon.

          I was talking about the destruction that the human species does to other species, you buffoon.

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          • Why are you talking about the destruction we cause on an article talking about how cats are evil?

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          • Because they are saying that the cat’s are the reason that we are causing the destruction of the world or some shit like that.

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          • Seriously, do you have an acquired brain injury? Because if you do I will make some allowances. Just let me know.

            You just said: “Why are you talking about the destruction we cause on an article talking about how cats are evil?”

            Man make cat.

            Cat kill mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians.

            Cat kill mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians in man’s neighbourhood.

            Cat go out in the wild.

            Cat kill mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians in the wild.

            There be billions of cats.

            There be billions of cats killing billions of mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians.

            Every fucking day.

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          • Man did not make cat. Nature did. Thank you.

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          • When you say “Thank you” like that, do you have any idea of how horribly conceited it sounds?

            Re your execrable declaration that “Man did not make cat. Nature did.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Taxonomy_and_evolution

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          • This tells me nothing.

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          • It doesn’t tell you that man created cat by selective breeding?

            Do you really think Mr Tiddles was just sitting out there somewhere in the Middle East, tapping his paw waiting for some African hominid to evolve into homo sapiens just so he could get a free tin of tuna? Are you fucking mad?

            Tell me you are not at university studying biology or ecology or any other life science.

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      • No, with out us, the world would not be in the state it’s in. Domestic and Feral cats have nothing to do with it.
        Cat’s are NOT part of the destruction of the world. WE are doing it BY OURSELVES.
        Last time I checked, all a cat needs is food, water, and someone to play with and love.
        They hunt as a basic instinct. They have nothing to do with this “end of the world” bullshit. THANKYOU!!

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        • You say: “with out us, the world would not be in the state it’s in.”

          Truer words have never been spoken.

          You say: “Domestic and Feral cats have nothing to do with it.”

          Oh, but they have a bit to do with it. They kill billions of birds, mammals, reptiles and amphibians every year.

          Even as we speak they’re killing unknowable numbers of mammals, birds, reptiles and amphibians.

          You say: “Last time I checked, all a cat needs is food, water, and someone to play with and love.

          That’s emotional twaddle that contradicts your very next sentence: “They hunt as a basic instinct.”

          Yes, yes they do. And that is the very problem we’re talking about.

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          • What I mean by that is, they do it because it’s their instinct. NATURE TELLS THEM TO. If nature deems it, then it is right. The only reason why one species would die off would be to make room for another, to keep equality in the world. Without equality, the world would utterly fail. Understand?

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          • “The only reason why one species would die off would be to make room for another, to keep equality in the world.”

            Of course! That’s why the dodo went extinct — to make room for all the cats, dogs, rats and pigs that the Dutch sailors introduced to Mauritius!

            How could I ever have thought otherwise? How could I have been such a … well … dodo?

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          • Seriously, you need to talk to your nature goddess about getting some remedial ecology lessons.

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          • Why do you say that? My goddess knows all. She is all. We have nothing to teach her. Don’t be so rude.

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          • Gaia preserve us!

            You say: “My goddess knows all. She is all. We have nothing to teach her.”

            I wasn’t saying we needed to teach her anything.

            I was saying that she needs to teach you some remedial ecology. And now I think she should teach you some reading comprehension as well.

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          • Simple misunderstanding Exbrony. No need for the FUCKING insults sweetie. I am perfectly fine. If I need remedial ecology, you need remedial common sense. That’s just that.
            It’s ok sweetie, we all get frustrated with something every now and then. If you want I can help you learn some. I know a thing or two.

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          • LOL the only thing pagans know about nature is how to sacrifice animals to Lilith.

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          • Jesus H. Crispy Christ on a goddamn pogo stick!

            Ex-Atheist, I’ll be a nature goddess’s sweet, sticky nectar poop if Emo_Paganess isn’t the most surly, passive-aggressive person with whom I’ve argued on the internet this week.

            And just last night we were being all civil and talking about cello bands!

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          • the dodo went extinct because humans hunted it to extinction. A terrible mistake on our part but it’s only a testament to the necessity of preservation. I’m not as extreme as Emo_Pagan, but the continuity of our natural resources is of primary importance when it comes to progress.

            plus cats are awesome pets, so soothing to pet and I don’t have to take it outside.

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        • “Last time I checked, all a cat needs is food, water, and someone to play with and love.

          Like you said, they certainly do need food and water, and a certain amount of shelter might help. However, they do not need “someone to play with and love”, otherwise feral cats wouldn’t exist.

