Armageddon 2012: God’s Plan to Destroy & Repopulate the Earth
(chrisTwire) – Doomsday 12.21.12 falls on a Wednesday this year. For most of us it’ll be a workday like any other, in spite of the fact that millions of people worldwide have created a global buzz about 122112… the day the biblical Armageddon begins that will nearly extinguished humanity and destroy the planet, according to the Mayan Long Count calendar.
The buzz has been good for the economy quietly generating tens of millions in sales for survival gear, gas masks, nuke suits, guns and water purification tablets generally from consumers who prefer to remain anonymous. I’m thinking now is a good time to stock up on Bic lighters so I can ride out that run. Many out-of-work contractors have revived their business or started companies that do nothing but build survival shelters.
And these modern-day shelters / fortresses are nothing like the underground backyard or community bomb shelters we had back in the 60s during the Cold War. Back then Christian men installed backyard bomb shelters to give their wives and children some sense of hope, but Dad knew the shelter would become the family crypt should they ever have need of it.
I grew up in Los Angeles as a kid during the 60s and attended a Catholic parochial school before I entered the public school system years later. Trust me every kid in the L.A. Unified School District had seen the 1946 footage of U.S. military operations on Christmas Island where America tested one of its “commie-killer” nuclear bombs. Admittedly we caught some flak over dispatching some Godless tribe of long forgotten heathen pygmies, but it was all for the greater good. Christians found closure knowing it was God’s will and the test was a huge success for the United States.
From the first grade on we knew that growing up in L.A. made us the fattest target on the mainland’s Western coast. Civil Defense entered our lives right after kindergarten and every child in the district had been trained to Duck and Cover. But once you’ve watched the Christmas Island footage and had that cherry popped no matter what the adults tell you after that, you know they’re lying. Only the tards on the short bus believed their school desks would somehow provide them with ample protection from a Russian commie-nuke targeted to strike L.A.
As kids we frequently talked about “the bomb” at school with friends and in church. We knew it could happen at any second, and without warning! From what we picked up being within earshot of adults we’d pretty much surmised that the Soviet Union was bad. We also knew the president of Mother Russia was a drunken Godless commie bum and it was his finger on the button; and that we’d be killed in the first strike. Yet somehow amidst this insanity our lives as children resumed and went on as usual.
This single family unit can be delivered and installed in your backyard
But God’s plan is not to destroy all mankind; it is to begin anew with survivors and their descendants who will repopulate the earth. That’s why the wealthy will appreciate these new 21st century shelters that have incorporated new technologies into tens of thousands of secret subterrain family shelters and large community shelters, many of which are Christian owned across the U.S. and the world. Equipped with all the amenities of the finest luxury hotels and stocked with ample power, food, water and bibles to sit out the effects of the Armageddon; but the best thing is that modern-day shelters are reasonably priced starting at just $400,000 for a single family unit.
The Radius Company of Texas has completed one large community shelter capable of housing 750 people, the price $41 million. Many underground Christian communities already in existence or currently under construction are fully equipped with commercial kitchens that can serve hundreds and have been stocked with 250 years of food. Industry contractors ink the deal by signing a contract that prohibits them from disclosing the location of any shelter.
In Spain today you can buy a full-floor luxury Condo in a large community shelter for around $1.7 million; they come fully furnished and are designed for your family’s comfort. A number of levels offer entertainment including theatres, a gym, spas, swimming pools, a church with a fellowship hall and several recreation areas.
This large luxury community shelter comes with all the amenities & comforts of home
These survival shelters are designed to house generations of people so they become family heirlooms that can be passed from generation to generation. And for today’s smart investor these Doomsday shelters; regardless of size is where the smart money is. Wall Street insiders have predicted the price for these subterrain shelters is going to spike like no bubble that’s ever burst in the housing market before. As the Doomsday Clock count down gets closer to Armageddon 2012 prices are going to soar.
And for you naysayers and the unsaved if it winds up being another Y2K you could quickly off-load it on the market at profit. Some investor’s claim the elite, powerful and wealthy will want to buy them if nothing happens making them a trendy new fad. Others will buy them up to wait out the next scheduled Armageddon? Perhaps we could pitch them to the homogay community to move into? Imagine the spin we could put on this…West Hollywood UDERGROUND! Certainly the options are limitless.
God’s master plan is to destroy and repopulate the Earth. Those survivors who can afford to buy into one of these Christian community shelters are part of God’s plan. They represent a segment of the population who are educated, wealthy, white and generally Republican. God’s chosen survivors living safely within these large Christian shelters know it is their responsibility to procreate, repopulate and to teach the story of Jesus to the next generation in order to build a future for mankind that only God can envision.
Doomsday shelters come in many sizes depending on your needs.
That leaves us, the poor but saved Christians who welcome the Rapture. The moment when all saved Christian souls will depart from their meat-bodies to rise up to Heaven, where Jesus has commanded all of God’s faithful to join Him!
Of course the fate of all non-believers is well known from Scripture. There will be those who didn’t prepare, those caught entirely by surprise. Most will be killed quickly but there will be unsaved surface survivors. Their fate is to compete for what resources are available; food, clean water, fuel, guns and ammunition become the new currency. People quickly turn on each other as society collapses into anarchy.
The 21st Century Bomb Shelters are ideal for the wealthy Christian Rural Survival Shelters are also popular
The unsaved on the surface live by raw animal instincts and form gangs for their mutual protection. These survivors will witness the Lord’s work as they watch Mother Earth morph into a dark sinister place, where they exist only as slaves of Lucifer. But when the deluge hits many more surface survivors will die. The only dry land for human occupation will be that which today sits above the 8,000 foot contour, which by the way is one of the requirements for all Christian community shelters.
