Celebrate Kwanzaa Day By Sharing Black History Month Baskets
As we all know, black’s history month is coming to an end. During this month the Black Community comes together to share great memories, unhealthy yet tasty food and laught with delight as they thank America for brining their ancestors here to a proper nation. What a great story of success for these people.
In only a few days, sadly this month of the blacks giving official thanks to God and Country for living here will sadly come to a close. But not before a big feast is thrown. Blacks call this Kwanzaa.
A neat gift idea for those who want to help their melanin-rich friends celebrate is a little Marth Steward recipe. You just neatly carve up a nice, juicy melon. Make sure the melon is nice and juiced, because that sweet taste will send your friend wild! Next, fill it up with some nice fresh hot chicken before you go over to their Kwanzaa (Swahili word for “House Party”) celebration and throw in a side of grape soda. When you arrive with this gift, their eyes will light up wide with excitement!
Happy Kwanzaa!
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9:45 pm
While that is racist the picture is kind of hilarious, also kwanza is already over.
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9:59 pm
The only racist here is you for that afro-saxon culture is a joke.
Sure they may be comparatively more primitive, but they’re still a valid Jesus loving culture that just needs to develop a work ethic.
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10:04 pm
1. He brought up the picture.
2. They are african american okay not afro-saxons.
3. They are not more primitive they are a part of american society and culture which puts them at our level, what you said is racist.
4. So no christian cultures dont deserve any respect, and like i said before, they are a part of american culture.
5. So you are saying all black people are lazy, news flash our president is black.
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11:54 pm
If they are as developed as the rest of the American culture then why do they make up 75% of the prison population?
Also Obama isn’t black, he’s mixed race Muslim/Keynesian.
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12:12 am
No he’s half black and muslim isn’t a race. The reason they make up 75% of the prison population is that generations back when they were freed from slavery, the families were very poor so over the generations they stayed poor and nowadays they commit more crimes because they are also a larger percent of the poor. Fortunately over time many black people have had equal opportunities and slowly the wealth gap between the white and asian rich and the poorer blacks is shrinking.
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12:17 am
“They are not more primitive they are a part of american society and culture which puts them at our level”
Does this mean that blacks outside of America are at a lower level than you? Racist much?
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9:58 pm
Uh…Kwanzaa is December 26th to January 1st…It has nothing to do with black history month…
Kwanzaa isn’t Swahili for house party. House party in Swahili is roughly “nyumba chama”
Kwanzaa actually means “”first fruits of the harvest”
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12:26 am
Your knowledge of black color history disrespects them all.
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4:12 am
How am I being disrespectful when I got the facts rights?
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10:07 pm
Wow Abe, you really hate black people if you’re going to stereotype them as a celebration of a holiday that already passed and isn’t in February whatsoever.
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11:41 pm
First you say that you are black and that your name is “Liberal Negro” and now you claim to be white… Whats wrong with you ?
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11:42 pm
He never said that, you made it up.
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11:29 pm
Kwanzaa sounds like a violent celebration.
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11:42 pm
Its a celebration of peace and unity.
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12:19 am
A celebration of peace and unity invented by a convicted torturer of women.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga#Conviction_for_assault
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12:23 am
While that is true the meaning of the holiday is still peace and unity. Christmas was only created because the christians wanted to gain more power so they replaced saturnalia with christmas, and of course dont forget all the terrible things christians have done.
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12:28 am
And let’s not forget all the terrible things the communists have done!
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12:31 am
But you are quite right in that Christians just took over pagan festivals and turned them into Christmas and Easter.
Stupid pagans. No wonder the Christians converted or killed most of them.
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12:34 am
Exactly my point you killed them, at least the guy who invented kwanza killed only one person. Do i really need to explain the communism thing again.
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12:39 am
Here you go again with the “Christian holidays come from pagan holidays.” crap again.
Just because they share a date doesn’t mean that they are related. Potheads may be dumb liberals but I doubt they’re smoking to celebrate Hitler’s birthday. (as far as I know.)
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12:42 am
“Exactly my point you killed them”
I have never killed anybody.
Remind me how many people the Bolsheviks starved to death in the Ukrainian Terror Famine? Was it 6 million or 8 million?
You should know, since you so proudly fly their genocidal flag.
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12:46 am
http://articles.exchristian.net/2002/10/how-many-people-have-been-killed-by.php
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12:47 am
Its a fact that christs’s birthday (assuming he in fact existed) was in the spring not december 25, december 25 is the exact date and it is firmly shown in historical records that saturnalia was officialy replaced as a holiday by christmas. The Philocalian calendar states that December 25th was a Roman civil holiday.
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1:03 am
“Its a fact that christs’s birthday (assuming he in fact existed) was in the spring”
*citation needed*
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1:15 am
And yet ex-christian it still pales in comparison to how many people atheists killed in the Holocaust and the numerous “purges” in the USSR.
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7:52 pm
The Holocaust was religious based. Hitler was a Christian.