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  • God damn you people are imbeciles.
    Kiwi= Not Extinct
    Cats are predators, yes, but thats ONLY BIG CATS, i.c. Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs etc.

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    • I wouldn’t be tossing around the word “imbecile” as much as you do if I resembled it as much as you do.

      Are you seriously saying that lions, tigers and cheetahs (and, I presume, leopards and jaguars) are the only carnivorous felids?

      At what point to cats stop killing shit and start eating plants? At ocelot size? Or lynx size?

      Tell me, what do domestic and feral cats eat? Is it lettuce? Or tomatoes?

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      • FOOOOD!! Jesus christ!! Don’t you know basic BIOLOGY?! PHYSICAL SCIENCE?! ANY SCIENCE AT ALL?!
        LOOK IT UP!! You might learn something.
        Here, let me help you!!!

        http://www.globalchange.umich.edu/globalchange1/current/lectures/kling/ecosystem/ecosystem.html

        GET READING!!

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        • Bullshit misdirection. What do you think ecologists have to say about cats?

          What do you think cats fucking eat?

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          • Again, FOOOD. did you even read the damned page? If you notice the cycle it shows, you’ll know what I’m talking about!!

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          • Food chain, food web, yada yada yada. It’s biology/ecology 101 at best.

            What’s your point? Where does it say that cats don’t kill shit?

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          • No, I’m saying that everything’s a cycle. If the species is not meant to die off, it rebounds to keep equality. If a species becomes too much, predators increase, and other problems occurr naturally to decrease the population to keep equality in the world. Make sense?
            Basic thing to know.

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          • “If the species is not meant to die off, it rebounds to keep equality.”

            That’s your problem right there. You’re trying to impose your supernatural beliefs on the natural world.

            There is no “purpose” or “balance” in nature. Animals that can kill other animals will always kill other animals. The animals that can’t get away from them will always be killed. Animals that are out-competed for food (be that food meat or veg) will die of starvation.

            When the human species suddenly introduces cats, rats, dogs, pigs, foxes, rabbits and cane toads into an ecosystem that has never seen those things before, a whole lot of species go extinct.

            What happens next is not up to Jesus or your goddess; it’s up to us.

            But ultimately it doesn’t matter because there’s that whole sun problem that’s going to happen in a few billion years…

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          • Umm no actually, they teach that in Biology. It’s not “supernatural.” It’s BIOLOGY.
            http://www.phschool.com/webcodes10/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.gotoWebCode&wcprefix=cbk&wcsuffix=9999

            Online text book. Study it. It mentions equality in the book.

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          • You say: “If the species is not meant to die off”

            Who decides whether species die off? Who?

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          • Do I look like I know this? All I know is that It’s not my descision nor is it some cat’s descision. Jeeze!!

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          • Total cop-out. You have been saying that there is purpose, meaning and direction in nature, that species only go extinct when some higher power intends for them to go extinct.

            That is not true. I hope you’re beginning to grasp that now.

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          • I didn’t say higher power. I said nature. Nature is a cycle. Its NATURAL!!

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          • “Nature is a cycle. Its NATURAL!!”

            That is a meaningless statement. What is it meant to mean?

            Say you and me take a trip to the Galapagos Islands and we take a whole heap of cats and rats and pigs and let them loose and they kill half of the coolest animals and birds on the islands. A bunch of species go extinct because of what we did.

            Is that “natural”?

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      • “Are you seriously saying that lions, tigers and cheetahs (and, I presume, leopards and jaguars) are the only carnivorous felids?”

        No, this article is talking about domestic cats, and I am saying that domestic cats aren’t predators.

        “Tell me, what do domestic and feral cats eat? Is it lettuce? Or tomatoes?”
        Cats do eat meat, but thats because WE CHOOSE to make food for them. It’s the same with domestic dogs, we don’t make them hunt, we kill to make food for them AND us.

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        • “I am saying that domestic cats aren’t predators”

          You are, and I say this with all the respect I can muster … well, I was going to say that you are a complete fucking idiot, but I suppose I should just say that you are abysmally ignorant.

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        • So let me get this straight. Domestic cats and feral cats never kill anything, ever?

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          • I’ve said this before, it’s not that they don’t kill anything, it’s that they arn’t going to cause the extinction of an entire species untill it’s meant to go out. Even then it wouldn’t be JUST cats. There would be other factors such as disease, lack of food, lack of space in an ecosystem, etc.

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          • Who “means” for a species to “go out”?

