Bus Mission Impossible 3: God Protocol
As many of you know, I do a weekly Bus Mission where I board an unsuspecting Bus and shower the riders with the love of God (Probably the only shower most of them have had in a long time). This week, I had to travel to NYC for business and was unsure if I could continue my mission trip there as well. God spoke to me and told me that it was even more crucial in NYC than it is in Portland due to Gay Marriage being legal there, so I came up with a plan to save some Heathen Souls.
I went and spoke with my close acquaintance, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, about the possibility of renting a Subway car for an hour. This would allow me unfettered access to the specific Heathens that God would point out to me for saving. He agreed to the deal, after a donation of $1.5mil to his Re-Election campaign and another $500k to the New York Transit Department, which may seem a bit excessive to some, but when it comes to doing the Lord’s work, no price is too high.
I rented out a subway car about midway down the train during the 5pm Rush Hour run. I figured this would give me the highest number of qualified commuters to choose from for my Mission work. I set my team in to action picking out the 30 most troubled souls on the platform, reminding them that homeless and gingers do not have souls to save. After being strip searched, having body cavity searches and being deloused, they were welcomed aboard my private car.
Most subway cars in NYC during rush hour will carry between 300-400 people all crowded together, rubbing against each other in a sweaty gay orgy-like scenario, so these 30 people we had chosen were ecstatic to ride on my car. When they entered, their eyes lit up as they noticed the Buffet table I had set up for them in the car, complete with Taco Bell, KFC and McDonald’s (I saved the Holy Arby’s for those who accepted Jesus as their Savior).
We had quite a variety of sinners on this trip, Blacks, Gays, Mexicans, Terrorist Muslims, Hindu Voodoo Priests, Commie Japanese, and many more. One group was missing though, The Dutch. It turns out that when my security team offered some wooden shoe wearing, Windmill humpers a free ride just for listening to the word of the Lord for awhile, they shrieked like a banshee and ran out of the tunnel in to the sunlight and burst into flames.
Once we were underway and everybody was enjoying their snacks and getting comfortable in their own private seats, I began reading from the Bible. I started with this verse, Leviticus 22:44-45, which reads “Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.“ This got the attention of the Blacks and Chineses, Next up were the gays.
For them, I read Leviticus 20:13, which reads “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death.” Now they were listening as well, time for the Terrorists.
This one is a little tricky because they already think they are “Religious” and following God’s will, so I had to think on my feet. Thankfully, I am a Biblical Scholar and have the entire Bible memorized. I gave them this to chew on: Isaiah 60:6-7 “A multitude of camels shall cover you, the young camels of Midian and Ephah; all those from Sheba shall come. They shall bring gold and frankincense, and shall proclaim the praise of the Lord. All the flocks of Kedar shall be gathered to you, the rams of Nebaioth shall minister to you; they shall come up with acceptance on my altar, and I will glorify my glorious house.” and I explained it to them as this “These are all sons of Abraham, children of the East, Arabs, forefathers of the Terrorist Muslim people”.
Now they were all hooked and ready for conversion, and all of this happened before the very first stop. When we arrived at the stop, many people were so overwhelmed by the power of God’s Word that the Demons in their souls tried to make them leave the train, thankfully I had instructed the Conductor not to open any of the doors to my Private car until we reached the designated stop. If I had not done that, many of these people’s souls would be burning in Hell Fire for Eternity.
I could see that word of my Mission trip had been spreading already, because when we were at that stop, hundreds of people were banging on the doors and windows of my car trying to get on board to hear the word of God. I wish I could have let them all on, but they hadn’t been cleared by security and it is easier to witness to a smaller group of people.
I proceeded to the conversion portion of the ride once I had soothed the Savages with some chocolate bars and popcorn. Rom.3:23 “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God” and John.14:6 “I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father but by Me”, had them weeping, screaming and speaking in tongues. I could feel Satan withdrawing from that Subway Car, a cold rush of air came blasting through, sandwich wrappers, chocolate bars and styrofoam cups of grape drink were circling in the air and suddenly flew towards me, God’s Servant, in a violent wave one after another. I knew this was just Satan trying to stop me from keeping 30 souls out of Hell. So I continued, knowing I didn’t have much time before the final stop, I pulled out the big guns: Rev 14: 10-11 “He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever;” At this point, I could tell that Satan had released his sticky hold on the sinful species of humans on board that car. Many have tears of joy in their eyes, others were laughing like giddy schoolgirls and even more just sat with their mouths wide open in awe of the Lord’s marvelous gift that He has given us all.
