Chris Brown Revives Career; Overcomes Beating at Hands of Rihanna.
R&B (rhythm and Blacks) black superstar Chris Brown finally overcame the stigma of being physically abused at the hands of Rihanna by winning a Grammy last night.
Chris Brown, a talented Black dancer and vocal prodigy who hearkens back to the glory days of Minstrel shows and who got his start in the church choir, suffered a devastating blow to his reputation two years ago, after he was brutally beaten by pop diva Rihanna — a Barbadian singer known for her sexual promiscuity and practice of Voodoo.
Rihanna, whose Barbadian culture entails bloodthirsty savage voodoo rituals that desecrate the name of the Holy Sprit, struck Brown with such ferocity that his career was in jeopardy — all the while she enjoyed a rise in fame by appearing in numerous other Gangster rapper videos and songs, unscathed and without having to face consequence. Her voodoo shamanism obviously played a role in procuring her more employment opportunities.
In the Blacks women community, Brown received an immense amount of flak for defending himself against the vile attack because he subsequently blackened Rihanna’s eye in the struggle. The Black women-ran liberal media began to slander Brown’s reputation without even knowing the entire story — in a manner similar to the Don Imus incident.
The fact of the matter is that Chris Brown became a victim of the media, who heaped an entire generation of Black blame onto him. Because he began his career in a church, people have constantly wanted to see this beautiful messenger of the word of God fail.
Not once did someone stop and attempt to give one of our generations finest jiggers a shoulder to lean on, or advice for overcoming the pitfalls of women’s irrationality.
As the police report states — Brown was driving in his vehicle, attempting to give Rihanna a diamond-encrusted engagement ring to symbolize his love when Rihanna, overcome by a potent strain of Jamaican “marijuana” weed, began striking Chris Brown in the jugular and temple, causing him to sway into oncoming traffic, almost hitting a chorus-line of Christian orphans.
As Brown began to plead with Rihanna to calm down, the pop diva leapt onto him, gnashing her teeth with all the fury of a Black Panther gangmember. In order to nullify the violence and potential bloodshed, Brown used a karate technique known as a “Donkey Punch” in order to peacefully and gently neutralize the situation.
Brown, was of course arrested by the corrupt Los Angeles police force, while Rihanna escaped in a cloud of black God-hating voodoo smoke to the nearest Currency Exchange.
While blacks (and hispanics) corrupt our Christian neighborhoods with drug music and gangster rap, there are little to none who exhibit exemplary behavior — Chris Brown being one of them. So it is for that reason, that I tip my derby hat to him (but in no way do I encourage him to continue his career of gangster rap).
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Author: Mark E. Figs
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8:37 pm
THIS ARTICLE IS SO RACIST YOU SAY BLACK PEOPLE SHOW BAD BEHAVIOR ALWAYS COMPARED TO CHRISTIANS. Well you know who was very christian, John Wayne Gacy, notorious serial killer. Also Rihanna does not practice voodoo, where are you getting that from.
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3:02 am
Joseph Stalin, notorious mass murderer was atheist. So your point is moot first point is moot.
Also Rihanna’s roots come from Barbados. A land that is notorious for practicing Voodoo.
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12:38 pm
Every single one of these people is racist without exception. They want black people DEAD.
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12:40 pm
That is not true.
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12:44 pm
It IS true. I read some articles here, and YOU want to MURDER black people. Just because they’re BLACK. You’re RACIST.
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8:39 pm
Rihanna doesn’t practice voodoo.
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3:48 am
Rhianna is from the satanic voodoo island of Barbados and is an extreme danger to our children’s souls. Chris Brown on the other hand is a Americanized black therefore his tribal urges have been somewhat soothed
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12:31 pm
Tribal urges? That is so ignorant. I hope a gang of africanized bees carry your family away in your sleep
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12:47 pm
Yeah, because apparently SAVAGELY BEATING YOUR WIFE is SOOTHING.
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8:59 pm
Rihanna doesn’t practice voodoo
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9:00 pm
why does this randomly not allow me to post certain comments.
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12:10 am
One Word:
RACISM!!!
1) Rihanna does not practice VooDoo
2) Just because someone is not cucassian DOES NOT make them a gangster.
3) The HISPANICS, not Mexicans, or rather South Americans have more faithful, commited, true Christians than the U.S. (NOTE: this is my opinion not fact)
4) You are a HORrible liar. Next time make it more believable and less like fiction.
5) You have HORrendous taste in style!
Good Day!
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7:12 am
Didn’t Chris Brown kick Rihanna’s ass for no reason? And also, where in the flying hell did you get the idea that Rihanna practices Voodoo, and even then, voodoo is nothing like how we have made it. It’s as misunderstood as the word Jihad. Jihad simply means “Struggle”. These terrorist assholes make it look like something else.
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10:14 am
Only a terrorist would use the word Jihad.
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12:34 pm
Jihad means struggle. Can you explain how saying Jihad makes you a terrorist? Can you implicate me in terrorist plots now based solely on the fact that I said the word Jihad? Or do you not realize that you just used the word so you must be a terrorist to. Terrorist.
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12:42 pm
Jihad is a contextual word. You have to use it in context. You can have a ‘jihad’ to overcome eating falafels and becoming fat. You can have a ‘jihad’ to cleanly shave your face.
You can also have a ‘jihad’ against Americans and a ‘religious jihad’, that is, a ‘holy war’ to exterminate your enemy. Unfortunately, religious jihadists have declared war upon America and democracy. For the sake of freedom, our allies and ourselves, we have no choice but to dominate every Mideast society that believes in jihad to be safe.
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10:55 am
Great article. I have recently heard voodoo is spreading through the South today. We don’t need some voodoo tramp whose in the public spotlight spreading anymore of this crap.
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11:54 am
I read this and all my mind saw was lie, lie, lie, lie ,lie. Your idiocy makes me want to slam my head into a wall
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12:35 pm
I thought you guys should know, but CHRIS BROWN actually beat RIHANNA. DUH. Get your facts STRAIGHT before you write ARTICLES, you bunch of DUMMIES.
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12:42 pm
It’s dreadful the way these liberals twist things around and always blame men for everything, especially when it’s clear that this fallen woman was using Satanic voodoo magic.
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5:14 pm
Of course she’s using satanic voodoo magic, because that exists…
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