Can You Have Sex in Skyrim?
Dear Amber,
There is a new video game named Skyrim. I’ve heard mixed reviews about it and as a single father, was wondering if you can provide some insight to it for me and my boys.
My three sons insist the game is nothing but fun and adventure. I don’t really get games or ‘get it’ when they try to show it to me. It does not seem bad. But there are many reports (and one my your Tyson Bowers III) that state that it is possible for characters in Skyrim to have sexual relations. Is this true?
I am trying to Google research and again I am not the most technologically savvy person. I am seeing some evidence that despite what my boys have said, this game may be a perverted tool that can put bad thoughts in their mind. Should I take this game away from them? Thank you in advance.
Single Dad in Baltimore
Dear Single Dad in Baltimore,
Your sons may not only be sex addicted lie fiends by now, they may have also been exposed to explicit homosexual actions in the game Skyrim, The Elder Scrolls. While census data is still not fully counted, the Family Research Council states that to date over 82% of young men who play Skyrim are electronically accosted by homosexual pedofiles.
Of that number, an estimated 3 out of 5 young men attend secretive Skyrim LAN Parties (LAN stands for Loosened Anal ‘Noobie’), a gay-slang for ‘breaking in’ untouched young men who are around college age.
These actions lead to a higher incidence of gay bowel diseases (AIDS, syphilis , scabies), tendency for prostitution to gain ‘power ups’ in the game and eventually drugs and death. Many young men have known to let themselves be ‘epic mounted’ by strangers, so that in exchange for sexual acts they can gain new abilities and items in the game.
Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, is called such because the “Elders” are typically pro-NAMBLA men who use the game to prey upon younger people in the game. To answer your question, gay weddings and homosexual meetups are strongly encouraged within the Skyrim community.
These facts are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Skyrim. It is a dangerous platform created by Bethesda and is giving rise to an emergent homosexual culture in otherwise normal young men. You should immediately ensure your son’s personal computers have no record of the game and destroy any Skyrim game for their consoles, even if they are in college and you have to go into their dorm room to do so.
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10:31 pm
First off, do you have any proof to this 82% data? LAN stands for “Local Area Network”, not what you put. There is NO and I repeat NO sexual actions in the game. It is called Elder Scrolls because “Elder” meaning old and “Scrolls” are what tell the history. Yes you can marry the same sex, but that’s it. You can’t do anything with them. You can’t have sex or let others “mount” you. Nothing you said was facts. If you think I’m wrong, then please by all means source your “facts” because you don’t know a damn about the game.
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10:35 pm
I am very offended by the use of d**n in your post. Could you please adjust your rhetoric to something more consistent with a Christian site?
Amber provides resources and advice to families, please keep your comments family friendly.
Kind regards,
BB
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10:38 pm
Find, I won’t you the word D%MN, but the only thing Amber did was lie to a dad. Nothing she said about the game was true except you can get marry to the same sex. But only marry.
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10:48 pm
Hey dumbshit… doesn’t gay marriage usually include some ass-end action? You revealed the truth of this Satanic PedOfiLe tracking device.
Awesome story!!!
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10:51 pm
In a game that has no sex then there is no “ass-end action”. If you played the game and not base everything off of Christwire, then you would know this already. And I am very offended by the use of d*mbs*it. Could you please adjust your rhetoric to something more consistent with a Christian site?
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11:31 pm
Is this the real Bane or is there a fake bane now?
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11:35 pm
It would seem that it’s the same Bane. I copy and pasted his name into search and got articles he made.
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7:34 pm
hey your soposed to be a dumbass god freak who is sposed to be all goody goody no calling people dumbshit and to what ever dad wrote this there is NO i repeat NO sex in skyrim
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10:46 pm
Typical pointless rant of another non-beliver.
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10:48 pm
Ignore my atheist stature and actually listen to what I have to say. Everything I said in that comment was true, Amber has no clue about the game and lied to that father.