As we pulled up to the final stop, everybody rushed off of the subway car in order to go share the Great Gift of Salvation that I had given them with their friends and families. I was not worried that none of them thanked me for saving them, because I do this work out of the kindness of my heart and all for the Lord Jesus Christ.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
7:40 am
Oh ho ho ho that is so hilariously fake in every way
Praise or Condemn:
11 
4
7:42 am
Praise or Condemn:
8 
1
9:50 am
Bruce shows spirit in attacking an issue that got John Rocker absolutely vilified in the liberal media. I expect the heathen emosexual element to post soon and do the same.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
12
10:05 am
Half way through I gave up reading this, because I realized you sre s moron. I highly doubt any of what you said is actually true. Not every muslim is a terriost. I think I lost IQ points just reading this BS
Praise or Condemn:
12 
6
10:39 am
if you sart screaming bible verses to atheists we think you are insane.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
5
10:46 am
Brother Bruce that was a great story. I’m impressed with your methods, especially to hear that 30 souls have been saved and those people now know Jesus. So little time remains and there are so many who need to be saved. Perhaps I’ll try a similar method.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
14
10:51 am
Brother Johnathan & Brother Bruce should stop eating out that old crow Susan…..They have both OVERDOSED on that skanky CUNT JUICE….PRAISE THE INVISIBLE SPACE DADDY!!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
4
12:40 pm
“As we pulled up to the final stop, everybody rushed off of the subway car in order to go share the Great Gift of Salvation that I had given them with their friends and families. I was not worried that none of them thanked me for saving them, because I do this work out of the kindness of my heart and all for the Lord Jesus Christ.”
You seem to have mistaken the rush. They were just getting of the bus in haste as you had just wasted their time and they were now late to wherever they were heading for.
I believe your ego has grown past the point of no return.
Praise or Condemn:
13 
3
1:37 pm
Bruce, playing with sock puppets and toy cars is not a real-life equivalent. You need to get a reality check.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
3
6:56 pm
you need to get a job hippie!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
15
8:03 pm
I already have one, now how about you move out of your mother’s basement and grow up?
Praise or Condemn:
8 
4
8:31 pm
collecting your foodstamps is not a job.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
9
9:16 pm
Again, making stereotypes up because you hate black people. Something original for once, CI, try aiming for that first before you open your mouth or touch a keyboard.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
3
10:54 am
Susan….Go BLOW AUGUST, you old CROW!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
4
4:01 pm
Bruce, when you and I were in Boston last month I was amazed to see your skills first hand.
I can’t believe your ability to energize and excite a mass transportation audience. Even though our airport shuttle to the rental car office was less than 10 minutes long, you had everyone on their feet and excited.
Bless your skills.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
7
10:59 am
You to Christian FAGS showed your skills with first hand blow and hand jobs….I bet you both swallow for JESUS!!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
11:45 am
Now now, go to mummy kid, and stop jesting in that picture.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
6:59 pm
As usual I adored your article brother bruce. My only complaint is giving money to they godless sodomite of a mayor that they have there. He has worked tirelessly to deprive AMERICANS of their 2nd amendment right to guns. He has used New York tax payer money to finance private investigations into gun sells in Arizona and other states.
Next time I will be happy to send some of my african friends to help work security for you if you wish.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
9
7:03 pm
OH!!!
Speaking of my African friends they have once again invited me on a missionary trip! I will soon be going back to the country of Africa to save souls for christ.
Perhaps this time instead of sleeping I will minister to those who are going there on the plane!
For those of you worried about my safety I am taking 2 cases of Lysol, and have already started taking the Aids drug cocktail so if any of the infected breath on me, or if the mosquitos bite me, I will be fine. I am still worried about the ebola.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
9
7:20 pm
Aids? Do you mean AIDS? Susan, you only get AIDS from having sex with someone who already has AIDS…
Praise or Condemn:
9 
2
7:39 pm
it is swapping bodily fluids, snot from breathing, spit from sneezing, blood from mosquitos. These africans love to kiss you on the cheek and I always carry a clorox or lysol whipe with me just for that.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
7:46 pm
It’s VERY rare for HIV to be transmitted via saliva and nasal secretions. There have been no cases of HIV transmission via mosquitoes.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
2
11:29 pm
Well I dont want to be the first dear
Praise or Condemn:
3 
9
1:08 am
I want you to be the first.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
3
11:04 am
Susan…And don’t forget your favorite, SWALLOWING THOSE BIG BLcAK LOADS OF GOO!!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
7:43 pm
Other ways you can get aids.
Blood transfusions.
Sharing Needles
You can also get AIDS by even walking barefoot. If you are walking on a trail cut your foot on something that someone else also cut their foot on, you can get Aids.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
7:48 pm
HIV dies VERY QUICKLY once it’s exposed to air. You would have to cut your foot almost immediately after the other person did.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
2
7:58 pm
You are correct. It is also hard for a man to get HIV from a woman, but it is not impossible.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
8:04 pm
Ok, Dr. Claire.
(Laughing Out LOUD!)
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
8:29 pm
Uh, no August, it’s very EASY for a man to get HIV from a woman, it’s very hard to a point of near-impossibility to get HIV from cutting your foot on a trail path.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
2
9:01 pm
Claire, back me up here. The transmission rate for the seminal recipient is much higher than the giver. In standard reproductive intercourse, unless a male has an open sore, little to no fluid is absorbed by the male.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
8
12:59 am
Dracula, why should I back you up on ANYTHING? In case you’ve forgotten, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns and I hope each and every day that a satellite falls on your house.
