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Danica Patrick 2012 NASCAR Gatorade Duels Daytona 500 Crash Proves Women Cannot Drive, Compete With Men
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Danica Patrick Daytona 500 crash does not surprise any logical human as anything but inevitable.
The image above is what happens when you let a woman named Danica Patrick behind the wheel of a powerful car. Maybe it’s because women are more inclined to know the balast of a top heavy mini-van, but as a married man I’m here to say one thing: woman cannot drive and have no business in Nascar, Daytona or any other sport where quick thinking, lightning fast reflexes and trying to compete with men is involved.
Notice how Patrick, in the humorously odd lime green car, is trailing most of the race. She gets herself stuck in an odd outside positition, then tries to clamor back in. Maybe she was daydreaming about makeup or whoring herself as a website spokesmodel? Who knows? The mind of women are fickle and don’t stick with one topic for every long.
But what we do see is something you will see every time you allow women in these events.
Just like there is a WNBA we can watch for a humorous display of undersized midgets wrestling around and making comical passes and even more odd looking shots until we grow bored, until Knicks or Heat where real basketball players are competing, there needs to be a WNASCAR. Though instead of that W standing for Women, every married man can consider himself a full time ticket holder and say the W stands for ‘wife’. The result is going to be the same if you allow Danica, your wife or George Takei’s great great great Asian grandmother behind the wheel. It’s going to be wreck city and the woman will not be able to compete.
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You recognize me from my appearances on shows like Maury and Doc Phil. If you don't like what I'm saying back up off right now because I'm here to speak my mind and teach men how to be men again over their women. 
Godaddy is a heathen website also. It’s no doubt there’s a satanic plot to infiltrate and demean Godly NASCAR amist.
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Yes. This is why we all transferred our domains to another domain hosting website last December. And SOPA is another reason too.
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I’m thankful technology has made it so that racers can walk away from crashes like that. I don’t really follow racing at all. Is she actually any good or more there to sell products and be pretty, like Kornikova with tennis?
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I’m just glad she is driving where she can’t run over a bus stop of children. She is a horrible driver, also the car was totaled. In this economy can America afford such reckless publicity stunts?
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Women really have no right to be out there on the track, for their own sake’s. I realize it’s trendy to include ladies in men’s sports, but this sort of thing is getting ridiculous.
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“Women really have no right to be out there on the track, for their own sake’s.”
Billings, women are no less capable of driving race cars than men are. Or have you forgotten that Dan Wheldon was a MALE?
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Dan Wheldon, could win a race once in a while. She is out there like a sideshow freak.
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No need for the comma, idiot.
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Because, I, am, right. ,
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No, you’re not right. Wheldon was still in an accident so bad that he lost his life, Patrick was not.
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How many races has Danica won? How many did Weldon win? Also the wheldon wreck was caused by others. He had a career 5.7 safety rating while racing. She had a 2.7 safety racing in open wheel.
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“Also the wheldon wreck was caused by others.”
Males, no doubt.
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Claire, you are such a hateful person. Why must you mock the dead?
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she did the same thing here: http://christwire.org/2011/10/two-time-indy-500-champ-dan-wheldon-dies-if-tragic-fiery-crash/
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Claire is just really a scary person. She cheers the death of innocent life and fantisizes about mutilating my genitals. I’m still suspicious that she was trying to break the code on my gate the same week that calico cat I posted about was suddenly adopted.
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Nowhere did I mock Dan Wheldon in that article. Here are my comments from it:
“Notice how Dracula didn’t reply when you asked how you were making this about you.”
“You did NOT address how The Jew was supposedly making this “about himself.””
“No, you did NOT, Dracula.”
“That was only in reply to your accusation that he was making it about himself, you fucking idiot.”
“EXCUSE me?”
“In case you haven’t noticed, Dracula, Wheldon had a son AND A DAUGHTER.”
“How can you honestly justify disrespecting his daughter in such a way by referring to her as a son?”
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“Claire is just really a scary person. She cheers the death of innocent life and fantisizes about mutilating my genitals. I’m still suspicious that she was trying to break the code on my gate the same week that calico cat I posted about was suddenly adopted.”
Adam, shut up. I’ve been threatening to mutilate your genitals for years now yet just four months ago you were saying bullshit like this:
“So how about we go out for that coffee? We could then maybe curl up at my hotel and watch some movies, bring the cats too?”
“I thought a night of cuddling and watching Animal Planet would be fun. You could even bring your cats!”
“In all of that, nowhere do I say I want to kill your cats. I’ve stated I’d make sure they were safe and taken care of, because deep down Claire, I may just love you as a person a little bit. Don’t you feel some connection to me, Claire Bear?”
“Claire, why won’t you give me a chance? Ask yourself this: why would I be so sweet and nice to you? What is my motive if not but to have a coffee with someone who has impressed me?”
“In all seriousness, I’m impressed by you and would like to take you out for maybe perhaps a nice coffee? Is that alright? So you can get to know how nice I really am.”
“Let’s just go out for some coffee or a nice dinner. You can bring all your friends and family with you too, and I’ll bring mine. You will have a great time and then we can see where things go from there?”
“You can have dibs on me, Claire. All this time and you cannot see that I’m just wanting a relationship. I guess it all started recently, there was something you did that made me very interested in having a date with you. There’s always been that allure, perhaps it is that we’re both into the sciences. But there is just something about you that I find quite nice.”
“Just know that if you ever want to go out for that coffee, my doors are open as long as you’re still a size two.”
http://christwire.org/2011/10/should-k-states-emaw-slogan-be-outlawed-for-sexism/
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So disrespectful……
Also how come you never answered my question yesterday? I mean, if I don’t answer one of yours you declaire claireictory in like 5 minutes.
