Choosing Homosexuality: The Neo-Con Christian Fallacy
One of the most common justifications that Christians employ for the persecution of homosexuals is that homosexuality is a choice. “By actively choosing it,” they say, “they have condemned their souls to Hell.” Well, I’m a Christian, and who knows what happens to your soul if you’re gay? I sure don’t. All I know is, homosexuality is not a choice. If it were, I would have made that choice long ago.
Let me explain. Have any of your ever tried actually dating a woman? It is a horrible experience. Women are fickle creatures; they have no idea what they actually want, yet they insist on their every whim being catered to as though it were the will of God. Bought her a gift, but it’s not just what she wanted? Made her dinner, but forgot the garnish? Say goodbye to sex, for at least a week. And once a month, this already erratic behavior is exacerbated by the menstrual cycle, and if not for the promise that sex will resume when it’s all over, any reasonable man would slash his own throat to be free of it.
Ah, and sex. Yet another thing women can’t make their minds up over. Men are simple: show me something that arouses me, and I’m good to go. Womens’ sexual behavior can range from rabid to utterly frigid, and there is absolutely no consistent trigger for either end of that spectrum. I’ve been forced to go without sex for weeks at a time, followed by a whole week of nonstop, virulent, slave-driven intercourse. And then they complain when we can’t perform consistently!
I would totally be into this, if I had the choice.
I get along with men so much better than I get along with women. Men make sense. They know what they want, and they go after it. No hinting at it it or playing games. They do things when they want to do things. When a man wants sex, he doesn’t let petty feelings get in the way, he goes for it. And there is no menstrual cycle for a man; when he’s in a bad mood, it’s for a reason, and he’ll probably tell you what that reason is. Men don’t hold grudges, we settle them. Simply put, I would be happier dating some of my closest buddies than most of the women out there. If I could have chosen it, I would have chosen to be gay a long time ago.
But I didn’t, because I can’t. I’m attracted to women, and that’s just how it is.
God help me.
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Author: Jeremy Bonaparte
3:02 pm
So, you want to be homogay yet lack the guts to actually go through with it?
You my friend still have a conscious that understands that laying with the same sex is amoral.
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8:34 pm
it isn’t a choice, okay, why would anyone choose to be gay.
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10:47 pm
why would anyone choose to vote for comrade Obama ? , why would anyone choose to murder a child ? (you know the answer to this one) why would anyone choose to rape a small horse ?, why would anyone choose to worship Satan ? why would anyone choose to rape a white christian child ? why… etc.
The answer is simple, BECAUSE they are SINISTER SICK, DEPRAVED, GODLESS SINNERS.
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10:51 pm
Votes are a choice
Murder is a (bad) choice
Raping a small horse is a (wrong) choice
Worship is a choice
Rape of anybody is a (bad) choice
Homosexuality is NOT a choice. Simple as that.
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10:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH there you have it, you admit that you have no idea why they would choose to be gay, therefore you have never come to a point in your life where you decided, you have simply always wanted women. It is the same with gays, they do not undertand why people wold be straight, but they have never liked women.
I do not rape horses, i cannot stress that enough, if these derogatory insults toward me continue than i will reply to you with similar insults.
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10:58 pm
Wait i just read that more carefully. YOU SAID WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE TO RAPE A WHITE CHRISTIAN CHILD, THEREFORE YOU DO KNOW WHY THEY WOULD WANT TO RAPE OTHER KINDS OF CHILDREN WHICH MEANS YOU THINK IT IS OKAY AND MAY HAVE DONE IT.
Check and mate you racist pedophiliac bastard.
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11:07 pm
Your atheism is rotting your brain.
I also wrote “etc.” Do you know what that means ?
I am a Christian and i am also not a gay so it is impossible i would support something like child rape.
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11:12 pm
Homosexuality dosen’t include child rape.
If only you weren’t so stubborn in your idiocy you might be a better person.
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8:28 am
Most homosexuals rape children, that’s why it’s a sin!
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7:14 pm
Um no, a few homosexuals rape children. Almost all do not.
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9:21 pm
the ignorance is strong with this creep fucker!