Praise or Condemn:
9 
3
3:09 am
if i let you stick me like a worthless piece of meat would you please hate me with the fiery intensity of 1000 suns
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
9:00 pm
Claire couldn’t back me up because she has no medical knowledge I guess.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
9:39 pm
Now, now, Mt. Ida has a very reputable certificate program for band-aid application.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:19 pm
“Claire couldn’t back me up because she has no medical knowledge I guess.”
I have far more medical knowledge than you do, moron. In case you didn’t read my comment, I said that I would never back you up because I hate your guts.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
9:40 pm
Claire, you hide your ignorance caused by a trade school education behind a hated of better people.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
8
12:37 am
“Claire, you hide your ignorance caused by a trade school education behind a hated of better people.”
1. You’re not a better person.
2. I’m far from ignorant. Tell me, why should I back you up?
3. Mount Ida is a college, not a trade school.
4. You don’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to education. You supposedly have five degrees yet you’re dumb as shit when it comes to grammar and biology.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
4
12:51 am
“Now, now, Mt. Ida has a very reputable certificate program for band-aid application.”
You know Adam, you have yet to provide us with a diploma or any other evidence that you’re actually a doctor.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
12:53 am
Claire
At least when I make a typo, I don’t blame others for “inserting it” like you do.
You know so little about biology you don’t even know about HIV transmission.
You have already been kicked out of our forums, or did you even wonder why you don’t see them anymore?
And you are incapable of reading, my Bio page lists four degrees, all real and from accredited universities that are fully recognized. Two are even from AAU schools. Of course you don’t know what an AAU school is or why that matters.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
12:58 am
maybe you need to back him up cus he’s gonna go cry on his cock shaped bed and cry “i AM a smart angel” repeatedly if you don’t xDD
Praise or Condemn:
1 
2
1:04 am
“At least when I make a typo, I don’t blame others for “inserting it” like you do.”
You fuckers changed my “grammar” to “grammer”. Not only do I ensure that I use proper grammar, but my computer underlines a word in red if it’s misspelled. In those cases I notice the underline and fix whatever typo I made. I KNOW that you assholes can alter posts because you do it all the time with your own posts. I’ll call Adam out on a spelling error and the next thing you know, he’s corrected it and going “durr, what spelling error?”. Even in the cases where I have the foresight to take a screenshot, he’ll just accuse me of photoshopping it.
“You know so little about biology you don’t even know about HIV transmission.”
Your proof that I know so little about biology? Suppose you’re right, and I don’t know about biology. Why the hell would I refuse to back you up on the grounds that I don’t come to the defense of people who I hate? Why wouldn’t I simply go onto Google and locate information on HIV in order to pretend that yes, I DO know about such things?
“You have already been kicked out of our forums, or did you even wonder why you don’t see them anymore?”
Oh, so you pussies weren’t able to handle an opposing viewpoint?
“And you are incapable of reading, my Bio page lists four degrees, all real and from accredited universities that are fully recognized. Two are even from AAU schools. Of course you don’t know what an AAU school is or why that matters.”
That’s nice. Now would you care to actually provide PROOF of those claims?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
1:07 am
In addition, since in your opinion the education I’m receiving isn’t valuable in the least, why did you even consider asking ME to back you up?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
1:10 am
As a test of what was more important to you. Would you let your friends post incorrect medical information or would you just hate me. However, I incorrectly assumed you knew the answer and that was a mistake.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
3
1:14 am
“However, I incorrectly assumed you knew the answer and that was a mistake.”
But why would you assume at all that I knew it? You’ve been asserting for quite some time now that all I do is clean up dog shit. Why would a dog shit cleaner know anything about HIV transmission?
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:20 am
he probably thinks if you back him up everyone opposing this site would accept his claims claire
well they’d probably make up a site and then show it to everyone so everyone (stupid enough) that see’s it might believe
hey i guess people stupid enough DO exist,just listen to his “back up”
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
1:21 am
August deserves death.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
1:34 am
why stop at august?
why not ALL the twisted christians (twisted only) in this site?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
1:41 am
Awesome idea.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
11:49 am
“Claire couldn’t back me up because she has no medical knowledge I guess.”
She knows a helluva lot more than you. You’re banking on the idea that because men ejaculate (i.e put something forward), that somehow makes it less likely for any kind of HIV or STD to be transferred and infect him, never mind that the action has absolutely NO impact on the infection.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
11:57 pm
you could get tetanos though ( well I wonder if it’s the correct word )
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
11:49 am
Its not, do go back amd take english 101
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
8:58 pm
Alright, I stand corrected about how to get AIDS. But I disagree about the gender idea. If a man has sex with a woman who has HIV the chances of him getting the STD too is just as high as the other way around.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:29 pm
Did you ever watch Forrest Gump?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:31 pm
I’ve seen bits and parts of it. Why?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:36 pm
Did you every wonder why Jenny passed away?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:39 pm
From the CDC and because Claire lets her personal feelings block medical fact.
The incidence of heterosexual transmission in the United States has been on the rise since 1985. At that time, about three percent of all known cases were heterosexually transmitted. That figure today is about 27 percent. Finally, 70 percent of all new HIV infections are a result of heterosexual sex; worldwide, 90 percent of all infections are heterosexual. Women are especially susceptible to heterosexual transmission physically because the mucosal lining of the vagina offers a large surface area to be exposed to HIV-infected seminal fluid.