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“She cheers the death of innocent life”
Where have I ever cheered the death of innocent life? You’re the one who admitted to smiling whenever a stray cat is euthanized and practically ejaculates at the thought of nuking the Middle East.
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“Also how come you never answered my question yesterday? I mean, if I don’t answer one of yours you declaire claireictory in like 5 minutes.”
What question?
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Claire, one, it’s sad that you have committed all that to memory so you can try to tie me up, sodomize me and then mutilate me as you have promised to do.
I’ll just be frank here. I want you to come visit so the authorities can get a good look at you, to match up to the blurry video of the person trying to break into our neighborhood the week of the calico cat picture release. I’m sure it was you but I really need to be sure, because again it’s scary that I show you nothing but love but in return you vow to hurt me, repeatedly.
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“Claire, one, it’s sad that you have committed all that to memory so you can try to tie me up, sodomize me and then mutilate me as you have promised to do.”
I don’t have it all committed to memory. Basically I recalled you saying that you wanted to “cuddle” with me in a hotel room, so I did a simple Google search for “christwire adam nelson cuddle” and it popped right up.
“I’ll just be frank here. I want you to come visit so the authorities can get a good look at you, to match up to the blurry video of the person trying to break into our neighborhood the week of the calico cat picture release. I’m sure it was you but I really need to be sure”
You’re sure it was me? Well it wasn’t. For one, I’ve never driven an automobile, so I couldn’t have driven there. Two, I couldn’t have gotten a ride from my parents, because that would have required telling them about this website. Three, my parents would never agree to adopt a third cat. It’s already WWIII in this house between my two cats. Four, I couldn’t have taken a plane, because again, that would have required telling my parents. The one and only time I went out of state without my parents was in 8th grade when I went to D.C. with my school. I have an idea, how about you get a copy of the surveillance photo from the authorities and post it up here?
“, because again “it’s scary that I show you nothing but love but in return you vow to hurt me, repeatedly.”
You’ve never shown me “love”, nor have I EVER wanted you to. Why would I want “love” from a misogynist who views me as nothing more than an incubator? And let us not forget that you’ve threatened to harm my cats.
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Claire, I have never threatened your cute little cat there. I’ve only stated that if I saw it as a stray, I would treat it equally to any other stray and take it to an animal shelter where I know the staff will do the right thing.
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Adam, shut up. Just…shut up.
Shall we forget how you said that you would have given the entire population of Haiti the plague before the earthquake? You have no room to talk.
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Yes, I would love to give plague to the Haitians who are ravaging that society. Do you have any idea how life down there works?
How thugs are ruling the streets with a mix of mysticism to allow them to rape and pillage, all while shooting anyone they want? It’s like every other home was filled with Saddam Hussein. The situation down there is very grim, Claire. Have you ever been to Haiti to see it first hand?
I’ve now been and let me tell you, it is not pretty. “Lucky” families live in homes that are a bit smaller than closets in Wingate hall. Families usually consist of a mother and several children. They have to worry about illness and eating, and also these maniacs coming from nowhere and doing whatever they please.
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“Yes, I would love to give plague to the Haitians who are ravaging that society. Do you have any idea how life down there works?”
Well that also involves giving the plague to innocent men, woman and children who are doing NOTHING to ravage their society.
“Have you ever been to Haiti to see it first hand?”
No, I have not, but I would like to, as I’ve never been outside of the U.S.
“I’ve now been and let me tell you, it is not pretty. “Lucky” families live in homes that are a bit smaller than closets in Wingate hall.”
Oh isn’t that so freaking cute, you drawing a comparison with something from my own life. Well guess what? I never lived in Wingate.
“Families usually consist of a mother and several children. They have to worry about illness and eating, and also these maniacs coming from nowhere and doing whatever they please.”
Illness? You mean like the plague that you wish to give them?
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Claire, we both know that will never happen. Law will never allow use of biological weapons in such ways, officially. The emotional point I was making is that the situation in Haiti is grim. It makes me angry that nothing is being done about it. It is a beautiful country with a potential tourism industry that could do it well, but its government is so worthless and streets ruled by massive gangs of thugs so vile they make Idi Amin look like a Girl Scout. I don’t think you really grasp how bad it is there.
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adam shut up
you are another Jackass
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Claire, in none of those quotes did I say I would kill your cat. I said I’d give your little pussy cat to animal control.
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Is anyone really surprised that Danielle Patrick wrecked the NASCAR? I’m assuming this article was written before the race, in anticipation of the inevitable.
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I don’t even know who this Danielle is. Why would anyone want to watch nascar anyway? All they do is go around a big circle.
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Thanks Mike. It’s about time someone called it like they see it on the race track. The fact is, women are charged less than men on car insurance and you know why? They drive slower, more carefully, and tell everybody else how to drive. Clearly, they’re unqualified for this sport.
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Obviously you didn’t see the 43 car swerve and hit her car. Get some glasses you old fuck!
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spidergay – It’s clear that the 43 car swerved and struck Patrick’s car because she was in the wrong place.
What’s next a female quarterback in the NFL? It would ruin football! Face it Patrick was hired to be a piece of eye-candy for the cameras why anyone let her get behind the wheel of such a power car is mind boggling.
Ms. Patrick would better serve the Lord if she was at home taking care of her husband and children barefoot & pregnant in the kitchen.
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What is this Football? Do you mean handegg or Futbol?
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I think it’ great Danica is on the track. She gets lots of woman excited about the sport is she is a American hero!
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No, you really have to see it first hand to appreciate it.
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