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12:09 am
Because the sex is HOT!
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11:31 pm
You cannot choose if you are attracted to men or women. It’s a part of you and cannot be changed. My friend, Jacob, has received HELL for being gay but can’t change who he is. My entire life in junior high was ruined after everyone found out I’m bisexual. I still can’t help that I’m into girls. Why would someone decide they wanted to be a minority, and one that recrives a whole lot of Hell for being them.
By the way… Woot! Washington legalized gay marriage!
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11:37 pm
Well.. that is a compelling argument. But…
GAY BUTTSECKS 4 EVERYBODY
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11:04 pm
HAVE ALL THE GAY SEX! ALL OF IT! Hey, can we talk about how Rick Santorum apparently thinks about gay porn more than everyone else? I think we got a closeted homosexual and a crysterbater on our hands when he gets mad at his gay boner.
And yes, that is his face made out of gay porn.
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1:14 am
Well to be fair, pretty much everyone’s life is ruined in Junior High. But I disagree. I WOULD choose to be gay. Life would be MUCH easier that way. I can’t stand dating women, and if I could choose not to, I would make that choice immediately.
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12:29 pm
They will receive a lot of hell, for eternity. And stop pretending to be bisexual, nobody believes it, Lesbians are just a modern invention.
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9:25 pm
genetics and instinct were invented?
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12:09 am
Not learning how to spell is IMmoral. It makes understanding the dribble that you write, that much harder to comprehend. I felt I should tell you that, as I didn’t want other peoples’ inability to read your post on my conscIENCE.
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1:22 am
Someone needs to brush up on their grammar. Especially concerning punctuation.
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7:56 pm
What is it that makes the punctuation so “concerning”?
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9:25 pm
look, at, all, these, unnatural, pauses, it’s, almost, a, chore, to, read.
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9:23 pm
Get fucked. Is that good enough for you?
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9:26 pm
I’m sorry, no sex till marriage for me.
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1:13 am
I just dearly wish that I could fall in love with men. I can’t. It’s not who I am!!
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7:40 am
Sounds like you’re with a real bitch.
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10:33 am
Is it possible to be with any other kind of woman?
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1:36 am
This article doesn’t even make sense. This guy writes that he wants badly to be with men, and he lists the benefits, but he instead chooses his god-directed duty to be with women, no matter how much effort it takes him. He just grimaces and gets on with it.
Liberals aren’t very smart, are they? He just proved that sexuality IS A CHOICE! And no matter how strongly we are attracted to the sweet promises on man-on-man meth-enhanced inter-racial love, we instead face the mother of our children each night, sigh, and get on with it.
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10:35 am
No, sexuality is about who you’re attracted to. For me, that’s women. I can’t change that. I would rather be with a man, if not for the fact that thinking about one naked makes my skin crawl.
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10:43 am
I’m pretty sure this article is a suspiciously gay version of a Jedi mind trick. He’st trying to confuse us into wanting men, I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on here.
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11:41 am
I’d ask if you were that stupid to believe that, but then again, the answer is already a resounding yes.
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11:53 am
I thought you only believed in miracles from your god… Jedi mind tricks sound suspiciously heathen.
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12:42 pm
Is it working, Adam? Do you feel the URGES?
Just kidding.
You’re just fucking retarded.
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10:58 pm
Who the fuck cares.
Flight. Of the. FUCKING. Concords. That’s all that matters here.
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12:24 pm
i almost vomited reading that. The author is obviously an extremely confused homosexual misogynist and needs to go and attend the Marcus Bachmann Institute For Curing Gayness before he gets AIDS and starts raping little boys and barnyard animals.
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10:39 pm
DO YOU NOT SEE THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS HERE? THOSE GUYS ARE THE BALLS. THE BALLS. FUCK YES.
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3:08 am
being gay is in no way a choice. why would i choose for people to hate me for who i love? women are complicated, i am one and i do not even understand them, so why would i “choose” to be with them?
you cannot cure gay people. they aren’t sick. homosexuality is not a disease.
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10:36 pm
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE GUYS FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS YEAH!
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