•Easier to Transmit from Men to Women than Women to Men – Again, anatomical differences between men and women mean transmission from men to women is easier than the other way around. Much like the rectal mucosa makes transmission during anal intercourse easier, the mucosal lining of the vagina offers a large surface area to be exposed to infected seminal fluid. Plus, the vagina is more susceptible to small tears and irritation during intercourse than is the penis. These properties offer a portal for HIV to enter the body and infect the woman.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
6
9:42 pm
I haven’t seen it in a few years so I don’t quite remember, but I think she got sick with cancer or something.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
9:47 pm
No, she did drugs and had unsolicited intercourse with random people. It was pretty much implied that Jenny passed away from complications associated with a ‘mystery virus’, something we now know as AIDS from HIV. While it begs the question if Forrest and his son were affected, it’s widely assumed in analytic academic circles that at least Forrest would have a lower chance of acquiring the virus from Jenny than if the situation would have been vice-versa.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:43 pm
Or something….
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
9:48 pm
Okay August, I stand corrected again. And I’m guessing the ‘or something’ is AIDS? Okay then. Fine.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
2
9:55 pm
For someone to contract AIDS the disease needs to be transferred into the body somehow. And in heterosexual vaginal intercourse the male body just doesn’t intake fluids from the female.
Now there are lots of other diseases that you can get though and easy.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
6
10:13 pm
Forrest Gump did catch the AIDS from Jenny. They revealed it in the sequel called “Philadelphia”.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
7
1:19 am
Africa is a continent not a country
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
7:36 pm
The picture of the woman “planking” on the subway was taken in Washington DC, not NYC.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
7:40 pm
were you there?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
7
7:42 pm
No, but I’ve been in both the NYC and DC subways and they look VERY different.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
8:04 pm
This was great, Bruce! I LOVE hearing your stories. God Bless You!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
1:48 am
Damn, I thought you finally died IT the clown.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
9:10 pm
Now why would you wish death upon me? Is it the BVB or the 666?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
11:09 am
How about neither. I just hate you and the rest of your flock of Sheepole… you disgust me and give a bad name to good Christian folks. I might not be Christian or anything close to it, but a good 95 percent of my friends are and you are just giving them all a bad name. Including my friend Rob Waffles who’s a Catholic Christian.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
8:32 pm
Great work brother Bruce, you are an inspiration to Christians worldwide.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
8:36 pm
So you support racism then. Not surprising, you think being or calling someone black (or your slur, ‘tribal’) is degrading.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
9:03 pm
How many time do i have to repeat this…
I AM NOT A RACIST !
You don’t represent all blacks, i don’t like you because you are a sinner not because you are a black.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
9:15 pm
How can I represent any black people when I’m not black? You know this to be a fact, yet you still call me black. Either you’re absolutely retarded or you think calling someone black is degrading (though I’m willing to bet it’s both).
Praise or Condemn:
8 
1
9:21 pm
L.N. = Liberal Negro.
I already made this comment a couple of times but i understand that you liberals forget things because your brain is really really really small.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
6
9:23 pm
Just because you say that doesn’t mean it’s true. I’ve already said that L. N. are my initials. Hell, even Prissy and August know that much. You’re slow on the uptake, aren’t you?
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
9:28 pm
Your real name is “Liberal Negro” ? Interesting…
Praise or Condemn:
3 
6
9:29 pm
You really are that stupid, aren’t you CI? Your racism and ignorance has overtaken any remaining intelligence in you.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
9:57 pm
We can’t figure L.N. out. Probably is the most mysterious person here.
Here is the info from the fellowship file on L.N
Name: Law(Lawrence?) N
Sex: Male
Location: Illinois?
Age: Unknown
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Political Orientation: Not affiliated
Shoe Size: Right 10, Left 9.5
Likes us: NO
Swears: YES
Favorite Words: Bitcham, Racist
Unusual trait: Would like to date Claire
Fun Fact: Currently has the most posts for 2012
Praise or Condemn:
6 
7
10:03 pm
I’d like to know how you got some of that info, particularly what makes you think that I’m from Illinois or that I have the most posts for 2012. The shoe size as well, that’s just an odd one.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
10:09 pm
Is it correct? Would you like to add, remove or edit anything?
You are a mystery. I think you said Illinois or something a long time ago. But I also remember Maine too. For shoe size, that was easy, it’s the first info we collect on everyone.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
6
10:15 pm
Except how can you get that information if it’s not recorded. And you might as well clear that whole ‘record’, I’m not confirming any information whatsoever. About the only thing I will admit is that my first name is Law, and just Law. Not Lawrence, not anything else, just Law.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
11:32 pm
Maybe if you didnt post such rude comments you wouldnt have to be so ashamed of people finding out who you are.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
8
1:07 am
Here’s August’s file:
Name: Barney August Weisz
Sex: Male
Location: Idaho
Age: 262
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Political Orientation: Republican
Shoe Size: 8
Likes us: Yes
Swears: At his children
Favorite Words: Threatening, tribal
Unusual trait: Has no reflection
Fun Fact: Raids the Red Cross blood bank every Thursday night
Praise or Condemn:
10 
7
9:05 pm
Tribal is not racist, it’s a word to describe how they behave, have you seen how they act at a burger king?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
7
9:08 pm
They act like normal people. I don’t see where you come up with these crazy theories when blacks are normal people.
