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It is a well known fact that prayer can help you achieve anything, if your Faith is strong enough. It can help you ace a test, cure a cold, defeat diabetes and even win football games. Tim Tebow has proven that time and time again this season. The only time that his prayers did not work was versus the evil New England Patriots because Atheist Wiccan Witches put a curse on him along with millions of Atheist Satanists from around the World, How can one man expect to withstand millions of people chanting Zulu Witchcraft magic to their Dark Lord Satan?
Well today, during the Super Bowl with the NY Giants down by 2 points to the evil New England Patriots and Tom Brady, Tim Tebow once again dropped to one knee in prayer. He asked God to guide Eli Manning and the NY Giants into the endzone for a Touchdown. What happened, you ask? God smote the Vile Tom Brady and his soulless team called the Patriots, 21-17.
This is further proof of why we must return prayer to our schools and teach “Tebowing” to all our children.
Praise the Lord for embarrassing Tom Brady in front of millions of viewers, and proving that Prayer will defeat evil everytime.
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Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay. 
“…Atheist Wiccan Witches put a curse on him along with millions of Atheist Satanists from around the World, How can one man expect to withstand millions of people chanting Zulu Witchcraft magic to their Dark Lord Satan?”
How can they be Atheists but at the same time Satanists? They counteract each other. They don’t and can’t blend. You’re just still butt hurt that your little boytoy Tim lost.
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Satan won’t show you any mercy if you don’t believe in him. You’re actually making his job very simple.
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STUPIDITY!!
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Tebow is everything that is right about America.
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Yet he lost the playoffs. And no, witchcraft had nothing to do with it. If Tebow supposedly had “god” on his side, surely “god” would have had the power to override any and all spells that had been cast on him.
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Actually, I agree with Claire here. We can’t diminish God’s power by claiming Wiccans could somehow alter his will.
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We cannot diminish his power, but seeing the works of Satan can reduce our faith. Tim Tebow saw all his teammates falling into sin (starting at cheerleaders who Satan was making glimmer with sin, dropping the ball because Satan tempted them to sneak drink too much malk liquor right before the game) and all that type of thing. It reduces his faith. The Bible says that by but the faith of a mustard seed, we can move mountains. Tebow’s faith was challenged and he’s still just so young, that he waivered. God still got the last laugh by letting Brady get to the big day and letting another young Christian, Eli Manning, slew him and the Patriots.
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Again…………STUPIDITY!!
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After this miracle atheists can’t deny the existence of God.
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Tebow had nothing to do with the game, aside from maybe commenting it. Ergo, ‘God’ had nothing to do with the game, and why would God care about a game that took place that had no vital outcome whatsoever?
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Football = miracle? I guess the starving kids of the world need more football then.
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Well if their parents had a work ethic they wouldn’t be starving now would they?
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If they had some actual work-opportunities maybe they would have an ethic about it.
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They’re perfectly capable of being entrepreneurs themselves, yet they’re too lazy to actually do so.
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Third world countries say hello.
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Because of a football game, I should become Christian. That says a lot about you.
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Why are we endorsing the idea that a bunch of Wiccan witches could possibly override the will of God?
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Better yet, why are we endorsing the idea that witches altered a football game that would have absoulutely no effect on their lives? WHy are we endorsing the idea that witches fucking exist?
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The Bible tells us that witches are real.
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what page ?
not because someone talk about “sorcery” in the bible that it’s necessary true
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“Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” – Exodus 22:18
I also like the “Basic English” translation of Exodus 22:18 “Any woman using unnatural powers or secret arts is to be put to death”.
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You mean back when people didn’t know how to swim and anyone who was accused of being a witch was fucked? Do you still believe that people who are swimming are being lifted by Satan?
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Is that in Bible ? NO.
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Funny, that was the excuse people used before. Back then, people were pretty stupid, huh? Weird how their line of thinking has still carried on to this day, because of morons like you.
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Can black people swim today?
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I’d like to know where you’re going with this, but then again, I already know since you’re a racist bastard. The ability to swim is not based upon one’s skin color, how’s that, jackass?
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Blacks can’t swim.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24411271/ns/health-childrens_health/t/nearly-percent-black-children-cant-swim/
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And you’re making a 180° from what you were saying awhile ago. There’s also the fact that you’re applying that one study to ALL black people.
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L.N. can you swim ?
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Tebow will have his year next year if he can manage to stay away from the whorelots looking to sap his manhood.
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He makes that old dry CUNT of yours a little moist, hey Susan!!! You want a tebow TEABAGGING….You SLUTTY OLD TRAMP!!
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Hey, I bet you really think you are reducing our faith. Never fear! we are the most devout, Christian group, and the more filth your sin hole mouth spews, the more we pray and Gods loves us. I don’t understand why you chose to be a homogay.
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