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10:54 pm
buddy don’t blow a cork over it… calm down!
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10:55 pm
I am calm. You’re the one calling me d*mbs*it.
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10:40 pm
very well. in skyrim you cannot preform sex acts, many people have looked around in the game to see if it was possible it is not LAN stands for Local Area Network and 82% is a falsified number, if i were you i would let your sons play skyrim, there is nothing anti-christian in the whole thing much of the info in here is false.
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10:42 pm
note: by here i mean the article and while you can marry anyone, there is really no point or reason too, it doesn’t affect gameplay at all any smart gamer wont waste time trying. frankly if you are looking for info on games you should get it from gamers not random women who have never played the game.
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10:50 pm
You work for the company honey?
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10:52 pm
anonymous atheist… Love ur new gayla avatar! You’re a chic or queer?
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10:54 pm
While I’m not one, most bronies aren’t gay.
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3:51 pm
Dude,just stop. Most of what Amber wrote is fake, and plus, your making a big deal
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7:37 pm
um sexual harasmaent dude
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10:56 pm
its true we aren’t gay, look if it helps you understand think of it as a nationwide joke.
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11:33 pm
no I agree, bronies are a national joke
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9:30 pm
Christianity is a joke. Got any evidence?
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11:34 pm
Why would anyone play one of these horrible video games?
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11:36 pm
Because video games are meant for enjoyment. While you see enjoyment in reading the bible, we see enjoyment in playing games. Nothing is horrible about the game really.
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12:36 am
you prefer invading other country and yet you call video game horrible ?
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1:37 am
It’s already been proven that Skyrim leads to the most deviant and perverted sex acts imaginable. All the proof you need can be found in Tyson’s brilliant investigative expose “Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?” http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/
Like many of the faithful, I was shocked when I read that “Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down.”
My son has obtained a copy of this game (how he can afford video games with no job is still a mystery.) He locked himself in his room and within 20 minutes I could hear his bed and dresser rattling as he pulled satan seed from his sin stub.
There’s no question in my mind that Skyrim was a major reason for my son to commit the sin of rape upon himself.
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2:09 am
um yeah none of that is true
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12:11 am
…Although honestly I’ve seen that joke enough times on the gay gamer’s subreddit that I could see even a non satirical site picking up on that…
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2:29 am
You linked to another article….from Christwire. That article is also wrong. “Skyrimming” is not even real.
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7:30 am
The flying mother of hell? Some of the things you people say just flat out bother me
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9:16 am
Got Skyrim within minutes of its release…played the entire game through with 3 seperate characters…Pretty much seen it all…There is absolutely NO sex in the game
As a gamer and a fan of the Elder Scrolls series, you can’t beat me at this
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11:00 am
What you have reported is disturbing. My son devoted over 100 hours to playing through this game once, I nearly had to call an exorcist to get him to stop.
You have played it through three times. Whole weeks of your life have been wasted on this garbage!
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11:09 am
Except each of my characters have no more than 50 hours on them. So that’s about less than a week for all 3 combined.
On Oblivion (The game before Skyrim) I had one character who I logged 100 hours into, but even then it took me a year to do so.
They’re just games, nothing harmful about them.
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11:15 am
Ah, only 50 hours. You’re truly a self-disciplined gamer to only play 150 hours of a single video game.
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11:21 am
150 hours of a video game isn’t that much.
Hell, my time on Battlefield 3 (A christwire approved game I might add) is more than that.
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12:05 pm
more exciting than church for an hour every sunday, and it improves your hand-eye coordination.
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9:32 pm
How many hours have you wasted on the bible?
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2:25 pm
What is a Skyrim? It sounds gay.
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2:29 pm
Why is the FCC allowing these sorts of games on the market. I google’d this thing and found over 100 results of gay marriages taking place in the game and also there seems to be an uncomfortable homosexual cult like mentality associated with this game. Really disturbing.