            Your nature goddess?

            If that’s what you mean to say it’s no different to Sarah Palin saying “Drill, Babay, drill!” because Yahweh-Jehovah-Allah gave man dominion over the earth.

            You gotta back your shit up with facts, not fairy stories.

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          • I’m not telling fairy tales. The world changes and animals evolve. They change over time. Sometime a species is lost, it’s characteristics arn’t though. Look at the wooly mammoth. They used to be all over the place. Some of their characteristics still exist within today’s elephants. Mammoths only exist in museums now though. Get it?

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          • Who killed the wooly mammoths? Oh! That’s right! Humans and/or climate change.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth#Extinction

            What’s your point?

            And are you studying this stuff? If so, you should be failing. =(

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          • You’re not getting my point. They went extinct because of natural causes. They had to go to make room for the increasing number of humans. Make sense?

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          • “They had to go to make room for the increasing number of humans. Make sense?”

            No, it doesn’t make sense at all.

            Who decided that “they had to go to make room”? Jesus? Or your nature goddess?

            Or are you just trying to be poetic about the fact that the homo sapiens who wandered across the land bridge from Siberia speared and ate them all?

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          • Poetic I guess. But, you know, I like to be poetic. It confuses people.

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        • domesticated cats are indeed predators.

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    • Obviously you don’t understand what the word predator means. I suggest you look the word up before you make a bigger fool of yourself.

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    • Never mind that, i wanted a picture, instead you get some gibberish. Shouldn´t have any problem with that though.

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  • And if 33 birds went extinct due to stray cats, there would have been something on/in the news saying so, and somebody would have actually decided to kill cats. Rats and Pigeons carry much more disease than cats, and the bird in the picture you have of the cat killing the “endangered” bird is a crow.

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    • AN EXCELLENT POINT!! Thankyou Herbert.

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      • It’s not an excellent point. It’s toxoplasma-loaded cat shit.

        Animals go extinct every day. There is very, very rarely anything about it on the news. And even if there was, what are the odds that either of you would be watching?

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        • Because I’m a news junkie. I am the odds. Thank you.

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          • OK, news junkie. What’s the latest with that whole atheist girl thing in Rhode Island?

            You won’t need any names since you know everything in the news =)

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          • It’s a girl who faught for the right of freedom of religion. She didn’t believe in it so therefore, she didn’t want to do it.(so in her case it would be a freedom FROM religion because Athieism is not a religion) She had a successful lawsuit.

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          • She had been getting threats online and called names on talk-shows. She had to be escorted to school by police.

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          • That sounds horrible, she’s shoving her atheist beliefs in the collective faces of her classmates. Not only that but she’s not even woman enough to go back to that school and face the consequences of her actions.

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          • that sounds reasonable, but why was there a lawsuit… about a constitutional right?

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          • She’s not shoving her beliefs in anyone’s face. She was expressing that it wasn’t fair that she had to do something that she didn’t believe in. She had every right to do so.

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          • Oh yes, because looking at a banner that wishes you the best is such an unimaginable travesty…

            Seriously these atheists are trying as hard as they can to remove god from this one nation under god. Too bad it’s moot point since they’re not really citizens.

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          • Jessica Ahlquist is the awesomeness.

            http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/02/25/jessica-ahlquist-on-cnn/

            She’s weathering the death threats and the hatred of her whole community — her state congressman went on radio and called her “an evil little thing”. But she’s going on TV, smiling and being articulate and generally wonderful.

            My vote for teenager of the year!

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    • It’s difficult to say exactly what the bird is, as most of it is covered, but it most certainly is not a crow. It looks like the wing markings of a Hairy woodpecker.

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  • To the Egyptians, cats where considered Gods. Who were the Egyptians again? Oh yeah, the enslaved the Jews until the Jews received help from “God” and fled, thus causing the Exodus.

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    • Do you have a point?

      I assume you know that all that Old Testament stuff about the Hebrews being enslaved in Egypt is complete fabrication unsupported by the voluminous historical evidence to the contrary.

      But the Egyptians really do have a weird cat thing. It’s like a strange superstitious hangover. Have you ever been to Cairo? The place is crawling with cats and blind, stray, mewling kittens. I have never seen anything like it. It’s bizarre and sad, and a bit creepy. A David Lynch kind of vibe, blended with a Burroughs kind of thing (though I never did fuck any little Arab boys).

      I did buy a little statue of Bast the cat goddess from a pushy little street urchin, but I have no idea where it is now.

