China Reports Kim Jong Un is Dead Via Weibo (Knockoff Pirated Communist Version of Twitter)
The Chinese are up to their usual tricks of thievery and chaos. Today, the Chinese government revealed they downloaded Twitter’s source code from notorious pirating site “The Pirate Bay” and instantly used the service to cause massive torture and chaos for the people of North Korea.
Only several weeks ago, God took the life of Kim Jong Il for harboring prolonged communist tendencies. Kim Jong Il’s son and successor, Kim Jong Un, was decidedly American and wanted North Korea to resemble American lead South Korea. This news did not fall well upon the ears of the Chinese.
The Imperial Chinese government purportedly launched a complex scheme to disseminate knock-off Chinese iPhones and use their pirated version of Twitter, Weibo, to announce “Kim Jon Un is Dead. Kim Jon Un Killed in year of Dragon for like Yankee imperial.”
The United States and other nations harshly critiqued and investigated China’s latest offense, causing the Chinese government to recant their Weibo (the Chinese word for ‘dragon’s chirp) and pretend that they were not responsible for the death of Kim Jong Un. Inside sources reveal the Chinese did not realize “Tweets” or “Weibos” are publicly visible.
There is likely a stunt double now posing as Kim Jong Un and it will be impossible to tell if he is a fake, because all of these people are just too hard to tell apart.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Thad Connely
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3:58 pm
Good story which tells us that the Godforsaken heathen Chinese must be monitor constantly by U.S. authorities.
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5:49 am
If Obama had any cajones, he’d send the troops in to secure the democracy these people so crave. it’s just the right thing to do.
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5:16 pm
I have long had reason to suspect that the Chinese are capable *AND* plotting an attack which would catch our nation off guard. I believe the nuclear power which they possess is fore-told in the Bible.
When all of their U.S. sleeper cells band together, and share/compare knowledge of our various cities and streets (years of scouting under the guise of “Chinese Delivery Restaurants”) the U.S. in for quite the turmoil.
I hope that the god-fearing branches of our government are fast at work to disable any sort of Chinese technology insolence.
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6:29 pm
I do not like Koreans.
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8:25 pm
have you even met one.
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10:37 pm
he hate asian black and every other race in this world don’t figure why he is a Racist
as for the article itself I know it fake
1. Today, the Chinese government revealed they downloaded Twitter’s source code from notorious pirating site “The Pirate Bay”
2.The Imperial Chinese government purportedly launched a complex scheme to disseminate knock-off Chinese iPhones and use their pirated version of Twitter
1. Pirate bay doesnt even have pirated version of Twitter ( and can’t since twitter is already included on Internet they will need the actual source code ( decrypting it ) and it’s would be pretty dman useless for China to use that
2. since when china has become an empire ? they lose the status of empire before WWI
USA is an empire
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10:47 pm
A glorious empire.
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11:31 pm
Ah you wish. This “glorious” empire will fall like all other empires. History repeats.
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4:07 am
so you have no problem “dominating the world” and the world hate your evil empire
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10:44 pm
I’ve always debated if it’d be worse to have N. Koreans or Mexicans as border neighbors.
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11:24 am
Is the one who does your IT work aware that you don’t like him?
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