• Angry Hand of God Strikes Washington State with Fire, Gay Marriage to Blame

    February 16, 2012 3:04 pm 21 comments
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  • Tremble and howl with despair, Washingtonians.  For you have invoked the wrath of God!

    Look at your prize city of Seattle burn to the ground.  NASA scientists are terrified and shocked, for God has ripped through space-time itself to bring a torcherous wrath upon you and your children!

    You try to pretend that you love your children, yet you give gays the right to marry and adopt freely!  Don’t you know that for every one gay, four children are dallied!  You sick perverts of phallic thrusting grunting enablement shall learn today the powerful wrath of God.   Behold the wrath of God in Northern Washington!

    FOR IT IS WRITTEN!  (Isaiah 13:6-16).

    6 Wail, for the day of the Lord is near! It will come as destruction from the Almighty. 7 Therefore all hands will fall limp, And every man’s heart will melt!

     Even firefighters flee before the might of God!   Wail, sinister sodomites of Seattle!

    There is no amount of water that can quench the thirst of Satan’s burning desire to make every man a colonoscopy expert!  You have tried to make everyone practioners of proctology and care not that gay marriage sets the stage for child abduction, man on man seduction and societal destruction!

    Wail with fear, terror and heartache! This is but the tip of the ice cold iceberg that aways to rip the hull of SS Homosexuality!  The true fire of judgement burns much hotter!

    8 And they will be terrified, Pains and anguish will take hold of them; They will writhe like a woman in labor, They will look at one another in astonishment, their faces aflame. 9 Behold, the day of the Lord is coming, Cruel, with fury and burning anger, to make the land a desolation; And He will exterminate its sinners from it.


    A homosexual druid priest of gay marriage ceremony can be seen motioning his arm, trying to use his ferreting magic to put out the fire that dramatically consumes him. Firefighters can only watch as the masked magician of musky escapades dies by his words.

    This image is proof that God is angry and will not support homosexual ministers who claim to be able to ‘marry’ gay couples.  The Bible outlaws gay marriage and even if liberal politicians make laws in a state, you cannot overturn the will of God.

    What’s also telling in this image, is the warning from the scripture:  “And they will be terrified, Pains and anguish will take hold of them; They will writhe like a woman in labor, They will look at one another in astonishment, their faces aflame.”

     What person could read such words and not tremble in panic?  This verse is saying gays will experience birth pains.  How can a man, who has no place for a fully incubated child to exit, deal with the agony of childbirth?  That is a pain meant for women for their ancient sins of disobedience to her husband, but now the excrutiating curse and responsibility of women to push out a child naturally shall befall the groin of every gay man, for eternity?

    Is rump busting really worth that pain, gays?  And even after that you ‘will look at one another in astonishment, faces aflame’.  So you will have the pains of childbirth and be on fire, for all eternity.   Why would you choose to be gay, when faced with such wrath!

    Why would you wish this wrath upon humanity!

    10 For the stars of heaven and their constellations Will not flash forth their light; the sun will be dark when it rises, And the moon will not shed its light. 11 Thus I will punish the world for its evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; I will also put an end to the arrogance of the proud, and abase the haughtiness of the ruthless.

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    As shown in the powerful opening image, God reached through space-time to strike down Washington.  Some reporters will try to say this is not true, but they just have not yet seen the power of God.  Do not forget, time and space has been distorted and these truths are not yet revealed to all.  Be the day comes!

    Here, we see God striking Mount Saint Helens.  It looks like the new name will be Hell Ends!  This is God making a fiery wrath to pour down the intestines of every gay bum spreader!  You homosexuals may think a thrusty night without your little astrogliding luber leaves a nasty rug burn, but make no mistake!

    There is no worse flesh burn you can get than the kind of judgment awaiting your backsides!  The heated pitchforks of Satan have no mercy, my friend, and the devil loves nothing more than the plumped backside of those marinated in the juices of rampant homosexuality!  He will stoke you and poke you, making your combustible sins explode and cause you great torture.  Christians shall look down from heaven and wish you would have heeded our words and not been gay.  But you brought the fate upon yourself!

    14 And it will be that like a hunted gazelle, Or like sheep with none to gather them, they will each turn to his own people, And each one flee to his own land. 15 Anyone who is found will be thrust through, and anyone who is captured will fall by the sword. 16 Their little ones also will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered and their wives ravished (Isaiah 13:6-16).

    In this final stanza, we see gays are compared to gazelle.  How fitting that a fleety and timid David Spade type homosexual is used here in allegory.  I can only imagine that horrified faces of gays, looking like a zebra or frail antelope that just got caught in the middle of a lion’s pride!

    Run, run homosexuals!  You may try to escape the eyes of God, but do not forget!  Just like the stench of sewage is in your homes, the damnation you have wrought for yourselves is omnipresent!  None can escape the overwatching eye of their Creator!

    O, Washington!  Woe is thee!  You have brought the wrath of fire upon yourselves and maybe the rest of us.  Do not let damnation fall upon us.  Moral people of Washinton to the illiterate Gonzaga graduates in Spokane, you must all bond together.  Faithful and flagrant, scholar and grunger pothead.  The great enemy of your state is HOMOSEXUALITY and as you see in verse 16, even children shall be made ‘dashed to pieces’ if we do not stop the homosexual marriage now. 

    Stand firm and stand strong, my friends.  This wrath is coming for you and gay marriage is to blame!

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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