Ching Chang Chong — Jeremy Lin’s Innacurate Life
On every corner in the ghetto, you will find the same thing – ragged vagabonds “posted up” in front of a bristling Chinese restaurant. Up until recently, this potent combination of American inner-city hopelessness, Blacks, and the Chinese meant nothing besides a possible marriage to Russell Simmons parlayed into a mediocre clothing line.
But that was until Jeremy Lin catapulted into the National Basketball Association, capturing the minds and thoughts of millions of unsuspecting Americans – people who are unknowingly playing into the Chinese governments plot to conquer America and spread communism and sin.
If we adhere to biblical prophecy and correctly diagnose Jeremy Lin as being one of the agents of the apocalypse, specifically the “Beast from the Earth” than it’s certain that time-honored Christian traditions such as Basketball will be among those that perish.
Jeremy Lin’s ascension to basketball superstar and media darling is frightening and irresponsible and is a clear cut indicator that he is among one of the most corrupt men in history. How convenient that this “educated” Chinaman is beginning to dominate the American social landscape, around the same time that the brutal Communist dictator Xi Jingping comes over to America, in order to properly scout and compile logistics for a Chinese take over?
Why has Lin not had to do interviews or be held accountable for his actions? How come hardworking journalists are getting fired for writing God-honest articles, while Lin is ushered away, cloaked in a communist blanket of safety and protection. According to my sources, Jeremy Lin has not had to give a SINGLE interview during this two week reign of terror – a foreigner on the biggest stage in the greatest country in the world, not having to speak or justify his actions? Sounds awfully shady to me.
I urge a boycott of the NBA – until these shades of Yellow and Red subside, there is no room for Americans to breathe comfortably. Only the threat of imminent attack is present, while Jeremy Lin shoots three-pointers, and possibly small Christian men.
Where is Senator McCarthy when he is needed the most?
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
2:26 pm
Wow, this was just a badly written piece of shit, even for Christwire’s standards. You don’t even really say WHY Lin is ‘such a bad person’, you just hate the Chinese because they’re different.
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2:31 pm
I think a lot of people are asking the same question, Mark. This guys has been all over ESPN this week and who really knows why? I can’t say he deserves any more free publicity but certain segments of the population seem to like him. I don’t one or two asians in the sport, but why must everyone make such a big deal out of it? Normally these people are quiet and under the radar, as well they should.,
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2:37 pm
It’s because he’s a new comer who’s been playing like a pro. That’s why he’s gotten so much attention, this new guy shows up and starts dominating the field and winning games like no tomorrow. Then someone makes a comment that was taken as a racist statement after Lin and his team lost a game.
It helps to, you know, RESEARCH just a bit. Even a little bit can at least give you SOME footing.
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3:14 pm
I think the NBA is exploiting him and may even be paying the other teams off to play soft D on him. If they can make Lin popular, they have a market of over 2 billion people in China to sell their merchandise off to.
Already this week, Lin’s jeresy is the top selling NBA item.
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2:44 pm
First the blacks, now the yellows? When will America’s Whites stand up and take back the sport THEY created? Whatever happened to the Jimmy the Greeks of the world, the sports commentators who had the fortitude to tell it like it is? I swear, the only professional sports I can stand to watch these days are my VHS tapes of Major League Baseball, pre-1945. And NASCAR, of course.
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8:30 pm
James Naismith was Canadian…
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11:28 pm
heh busted Basketball was created by a canadian
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6:04 pm
James Naismith may have been from the Socialist Republik of Kanada, but he was working in the crown jewel of the Northeast, Springfeld Massachusetts, when he created the game of basket-ball. Where, exactly, was he working? That’s right, The local YMCA (Young Men CHRISTIAN Association).
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5:28 pm
Christwire, I have to say this is your most offensive article yet.
Give Jeremy Lin The Asian The credit that He deserves and at least call it “LINNACURATE.”
WHAT, ChristWire is just TOO GOOD FOR THE LIN PUNS?
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6:29 pm
why is your name so familiar?
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11:41 pm
Having seen films such as ” White Chicks” staring 2 afro american Wayans brothers as Caucasian females. I believe that J.Lin is actually a afro american in cosmetics. Asians are good with math and medical knowledge. Afro Americans are the ones who are good with basketball.
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7:42 am
That’s just racist on six different levels.
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11:59 pm
No way does some slope that no one’s ever heard of just pop up as a media sensation unless someone’s been paid off.
The Chinese sent this diplomat over here to appraise the value of all things American after they agreed to become America’s banker. Nope this Jeremy Lin guy is a commie plant, a distraction far removed from China’s first strike target. He’s surrounded by the yellow version of the Russian KGB who’ve got orders to kill him if he talks to anyone here in the US or attempts to defect. America must remain vigilant during these difficult times.
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7:45 am
History says otherwise,jackass
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7:44 am
Xenophobia is a bad thing…..
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9:24 am
I cannot believe that you are going in this direction. It makes me sad to see the level of stupidity you are displaying. Christwire, all of you are unfortunate.
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11:52 am
Quite the statement coming from the daughter of Lilith…
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11:45 am
Tell me that when your burning in hell for all eternity sister, worshiping your pagan false deities.
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