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      • I’d call the Sky Wizard a cat, being the fickle man he is… but then that would be unfair to every other animal he created.

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      • “But the Egyptians really do have a weird cat thing. It’s like a strange superstitious hangover.”

        Cats in ancient Egypt were what cows still are to many indians, holy.( the Indians from India, not the ones you, the proud and fond of their Homeland USAians, are said to have driven near to extinction without even being cats, which i am sure is just a big misunderstanding.)

        We good Europeans of course have no such fallibilties like driving people to madness…i mean extinction.., or like killing people because we think we are cats.

        Ultimately,………i have gone off point.
        Secondly ultimately, my good friend the Cat Sith says that too many people here took the movie “Cats and Dogs” too seriously and that you are a bunch of blithering you know whats.

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        • I never once saw a Native American, why must you blaame me for something I couldn’t physically do?

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          • Well, if you never saw a native American and you are a modern time American, that says enough about the people that came before you.
            Also, i did not blame anyone, i clearly stated it must have been a big misunderstanding in another comment.
            (Between us though, i get your point, its like calling a modern Day German a Nazi just because some Germans at some point in history were Nazis)

            Ultimately then, i am not a wired Christ so as being a normal human, i am sorry if you felt insulted but then again, my boss told me he will fire(like thats gonna hurt)me if I am not bad and vengeful enough.

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          • Nah, I’m not really mad.

            you should join the pony party, we have donuts… and Duptrot.

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  • The last bird went extinct in 1988.

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    • Just for shits and giggles, what bird was that, and on what authority was it declared extinct?

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  • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

    Adam that was a fine piece on cats. Like any real man I own a dog. It seems no matter how many of these cats I blow away with my pump 12 gauge Mossberg 500 they just keep coming back. It is very time consuming for me and my hound dog to hunt these diseased strays down and put em’ down on the spot. But as a responsible homeowner I feel its my duty to keep up this crusade against evil.

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    • YOU KILL CATS? You make me SICK!! You sick MOTHERFUCKER!! Why would you kill them? That’s wrong!! You know, your BIBLE says THOU SHALT NOT KILL!! Which means, unless you’re hunting it for food, or other needs(such as warmth), you can’t do it!

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      • Thou shalt not kill only applies to humans. Stop applying our morality to animals, it doesn’t work as god didn’t design them with our level of intelligence.

        Also your law of circles says that we have a moral duty to destroy cats since another animal will fill its spot.

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      • As has already been pointed out, THOU SHALT NOT KILL applies to other humans only. Brother Bane is killing for kindness, because he cares for other animals so much. He doesn’t say he enjoys it, it is more a duty he does for the greater good.

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        • If he cared for animals so much, he wouldn’t kill cats. He’s not showing kindness, he’s showing stupidity.

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          • Killing animals can be a very humane thing. Overpopulation leads to suffering of all.

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          • You’re right, Overpopulation does lead to suffering of all. Maybe we should kill off a-lot of the humans too, since we have overpopulated this planet.

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          • That’s an option. Unfortunately one continent has 1/3 of the world’s population. So that would be a natural area to start. But you bring it up and all of the sudden you are “racist”.

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          • I was being sarcastic August, but thank you. And If they ever considered it, they would actually start with the most oblivious continent. America. Americans tend to be more oblivious to these kinds of things. All they would have to do is tell them that something special is happening and they would go to it like a moth to the flame. Just simple logic.

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          • Nazi_Pagan…
            You imply that there needs to be a genocide yet you must insist that it has to be Americans.
            Why are you so racist against Americans? Do you seriously want to level all of this American progress so you can hunt buffalo and squat wherever you like primitives do?

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          • first off, name’s Emo_Pagan. I fucking hate the nazis.
            Seccond of, I was only telling the truth. That doesn’t mean that I want to be rid of America, I was just saying that most Americans are gullible.

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          • Hey, cool it on the Nazi hate. My dad was one. Have some respect. They weren’t all that bad.

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          • That explains so much August, your father forced you into the Nazi propaganda BS that plagued Germany during those times. No wonder why you hate black people and Jews.

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          • No, my father passed away before I knew him. And those are mean things to say. DO you know how many Germans were former Nazis?

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          • Quite a few, actually, but that still doesn’t take away from the fact that you still hate black people, among other groups. Apparently your mother must’ve been a hardcore Nazi as well.

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          • Like it is a secret Claire. Do you have Werner Von Braun too?
            Actually my cousin Rachel is Jewish. Her last name is Weisz too.