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4:58 pm
The only thing you can do in the game that is homosexual is marry the same sex. That’s it. You’re over reacting.
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6:27 pm
So, Leroy Jenkins. What is going on here?
WARNING: All WOMEN AND CHILDREN MUST LEAVE THE ROOM. PRAY AND ANY MAN CAN THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO. THANK YOU.
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6:49 pm
First off, why do women have to leave the room? They should have the same right as anyone else.
Anyway, if you would notice and WATCHED the video, you’ll see that nothing is happening. The person position dead bodies (don’t try calling it necrophilia now)to “look” like they are having sex. But you’ll see no one is naked. No one is moving during this so called “sex”. The video is from youtube where pornographic material isn’t allowed. The video is meant for a joke, not to be taken seriously. So, please try again, and this time try a little harder. But you won’t get far because it’s not there to find.
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6:53 pm
“First off, why do women have to leave the room?”
Because women are more easily influenced and driven to sin. Look at Eve.
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6:54 pm
You act like Eve was a real person.
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6:57 pm
Adam was just as bad as Eve.
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6:58 pm
WOW! I never even thought about it like that. Skyrim is so horrible, that not only is it making people addicted to sex and creating videos to put on YouTube, but now it’s also turning people to necrophilia. It is straight out of your mouth that is what people are doing in that video. Do you think it’s normal behavior for someone to do that? I don’t think so and we can see, Skyrim is the game causing people to do it.
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6:59 pm
But anyway, don’t go off topic of what I said. This isn’t about Adam or Eve. It’s about how wrong this and every article about Skyrim on this site is wrong.
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7:03 pm
It’s a fake fucking video. It’s not the creators that are telling people to do this. People come up with it on their own. You can do it to almost any game really. BF3, MW3, any game with killing. It you going to try blaming the game, might as well blame every game out there. All Skyrim is doing is giving people an amazingly fun experience with nothing sexual about it. It’s the gamer that come up with it. Don’t blame the game, blame the people.
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7:06 pm
You’re missing the point. The video is real. The fact of the matter is that by playing Skyrim, whoever created the video thought “Hey, I’m going to turn on Skyrim and record dead gay sex and then put the video on YouTube.”
If Skyrim did not exist, that person would have never had that thought. This is all the proof we need as to why children should not be allowed to play Skyrim and the game should be removed from all shelves.
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7:12 pm
The guy can turn of BF3 and say “Oh! Look at that dead body! I’m going to T-bag it” which players do anyway. But no, the video is meant for laughs which people already have in the comments of it. But I agree children should not be playing the game as it’s rated 17+. It’s the parent’s fault for letting their child play a game with blood and gore. But the game shouldn’t be removed from shelves. If they did, they would have to remove every single game rated 17+ or even 13+ because you can do what you saw in the video in any action game.
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7:54 pm
“Skyrim is so horrible, that not only is it making people addicted to sex”
And you’re not addicted to sex? Don’t you fuck a different nurse every week?
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8:11 pm
The article is not about me, Claire. Why don’t you go fantasize over some lesbians or cats or something and leave the conversation here to us men.
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7:56 pm
“Because women are more easily influenced and driven to sin. Look at Eve.”
Then why have you allowed a woman to write the article, and why have you permitted Blanche and Susan to comment on it?
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8:47 pm
Do you care to explain why this is a “men’s conversation”?
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12:16 am
I am surprised this didn’t even touch on Khajiit and Argonians. Especially how you can marry Argonians
By the way, Argonians aren’t human or elf. They are lizards that ate a sap that made them humanoid. So if one could perform sexual acts in the game without a mod, they would be committing bestiality
Not to mention Khajiit (you can’t marry them but enough people want to be able to that it is possible Bethesda may add a Khajiit marriage candidate to the game) are so close to cats that they have barbed penises
…I still can’t get over the fact that Bethesda actually put that in a book in the game. That is certainly some dedication to the lore…
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HAHA.. OH WOW!
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