Chancellor Barack Hussein Obama Finally Destroys Religious Freedom
In what was undoubtedly the biggest blow to religion during Obama’s vile tenure of “Supreme Ruler” of the United States, a new “law’ is introduced allowing evil sex-offenders the opportunity to kill lives while employed by religious organizations.
With this new act, employers are required to advocate for the drunken, hate-filled sex orgies that cause unwed pregnancies, by offering health insurance for birth control; the same birth control that allows perverts and homosexuals a “sexual free reign” and displays the lax moral values they possess.
Although there is no doubt that Obama’s health care policy is indicatve of his true, “Antichrist” persona, this plan seems to have its roots in Maoism, the most Oriental AND evil possible form of Communism.
It’s unclear what the short-term effects of this mandate will be, but it’s clear that the American people will suffer long term, as births of straight-laced, Christian men will decline and in its stead gay homosexuals will multiply in massive quantities.
No longer does our society celebrate birthing — instead, disposing of life is as simple as blowing one’s nose.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
4:15 am
About time, religion is an evil that must be removed form this world.
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8:53 am
Satan will force those sinful words up your bottom in hell.
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12:23 pm
yeah well you know still waiting for any proof of hell or satan.
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2:22 pm
The blind will forever be unable to see the truth in front of their faces.
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7:38 pm
um still no proof, what truth a blind person can be told what is in front of them that they cannot see so what truth is blindly in front of me, tell me.
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8:23 am
Ignorance……Some will believe any bullshit that they are fed and actually pay 10% of their money for the privilege of being brain washed….STUPID, DUMB, INBREED MORONS!!
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4:45 pm
What one theirs like 100 satans in the world so what one are you talking about?
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8:16 am
Shove your man made Hell bullshit up your COCK LOVING SHIT PIPE!! Say hello to the guy in the red flannel underwear and the pitchfork tail for me ASS WIPE….Do you still believe in the TOOTH FAIRY also….YOU STUPID, INBREED MORON!!
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1:14 am
Satan will judge all who come to pass, and you must save yourself. Jesus is only a means to an end, Satan has no end. There can be no savior until the Eternal Flame has soaked your veins and given you complete clarity. Only through fire can the Kra be reached and in the Kra rests your immortality….he is offering you a chance, do not spit in the eye of Lucifer for you will suffer for all eternity.
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11:42 pm
Not “bottom” ASS!!! goddamnit!
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11:34 am
It’s like you go and make up villains and then give them names of actual Democrats, all because you’re unable to actually come up with legitimate information.
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11:41 am
The mission of Christwire is to save the lot of unclean heathens by spreading TRUTH. I believe the only one who confused is you, because Satan is clouding your heart. In time, and with several hours of intense praying, you can be a child of god as well.
Join our flock.
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11:43 am
Truth? There’s hardly a damn thing you said that was true! The ONLY truth is that birth control is now under certain insurance plans, EVERYTHING else was total bullshit!
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12:22 pm
why do you hate Obama’s healthcare plan, it helps the many, it is good for the middle class, i bet if Bush had proposed it you would have loved it.
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7:40 pm
haha you may have condemned this post but non of you had the guts to rebut it because you know it is right.
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12:57 pm
Praise Jesus, brother! The works of Satan are unclean, but mightily tempting. He who does not take up the arms of the Holy War upon evil is doomed to the endless tortures of the damned.
“Whosoever diggeth a pit shall fall in it; shall fall in it! Whosoever diggeth a pit shall bury in it! If you are the big tree, we are the small axe – sharpened to cut you down, ready to cut you down!”
Amen
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8:31 am
FUCK OFF!!
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7:59 pm
clouding my heart at least I am not the one judging my fellow brethren to eternal hell
I’m actually helping them whatever they are, I don,t force them to be christian or whatsover
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8:10 pm
Errrrr….. No. I’d rather keep my mind than be one of you mindless sheep. There’s a reason you’re called the Christwire “flock” you know.
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8:28 am
Satan…Smatan….Grownups that can still believe this BULLSHIT are beyond my comprehension!! You are some really STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!
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7:55 pm
i would rather go to “hell” where i can burn for myself, than allow myself to be brainwashed by ignorant people like yourself, any day
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12:38 pm
Brother Mark an excellent piece sir. I’m afraid however that we the American people are only getting the tip of the iceberg so to speak when it comes to Obama’s ever changing socialist agenda. And the thought of more gov’t sponsored abortions for every Godless whore that wants an abortion is numbing. What message does this send to the youth of America? It encourages little girls to become Godless whores who can terminate a life at will. TY for this story.
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8:35 am
Brother Johnathan….I think You want to lick his SHIT PIPE!!
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4:53 pm
“Chancellor Barack Hussein Obama”
Quick, you’re idiot is showing!
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8:05 pm
You know what? I actually like this article. It proves the author has been smoking some kind of mind altering substance. This is the only explanation, because anyone stupid enough to have come up with this article while not under the influence, would be dead, as they would be too stupid to remember to breathe in and out.
Wit that in mind, please share what you’re smoking? It’s not cool for you to smoke and everyone else not be able to. That’s common etiquette.
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8:44 pm
by the way the turban you photo shopped on is a sikh turban, know your religions.
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10:01 pm
I don’t mix myself with the Muslim relgions, next to the blacks and Los Angeles Mexicans, Muslims are quick to offer a knife to your throat OR a kiss to your lips.
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11:22 pm
He is not a muslim, give me one credible reason to show he is a muslim besides the fact he tried to branch out to the middle east, which is just good foreign policy.
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2:46 am
Yeah, good foreign policy if the ultimate goal is Al-Jazera terrorist news on every channel and a falafel taco stand on every street corner.
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4:29 am
1-His first and middle name is Barrack Hussein, this is a very Muslim name.
2- He was likely born in Kenya to a white american woman mother and a black African Muslim Father.
3- He has listed Malcolm X as being a inspiring role model. Mr. X was a well known domestic Islamic activist.
I have heard many people affirm that the president is a Muslim.
I doubt he is very devout if he is he is never shown praying to Mecca or anything.
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8:41 am
Mark…Or a COCK for your HOMO ASS….You MORANIC FAG!!
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7:56 pm
this is in no way destroying religious freedom.. if you dont want to use birth control dont use it
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11:20 pm
zygotes aren’t alive yet
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11:27 pm
i like this site every fake story gives me a good laugh
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