The stereotypes you all seem to think of are all racist, therefore you are all racist.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
9:48 pm
Tribal refers to them being part of african tribes, they are not, they are educated members of modern society, calling them tribal is a insult due to hundreds of years of previous heritage of their race, therefore racist, QED
Praise or Condemn:
8 
2
1:20 am
Tribal is not racist, it is in fact acknowledging a major part of their culture.
To say it is racist is in fact delegitimatizing their heritage. Therefore you’re being the racist.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
8
2:19 am
um it is not a makor part of their culture you are mixing africans with african americans, it is not a part of their culture, no more than russian culture is a part of american, we are all white but we still have different cultures
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
11:13 am
Claire…You forgot to include on August’s profile….Dick size: SMALL!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
7:29 pm
You talk about Sin Sticks quite often. Are you a homogay or something? Is that why you are obsessed with myself and August? I realize that we are both very handsome men, but neither of us swing that way. Sorry to disappoint you, Harley. I will pray that you recover from the gay soon.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
7
7:35 pm
You’re prideful, sinful bastards who are going to hell.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
4
7:38 pm
He’s coming onto me as well Brother Bruce &
I’m far less handsome than you two. So, I think he may be irreversibly stricken with the homogay. I would recommend praying for someone else that isn’t an eternally damned pole smoker.
Bless you.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
6
9:49 pm
I should also add that he included animals in his proposition to me…
Praise or Condemn:
3 
5
11:47 pm
Brucie Boy…You want me to ass fuck you so you can lick your shit off my cock….Sorry, but you will have to get your BUTT PIRATE, TURD BURGLAR, GOOD BUDDY AUGUST to help you out!!
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
11:57 pm
Stuart….How does EWE PUSSY taste???? Do you eat her out before or after you drop your load in her?? YOUR A LITTLE BITCH!! You, Brucie Boy, August and Brother Johnathan Bane circle jerk each other while that OLD CROW, SUSAN watches and finger bangs herself!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
11:09 pm
This must be some of the most ignorant words I’ve ever read, and it really makes me sad that there are people out there who think like this. God loves everyone. He loves sinners just as much as he loves the little ones. He’s a friend, not a judge. And what some don’t seem to realize is how hypocritical these statements are. Saying one will burn in hell for being gay, because being gay is a sin, is hypocrisy at it’s finest. Judging is a sin too, my friend. You are supposed to love thy neighbor. Love all, my friends, as God does. <3
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
3:23 am
the sky man is the only one who can love me. every9ne else shall dispise my very existence. they will beat me and carve my flesh, belittle me and rip my heart to shreds. it will be a glorious life.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
12:04 am
I have a BIG fucking question
Blacks, Gays, Mexicans, Terrorist Muslims, Hindu Voodoo Priests, Commie Japanese, and many more.
Why these people are Sinner ?
Therefore Japanese never been communist ( actually The communist aprty of Japan Opposed to the war during WWII)
Not all muslim are terrorist
Hindu is not even about Voodoo
You are clearly Ignorant on other people don’t you ?
You think christianity is the Only religion in the world and other are fake ??
if you think that you need to be put down you are a dangerous person to the society
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
1:03 am
“You think christianity is the Only religion in the world and other are fake ??”
ALL Christians believe that, are you saying that you want to put down Billion ? Typical Atheist.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
9
1:11 am
Sorry, but I am a Christian and I definitely do not believe that every other religion is fake. I don’t have the power to judge anyone or say who is right and wrong, only God does. And being hasty and stereotypical towards others isn’t going to get you anywhere.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:16 am
You don’t believe that every other religion is fake ? So you think God is WRONG whe He said that they ARE FAKE ?
You don’t sound Christian to me, have you ever read the Bible ?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
8
1:20 am
Do you know that almost all other religions worship the same god, just in different ways? Or is your head too far up your ass for you to realize that?
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
1:22 am
Who are you to tell me if I am Christian or not? Isn’t that God’s decision? Who or what makes you more powerful than everyone else? I believe God loves everyone, of every race, religion, sexuality, and culture. I believe he is loving, and I believe that what you my friend have to preach, is very hateful. Everyone on this planet is a sinner, no one is perfect. I have sinned, you have sinned, everyone has. But Jesus forgives us for our sins, and that’s what makes him so wonderful.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
1:30 am
“Do you know that almost all other religions worship the same god, just in different ways?”
Typical liberal stupidity, NO they don’t.
“Who are you to tell me if I am Christian or not? Isn’t that God’s decision?”
I know the Bible enough to know if your faith is based on scripture or IF IT IS BASED on imaginary bullshit YOU MADE UP.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
7
1:32 am
you know peace and love is a good type of christian if more were like him i would still disagree with religion but i wouldn’t view it as a negative force for the world.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
1:35 am
“I know the Bible enough to know if your faith is based on scripture or IF IT IS BASED on imaginary bullshit YOU MADE UP.”
