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ChristWire Prophesy True: Adam Lambert Revealed to Be New Lead Singer of Queen, Spectre for Gay Freddie Mercury
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- Three years ago, Freddie Mercury inserted himself into Adam Lambert and possessed him with impossibly gay talents of dramatic falsetto, stage presence and flamboyance unknown to the minds of normal men. Now, Freddie Mercury has managed to take over his band ‘Queen’ again and threatens to trick another generation of normal men into singing homosexual power ballads at sporting events.
Adam Lambert announced to be ‘new’ lead singer of Queen.
Two years ago, liberals laughed and mocked my journalism. I saw a boy child on tv named Adam Lambert, singing in impossibly tuned falsetto and waving his little black nails all around while doing so. Immediately I recognized a flamboyant glint in his eye and sashaying hips: it was a walk all too well known and common: Freddie Mercury. Somehow, the ghost demon of Freddie Mercury had been reborn and I knew it. Satan was making a second pass to revive the greatest rock music threat to heterosexuality: Queen.
Many Americans fail to realize that Queen is what you call euphamism, that is, minced words. In the gay world, queen actually means “A man who dresses like a woman and tricks another man into colon clenching fornication, then a shameful/horrifying discovery when the light of days hits the brown stained hotel sheets’. That is, queens are men who dress like women to trick us normal men into illegal backyard touchdown passes.
Freddie Mercury and his band Queen had amazing music ability: do not get me wrong. If rock music were not naturally Satanic, I’d have to say those Queen boys were the most talented musicians of all time. But since they wrote power anthems for the gay agenda and tricked us normal men into singing it at football and baseball games, they get a 0/10 stars in my books and are more lowly ranked than Sublime, Chumbawumba and Black Vile Brides combined.
Now Adam Lambert has finally revealed Satan’s master plan. Many of you right now are upset because you think Freddie Mercury can never be replaced, but you are missing the big picture. Queen is so important to the homogay agenda, that Satan has allowed Mercury’s demon to roam the Earth and pick a new vessel for his voice. Adam Lambert’s talents and abilities are nearly par with Freddie Mercury.
With Freddie Mercury now leading his band again, an entirely new generation of men are going to be converted to homosexuality. Did you know that during Queen’s most prominent years, that 1 out of every 5 men were converted into homosexuals. That’s a whopping 20% of men were choosing to become gay.
The day Freddie Mercury allegedly ‘passed away’, the number instantly dropped to 2%, where it has remained until now. Already on YouTube, videos with the keywords “coming out” “gay docking” and “secret lollipops” have increased by over 78% on YouTube. You know what this means! Mr. Owl homotootsie time is spreading, idiots!
America, how many times must we let the gays lick us with the same old tricks before we do something! Why did we not boycott Adam Lambert when I first warned you all nearly 3 YEARS AGO THAT THIS BOY WAS THE MOST TALENTED GAY REBORN IN A NEW BODY!
We cannot afford to have Freddie Mercury fighting for gays again! Turn on your car radio! At least once a day, you will here gay anthems like “Another One Bites the Dust” (song about giving mouth jobs to old men!) Killer Queen (anal assassins) Bicycle (“Riding” A Gays banana seat twiddle rompus!) “We will Rock You” (Obvious) and most infamous, We Are The Champions (saying gays will eventually get to mount us all and wildly jostle us in celebration).
Today’s news is terrifying and just you watch. The new Queen is going to take America by storm and no backside will be safe. The gays are gaining power again my friends and just like 30 years ago, a saspirallia moustache tickler with the greatest voice of all time is to blame. Freddie Mercury (Adam Lambert) has come again, to be the voice of homosexuality’s push to allow gay marriage everywhere. Just you watch, the dire prediction will come true.
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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And you got your information on this where exactly?
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“America, how many times must we let the gays lick us with the same old tricks before we do something!”
Exactly Abe, exactly.
I’m growing weary of the licking. We Christians are coated in sweet nectar of faith that makes us targets for this kind of agenda. I for one am tired of it.
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You’re not Christians, you’re extreme idiots… No offence but you’re not as “pure” as you think, you’re the opposite. The reason you freaks (not normal Christians) are mocked is because everything you say is wrong, plain and simple, your facts about life and the way it works are wrong and you’ve screwed up the once moral teachings of the Bible by taking it all literally because you’re too dumb to realise the Parables as metaphors!!
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Gays salivate at the site of a good family man. If there is one thing true about gays, is that they also worship Freddie Mercury. Hopefully enough of them will be upset by this and massively boycott/protest so we don’t have the second coming of Queen.
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“Gays salivate at the site of a good family man.”