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          • I have a cousin named Rachel. And her last name is Weisz.

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          • I bet August had fun throwing rocks at her and calling her ‘filthy’ when he was a kid then.

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          • LN she is like 9 years younger than I am. She was a black sheep because she lived with a guy unmarried for a long time. But now she married a nice guy Daniel.

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          • So you picked on someone who was 9 years younger than you? Damn you’re petty.

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          • No, I saw her only on hilidays and family reunions. She’s pretty well to do. I havent seen her work.

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          • *holidays,

            And who said I picked on her Law?

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          • She’s Jewish and you hate people who aren’t Christian, and knowing how low you sink, there’s no doubt in my mind that you threw rocks at her while you were younger.

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        • Except the greater Good is not that great nor good for everyone, least of all cats if people like you and Mr. Nelson were in charge.
          My point in this?
          Well my point there is off point here, but i do put emphasis on the greater Good not being great nor good for everyone, as long as they keep their intelligence and refuse to be dumbed down.

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    • any real man owns a pet alligator, I named mine Gummy. he loves cake

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  • Here’s an incomplete list of birds whose extinction has been directly linked to cats. The true number will never be known, but it’s safe to say this is only the tip of the iceberg.

    Guadalupe Storm-Petrel (Mexico). 1912. Introduced cats.

    Bar-winged Rail (Fiji). 1973. Introduced mongooses and cats.

    Rodrigues Solitaire (Rodrigues Island). 1770. Hunting and introduced cats.

    Red-moustached Fruit-Dove (Marquesas Islands). 1950. Introduced owls, rats, and cats.

    Paradise Parrot (Eastern Australia). 1927. Habitat degradation, over-collecting, and cats.

    Snail-eating Coua (Madagascar). 1834. Over-collecting, deforestation, introduced cats.

    Laughing Owl (New Zealand). 1970. Over-collecting, habitat loss, introduced predators.

    Jamaican Poorwill (Jamaica). 1859. Introduced predators.

    Chatham Islands Fernbird (Chatham Islands). 1900. Fires, overgrazing, rats and cats.

    Bonin Grosbeak (Bonin Islands). 1900. Habitat loss and introduced predators.

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  • Orientals eat cats. Kind of gross.

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    • Chinese do. Not just “orientals” in general, and You’d be surprised at what you’d do when you’re desperate for food.

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    • It is definitely gross, but then again if China ever has famine us Americans have a ready foodstuff to help them out.

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      • Except you will not need that food-stash because since the Chinese have bought parts of Europe and since many European countries are much closer to China than the U.S.A, we will be giving them their food, with emphasis on giving i guess, not selling.

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    • any animal is tasty, even humans.

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    • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

      I find that if someone was to partake in some sort of odd meat, it’s to do with culture. In Australia they eat Kangaroos. It’s very odd. But I probably wouldn’t understand. I’m not Australian.

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  • Chinese and Koreans do. I live in Asia and I’ve never seen it, although there is a dog restaurant a few doors away from my house.

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    • By the way, eating cats and dogs is generally nothing to do with desperation, the meat is far more expensive than chicken or pork.

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  • I just put my reply in the wrong place, above.

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  • Cats will eat their owners bodies when they die. True story.

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  • Yup, here’s all the proof you need.

    Dog_2e4248_1461784.jpg

    (BTW I laughed my ass off reading this)

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  • I love how you’re ALL taking this seriously. For one, clearly the guy that wrote this artical (Adam, was it?) does not like cats. And that’s okay. He’s not a cat person. But for Christ sake, use some common sense! Cat’s kill. But so do we and every other animal on the fucking planet. If you want to stop animals murdering other animals (WHICH YOU CAN’T, ITS JUST WHAT THEY DO AS FUCKING ANIMALS), you might as well kill us all.

    We are all animals. God did not design us with any more intelligance than a goldfish. Because there is no God. Get over it. :)

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  • I was walking home from school today, and a group of cats ambushed me, ripped my bag, and the contents spilled out. The only good cats are stuffed cats and those who appear in manga (Japanese comics)

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    • Sorry to hear that, If you buy a new bag, submit the receipt to us and we will get you a refund out of the deacons fund. Just glad you are ok.

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      • Well the cats ripped a $30 backpack, tore the pages from a history textbook, 3 library books, and broke my pencil crayons. I have a spare backpack from the 2010 Winter Games as a gift, which means the deacons doesn’t have to pay for another bag. The cats racked up $130 in damage and since my parents know the owners of the cats. we are sending a lawsuit against them for “harassment”. Thanks for the support August.