But you don’t know it enough to know if your version is twisted and dangerous.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
10:33 pm
I have a quetsion for you stupid christian ( because seems intellectual doesn’t fit you at all )
So you think all other religion race etnicity and so on Must be put down to Please your God ? am I right ?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
12:08 am
“So you think all other religion race etnicity and so on Must be put down to Please your God ? am I right ?”
WTF ? NO.
I think that you are you confusing me with a genocidal atheist…
Praise or Condemn:
1 
6
7:53 am
God…SMOD, BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT!! ALL religion feeds on weak, feeble minded MORONS that are scared of death!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
7:10 pm
Have you read it, you stupid, inbreed, blind peckerwood?? Pick your fucking religion…..Their all BULLSHIT!! Week minded people find strength in numbers!!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:33 am
I have the power to judge, but i am a sinner. Does it make it right, perhaps not. But regardless i judge others based on their values and priorities. It is a process that assists pointing ou the flaws others posess. Yet it is for the purpose of bettering others. Striving forperfec4ion is impossible, but it is not a terrible goal to have for everything 5ou do
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
11:20 am
Go suck off Jesus, MORON!!
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
10:30 pm
I dont said BILLION of people are wrong I just said christwire are WRONG ( and the fundamentalist as well )
and you are FAR from BILLIONS
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
12:22 am
I’M christian and i believe Millenium
and locking people up in buses are evil,they’re not running out to spread happiness,they’re running cus they’re LATE for a private matter
also if people lock me in a bus and start reading the bible in front of me,i would ask you for the book……..then kick your plastic balls
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
11:56 am
You forgot canadian snow mexican in that list, commie bastard.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
2
7:36 pm
Antoine…You wouldn’t be so hostile if you would rub those cold Canadian cocks a little longer to warm them up before you stick them in your HOMO ASS!!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:39 am
Here is a list of the people that you christwire conservatives hate please correct me if im wrong on any of them
black
asian
hispanic
gay/lesbian
bisexual
atheist
jew
hindu
muslim
buddhist
mormon
animist
agnostic
people from any country but the U.S.
democrats
communists
bronies
if there is anyone else you hate please inform me and if you do not hate any of these people please say so.
Praise or Condemn:
10 
2
12:56 am
You forgot:
women
feminists
Praise or Condemn:
9 
2
1:05 am
And basically anyone who doesn’t agree with exactly what they think.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
1:35 am
French
Praise or Condemn:
6 
6
2:12 am
wow so you hate all those people and the french.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
3:14 am
They hate “hippies” too.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
9:55 pm
The French, like the Dutch… incestuous & inhuman.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
6
12:03 am
But they don’t fuck SHEEP STuart…YOUR A EWE RAPER!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
7:59 am
August…..You FRENCH ASS HOLES!!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
3:41 am
French are asshats this hate is justified
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
1:25 am
I don’t believe anyone here has an ounce of hate in their heart.
Well except for you and your buddies hate for those with morals.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
8
1:31 am
Amen brother.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
7
1:33 am
so you thinks blacks are equal to whites?
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
1:59 am
Christians ? Yes.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
2:02 am
okay well what about non christians
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
2:10 am
No and Jesus agrees.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
2:11 am
so basically you think i am beneath you
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
2:14 am
Jesus would not agree! He loves everyone! Dude it sounds to me as though you think you are God. You sound like jonathon Edwards bro.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
2:20 am
anonymous atheit:
Well yes, obviously a horse rapist is beneath me.
Peace and love:
Yes, Jesus loves everyone BUT not everyone is equal. Christians will go to heaven and everyone else will be tortured forever in the fires of hell and JESUS AGREES WITH THIS.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
9
2:27 am
Excuse me, horse rapist?
I’m sorry sir, but what the fuck is wrong with you?
This isn’t what Jesus was about.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
2:40 am
Nothings wrong with me whats wrong with YOU?
Jesus was not a depraved hippie who approved of all sick twisted lifestyles, he was clear; Believe in the true God, respect God’s law and repent for your sins.
Jesus never told his followers “Do whatever the fuck you want hommies, rape, steal, lie, believe in other fake religions, have random sodomy orgies with children and animals, hoard large amounts of cats, make up crazy theories about creation and indoctrinate children, i dont care EVERYONE will go to heaven with me”
It seems to me that you are confusing Jesus with Satan.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
9
2:44 am
Well my good sir, I just cannot agree with you. I am a female, I am bisexual and I guess liberal too. I believe in the eternal spread of peace, equality, and honesty, and I believe everyone deserves to be treated with respect as a human being. I am a daughter of Jesus, and I love him with all my heart. And if I’m going to hell for that, then that’s just quite alright.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
2:46 am
We can tell by your name that you are a hippie, no need to go into detail. Do you like The Phish music band too?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
8
2:57 am
Hippies were people in the 60′s who protested the Vietnam war. I just love this planet and everyone in it.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:34 am
I do not hate anybody. I try to save their souls from burning in Hell for Eternity, that is Love! It is not my fault that the blacks, gays and feminists get pulled in to savagery and hate-mongering.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
10
1:38 am
You think people are inferior to you if they aren’t white and Christian and American. You even said you believed you deserved a medal for lying to an innocent man whom you immediately thought was a terrorist, just because he was Middle Eastern. You’re all the text book definition of racist. Just stop lying to yourselves and everyone else.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
3
1:41 am
Not a racist
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
1:43 am
do you believe all people are equal.