I believe you mean “sight”.
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you know whats hilarious, Adam Lambert has his own band and doesn’t need to take a rock legend’s place, Freddie is an amazing musician and your god is a great work of fiction you crazy fuckers shut the fuck up about ‘emosexual’ ther is NO SUCH THING! you stupid twit ninnys.
Freddie Mercury was more real than your god with one thrust in you husbands anus. have a nice fucking day!
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What are you rambling about? Adam Lambert is the new lead singer of Queen. Adam Lambert, much like Freddie, is openly gay. How can you say Queen does not have a gay agenda?
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is not queen a disbanded Band ???
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Are you fucking stupid. Yes Freddie was Gay, big fucking deal they had no Agenda to turn other people gay they thought it was their own god damned choice hell they could be masochists and it wouldn’t matter to Queen. They did what they loved and Adam Lambert is a totally different genre of music than Queen was.
If anyone was going to do lead vocals it would have been Brian Mays (Lead guitarist and Straight member of the band) And i happen to recall that Freddie was Married to a woman named Mary who broke his heart so he turned to men for comfort, big deal. what does it matter where he stuck his dick as long as it wasn’t in your ass.
I do believe you all forgot to mention Fat Bottomed Girls. That song has very straight intentions i believe.
Freddie was a legend and he would not be replaced by Adam Lambert who is talented in his own way but not to the degree of Freddie.
Sorry to say but what will happen if Gays Marry?
-Will the world implode: Nope.
-Will California Break off and sink into the sea?: Nope.
GAYS WILL MARRY that is all people get over yourself marriage isn’t even right in gods eyes because it would be incest anyways right.
Everyone is gods children which means no one should get married.
Or if you prefer the argument Marriage is for procreation:
Say a man and a woman try and try and try and nothing, does that mean they shouldn’t get married if their in love? I don’t fucking think so.
I digress, Shove your stupid fucking “Gay Agenda” Down your throat.
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I agree with the last part. We must shove the gay agenda back into the throat of all those who are trying to advocate it.
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WOOOOOW. You’re a stupid twat. No you need to take your “gay agenda” and shove it down your OWN throat.
There is nothing wrong with gays getting married. It happened before and nothing was wrong with the world.
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It happened before and the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah erupted in a blazing hellfire.
It happened in Greece and Rome right before the downfall of their civilizations.
So as you can see, there clearly is something wrong with allowing gays to marry.
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Greece and Rome had dictators for leaders which was the down fall. Dictatorships never work. Sodom and Gomorrah may have been real cities but their storys are fictional, made up by men who were crazy.
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So we agree. Dictators allow gays to marry and any truly free nation will prevent this atrocity from ever occurring in their borders.
I mean look at chairman Obama allowing homogay marriages to take place in our nation.
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There is nothing wrong with Gay marriage. The dictatorships fell because power went to their head. Look at the UK, they alow gays to marry and whats happening there, Nothing.
People should have the FREEDOM of chosing who they want to marry, there is such thing as a nonreligious wedding. The government had basically turned into a dictatorship under Bush. He told us what sex we can and can not marry and that is not right, I’m a bisexual female who has been with both sexes and let me tell you girls are much better in bed then boys are.
There is no gay agenda we don’t give a flying fuck who is and isn’t gay we just want to be happy you ignorant word twisting ninny.
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Yeah, lets look at the UK. it’s an Orwellian police state that monitors you 24/7, and the local people are starting to convert to Islam because the laws there have barred their Christians from addressing the sinful direction of that socialist nation.
Also your blatant display of promiscuity is disgusting. No moral innocent man would want to get near your used goods lest they risk getting an STD.
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A.) I’ve been with Two people total, both virgins.
B.) i don’t give a fuck if guys wanna get with me, i have a girlfriend.
C.) Okay you got me on the UK, but there is such thing as freedom in this country and i do believe homosexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, transgendereds and heterosexuals all share the same rights.
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You’re a harlot that preys upon virgins. Truly deserving of the title of succubus.
As for your homogay relationship I feel sorry that your life partner has such a loose amoral lover. I wouldn’t even wish that upon Rachel Maddow or Rosie O’donnell.
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oh man your funny, the first time was with a Boy and i was a virgin too. second time was with a girl and we had both agreed to do it she was a virgin and the last time i had sex at the time was about 6 months. My life partner and i have talked greatly about my past and we have come to the conclusin that we don’t care. She loves me for who i am not how pure my body is. I love her for who she is not what she’s done in the past. Many of you exreamists don’t understand that love is looking past the persons faults and finding the real person there, and as for loose, nah babe i’m pretty fucking tight. Amoral its my morals that i belive in, lover hell yes im a lover. So I’m a tight moral lover you see, because i’ve had sex with one boy (whom i dated for almost two years before that time) and i ate one girl out (whom i knew since we were about six, its human ceriousity.)