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1:15 am
So I guess the genocide that happened in the USSR is fine because it was lead by open atheists correct?
Also as I’ve said before, Hitler was a pagan who had the morality of an atheist. So by all means he’s in the atheist category.
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2:01 pm
Except being Pagan means you believe in a deity, while being Atheist means you don’t. Not only that, but Pagan isn’t a term that’s associated with believing in the Christian/Judaic God, which was the god that Hitler believed in. He believed Aryans were the chosen people and so forth, and believed that they were God’s people. So, in a roundabout way, he was more Christian than anything else.
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11:48 pm
It’s probably best to wait until the Kwanzaa ritual is complete before handing out these gift baskets.
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11:50 pm
The holiday was completed in January.
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12:17 am
No, it’s a leap year. Kwanzaa isn’t until Feb. 29th.
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12:19 am
A leap year has nothing to do with kwanza it starts in december and ends in january over the course of 1 week. Dont talk about things you know nothing about.
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12:20 am
“Dont talk about things you know nothing about.”
The irony is exquisite.
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12:26 am
No its not i dont talk about things i dont know about, and if you prove my points wrong i admit it.
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12:29 am
You haven’t admitted that you were wrong to claim that racing-car driving requires “absolutely no physical exertion”.
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12:32 am
AA is an idiot who keeps creating new accounts.
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12:36 am
You havent admitted that while F1 does NASCAR does not. And come on august what are you even talking about, when have I made any other account.
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12:36 am
Insulting others. Just what Christians always do.
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12:38 am
Dont forget, lying, killing, annoying, halting others progress toward things they disagree with, racism, ignorance, and propagandizing children.
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12:46 am
NASCAR driving does require physical exertion. You seem to be nearly as dense as a neutron star.
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12:52 am
Proof please, NASCAR goes at much slower speeds than F1 therefore the driver is subject to less G force and does not require physical exertion. And i know what a neutron star is, using metaphors relating to science isn’t necessary were not stupid like the rest of you christians.
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1:01 am
Dr Sanjay Gupta: “fitness has become a really big part of the sport. And when you have a sport that’s being decided by less than a second sometimes, maybe having that little bit extra quadriceps strength, that little bit extra abdominal control – some of these guys do yoga, some go mountain biking, lift weights, all sorts of things to give them that little advantage.
“This is becoming a hugely competitive sport, both in terms of your own body, as well as the car.”
http://www.nascar.com/2005/news/features/conversation/10/16/sanjay.gupta/index.html
The neutron star analogy was just to emphasise how very dense you’re being.
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1:07 am
THANK YOU! you finally got a real report from a professional non biased standpoint, and you have convinced me, good show! If only all the other christians could debate like this, from now on when i am right however i expect you to admit it.
About the neutron star thing you didn’t need to compare me to a neutron star, if you weren’t trying to be condescending you simply would have said I was being dense.
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4:59 am
So you agree now that racing-car driving does require physical exertion? Halle-fucking-lujah!
How was my comparing your apparent density to that of a neutron star any more “condescending” than me simply calling you dense?
It’s the same difference between calling you “dumb” and calling you “dumb as a box of rocks”. It’s no more condescending; it’s just a more colourful insult.
I don’t think you’re dumb; I just think your reflex is to dig your heels in, which is inevitably to your own detriment.
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5:00 am
And why do you continue to assume that I’m a Christian?
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12:52 am
we are woops.
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12:53 am
as in i meant to say we are not stupid.
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7:33 am
1) Kwanza is celebrated in December
2)Most black’s don’t celebrate Kwanza, they celebrate Christmas
3)If you handed a black man a Basket of fried chicken carved out of a watermelon with grape soda they would so fucking punch you.
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7:40 am
Lol. And I would so not blame them.
As a person of colour yourself, do you ever get tired of stereotypes?
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7:42 am
Very, very much. While stereotypes are based on SOME truth, they shouldn’t shape your depiction of someone or something.
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7:49 am
I expect you find this website somewhat frustrating.
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8:01 am
Kinda. But it’s fun to laugh at the biggotry and play along with it sometimes. I do fear that they might be serious about this whole thing though.
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8:14 am
Oh, never fear!
But I don’t know how you do it. If I was you I think I would have punched at least seven monitor screens in just in the past week…
What’s your secret?
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8:33 am
You know, white people are heavily in to fried chicken too.
Down here in Australia there are loads of KFC stores, and the only African-Americans you ever see here are basketballers who couldn’t make it in the NBA and are playing in the Australian league.
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11:41 am
Sticks and stones, my friend. Sticks and stones.
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11:54 am
“If you handed a black man a Basket of fried chicken carved out of a watermelon with grape soda they would so fucking punch you.”
Why would you say this? It seems as if they would have something to laugh with and enjoy. Afro-saxons are a jolly sort of persons.
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11:56 am
can I see what’s inside you?
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10:46 am
Abe those would make nice gift baskets to share with all our black friends & relatives. Great idea and story.
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11:53 am
Are you my mommy?
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