Praise or Condemn:
9 
2
2:41 am
Not everyone is equal.
I don’t know how much Marxist propaganda is pumped in your head, but it’s impossible for everyone to be equal.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
8
7:59 am
You really do suck at your religion.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
2:16 am
They won’t burn in hell for sinning. Jesus forgives. He died on the cross to save us all.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
12:09 am
Fuck you and your IMAGINARY FRIEND!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
3:38 am
fuck those bronies they are obvious homogay pedophiles
Praise or Condemn:
2 
4
12:22 am
you are the one with the picture of discord.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
12:14 pm
The Dutch… they don’t count as people.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
8
2:18 am
All I see plastered all over this website is to buy the Christwire Handbook. Is this website even really about Jesus, or making some profit?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
2:20 am
profit
Praise or Condemn:
8 
2
2:21 am
It’s about spreading hate. They don’t understand something, they say it’s the devil’s work, and then they try to profit from the hate and fear they make up. Hell, Blanche and August even told some people that they have to give them money in order to get their ‘sources’ which they even claimed is public information, they just don’t want to specify where they got it.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
1
2:25 am
I have more respect for you two then a lot of other so claimed “Christians” I’ve seen on here.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
2:25 am
No, they just requested money from people who were to lazy to use Google or Bing to find the sources themselves.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
2:29 am
Well all I see is ignorance and hate. :/
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
2:35 am
I agree, Peace and Love, L.N. and Awkward Atheist are very ignorant and hateful.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
8
2:37 am
Yes I am saying that Jesus loves everyone and for that I am spreading much hate. <3
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
2:54 am
Bruce, you hate black people, yet you’re calling us hateful.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
3:51 am
L.N., I do not hate blacks. I told you many times before that I employ a black at my company. You just see racism everywhere you look because you are a racist.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
12:37 pm
Look at how you call them. You don’t say black people, you don’t say African Americans, or even African. You use words like ‘tribal’, and make the word black stand out, and it’s ALL the time. Not only that, but it’s typical of a racist bastard to say ‘but I have a black friend’ or something along those lines. Just because you say a black person is your friend, or ‘you employ a black person’ (you’re a terrible liar, there’s no way you have any kind of legitimate company), doesn’t mean you aren’t racist, you still think lesser of them, you still think they’re terrible people as a whole, and you still use stereotypes to describe them in full.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
9:20 pm
Danus, you don’t have a company. You are a DJ.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
10:21 pm
Actually, I own an LLC through which I own/operate 17 bars/restaurants/nightclubs in Oregon, Washington, California and Nevada. So, yes Claire, I am a DJ but just for fun and to relax. I am constantly flying between these States to look in on various businesses to correct any problems that may arise. My schedule is very tight and sometimes it is just nice to sit in a club, play music and have some drinks with my friends and customers. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that since your schedule consists of picking up animal feces and then “M”ing yourself in your dorm room to Mike Watson’s picture. You should really attempt to make at least one friend before you get your Certificate of Completion from that Trade School.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
5
12:46 am
“You should really attempt to make at least one friend before you get your Certificate of Completion from that Trade School”
I have numerous friends. Would you care to show us your diploma? What’s that? You don’t have one? Too bad. Have fun being a DJ.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:00 am
Thank you Claire, I do have fun being a DJ, when I have the opportunity to be one. As I said before, I rarely get the time, but it is my favorite part of owning these clubs.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
3
1:09 am
Do you really think that any of us believe you when you spout shit about owning numerous clubs?
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:13 am
I would invite you to be my guest at any of them, but you would just decline my invitation and then start swearing and spreading rumors that I was stalking you, just like you did with August when he invited you to the Football game with us.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
1:16 am
I do. I have seen his office.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
3
1:18 am
“I would invite you to be my guest at any of them, but you would just decline my invitation”
Why would you even consider inviting me? I hate your guts, in case you’ve forgotten.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
1:22 am
You deny everything about us including our existence. So when we offer to meet you, you just spout some lame excuse like “why would I do that I hate you” or “if you come near me I will kill you” seems like you should stop asking. I met RD and that went well.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
1:40 am
Dracula, considering how you view women as nothing but walking incubators, you’re at risk of becoming a rapist. That’s why I won’t meet any of you. That, plus the fact that I hate you.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
2:04 am
Claire, you say you hate us, you think we will rape you, you think we aren’t real. Why come here for years and engage us. It seems pretty foolish of you. Not only do you constantly contradict yourself but you are a hypocrite.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
4
11:28 am
“Not only do you constantly contradict yourself but you are a hypocrite.”
