Daytona 500 Forever Marred by Danica Patrick

Brother Johnathan Bane
• ChristWire
February 28, 2012 3:07 pm10 comments

Danica Looses Control on Lap 2

DAYTONA FL – Straight out of the gate just minutes into this years Daytona 500 the Queen of NASCAR Danica Patrick lost control in the 2nd lap causing a pile up involving multiple vehicles. Later as Juan Montoya was passing her on the outside Patrick swerved

right into his car. Montoya lost control spun out and crashed into a drying truck in turn # 3. The drying truck was carrying a jet dryer and 200 gallons of jet fuel. Both the truck and Montoya’s car burst into flames landing Montoya in the infield and covering the track in burning jet fuel.

 

Montoya crash after being hit by Danica Patrick

In lap 13 another a 7 car pile up occurred after Patrick who was in 38th place tried to pass the 37th car with no possible chance for a victory. This was the 9th Caution Flag of the race, 7 of those incidents have been credited to Patrick according to NASCAR officials.

Danica certainly has kept the race lively as the hour approaches 1:00 am EST and the crowd remains glued to their seats wondering what NASCAR’s 3rd female driver will do next. And she didn’t disappoint! Danica lost control hitting Stenthouse, Tony Stewart, and Legano which resulting in a 7 car crash. 4

38 cars down Danica with 2 laps remaining isn’t taking any guff from her male colleagues. Matt Kenseth wins and when interviewed later he was asked what was going on with Danica. His reply… “It’s lucky she didn’t kill us all. Hey is it true she was a guy once?” NASCAR  has really gone downhill lately and needs to tighten their belt on regulations.

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10 Comments

  • There is WNBA. There is WNCAA. There is Powder Puff football. When will NASCAR realize that it’s just too much to expect women to compete with men, even with something simple like driving?

    There should be a WNASCAR, with lower powered vehicles and less expensive tracks. I’m sure there are plenty of little ladies and moms out there sporting their minivans or sedans, secretly pretending to be a racing legend.

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    • Women could be given cars designed for women. I could see them driving around in Volkswagen beetles and pit stopping for snacks and to pee.

      It would be entertaining to watch them try and fuel-up themselves too.

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    • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

      Why do you hate Danica Patricia so much, are you gay? Lets face it you always degrade women, since you hate women so much you are clearly not attracted to them at all, so you are either gay or A sexual.

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      • You mustn’t have received the memo: Danica is in fact a Man! Not loving him is a sign of heterosexuality.

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  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OH MY GOD THAT GIF. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. THAT’S FANTASTIC. THAT’S THE SHIT RIGHT THERE.

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  • Bonnets Not Burkas Bonnets Not Burkas

    Green is the color of Islam. No wonder she drives like she’s wearing a burka.

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  • Get the ladies off the track. Danica is endangering the men out there and this political correctness nonsense serves no one. She is a threat to everyone’s safety. In Saudi Arabia they don’t even let women drive. Guess what? The number of accidents there is 000.0001% of what they are in America.

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    • Go fuck yourself, Billings. The reason Saudi Arabia has so few auto accidents is because they have nowhere NEAR as many cars on the road, moron.

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  • It wasn’t Danica’s fault either time; the first time, the two MALE drivers who spun out of control pretty much sandwiched her between them, and she had no part in that. She was pretty much the victim here.
    The second time, she had absolutely NOTHING to do with that! The MALE driver lost control of his own car and drove basically head-on into the truck that was supposed to be cleaning the track for safety (ironic, huh?) and the explosion was caused by the impact of the collision and the type of fuel the trucks used. Danica is a good driver, at least she has the guts to be in a race, and you should respect her instead of coming up with lies about her, you sexist bastards.

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