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        • No problem. Coffers are deep right now. The book did better than Amazon and Barnes and Noble could have hoped. And membership is up nationwide.

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          • I’m sure the money in the coffers could go somewhere more worthier than a bag. For example, the money could fund or supply a church-sponsered school in a poor country. Which means more children can learn about God’s word.

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          • Bless you; we will spend that money on church based education science programs.

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    • Honey, you probably deserved it. Had you been harassing a few poor homosexuals that day? Perhaps dissing Skrillex…?

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  • Stop defending cats. They killed a puppy I bought a few years back. Teamed up on the poor fella. Oh how the poor children cried! If this isn’t Satan I don’t know what is.

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    • I know a bunch of cats that team up on other cats.
      Thing is, these cats all have a handicap, not kidding.
      The cats all have either an eye, a leg or even an ear-shell (“Ohrmuschel” i am not german but did not bother googling the term now as i know what i mean) missing.

      Fact is: crippled cats are hardcore.
      Fact is: these specific cats never touched children, only other cats who were trying to be cool and claim a hood which was never theirs to begin with.
      Fact is: Never claim land which is not yours to begin with
      Fact is: OOps, did i just say that?
      Fact is: Yes i did :)

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      • So much for invasive species…

        I can understand if you delete this, but believe me, i am not a hateful being, even if my boss says i should be.

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    • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

      Dear, Satan isn’t responsible for living creatures. He is only responsible for temptation. I’m very sorry to hear about your puppy, but the cats who killed your pet were only acting on instinct, an instinct that God gave them. Terribly sorry for your loss. I know I get upset when the stray down my street keeps leaving mice on my doorstep to the book shop. But the poor dear is just so proud, I find I can’t stay mad for too long.

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  • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

    Oh my goodness gracious! Why, none of this is true at all! Mr. Nelson, what on Earth could make you think of this? Why, there is so much misunderstanding going on, I can’t believe it!

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    • This is all true. Why do you hate science? I cannot wait to get a free day because this article inspired me to help round up some invasive species.

      I guess next you’ll say, America doesn’t have an illegal immigration problem either?

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      • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

        Why do YOU hate science, science flies us to the moon; religion flies us into buildings.

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      • Big deal, America, the father of nations, does have an immigration problem. While Berlusconi was still in Power he gave a tourist visa to everyone who landed on the coast. Top that!
        Europe said to Italy:” Solve this problem youself”
        Italy said to Erurope: “Va fan culo stronzi che siete, noi lo facceremo a nostro gusto e noi voliamo vedere qualche Euro.

        Point being, if you got the dollar, i bet many of you would have no problem having an immigration situation but would view it as a job creation opportunity.
        Its all money right? Money talks, right? I still got no money, but moneymaking subjects make for money-asking privileged ones, right.
        That is America, right?By all means, correct me if i am wrong, and if you can afford it.

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      • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

        Young one, why do you assume I hate science? I don’t believe I brought it up, although I’ll admit I don’t have a penchant for it. I believe cats do what they are intended to do, which was an instinct given to them by God.

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    • What do you mean with misunderstanding going on?
      Oh right, ok i get it but these wired christs…i mean wide Chrisztzszsuzsians , commonly known as Christians seem to simply have a very twisted view of what is actually going on in the “World”, but that is not a misunderstanding.
      That simply is an interpretation into the hypothetic world in which killing cats is no different from killing Jews, because they are so invasive, so all is well.
      A simple mind would guess…

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      • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

        The misunderstanding that cats are in cahoots with Satan. I know cats may seem vicious, but they just act like they’re supposed to act, the way god intended.

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  • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

    Look domestic cats aren’t great for the ecosystem but that doesn’t mean we can murder their entire species, they are quite intelligent for an animal.

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    • People get murdered, in Gulags for example, cats get killed.

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      • People in Gulags or Arbeitslager or Konzentratiounslager got killed with the non-asked for and intuitionnaly gifted with knowlegde of people who stated that many righteous people got killed to death.
        Also, because so many people got seriously murdered to death, my good friend the Cat Sith told me that if the only problems you had would be first world problems, you could just ask someone very slow for very deep explanations but he also mentioned that killing and murdering are not so unlike each other, especially after 00:00 a.m. since every Bloak knows that nothing special happens after 00:00 a.m., especially for Christians in a relationship..
        My point?(do you really still need one?)
        Yes, after midnight, any kill upon a being created by God, is murder anyway.And not because it is after midnight, but probably because some sociopath faked a christian belief so he can blame someone knowing the problem for only 5 seconds and be fond of it.+
        Moral of the story: If you claim to be christian, be sure to have read all wikipedia entries and Gutefrage.net as well as answerbag.com entries about any subject before submitting any opinion to any subject.
        Moral of this post: Before trying to make a distinction between kill and murder, there are more kills and murders going on than you can probably process.People get killed in the Gas chamber, and murdered on the streets, every day,or every other one at least.