Explain how I’m a hypocrite.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
2:31 am
Except, that’s not the case. If you’re going to spout out bullshit and claim it’s researched, then fucking PROVE that it’s researched. Don’t try to make people pay for information that’s public, but you bastards are just too lazy (or you’re just flat-out lying) to give out.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
12:00 pm
Who is this dracula clair is always banging about?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
12:23 pm
Thanks for this wonderful inspiring post Brother Bruce. You & August are really teaching me how to use God to reach across racial boundaries to try to help races that are less fortunate.
You really are a saint. You’re an inspiration & I thank you for it. Bless you.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
7
12:34 pm
You want to suck them off but are afraid you will piss off your SHEEP!!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
12:36 pm
Above note for that HOMO, INBREED, SHEEP LICKER Stuart
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
12:44 pm
I would ave burned the bus. Not because there wer3 “heathens” riding, i just like watching things burn
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
9:13 pm
I lost my shit when he mentioned the South Park reference.
So amusing.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
10:19 pm
just to take a vote who is the worst member of christwire
only atheists and liberal christians can vote, oh and pagans, you know who i mean the people on my side.
my vote Susan.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
2
10:22 pm
What a fair vote that sounds like, Bigot.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
6
10:38 pm
well only 99 % of the world can vote it’s actually quite representative
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
12:33 am
Are you honestly saying that 99% of the world are either “Liberal Christians (an oxymoron, by the way)” and Atheists?
You’re Mad!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
1:40 am
You apparently can’t do math well at all, and why do you think it’s an oxymoron for Liberals to be Christian or vice versa? There’s been a number of Christians here who admit to being liberal and the other way around.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
2:08 am
i know several people who
1. believe jesus was the son of god
2. describe themsleves as liberal.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
2:17 am
We are not a Brony hook-up site. We will not introduce you to other horse rapists.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
2:23 am
The above comment I made was supposed to go one thread down to Awkward Atheist.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
12:55 pm
yes i agree, bronies do not have hook-up sites, we are just fans of a TV show we don’t feel the need to date only each other.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
12:23 am
Susan is a pillar of the flock. Take that back, heathen!
Praise or Condemn:
5 
5
1:20 am
he is saying that 99% of people would rather agree with me than you guys.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
1:29 am
If 99% of people agrees with you, Why is horse rape Illegal ?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
4
1:38 am
The subject of horse rape wasn’t even relevant until you brought it up. Care to tell us what you do when you’re next to a mare?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
1:38 am
i dont rape horses that is disgusting.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
4
1:44 am
Your buddy is a brony, horse rape IS an integral part of bronysexualism.
L.N. do you even read the articles here ? or do you only come here to spread your tribal hate ?
Maybe you should use some of those afrodollars your tribal king Obama gives you to buy some reading lessons.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
5
2:01 am
there is no bronysexualism anyone can be a brony we are just fans of a TV show. You know nothing about bronies, if you have ever talked to a real brony before who said those things please tell me.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
8:05 am
Fucking the ASSES of little boys is illegal but it doesn’t stop Christian PERVERTS…………PRAISE THE INVISIBLE SKY DADDY!!
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
2:18 pm
Christian Intellectual? I must say that name dosen’t suit you at all…Ignorant Christian Dolt sounds better, might I suggest a name change?
Bronies are not a sexuality, therefore there is no “bronysexualism”
Bronies do not rape horses. There is no raping of any animal in being a Brony.
Bronies are just fans a tv that they are not the target demographic for.
You are truly on an enitirely new level of stupid if you believe what the (ignorant) people of Christwire write.
I, for one, just finished cathing up on My Little Pony because I was two episodes behind. You know what I did after? I ate a wonderful lunch with my family and now I’m reading a book. Fairly normal if you ask me.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
1:25 am
a pillar of the flock that calls people whores.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
11:54 am
Susan likes her old lumpy ass on a pillow while August tea bags her….CUM GUZZLING WHORE!!
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
12:42 am
nahh,i vote for the fat clown who wants to nuke everything,he seems like the worst
it’s okay to vote even if i’m christian right?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
1:24 am
yeah of course you are sensible, you have a conscience, you are a rational human being.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
10:43 pm
Brother Bruce, the U.S. Government sent me out to dispatch for less than that. Wow!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
5
10:48 pm
oh cmon i wouldn’t be surprised if you did that for us, feel free to, its just a website.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
1:41 pm
Okay, if you EVER come to Washington and board a bus I am on, you will receive a tongue lashing from one who’s views are not clouded by the desire to hurt and torment those who are different. Your dtatement of the people crying tears of joy is complete crap. The people crying were likely upset that they’re being told they’re going to hell. I know that I break down at the thought for simply being myself. As for the laughing and gawking, those people likely found your sermon so idiotic that it was comical and a wonder that someone honestly believed every word that they read. The Bible says “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” and you are no different from any other human. You have sinned just as others have so it is wrong to say someone’s sins are so wrong, when in actuality, they may not be able to help it (for example in terms of race). The God you desire to please very likely looks down on you for your bigotry and hate. You people say it’s love, but love does not include drilling someone to the point that they are on their knees, weeping in saddness or anger. It is people like you who have pushed ME from the Christian faith, but I still believe that God loves me for who I am.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1