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How can you say you love someone if you won’t marry them. (or in your case form a separate yet equal domestic partnership.)
I can’t even begin to tell you how many people I have had to cut ties with simply because they weren’t virgins, had the wrong color, or have had impure thoughts about the same sex. Yet it’s the fate I am resigned to for being a former atheist. I have to sift through all the sinful garbage in order to find a golden nugget that someday I can marry. Yet people like you make my job harder and harder by tempting the innocent with lustful sin.
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I would marry my girlfriend in a heartbeat if the government would allow us. And like i said these two were both willing i don’t think i forced them to do anything they didn’t want to do. Seeing as i have no rape charges It’s clear that we were both in understanding.
Sorry for making your nugget search so hard maybe you should try Christianmingle.com
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Except marriage can only be between a man and a woman. As I have said before you have the less offensive option of forming a domestic partnership. It’s still a one way ticket to hell, but at least it doesn’t desecrate the sanctity of marriage.
And don’t you think I’ve tried that? It’s full of liars that can’t meet my reasonable standards.
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You don’t think the 50% divorce rate doesn’t do that, or the drive through weddings, the wife beaters, the people who marry others so they can get their money after they die. What about Catholics, or Jews, or Muslims, or Islamic? Do they desecrate the sanctity of marriage.
Oh yes civil unions, well lets see shall we, We don’t have the same rights like :
Social Security benefits upon death, disability or retirement of spouse, as well as benefits for minor children.
Family and Medical Leave protections to care for a new child or a sick or injured family member
Workers’ Compensation protections for the family of a worker injured on the job
Access to COBRA insurance benefits so the family doesn’t lose health insurance when one spouse is laid off
ERISA (Employee Retirement Income Security Act) protections such as the ability to leave a pension, other than Social Security, to your spouse
Exemptions from penalties on IRA and pension rollovers
Exemptions from estate taxes when a spouse dies
Exemptions from federal income taxes on spouse’s health insurance
The right to visit a sick or injured loved one, have a say in life and death matters during hospitalization.
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There you go again whining that the government isn’t giving you enough…
Tough break, feel free to leave at anytime.
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Well there you go again being an extremist. Everyone has the right to marry in this country, biracial couples, Christians, Catholics, Islamic, Muslim, Atheist, Why not gay, it just don’t find the just quality in this broken system, You know what i think i might just go up to Canada (Who’s health care is amazing might I add)and get married there and come back, then i am legally married.
Maybe you should lower your standards a little and see what love could blossom from you its not like you have to convert. I still don’t see a gay agenda, what I see are some extremist Christians scared because they were probably touched by a priest at a very young age.
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“Everyone has the right to marry in this country”
This is where you liberals sicken me. Blanket statements are so dangerous. What about a girl and a horse? Or an adult and a child? Or a brownie and a rock?
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how about i revise it every human being has the right to marry. Jerry Lee Lewis and his ssecond cousin (he was in his twenties and she was 13)
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You just stated you want adults to marry kids. We know your agenda.
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Twisting my words. I was giving an example where the government has allowed a child and adult to get married you twit, I never said that they should.
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I wasn’t talking about your example. I was talking about your revision.
“every human “
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August, shut the hell up you mentally retarded monkey. Only someone like you would construe that sentence to mean something completely different.
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Well my revision is technically correct, as long as they are of age, and heterosexual in this country.
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Of age and heterosexual. We are now 2/3 of the way there.
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Now your really starting to piss me off okay, there is nothing wrong with people marring other humans that are of age, as long as they love each other i hope you find out your daughter has has lesbian relationships and got fucked up the ass by a big black man.
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And instead of posting sensible things you degrade into typical irrational behavior. Any visitor reading your post now sees your true agenda of hate. You should apologize immediately and try to regain some sense of humanity.
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typical liberal, they lose an argument and start the obscenities.
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Because Queen disbanded sometime ago, try again Jackass.
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No they are still out there. They tour with guest singers.
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Abe queen is no longer together and what makes you thing queen is ever going to be together
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Eli, you would think that at least one in 100 posts you would be accidentally correct. But alas, you are wrong every time. http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/07/queen-wants-lady-gaga-as-its-new-lead-singer/
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August i listen to queen but they’re only Brian May and Roger Taylor now because freddy is dead and John left the band
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Adam lambert sounds nothing like freddy and adam is jewish and gay so once again your wrong
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God striked down the first queen with aids he will strike this one down too.
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