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  • More Claire in 7 years:

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  • Claire fan club:
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  • Christian Intellectual

    Cats are evil creatures of the night we need to declare war on them before they destroy our planet.

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    • It helps to remove the tin foil from your brain before trying to make a response, there, Retard.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        The fact that a you support cats proves my point.

        L.N. are you a New Black Panther ?

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        • Again with the racism. Seriously, stop thinking that calling someone black is degrading.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Law. Negro;

            I don’t think that calling someone black is degrading but obviously YOU believe that because you are a racist darwinist (and you hate yourself).

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          • Except for the fact that I’m a white guy, you think I’m black, you hate black people, you attribute bad things happening with black people, you twist words that aren’t true whatsoever to suit your racist needs, and you’re calling a white guy black. You even think my last name is Negro, just admit it that you’re racist and you hate black people.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            I am not a racist, i believe that all Christians are equal.

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          • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

            Darling, I think you’re confused. Race and Religion are different things.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            yes and i only care about religion.

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          • LN, will you stop being so racist against black people. You really do offend me and hurt my feelings.

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          • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

            Continuing my conversation with Christian Intellectual; then it is not grammatically incorrect to state that “I am not a racist, i believe that all Christians are equal,” as racism has nothing to do with religion.

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    • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

      Please don’t say such things, Cats are just as much God’s creatures as everything living that He has created. They aren’t evil.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        After reading doctor Adam’s evidence you believe that cats are good ?

        Cats were created by pagan satanists they are NOT good creatures.

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        • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

          Excuse me sir, I don’t mean to get stern with you, but you weren’t there when God said let there be animals on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 B.C. at exactly 8:45 AM, and cats were certainly among the rest of God’s creatures. You are confused.

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      • “Look at you, still teasing a mentally challenged person…”

        It’s great that you’ve finally come out of the closet as a mentally challenged person Claire. However, we don’t really hold it against you. We understand that you were fooled by these Satanic creatures into caring for them. While you were under their spell, they managed to infect you with the horrific toxoplasmosis parasites from their fecal matter, no doubt while you slept. Later on, as the worms made their way through your body and drew you ever more closer to insanity, you were overwhelmed with a desire to collect more cats.
        After this things snowballed. You spurned all human contact, preferring the purring of a feline to the gentle voice of a relative or any would-be suitor. Fast-forward a couple of decades, and we have the typical scene. Not content with decimating all the local wildlife, the evil felines are chewing on their benefactor’s flesh, in full knowledge that they will get their belly full before some bleeding-heart organization steps in and adopts them all off to foster homes, where the hellish process will continue.

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        • Aziraphale_Angel Aziraphale_Angel

          Dear dear dear, I think what she was trying to say that in any context, you shouldn’t tease someone for being mentally challenged whether they are or not. And in case she is correct. You shouldn’t tease anyone for any reason. It’s not good form.

          Also, the next part of your response was very disturbing. I’ll let Crowley read it. He probably enjoys reading things like that. He finds it very amusing, that Demon.

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  • “Oh go suck a dick”

    Thanks for the homophobic insult. It goes well with your regular line of misogynistic insults.

    “I have never seen them kill anything other than European Starlings, House Sparrows, and mice”

    Anecdote =/= evidence.

    You say that blue jays and robins are rare because starlings and sparrows … what? Kill them? Out-compete them for food and/or nesting sites? And none of this has anything to do with cats?

    I look forward to you providing links to your evidence.

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  • Claire, you don’t even know what journalistic credentials are and now you pretend to know about animals.

    Cats will kill lots of things. We allow cats on the ranch to keep the rattlesnake population down as well as the mice. However if the population gets to high we need to cull them as a humane gesture.

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  • Claire, studies indicate that cats were responsible for 33 species of bird going extinct in 2010. Did you even read Adam’s article?

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  • “The MAJORITY of birds in North America, at least in New England..”

    You may not realize it, but that tiny, cold corner of the US you are holed up in is not representative of an entire continent.