Is your family prepared for the approaching holocaust?
For more information you can click on the following links. Only American contractors are listed below.
Vivos Shelters: http://www.terravivos.com/
Radius Engineering: http://www.bomb-shelter.net/
Hardened Structures: http://www.hardenedstructures.com/
Utah Shelter Systems: http://utahsheltersystems.com/
The Survival Center: http://www.survivalcenter.com/UG.html
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Author: Brother Johnathan Bane
Brother Johnathan Bane dedicated his life's work to the service of the Lord when he was a boy growing up in Los Angeles. He has been involved in ministry work most of his life. In 1992 he founded Brother Johnathan's Ministries to provide aid to those impoverished people of Uganda. Brother Johnson lived and worked to develop his ministry in Koya in the Busoga Province from 1999 - 2009. He is now retired and living in Agoura Hills, California where he works as a freelance writer and investigative journalist from home.
3:24 pm
BULLSHIT!!
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11:15 pm
you are very offensive, why are you here?
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12:46 am
you are just as offensive if not more.
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7:54 pm
I thought you said you were leaving…infact you stated that on EVERY article that week. Why are you still here?
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12:32 am
i can change my mind, thats something rational thinking people are capable of, now im not leaving give it a rest.
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4:06 pm
need a unit for family of eight
cost no object
please confirm dimensions and will provide credit card details and security code by return
was confident of rapture but read harry potter book by mistake so better to be on safe side
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5:02 pm
Thank you for the information Brother John.
Unfortunately my university doesn’t have such a system put in place, so I may witness the battle between the lord and the sodomite atheist filth firsthand!
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5:24 pm
Then my Gods come and fuck shit up. See? Religion is a load of shit that anyone can spew. I only belong to a satirical one because IJDGAF
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11:16 pm
god god in heaven you are so stupid arent you?
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12:49 am
what tell me what in your mind makes him stupid beside the fact that he is not christian, note i said in your mind i am not saying it is stupid to be atheist so i shall repeat the question in hope you answer it.
what in your mind makes him stupid beside the fact that he is not christian.
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5:59 pm
X-atheist you’ve been saved… that’s why ur an X atheist. God loves you and has plans for you. You will not have to witness such a battle for when the trumpets sound we know the Rapture is upon us and we are to be united in Heaven with the Lord!!!
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8:48 pm
Hey Brother John…..Do you swallow….Your sister does??
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2:56 am
I taught her everything she knows.
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8:18 am
Kinky.
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9:52 pm
you are not at a university, even if you were somehow you had the minimum intelligence level to get in they would never let you in because of your hateful views
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11:18 pm
not an insult coming from someone in middle school…http://i.imgur.com/7Lcfo.jpg
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12:06 am
I learn more there than in any christian college.
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7:55 pm
keep telling yourself that spud, let me know how well prepared you are for the GRE test.
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9:58 pm
1. why are you calling me spud.
2. I have many more standardized tests to take before that
3. I will keep telling myself that it is true.
4. You made no efforts to disprove my point meaning that you agree with me.
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12:44 am
I Highly doubt you could make it into Notre Dame, or any other Christian university for that matter. You’d probably end up in some party school or some stoner friendly community college.
Also care to give some examples of colleges that prevent moral Christians from attending? Keep in mind that they must be American. Not Norwegian or Qatari.
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5:21 pm
Bullshit. You can’t predict the Apocalypse. The bible even says that. Your argument is invalid.
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6:24 pm
If i’m not caught in the rapture, will god see me in my shelter.
Will all the atheists, liberals and homogays escape God’s judgement merely by driving above 8,000ft for the weekend
My King James Bible has never failed me before but it does not seem to offer any guidance in these matters.
Is this an atheist conspiracy?
Who’s selling these shelters?
Christians don’t need them, If they buy one is that not evidence that they are concealing that they have sinned beyond redemption.
With the election in November I think that christian investigative journalists (the cream of which are right here at CW)should ascertain whether republican presidential hopefuls have safe guarded themselves revealing any unperfect candidates and giving us a true leader that can throw the first stone.
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10:12 pm
It’s really easy to know which ones of these posters are going to burn in hell. You’re faithless and that’s pathetic. Get Saved!!! The End is Nigh!
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12:03 am
You sound like one of those Old man with some sandwich cardboard who yell like an idiot
remember in May 2011 someone said it’s was the RAPTURE
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Nothing Nada
what will Happen in 21 december 2012
surely Nothing neither or the downfall of USA
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2:39 am
His name is Harold Camping and he predicted the Rapture incorrectly at least a dozen times. Most regard him as a simpleton, idiot savant, retard. Get over it… December 21, 2012 approaches!
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11:14 pm
What a glorious idea! Heaven on earth! A earth with out evil, sodomy, Obama, or liberals…oh look at that…no emosexuals either. It really is heaven. What a great article Brother.
My hubby built us a bomb shelter in the mid 60′s, he had it tied into the basement of the house so we never had to walk out side. Even if the nukes never fall down I am still ready when a terrorist hits the CDC!
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2:41 am
Sister Susan you’re one hell of a trooper! And thanks for ur comments.
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8:14 pm
No problem brother Bane
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12:56 pm
Even if all this becomes reality (which it won’t), all things will return as they had. If humans became the way they are today, they shall do so again.
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3:34 pm
We have an underground shelter. We put it under the house during construction. The only time we ever needed it was during that h1n1 outbreak while back.
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4:18 pm
Brother Bane, you must be in my head! This is crazy but I saved that first photo onto my desktop for later use several days ago. The Kiddie Kokoon! Great minds do think alike!!!
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