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  • I will call you shorty

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  • Or it might be better!

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  • Grateful for what? The Kennedies? Dukakis?

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  • Claire is such a hypocrite. Just admit you’re insanely obsessed with these critters and let’s move on, kiddo! You know we all worry that you’ll end up in a house with 10 dozen of this things peeing on everything. Aren’t you at all worried about the same thing? We can’t control the cat population if people like you go around telling everyone that they’re better than Jesus as you seem to claim. Are you mentally insane? I guess that cat mental disease really has gotten to you. Not even LN is this dumb about a single subject.

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  • “Claire is such a hypocrite. Just admit you’re insanely obsessed with these critters and let’s move on, kiddo!”

    She likes cats, she isn’t obsessed with them much like how you are with gay people and gay sex.

    “You know we all worry that you’ll end up in a house with 10 dozen of this things peeing on everything.”

    1) You really shouldn’t ever mention terrible grammar again, just sayin’, and 2) the only reason why you think she’s going to have that many cats is because you think the only kind of man worth marrying is one who rapes children like you do.

    “Aren’t you at all worried about the same thing? We can’t control the cat population if people like you go around telling everyone that they’re better than Jesus as you seem to claim.”

    If people have cats, that keeps them off the streets, meaning there isn’t a wild cat problem. You don’t seem to understand that simple concept.

    “Are you mentally insane? I guess that cat mental disease really has gotten to you. Not even LN is this dumb about a single subject.”

    The retard insinuates that I’m dumb, how quaint.

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  • I said it was tiny and cold. Are you trying to argue that it is tropical and constitutes a large proportion of North America? Does the fauna of New England typify that of the whole continent?

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  • One time Claire made like seven grammar mistakes in one comment. I’m terrible at grammar, so I didn’t even notice. She demanded people show them to her, when they did she got so mad and then didn’t post for like a week.

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  • August, if that was directed at me, I was telling Billings he shouldn’t be bitching about others grammar; he claimed that Claire makes errors left and right and yet he doesn’t pay attention to his own at all, and I’ve still seen you make-fun of others when they make grammatical errors, and yet you just feign ignorance.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Law, August clearly typed Claire’s name and not yours. Are you so vain that you think every comment is directed at you?

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  • Except, Prissy, the only mention of bad grammar whatsoever prior to August’s post was me mentioning Billings’ issues. For once, he actually stayed slightly on topic instead of veering off.

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  • These comments take me back. Claire also hates gay people. http://christwire.org/2011/02/dancing-with-the-stars-season-12-cast-revealed/

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  • Those comments say otherwise.

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  • So August, I take it you strive for Fox News-level of bullshit?

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  • From a post:

    ……
    Claire:”so she’s probably been here a lot longer than us”
    You straight people and your “we were here first rhetoric”

    That’s what they said to my boyfriend when they beat him in high school after he came out.
    ……..

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  • I’ll take that as a ‘yes, I want to be just as bad about telling the truth as Fox News does’.

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  • Another one from a homosexual aimed at Claire:
    …..
    So you have a problem with our show, our sexuality and our spelling?

    “Fake Adam, who created an account to piss off Real Adam by fooling people into thinking that he had suddenly taken a liking to the male body”

    what is this, jr high? whats wrong with liking the male body?

    …………..

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  • Law, Claire likes posting old stuff from Billings, why can’t we post old stuff? You can verify it at the link above.

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  • You’re posting responses made by stupid people who didn’t bother to take one look past those posts and instead harass Claire just because she didn’t give a fuck about a show. That’s not ‘proof’ that she hates homosexuals.

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  • It’s funny that you bring that up Claire. You never did answer my question. Do you save all the comments I write about you? I wonder if you post them on your wall. The Snedster! So anyway, are your Mom and Dad on Facebook? Would love to get to know them better (though I feel like I do already).

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  • Hey Snedster, you’re weren’t on Facebook chat when you said you would. I waited for an hour. What’s going on?

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  • “What is YOUR evidence that I don’t know what journalistic credentials are?”

    Because you keep asking for them….

    “Journalistic credentials indicate that a person has been verified as working for a known publication.”

    Do you deny he produces official work for chrisTwire? Because he does. I even have a little ID card I can show if I want to interview someone to prove I am affiliated with this site and not someone trying to scam people. It has a watermark and everything

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  • They are ecological disasters yet hispters, atheists and eco-freaks adore them nonetheless!

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  • Don’t forget spinsters.

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  • Cats do far less to damage the environment than people do.

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